Damian took time to growl at Edna in the earlier morning as he headed towards the coffee pot.
Nearly a week after the the ordeal and Damian had accepted that disgusting stuff happened when one had a baby and had successfully been ignoring that the thing had even happened. Instead he choose to growl at the redhead every time he saw her.
Edna had been ignoring pretty much everyone but her new baby and Tim. She kept them close and had decided that she wanted the child to have and E and D in her name and named the poor thing Edith. Damian had a feeling that it had to do with the back that Riddler just wanted to keen those two letters into the name.
However now at least Tim wouldn't be so small. Well one could hope. He seemed really happy about the baby who was half his size, which was still concerning, but the smallest Robin had been so moved by the little baby that he gave her his Batman plush.
It was so adorable that they now had about three hundred pictures of it. They would have to limit Nigma's use of the camera. Well, Damian wanted too, his father so kindly let her buy as much picture print paper as she pleased and currently two rooms where started to become a wall collage.
Still at least she was distracted now.
All was good.
"I hate you so much..." Kona groaned walking defeated next to Damian. "Why would you do this to me?! Why not the others? All three of your other friends, why not them?!"
"Because Irey would eat all the food and Match would give the press something to talk about."
"And Colin?"
"He ran away before I coudd finish asking."
"So," Kona rolled her eyes. "You dragged me to this boring Wayne thing?"
"Yes."
"Actually I don't feel do good..."
"You are staying!"
"Fiiiiiine..."
They walked on into the large garden party with was all full of rich and wealthy people who all wore boring clothing and looked boring. Kona frowned deeply as she followed Damian. She should have known that something was up the second Damian asked her what she was doing and if they could go someone for a few hours because he needed her as a back up.
Back to keep boredom off.
Curse the Bats and their tricks. Grabbing something to drink off a tray she looked around hoping to see anything interesting. She saw Dick and Jason playing tag and playing with some other rich kids. Cassandra and Carrie were nowhere to be seen. They probably saw a chance to hightail it outta there and didn't bother to warn the others!
Scowling she walked by Damian forces out grins and small talk and tried to keep ti simple but she knew the rich were secretly mocking her. After a while and bored out of her mind while Damian looked practically smug at nothing was going wrong.
Come on world do something interesting.
Dick and Jason were hiding under the tables trying to hide form the other kids but Titus kept giving them away. They tried to such the large dog but it just wouldn't stop moving and barking so Dick got the leash and they hooked Titus up at the table that held all the deserts and other odl stuff that was going ot be auctioned off for charity.
"There, come on, Dickie-bird let's win this!"
"Yeah!"
They left hiding in the bushes. They stayed still watching as others came by and not noticing that a lizard was on a tree behind them. As they were waiting the little thing hopped onto Dick's back and the boy gasped before screaming.
Edna was putting the kids into the little ride around little stroller when she noticed her friends showing up. Of course Bruce had advised against them coming over but he did promise her that she could invite them to an event as long as the behaved themselves and had restricted how many of them could come. There for not all of Arkham had been there.
Harvey didn't want to make a scene so he had someone, who had magic, make him look like a normal man and he even wore a suit that didn't scream 'I'm Two-Face!'. Edna knew it was partly to build another bridge with his old friend Bruce.
Who knew they two had ever been friends? And if Harvey knew the truth he would be stunned! Of course Edna wouldn't tell as she made a promise and she kept it. Smiling she waved as him and he waved back and saw Jonathan there glaring at people all while wearing sunglasses. Beside him was Jarvis and there was Selena who knew of Batman was!
How delightful!
Smiling she hurried over to greet them. As she did she got interrupted by Dr. Thomapkins who leaned to whisper something. The redhead smiled before nodding and than looked at her friends with a bright smile before flaunting her children in from to them.
Selena thought it was hilarious to see his lover in the background pressed a cold drink to his head. She had heard the rumors and knew that Edna was living with him but that didn't concern her. They made goo partners, worked well with each other but their was more of a good friendship.
Just than someone pointed out that a kid was screaming and barking was heard.
Damian saw Match show up with his little gang, er, his brothers, Freddie, Rojo and Alvin. The three looked happy to be back in the Manor grounds once again. Of course Match had promised they would behaved and that was a lie because the second they came up to him they were talked down by some of Gotham's wealthy rich teens and Damian settled it.
With any luck nothing could go wrong after that. Well, than Irey showed up looking like someone had decided to stick her in a toaster and than forgot about she. She coughed up a smoke ball as she stood next to them.
"The Tower needs a new kitchen..."
"Take it back ya asshole!"
Snapping over to the right Damian saw that Match and his brothers had started a brawl and from the sound of it one of the rich kids said something about his brothers and Match never took kind to anyone belittling them.
Before he could move forward there was a scream and Damian whipped around to see Dick running and screaming trying to get a lizard off his back and Jason had yelled out when he stumbled backwards and his hand hit some thorns and he cried out.
Titus hearing the screaming barked loudly before bolting and using all his strength, (Damian now regretted training the dog) and yanked the leg clean off the table and all the cakes, sweets, old expensive stuff crashed to the floor in a the most dramatic of ways.
Shouts and screams of horror as Two-Face's spell wore off and people went screaming. Titus was 'rescuing' Dick and Jason. Match had somehow started a gang war with rich brats that couldn't fight, people were fleeing, the rouges took what they wanted from the broken table, that woman his father loved a laughing her head off and Edna and the two youngest kids were covered in cake splatters.
Tim was eating the pieces and offering the baby some who was licking the frosting slowly. Growling he stomped forward.
"ENOUGH!" Damian barked before glaring at everyone. "GET OUT!"
After everything was set to right Damian was grumbled on the couch with his friends all around, Tim asleep curled into this side. Dick and Jason lauging about everything that happened and his Father looked to be in the same mood he was and Alfred was carrying Edna's baby for her as she
Edna was carrying her books. She looked at them happily before looking at hem. "Well, at least the kids weren't hurt and there are so many of them."
"Yea, Damian," Match teased. "Maybe you should adopted some more."
"No." Damian glared at him before giving one to his Father. "No more children!"
"Damian, I told you already that there will never be any children." Bruce looked back at Edna who was walking behind the couch. "We're never having anymore kids."
"I'm pregnant with twins."
...
"ARRRAAGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...!"
Poor Damian.
So this is the last chapter but do you guys want an Epilogue and if so what would you like to see in it?
Thank you for reading. Also I thought of doing another one with Toddler Bruce and his kids have to take care of him. Would that be something to interested in or no?
