A/N: Ok, here's a lighter drabble after the last one.

It's a kinda cross-over/parody/crack/weirdness... Yes, I am strange.

It's crossed with Game of Thrones (mainly the TV show because it's the same actor for both roles) and it's my first attempt at a parody- I've read quite a few, which were all good, but I'm not sure if I've pulled it off. If you think its rubbish, so be it.

Spoilers: none.
Warnings: some bad language.

Enjoy!


Morgana and Mordred waited for Alvarr near the Lake of Avalon at midnight. They'd learned that Merlin had thrown Excalibur into its murky depths by watching re-runs of the show on BBC Three, and wanted it for themselves.

"Where is he?" Morgana hissed.

As if in answer, Alvarr came riding past on a large black stallion, wearing black clothes and donning a black cloak...

He was headed North.

"To the Wall, I ride!"

Morgana and Mordred looked puzzled.

He gasped. "I'm supposed to be Alvarr, aren't I? Shit, I'm still Benjen Stark... Bollocks! I'm on the wrong fucking TV show!"


Flames will be used to toast marshmallows