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Mewgirl135: Yes im back and im tempted to eat the gallon of ice cream in the freezer...
De-Ji: gah! Oh you're here! XD didn't see you…
Usopp,Luffy,Suta,Chopper:come on you guys still cant catch me? getting
tired?(sees Suta as a cheetah) Aww no fair! Ahh whatever (gives them a lot of
cheese and I mean a lot) CHEESE PARTY! (Is a houscat now) Nyah!
Usopp Chopper Luffy and Suta: CHEESE MOUNTAIN! (has climbing gear and all the sudden) (starts climbing)
De-Ji: (gnawing at bottom) where did she get all this cheese??
(television appears) NEWS FLASH!! ALL THE CHEESE HAS BEEN STOLEN!!
Everyone-Luffy and Suta: O.O . . (Luffy and Suta still screaming and eating in the background)
Zoro:Hm I guess you didnt pull out the roots after the flowrs grew...EEKK!
Zoro come back I wanna try planting a tree!
Zoro: you're not going to pluck them are you? STAY AWAY FROM ME!! (runs off)
De-Ji:(whispering) I wont really plant a tree in Zoros head these seeds are
only to make it like im really going to plant them. I mean you know how hard
it would be to get rid of it?
De-Ji: (evil-ish smile) chainsaw?
Nami:Hows business comming?
Nami: no sales recently… I think everybody has one now…
Sanji:...who are you again?
Sanji: Mewgirl-swan…
Me:Aw im kidding Sanji (hugs)
Sanji: YAY!!! (gets hugged) MELLORINE!!! MELLORINE!!!
Everyone:...Did you guys know you have Dragon problems?
Everyone: dragons? What dragons?
Mewgirl135:(points to the Dragons in the sky circling the ship like vultures) Those Dragons.
Everyone-Luffy and Suta: (looks up) O.o how did those get there?!
Luffy and Suta: CAN WE KEEP THEM?? HUH?? HUH?? (jumps up and down)
Nami: We should sell them.
Sanji: We should cook them.
Luffy: (pouty face) I don't know whether to eat them or keep them!
Suta: (pouty face) Me neither.
Mewgirl135: Bye! (Disseapears in a cloud of hearts)
Everyone: wait! You have to help us with the dragons!!
De-Ji: (singing) one reviewer came out to play, out on a ask the mugiwaras one day, they had such enormous fun, they called for K10 to come!
Zoro: what was that?
De-Ji: I dunno… I guess I just felt like singing.
K10: (Shows a whole list of people who don't like Eggnog at her school)
These people don't like it.
Everyone: they need a mental hospital (wander off slowly looking for more eggnog)
Zoro: O.O um...(see's...more than one Daisy now..like 5) eh heheheh, So how
are you today?(sweatdrop)
Zoro: (raises one eyebrow) what's wrong with you?
Sanji:You got wet willied, bummer...Anywho! Yes! rematch!
Sanji: .W ok! (deals out the cards)
De-ji:it's not too bad. you get use to it over a year.
De-Ji: I would think you would kind of have to…
Zoro: (walks in) have to what?
De-Ji: (sees the daisies) Zoro?... do you need some weed-b-gone or something?\
Zoro: what? No…
De-Ji: (suddenly has a spraybottle full of weed-b-gone) hehehe… (sprays Zoro's head)
Zoro: WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!
De-Ji: you had daisies on your head…
Zoro: right… like there's enough dirt for them to grow up there… pfft.
De-Ji: when was the last time you showered?
Zoro: sometime last year, why?
De-Ji: yep, there's enough dirt there. Go take a shower.
Zoro: fine. Whatever. (walks off)
De-ji/Zoro: kk! Just wondering!...(blinks) Ah crap, that's why I'm up soearly. School is today..Again! .
De-Ji: yeah… we need another break. But we probably won't get one… .
Sanji:(hugs) ah he's blushing
Sanji: (gets hugged) MELLORINE!! MELLORINE!!
Robin/Nami:(see's a blur of colors run away from behind Luffy.) There shegoes...this is gonna be hard. (sighs)
Nami: Nah.
Robin: I think navigator-san has an idea.
Nami: (evil grin) yep. HEY LUFFY!!!
Luffy: (Looks a LOT fatter than usual)
Nami: have you been snacking AGAIN??
Luffy: No.
Nami: Then whats in there? Suta?
Luffy: No! (sweats a little) (wobbles off)
Nami: Get back here!!!
Luffy: GAH!! (wobbles faster)
Nami: (tackles Luffy) (unbuttons vest) … why… in …the world…DO YOU HAVE PIILOWS STUFFED DOWN YOUR SHIRT AND PANTS??!
Luffy: . I don't know…
Nami: Wait a second! THESE ARE MY PILLOWS!! I DON'T WANT TO SLEEP ON THESE WITH YOUR DISGUSTING GERMS ON THEM!!!!
Luffy: These aren't yours!
Nami: The why do they say "Nami" on them??!
Luffy: Uhhh……
Nami: WHERE'S SUTA?? DID SHE TELL YOU WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO?? (starts to strangle Luffy)
Luffy: NO!! I SWEAR!! (cough wheeze)
Nami: (still has a grip on his neck but loosens her grip) good…. (tightens again) NOW WHERE IS SHE???
Luffy: I DON'T KNOW!! SHE ASKED FOR HELP SO I HELPED HER!!
Nami: (shaking his neck now) HELP US FIND HER!!
Luffy: WHY IS THIS SUCH A BIG DEAL??? WHATS WRONG??
Nami: (lets go and stands up) I can't tell you!!!
Luffy: Oh, I see… SHE'S ON A SECRET MISSION!!
Robin: So Captain-san was a decoy. She's strategizing.
Nami: I wonder where she is… wait! Strategizing?? She's taking this too seriously…
De-ji/Zoro:..if you didn't really care if I sent it or not, what's with the
dramatic "no"?(joking it was funny)
De-Ji: Zoro's gone right now…
(hear really bad singing in the background)
De-Ji: yep, he's still in the shower… (giggles)
(2 minutes later Zoro comes back)
De-Ji: o.O that was fast. Oh well, here's a treat! (throws a strawberry at Zoro)
Zoro: (catches strawberry and glares at everybody then runs off to go eat it)
De-Ji: …
De-Ji: next up is SDK!! (previously known as SoDesuKa!
SDK: Yo minna! SDK again and I have a few questions! Oh yeah, almost forgot... (Hands over the rest of Nami's money) There, happy? It's freaking 5 million belli!
Nami: (sparkly eyes) m-m-MONEY!!!
Luffy and Usopp: Care to have a fishing contest?
Luffy: I'M GONNA WIN!!!
Usopp: The great captain Usopp will beat your butt off!!
Luffy: NUH UH!!
Usopp: I guess we'll see won't we!!
Luffy: see what?
Usopp: MAY THE BEST MAN WIN!!
Luffy: MAY THE BEST MAN WIN!!
Suta: (muffled) GO LUFFY!!!
Luffy: WHERE DID THAT COME FROM!!?? (looks both ways)
SDK: (Pulls out fishing rod, a strawberry as bait and dangles it in front of Zoro) Hehe, there's no way I'm going to lose if I catch marimo!!
Zoro: (watches the strawberry) (drools then grabs it off the hook and runs off to eat it)
Luffy and Usopp: (casts their bait into the ocean)
Usopp: Oi Luffy, I don't think you'll catch anything with a sponge.
Luffy: Sure I will!! …
Usopp: …
Luffy: …
Usopp: (starts hopping around) I'VE CAUGHT SOMETHING!! IT'S GOT TO BE THE BIGGEST SEA KING EVER!!
Luffy: REALLY??!! SUGOI!!
Usopp: Just kidding!!...
Luffy: oh…
Usopp: …
Luffy: … I miss Suta…
Usopp: Its only been a few minutes.
Luffy: I know… where's my stereo??
Usopp: I … uh… don't know.
Stereo: sizzzzzzzzzzzzz….. (was thrown into the water)
Luffy: (pouty face and slumped shoulders) oh well… (starts to whistle the song im so lonely)
Usopp: (thinks) he really is hopeless!
Sanji: It's my cooking day but I don't feel like doing it, could you do it
for me? ... or at least help me with it? (Kitty look) I'll give U a hug and a
kiss on the cheek if U do!
Sanji: SURE SDK-SWAN!!!
Nami: Lazy bum.
Nami: I'm not lazy. I run around all day beating up the guys!
SDK: Four letters Nami-chan... STFU!
Nami: I'm getting mixed messages here…and for making me think about stuff that wasted my time, since time is money, you owe me! .-
Zoro: Can I borrow your swords? (Glittering eyes) They're cool! .
Zoro: I might… it depends on what for. .
SDK: Now for someone who's not a Mugiwara but that I want to ask a question
anyway!
Zoro: (mutters to nobody in particular) doesn't anybody get this is ask the Mugiwaras?
Ace: How come you ended up with PORTGAS D. Ace instead of MONKEY D? I've been thinking about that for quite a while... Any idea at all? A rumour said that
you're not Luffy's real brother... just stephbrother or something along those
lines...
Ace: zzzzzz…. (fell asleep while eating)
De-Ji: the world may never know!
De-Ji: another from Blue-Hat Jack X )
Blue-Hat Jack: sorry. But Brook will join the Straw Hats. I can sense it with... AFRO POWER!
De-Ji: that's ok-(gets cut off by Luffy)
Luffy: AFRO POWER!!! (grabs for his afro) What??! IT'S GONE!!
Suta: (still hiding) tee hee! (wearing afro)
De-Ji: (sings again) Takono Takono Takono...
Zoro: (weird look)
De-Ji: sorry…
(author's note: sorry about the random line... it was a mistake and I couldn't fix it... just ignore it!)
Takono: HALOO!
Everyone: HI!!
LuSu(luffeh and suta): canada has cotton candy... AND HONEY AND SUSHI AND MOOSES AND CORN!!
Luffy : HONEY!!! (cricket cricket) wah….
Zoro: GRR...(gives zoro an atomic wedgie and frees sanji) VOILA! REVENGE A LA MODE! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Zoro: (squeaks)
De-Ji: (winces and helps him down)
Sanji: you okay, sanji kun? (kisses his cheek)
Sanji: (to Zoro) GRRR!!! (to Takono) I am now, Takono-chwan!! (gets kissed) MELLORINE MELLORINE!!!
LuSu: (jumps on them both) GERONIMOO!! (tickles) HACKABLACKAQUACKA!!
Luffy: AHH!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Suta: WAH HA!! (jumps into the screen) (hugs Luffy)
Luffy: WHOO!! SUTA!! XD
Nami: HURRY GET THE CAMERA!!
Robin: But captain-san can't see us take the picture.
Nami: crap…
Suta: hmmm! (evil grin) Oh luffy! (starts to never leave his side even though she always did before)
Sanji: yay u called me beautiful!
Sanji: (heart eyes and noodle dance) YOU'RE ALWAYS BEAUTIFUL TAKONO-SWAN!!
Takono: what would you do if i was a boy?
Sanji: I dunno…
Zoro: KISS DEJI!! YOU TWO LOOK SO CUTE!!
Zoro: no. you atomic-wedgied me.
De-Ji: (walks in and whispers) I'm done XD
Sanji: you ever watch deff dunham(pronounced dunnum) the ventriloquist?
achmed, jose and peanut RULE!
Sanji: hmm… no… (walks by the mast and steps on a banana peel, falls into a net which is then hoisted up so he is hanging in the air helplessly)
De-Ji and Zoro: WOO!! LET'S POKE HIM WITH A STICK!! (suddenly have sticks and begin poking Sanji…hard)
Takono: im beautiful when im scary? well its almost halloween!
Robin: that it is
Zoro and De-Ji: (in the background) BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! (still poking Sanji)
