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Mewgirl135: Yes im back and im tempted to eat the gallon of ice cream in the freezer...

De-Ji: gah! Oh you're here! XD didn't see you…

Usopp,Luffy,Suta,Chopper:come on you guys still cant catch me? getting

tired?(sees Suta as a cheetah) Aww no fair! Ahh whatever (gives them a lot of

cheese and I mean a lot) CHEESE PARTY! (Is a houscat now) Nyah!

Usopp Chopper Luffy and Suta: CHEESE MOUNTAIN! (has climbing gear and all the sudden) (starts climbing)

De-Ji: (gnawing at bottom) where did she get all this cheese??

(television appears) NEWS FLASH!! ALL THE CHEESE HAS BEEN STOLEN!!

Everyone-Luffy and Suta: O.O . . (Luffy and Suta still screaming and eating in the background)

Zoro:Hm I guess you didnt pull out the roots after the flowrs grew...EEKK!

Zoro come back I wanna try planting a tree!

Zoro: you're not going to pluck them are you? STAY AWAY FROM ME!! (runs off)

De-Ji:(whispering) I wont really plant a tree in Zoros head these seeds are

only to make it like im really going to plant them. I mean you know how hard

it would be to get rid of it?

De-Ji: (evil-ish smile) chainsaw?

Nami:Hows business comming?

Nami: no sales recently… I think everybody has one now…

Sanji:...who are you again?

Sanji: Mewgirl-swan…

Me:Aw im kidding Sanji (hugs)

Sanji: YAY!!! (gets hugged) MELLORINE!!! MELLORINE!!!

Everyone:...Did you guys know you have Dragon problems?

Everyone: dragons? What dragons?

Mewgirl135:(points to the Dragons in the sky circling the ship like vultures) Those Dragons.

Everyone-Luffy and Suta: (looks up) O.o how did those get there?!

Luffy and Suta: CAN WE KEEP THEM?? HUH?? HUH?? (jumps up and down)

Nami: We should sell them.

Sanji: We should cook them.

Luffy: (pouty face) I don't know whether to eat them or keep them!

Suta: (pouty face) Me neither.

Mewgirl135: Bye! (Disseapears in a cloud of hearts)

Everyone: wait! You have to help us with the dragons!!


De-Ji: (singing) one reviewer came out to play, out on a ask the mugiwaras one day, they had such enormous fun, they called for K10 to come!

Zoro: what was that?

De-Ji: I dunno… I guess I just felt like singing.

K10: (Shows a whole list of people who don't like Eggnog at her school)

These people don't like it.

Everyone: they need a mental hospital (wander off slowly looking for more eggnog)

Zoro: O.O um...(see's...more than one Daisy now..like 5) eh heheheh, So how

are you today?(sweatdrop)

Zoro: (raises one eyebrow) what's wrong with you?

Sanji:You got wet willied, bummer...Anywho! Yes! rematch!

Sanji: .W ok! (deals out the cards)

De-ji:it's not too bad. you get use to it over a year.

De-Ji: I would think you would kind of have to…

Zoro: (walks in) have to what?

De-Ji: (sees the daisies) Zoro?... do you need some weed-b-gone or something?\

Zoro: what? No…

De-Ji: (suddenly has a spraybottle full of weed-b-gone) hehehe… (sprays Zoro's head)

Zoro: WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!

De-Ji: you had daisies on your head…

Zoro: right… like there's enough dirt for them to grow up there… pfft.

De-Ji: when was the last time you showered?

Zoro: sometime last year, why?

De-Ji: yep, there's enough dirt there. Go take a shower.

Zoro: fine. Whatever. (walks off)

De-ji/Zoro: kk! Just wondering!...(blinks) Ah crap, that's why I'm up soearly. School is today..Again! .

De-Ji: yeah… we need another break. But we probably won't get one… .

Sanji:(hugs) ah he's blushing

Sanji: (gets hugged) MELLORINE!! MELLORINE!!

Robin/Nami:(see's a blur of colors run away from behind Luffy.) There shegoes...this is gonna be hard. (sighs)

Nami: Nah.

Robin: I think navigator-san has an idea.

Nami: (evil grin) yep. HEY LUFFY!!!

Luffy: (Looks a LOT fatter than usual)

Nami: have you been snacking AGAIN??

Luffy: No.

Nami: Then whats in there? Suta?

Luffy: No! (sweats a little) (wobbles off)

Nami: Get back here!!!

Luffy: GAH!! (wobbles faster)

Nami: (tackles Luffy) (unbuttons vest) … why… in …the world…DO YOU HAVE PIILOWS STUFFED DOWN YOUR SHIRT AND PANTS??!

Luffy: . I don't know…

Nami: Wait a second! THESE ARE MY PILLOWS!! I DON'T WANT TO SLEEP ON THESE WITH YOUR DISGUSTING GERMS ON THEM!!!!

Luffy: These aren't yours!

Nami: The why do they say "Nami" on them??!

Luffy: Uhhh……

Nami: WHERE'S SUTA?? DID SHE TELL YOU WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO?? (starts to strangle Luffy)

Luffy: NO!! I SWEAR!! (cough wheeze)

Nami: (still has a grip on his neck but loosens her grip) good…. (tightens again) NOW WHERE IS SHE???

Luffy: I DON'T KNOW!! SHE ASKED FOR HELP SO I HELPED HER!!

Nami: (shaking his neck now) HELP US FIND HER!!

Luffy: WHY IS THIS SUCH A BIG DEAL??? WHATS WRONG??

Nami: (lets go and stands up) I can't tell you!!!

Luffy: Oh, I see… SHE'S ON A SECRET MISSION!!

Robin: So Captain-san was a decoy. She's strategizing.

Nami: I wonder where she is… wait! Strategizing?? She's taking this too seriously…

De-ji/Zoro:..if you didn't really care if I sent it or not, what's with the

dramatic "no"?(joking it was funny)

De-Ji: Zoro's gone right now…

(hear really bad singing in the background)

De-Ji: yep, he's still in the shower… (giggles)

(2 minutes later Zoro comes back)

De-Ji: o.O that was fast. Oh well, here's a treat! (throws a strawberry at Zoro)

Zoro: (catches strawberry and glares at everybody then runs off to go eat it)

De-Ji: …


De-Ji: next up is SDK!! (previously known as SoDesuKa!

SDK: Yo minna! SDK again and I have a few questions! Oh yeah, almost forgot... (Hands over the rest of Nami's money) There, happy? It's freaking 5 million belli!

Nami: (sparkly eyes) m-m-MONEY!!!

Luffy and Usopp: Care to have a fishing contest?

Luffy: I'M GONNA WIN!!!

Usopp: The great captain Usopp will beat your butt off!!

Luffy: NUH UH!!

Usopp: I guess we'll see won't we!!

Luffy: see what?

Usopp: MAY THE BEST MAN WIN!!

Luffy: MAY THE BEST MAN WIN!!

Suta: (muffled) GO LUFFY!!!

Luffy: WHERE DID THAT COME FROM!!?? (looks both ways)

SDK: (Pulls out fishing rod, a strawberry as bait and dangles it in front of Zoro) Hehe, there's no way I'm going to lose if I catch marimo!!

Zoro: (watches the strawberry) (drools then grabs it off the hook and runs off to eat it)

Luffy and Usopp: (casts their bait into the ocean)

Usopp: Oi Luffy, I don't think you'll catch anything with a sponge.

Luffy: Sure I will!! …

Usopp: …

Luffy: …

Usopp: (starts hopping around) I'VE CAUGHT SOMETHING!! IT'S GOT TO BE THE BIGGEST SEA KING EVER!!

Luffy: REALLY??!! SUGOI!!

Usopp: Just kidding!!...

Luffy: oh…

Usopp: …

Luffy: … I miss Suta…

Usopp: Its only been a few minutes.

Luffy: I know… where's my stereo??

Usopp: I … uh… don't know.

Stereo: sizzzzzzzzzzzzz….. (was thrown into the water)

Luffy: (pouty face and slumped shoulders) oh well… (starts to whistle the song im so lonely)

Usopp: (thinks) he really is hopeless!

Sanji: It's my cooking day but I don't feel like doing it, could you do it

for me? ... or at least help me with it? (Kitty look) I'll give U a hug and a

kiss on the cheek if U do!

Sanji: SURE SDK-SWAN!!!

Nami: Lazy bum.

Nami: I'm not lazy. I run around all day beating up the guys!

SDK: Four letters Nami-chan... STFU!

Nami: I'm getting mixed messages here…and for making me think about stuff that wasted my time, since time is money, you owe me! .-

Zoro: Can I borrow your swords? (Glittering eyes) They're cool! .

Zoro: I might… it depends on what for. .

SDK: Now for someone who's not a Mugiwara but that I want to ask a question

anyway!

Zoro: (mutters to nobody in particular) doesn't anybody get this is ask the Mugiwaras?

Ace: How come you ended up with PORTGAS D. Ace instead of MONKEY D? I've been thinking about that for quite a while... Any idea at all? A rumour said that

you're not Luffy's real brother... just stephbrother or something along those

lines...

Ace: zzzzzz…. (fell asleep while eating)

De-Ji: the world may never know!


De-Ji: another from Blue-Hat Jack X )

Blue-Hat Jack: sorry. But Brook will join the Straw Hats. I can sense it with... AFRO POWER!

De-Ji: that's ok-(gets cut off by Luffy)

Luffy: AFRO POWER!!! (grabs for his afro) What??! IT'S GONE!!

Suta: (still hiding) tee hee! (wearing afro)


De-Ji: (sings again) Takono Takono Takono...

Zoro: (weird look)

De-Ji: sorry…


(author's note: sorry about the random line... it was a mistake and I couldn't fix it... just ignore it!)

Takono: HALOO!

Everyone: HI!!

LuSu(luffeh and suta): canada has cotton candy... AND HONEY AND SUSHI AND MOOSES AND CORN!!

Luffy : HONEY!!! (cricket cricket) wah….

Zoro: GRR...(gives zoro an atomic wedgie and frees sanji) VOILA! REVENGE A LA MODE! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Zoro: (squeaks)

De-Ji: (winces and helps him down)

Sanji: you okay, sanji kun? (kisses his cheek)

Sanji: (to Zoro) GRRR!!! (to Takono) I am now, Takono-chwan!! (gets kissed) MELLORINE MELLORINE!!!

LuSu: (jumps on them both) GERONIMOO!! (tickles) HACKABLACKAQUACKA!!

Luffy: AHH!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Suta: WAH HA!! (jumps into the screen) (hugs Luffy)

Luffy: WHOO!! SUTA!! XD

Nami: HURRY GET THE CAMERA!!

Robin: But captain-san can't see us take the picture.

Nami: crap…

Suta: hmmm! (evil grin) Oh luffy! (starts to never leave his side even though she always did before)

Sanji: yay u called me beautiful!

Sanji: (heart eyes and noodle dance) YOU'RE ALWAYS BEAUTIFUL TAKONO-SWAN!!

Takono: what would you do if i was a boy?

Sanji: I dunno…

Zoro: KISS DEJI!! YOU TWO LOOK SO CUTE!!

Zoro: no. you atomic-wedgied me.

De-Ji: (walks in and whispers) I'm done XD

Sanji: you ever watch deff dunham(pronounced dunnum) the ventriloquist?

achmed, jose and peanut RULE!

Sanji: hmm… no… (walks by the mast and steps on a banana peel, falls into a net which is then hoisted up so he is hanging in the air helplessly)

De-Ji and Zoro: WOO!! LET'S POKE HIM WITH A STICK!! (suddenly have sticks and begin poking Sanji…hard)

Takono: im beautiful when im scary? well its almost halloween!

Robin: that it is

Zoro and De-Ji: (in the background) BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! (still poking Sanji)