Hey guys, remember Psycho Bakura? He's back this chapter. I don't own this list, let's begin!
Avalongal316: THANKS! HILARIOUS? It was horrifying!
PrankK1ng: THANKS! Yeah, and it was a subtle one, too. Props to you!
Phil The Persona Guy: THANKS! Who is Snowball? And Okami reference? Where?
MutantEnemy6789: THANKS! So… Welcome to the herd, MutantEnenmy6789!
Milleniummonkey23: THANKS! Why?
Zukofan2005: THANKS! You need something stronger?
BlackRoseDragonCK: THANKS! And it will get insaner.
Marilynjayfreak: Why can't you do it?
ImmortalAngel92: THANKS! What makes those your favorites?
FangandIggyRule: THANKS! Yeah, that would definitely happened. I survived, though. :)
Begecko: THANKS! I see.
Vampiressbeauty20: THANKS! Also, when will you update your fanfic with BlackRose? Pinkie is just dying for her cameo.
Angelucie: THANKS! I thought that you hated the Fangirl Ghost!
(Opposite Melvin and Ryou walk in.)
Opposite Melvin: I like fluffy bunnies and skipping through meadows!
Opposite Ryou: DIE.
Maximumride123: THANKS! May the Rainbow Dash be with you!
TurboDuel: THANKS! Yuma's reappearing this chapter.
Shadowcharmerdemon: THANKS! You're not a Sue? (gives her a Bakura fluffball) Enjoy, Grace.
Rinnu500: THANKS!
"Pet me if you bloody dare. (hisses)"
How much more midriff bearing are we talking here?
Seabreeze27: THANKS! That's a step.
Emichan and PhoenixWarrior: THANKS! We'll find out! Psychokura is reappearing this chapter!
Lonewolfgirl – sademo588: THANKS! Okay, I will.
Raspberry 14: THANKS! Love those quotes. :D
ScarletBlackberry of the M.B.S.: THANKS!
"That. Didn't. HELP."
I don't own Yu-Gi-OH, Yu-Gi-OH Abridged, Gives You Hell, Hershey's, the ASDFmovies, Portal 2, or the Slenderman.
When you see my face,
Hope it gives you hell,
Hope it gives you hell
When you walk my way,
Hope it gives you hell,
Hope it gives you hell
If you find a man that's worth a damn and treats you well,
Then he's a fool you're just as well,
Hope it gives you hell!
Today was the worst day of Bakura's life. Why was it the worst day of Bakura's life? Well, let me tell all.
That morning, Bakura and Marik sat in the Marikmobile, which was heading to Wal-Mart instead of Target. Marik had struck a deal with Bill to get back his customers in Wal-Mart by pranking in Wal-Mart. On the way, the trunk started rumbling.
Bakura asked, "Marik, what is going on?"
Marik replied, "How the frig am I supposed to know?
Once the car parked in Wal-Mart, they went to the trunk, and opened it. Suddenly, Yuma popped out of the trunk, and crash-landed on top of Bakura.
"HEY!" Yuma yelled, "RIDING IN THE TRUNK WAS REALLY EXTREEEEEME! CAN I DO THE LIST WITH YOU? PLEASE?"
Bakura asked, "If you do it, will you never talk again?"
Yuma shrieked, "NOT TALKING IS PRETTY EXTREEEE-"
Marik interrupted, "He means 'yes'. Now will you take out that friggin' notepad already? FRIG!"
Bakura took out the notebook, and read, "Number 157: Turn a cart over and put towels over it so they can't see in. When someone starts to open it, start yelling 'Hey, I'm using the bathroom in here!'"
Marik grabbed a cart and some towels, and flipped the cart over himself. Bakura begrudgingly took the towels, and placed them over the cart.
Soon, Mokuba walked over, and tried to remove the towels off of the cart. Marik shrieked, "Will you go the frig away? I'm trying to be mope here!"
Mokuba screamed in terror, and ran off crying. Marik threw off the cart, causing it to nearly crash into Bakura. After jumping out of the way, Bakura crossed off the step, and read, "Number 158: Buy a chocolate bar, go to the bathroom, smear chocolate on your hand, reach under the next stall and ask, 'Can I have some toilet paper?'"
Marik handed Yuma a Hershey's bar, and Yuma went into the bathroom. After doing the pre-steps, Yuma reached over, and yelled, "I WANT SOME TOILET PAPER!"
The man in the stall screamed, and ran out. Yuma grinned in a satisfactory manner, and ran out. He yelled in Bakura's face, "THAT WAS REALLY EXTREEEEEME!"
Bakura asked, "Will you just shut up?"
"NOOO!"
Bakura sighed, and pulled out the list, and crossed off Number 158. Then, he read, "Number 159: Take a fishing pole, tie it to a dollar, and go fishing for humans!"
Soon, Marik and Yuma were on a shelf, fishing for humans. Yuma cried, "HEY! THIS IS EXTREME! LET'S DO THIS EVERYDAY!"
Marik tried to tune Yuma out, as he went fishing. Suddenly, the Slenderman appeared, and asked, "Heeey guuys. Caaan Iiii-"
"NO!" And with that, the Slenderman walked away, dejected. Suddenly, Yuma pulled up Bakura on a hook.
Suddenly, the same man from last chapter spotted that, and yelled, "That boy has hung a man! Let's go to Target! Nobody gets hanged there!
The customers screamed, and ran out of the store. Marik yelled, "SUCCESS! Let us pet the kitty!"
And so, Marik and Yuma started petting Bakura. Bakura was purring at first, but soon, he growled ferociously, and threw Yuma into a wall, knocking the latter out.
Marik asked, "Fluffy? Are you okay?"
Bakura growled in a raspier voice, "Marik, you gave me the worst bloody day ever."
"BUT HOW?" Marik knew that Bakura had not acted like this for many chapters. However, he had hoped to himself that Bakura's psycho tendencies had only worn off.
Bakura said, "First, you let that bloody idiot Yuma come along. Then, you threw a cart at me, and hung me from a fishing pole. And then, you started petting me." Bakura grabbed Marik from the shirt, and hissed, "And trust me, your death will not be pretty."
Marik yelled, "But I'm too friggin' sexy to die horribly!"
Bakura smirked. "Well, isn't that the bloody point?"
Marik started to shriek, causing Bakura to cover his ears in pain. Soon, Bakura yelled, "MARIK! Stop this nonsense!"
Marik stopped, and asked, "Bakura, why the frig did you go psycho again?"
Bakura asked, "How am I supposed to know?"
And now for the stingers!
"I like singing!" Marik yelled.
"I like dancing!" Tea cried.
Bakura smirked. "I like Zorc," he said.
Suddenly, Zorc stomped on Tea and Marik. He boomed, "I am a Zorc-osaurus!"
(LINE BREAK)
Yusei stared at the screen with an unamused expression. "Do I have to say this?" he asked.
The caption read, Yes, Yusei.
Yusei sighed. Then, he shrugged, and said, "Card Games on Motorcycles."
Jack yelled, "CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES!"
(LINE BREAK)
As a potato version of Marik and Serenity where flying towards the platform, the potato Marik said, "Well, this is the part where he kills us."
Suddenly, Bakura appeared on a screen, grinning sadistically. He yelled, "Hello! THIS IS THE PART WHERE I BLOODY KILL YOU!"
Part 9: The Part Where He Kills You
And that's the chapter! I was originally going to use a longer scene, but I got tired. So, hope you enjoy!
