Disclaimer:
I do not own anyone or anything associated with the Haruhi Suzumiya Series and whatever else I'm going to include here in this fanfic; they all belong to their respective creators - so no surprise there.
I'm just writing this down for my personal entertainment as well as for others.
Author's Note:
Funny how much a guy can type and publish within the span of several minutes/hours in a day. Also, the effects of exercise do not happen instantly as shown in this short story; but Haruhi made it to, for weirdness' sake. Now enjoy.
A growl later, Kyon was finally pressed into submitting to Haruhi's request.
But he couldn't help but ask: "Do I really have to?"
"Of course! Now move it Kyon, or there's going to be an even worse penalty in store for you!" Haruhi nods.
Sighing, the poor guy got on his bike and inspected the handlebars.
"So, I just wander around the city on my bike?" He asks uncaringly, narrowing his eye at the grips.
"Weren't you listening?! Yes! And you'll keep at it until night-time!" Haruhi screeches indignantly.
Kyon looked up in surprise. "Until night-time?!"
"YES! NOW MOVE IT OR YOU'LL GET A PENALTY!" She practically screams.
The teenager did not need to be told a third time. "I'm off, I'm off!"
"Crap... I'm beat." Kyon panted out as he returned.
"Finally, you're back! And you're late, so you get a penalty!" Haruhi exclaims giddily. Kyon rolls his eyes.
"Before I suffer this new penalty, oh glorious leader, why did I have to ride my bike around the city earlier?"
"So I can do this!"
And then Haruhi ripped his shirt into two, revealing his toned abs.
"What the hell, Haruhi?!" Came the expected response. "Have you no shame?!"
"Pretty much, yeah!" She says as she licks her lips and prepares her whipped cream.
From a distance, the other SOS Brigade watched the chaos ensuing ahead of them.
"Oh damn, look at them abs." Thought Koizumi and Mikuru lustfully as they stared at Kyon simultaneously.
"Unique." Muttered Nagato as she masterfully appraised Kyon's physique.
