Neb: do not own One Piece or Naruto, now is the time.
Usopp, what was that!
Shinobi Usopp: the great Usopp stalks his pray.
Usopp was walking along the roadway kepping an eye out for shinobi. "Why couldn't we have gone the other way," Usopp whined as he flashed back to himself telling the crew to just turn around until Sanji got mad at him and kicked him. Sanji's pride was shattered, because all of his training was for nothing. Usopp stopped when he felt something familiar occur. "Wait a minute," he growled. His two year time skip year had taught him a lot. First of all, their were the giant plants, but that has nothing to do with what was going on. Usopp jumped up in the air as swarms of bugs started flooding the area. "Exploding star," Usopp yelled. He fired at the bugs creating an explosion that made them scatter. Usopp ducked as Kunai hit the tree above him. "Man that was close," Usopp whined. The kunai exploded causing the tree to collapse above him.
"Shit," Usopp yelled. He ducked and rolled to get out from being pinned under the tree only to have more shuriken and kunai fly at him. "I'm surrounded," he gawked as he saw paper tags on all of them. Usopp pulled out his dial gun and got back under the tree. "Ninja's? Why ninjas, why couldn't we just keep fighting marines, agents, and pirates! I need to find my enemy, but where is he!" Usopp started twisting his goggles lenses to get a visual on his enemy. "Heat signatures coming from that tree, I can get him with my Dial rifle," Usopp thought. Usopp turned the dial on his rifle and pointed it in place. "Problem is he knows where I am and I have to get him to think I left. "Smoke screen star," Usopp yelled before throwing a smok screen on the ground. "Good, he's confused now," Usopp gloated in his mind. "Air Bullets!" Usopp fired several air bullets at his target who jumped to another tree to dodge it.
"You can't fool me, you better show yourself," Usopp yelled. He saw a pointy nose man with his jacket covering part of his face and sun glasses emerge from the trees.
"Very well, I have revealed myself," Shinobi Usopp responded as bugs started swarming around him.
"You actually revealed yourself, that's not very ninja like," Usopp commented.
"How's this for ninja like," Shinobi Usopp responded calmly as he sent a wave of bugs towards his opponent.
"No, ninja's aren't suppose to control insects," Usopp shouted as he ran. Usopp pulled up his dial rifle and turned it. "Luckily, this use to belong to Fire King Ace," Usopp grinned as he shot a fire wave at the Insects. More bugs started coming at him from behind leaching on to him.
"Shit," Usopp yelled.
"My bugs aren't able to suck your chakra, that's upsetting," Shinobi Usopp growled.
"Chakra, what the hell is that," Usopp yelled. "He pointed his rifle at shinobi Usopp. "Take this!"
"Futile," Shinobi Usopp breathed before the gun snapped in half. Usopp looked at his gun and saw bugs chewing on both the metal parts and the wood parts.
"What the hell," Usopp yelled. Bugs started crawling all over Usopp's equipment inside his back and chewed through them.
Usopp through his bag off.
"Dammit, their is one thing I can use to win this," Usopp yelled.
"What on earth could you possibly use," the other Usopp responded calmly.
"Stop being creepy," Usopp shouted. He stuck his hand in his pocket and pulled out a sling shot.
"You still have a weapon, to bad it's a child's weapon," Shinobi Usopp responded.
"Sugar's Grape," Usopp yelled before firing firs a knife that cut across his shirt that covered his mouth and then a purple grape directly in the shinobi's mouth.
"A sugar grape?" Shinobi Usopp questioned before his face started sweating. "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Fire pored out of his mouth as he passed out on the ground with tears in his eyes. "I hate you," he gawked before blacking out.
"It worked," Usopp yelled.
"You learned alot from your travels Usoland," A miniature man smiled.
"What the hell, a fairy!"
