Authoress' Note: Thank you people for wasting your precious time in your day to read these little one-shots that I've come up with, with help from Tumblr and your reviews of course.
I would just like to state that as of today (December 29, 2016), this story has had over 21,000 views, 123 reviews, 53 chapters, 37 favorites and 41 people receive emails about each and every update. This story is also featured in two communities: Make 'Em Laugh (Admin: Kate Chase) and The Time Travel Community (Admin: Nee339)
IN THE MONTH OF DECEMBER ALONE OVER 2.47K OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (2,470 out of 300,000,000) HAVE READ THIS!
I even have someone from Botswana (where that is) reading this.
Do you guys even have jobs or attend school?
And now, for Chapter 53! Don't hesitate to comment with chapter ideas or email them to the email on my profile.
Chapter 53: Harry Potter and the Year of No Haircuts
Molly Weasley enjoyed getting her way.
She loaded up all seven of her children, her husband, and the two children she thought of as her children even though they biologically weren't but she could swear that those two would eventually marry into the family either way and thus they would be family either way, and not to mention the girl that her eldest had the "hots" for, her little sister and her parents, and then Molly Weasley decided screw it: they would be dragging Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Amelia Bones, Susan Bones, Nymphadora Tonks, Andromeda and Ted Tonks and eventually it grew to the point where Narcissa Malfoy, Draco Malfoy, Lucius Malfoy, Dobby, Bellatrix Lestrange, Rodopholus Lestrange, Rabastian Lestrange and practically anyone you could imagine, including a good majority of the DA, who shall remain rather nameless because they haven't even been created yet, but some of the key members just happened to be Neville Longbottom and Luna Lovegood, and then there was the whole Cho Chang, Marrietta Edgecombe, and a bunch of others that your author is to tired to write about but they were there and that's all that matters and yes, this author just broke the fourth wall but are you honestly that surprised? You might end up cursing this poor author for that massive paragraph run-on sentence.
And yet, the poor author you are attempting to turn into a duck with 'duckflors' just so happens to be a certified grammar nazi…
There goes that title…
Either way, a crap ton of Harry Potter characters, some not even introduced at this point were all the barbershop to get hair cuts.
Because fourth year was the year of No Haircuts and quite frankly, that pissed off Molly Weasley.
Bill did however receive his hair cut while kicking and screaming, and Luna got an afro and the Golden Trio put rubber cement into Draco's hairgel, and Marrietta was allergic to some of the products used to her face somehow got tattoo'd with the words: SNEAK on it. Neville "accidently" lopped off Bellatrix, Rodopholus, and Rabastian Lestrange's Heads… at least that's what Amelia put down on paper before snogging Sirius Black.
Oh and Susan Bones discovered that she was interested in Blaise Zabini so we have a new pairing that was never introduced but you should ship it nonetheless even though your author that is currently a talking snowwoman (duckflors gone wrong) literately made it up on the blue.
If it makes you feel any better, Bill went out and got a new piercing.
NEXT TIME... THE CRACK CONTINUES WITH BAD WRITING THAT MAKES YOU LAUGH AND THIS SHOULD TOTALLY BE ADDED TO TV TROPES BECAUSE THAT IS MY SECRET AMBITION IN WRITING THIS. *EVIL LAUGHTER*
