Chapter 50- Silver Linings

Shoutout to Eclipse Metastar who is doing a Rwby watched Red vs Blue fic too except he has more characters. Also shoutout to Troumvirate, way more detailed description about him in the authors not below this one.

Hey guest reviewer I'm not offended in anyway. I literally asked people to assume my gender last authors note, my skin isn't as thin as most peoples.

(that is not me saying that if you are offended by someone assuming your gender you have thin skin)

If anything I'm surprised I haven't somehow offended someone who reads this. Honestly if I could I would have more offensive jokes in my chapters but I don't want my account banned or something.

Jokes are jokes and I personally think people should lighten up, Look up Dave Chappelle. Best comedian out there in my opinion. He called himself a Racism Connoisseur and what he said about the difference between Southern Racism and Northern Racism was funny and very true.

Joan Rivers, Dave Chappelle, and Bill Burr are my favorite comedians who are yours?

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"Hey Jaune, I just did the math and they were right, 975513603 minutes is 1856 years." Ren explained.

"It looks wrong though doesn't it? Shouldn't it be waaaaaay more minutes." Jaune said.

"I know it's confusing." Ren said.

"Wow...I'm surprised you got a math question wrong." Yang said.

Ren simply kept a straight face and ignored her.

"Silver linings" appeared on the screen with the usual theme again.

"Yay! It's back to the good theme!" Ruby shouted.

"Aww, I liked the other one." Yang complained.

"I think both are great." Pyrrha said.

Fade in to the bomb, counting down the last few seconds to 2:00

Grif: "Howh, just two minutes left."

"They really aren't trying that hard to escape are they?" Yang said.

"Yeah why don't they just throw the bomb outside the base?" Nora asked.

"Thinking outside the box Nora, I like it." Jaune praised.

Nora beamed. "I always think outside the box!"

Pyrrha, Jaune, and Ren laughed.

Sarge: "Men, I don't want this to sound pessimistic, but I'm absolutely certain we're all gonna die!"

Blake and Weiss laughed at the dark joke.

Simmons: "I think that that's a totally objective assessment of the situation, sir."

Tucker: "(hitting the window shutters with the ultimate weapon) What if we just beat on these window shutters together, we can get 'em open."

"That base really isn't that secure." Weiss commented.

Sarge: "No, that would be the coward's way out. Fruitlessly trying to escape instead of accepting your own fate!"

"Yeah!" Nora agreed.

"What? You would except death even if you could escape?" Pyrrha asked.

"What? Nooooo...I would face the bomb head on! I could survive it! I would knock it out of the world with my hammer." Nora said proudly.

Tucker: "(jumping up in the now open window) But I can see daylight!"

Sarge: "It's true. Only a miracle can save us now."

"They can save themselves easily." Blake said.

"Never give up, right Ruby?" Pyrrha asked.

"Right!" Ruby said enthusiastically.

"We should call them the optimist twins." Blake whispered to Weiss who laughed.

Cut to Gamma with Church

"Church is going to be that miracle." Pyrrha commented.

Gamma: "teleporter complete. slightly behind schedule."

Church: "(with a white beard all the way to Tibet) You know, it might have gone a bit faster if you hadn't spent so much processor time telling knock-knock jokes."

"Knock Knock?" Yang asked.

Everyone groaned except Nora.

"Who's there?!" Nora asked curiously.

"Dover." Yang said with a grin.

"Dover who?" Nora asked.

Ruby groaned.

"Ben Dover and I'll give you a surprise!" Yang said cackling.

Nora burst out laughing too.

"So childish and immature." Weiss commented.

"I've heard that stupid joke so many times!" Ruby complained. "Yang I hate saying this but please, stick to puns."

Yang laughed.

"Hold on." Ren said. "The beard? He's a ghost how does he have a beard? And does that mean he has waited the 1000 years?"

"Maybe since he went back in time he got his body back!" Nora exclaimed. "Because you know, he died but now that he's in the past he has his body again."

...

"You were right about the teleporter thing last episode but no, that doesn't make sense." Jaune said.

Nora sighed.

"Maybe it's just a joke." Jaune suggested.

Gamma: "knock knock."

"The Yang of computers." Weiss commented.

Church: "Enough. Do you have the coordinates to send me to Blood Gulch or not?"

Gamma: "yes. do you have a plan yet?"

Church: "I've been standing in this hallway thinking for a thousand years. I've had time."

"That must have been soooooo borrrrring!" Nora shouted.

"I know! I never thought anything could be more boring than Professor Ports class!" Ruby agreed.

Gamma: "and?"

Church: "Well, the main thing I need to do, is keep myself from dying."

"All he has to do is disable the tank as soon as the reds get scared off." Blake said.

Gamma: "thats a given."

Church: "And since all our problems stem from O'Malley jumpin' from Tex to Caboose, all I need to do is prevent her from dying too."

"I forgot about O'Malley." Ruby mumbled. "How would he deal with him?"

"Well, he can't have O'Malley staying in Tex so...I don't know." Blake said stumped.

"Maybe he can possess her and Kill O'Malley, and make sure all radios are turned off." Pyrrha suggested.

"Thats a good idea Pyrrha but how would he do it?" Yang wondered.

"He could get Tucker to do the song plan again, without lopez it would be a little harder but I'm sure he could think of an annoying song." Jaune said.

"Yeah! And then O'Malley would have no where to go!" Ruby said.

Weiss and Blake laughed.

"What?" Ruby and Jaune asked.

"None of that is going to happen." Blake said laughing.

Gamma: "because you secretly love her."

"Secretly? It was obvious." Yang said.

"Even I could tell it was obvious." Jaune said.

Yang and Nora tried not to laugh while Pyrrha just sighed.

Jaune glared at them, ever since the dance he knew Pyrrha likely liked him. That day he realized that he was being an idiot and that it was very obvious Pyrrha had an interest in him. He just didn't know the right way to ask her out. But he would try, and definitely not ask for help from Yang even though she offered.

Church: "Oh don't start that again. All I need to do is kill that pink guy that sticks the grenade on her."

Gamma: "sounds easy."

"It really should be." Blake commented.

Weiss laughed.

Church: "Well, I have knowledge of everything that takes place beforehand, so, as long as I don't interfere too much, or get spotted, should be a frigging breeze."

"Thats true, if he changes too many things or gets spotted, things could change so much that he wouldn't know what would happen next." Blake said.

Gamma: "ready to transport."

Church: "Okay, let's do it. Goodbye... computer. Compu- you know what, you'd think I would have come up with a name for you in these thousand years."

"They must really have not talked that much." Pyrrha commented.

"If I was stuck somewhere for 1000 years I would meditate." Ren commented.

Gamma: "it's gary. but thanks for asking. see you in a few hundred years."

"856 years." Ren commented. "So...the timeline is strange. I wonder what the current year was when the others got sent into the future."

"Did it not mention it?" Yang asked.

"No." Ren answered.

Church with a beard all the way to Tibet teleports away, and is instantly replaced by A Church with no beard to Tibet running up to the same spot

"Hmm?" Ren mumbled.

"What?" Ruby said surprised.

Church: "Computer, you've got to send me back!"

"Is this a new Church?" Nora asked.

"Maybe." Ren said.

"He didn't even remember Gary's name." Pyrrha said ignoring the reveal.

Gamma: "to blood gulch? you just left."

Church: "No no no not to Blood Gulch, to Sidewinder! Man I totally screwed everything up!"

"That's surprising." Weiss said sarcastically laughing.

Blake laughed too, and so did Yang.

Gamma: "how?"

Cut to Blood Gulch, with Sarge constructing Lopez's lower half

"This must be before the first episode." Ren concluded.

"It's back to Ring 2." Ruby added.

Grif: "(in the Red Base) Hey Sarge!"

Sarge: "What now?"

Grif: "Command's on the phone, they want to talk to you about some kind of upcoming delivery!"

"The Warthog." Yang commented.

Sarge: "Dag, nabbit! I'm never gonna finish this mechanized robot at this rate! I'll be right there. Now don't you go anywhere Lopez... Hee hee heh heh."

"It's weird that he's building Lopez like that." Weiss commented. "In Atlas it starts with the endoskeleton, then the frame around it, then the exoskeleton, then the finished armor."

"I don't know if they can show all that in a video game." Yang said.

"I keep forgetting that." Weiss said.

"It's hard for me to not notice." Jaune said.

"Same here." Yang said.

"Me three, probably because we're the only awesome people here who play video games!" Ruby shouted.

"Yeah!" Jaune and Yang shouted in support.

Future Church arrives next to Lopez after Sarge runs in to the base

Future Church: "Ahhh, it's good to be back here. It's been a long t- Ah who'm I kidding, even a thousand years doesn't make this dirthole any more appealing. Oh what the hell, wh, he stuck me at Red Base. It must be way before Tex shows up, the robot isn't even done yet. Hurry up and get finished buddy, I'm gonna need that body pretty soon. (looks down) What's that... (sees two switches, one significantly larger than the other, and kicks dirt on the smaller one) You just got an upgrade pal."

"Looks like Church could have gotten that bigger switch he wanted." Yang said laughing.

Blake, Jaune, and Ren ignored her and stared at the screen. When they saw Church kick dirt into the switch they all got the same idea.

Church runs off as Sarge returns

Sarge: "Oh no, how did all this dirt get in Lopez's switch? It better not short out when I use it. Could take out both the leg motors."

"Knew it." Jaune said.

"I see where they're going." Blake commented.

"Church is not going to be able to change anything, he's going to cause a lot of problems." Ren added.

"Spoiler! Really?" Yang asked angrily.

"Hey we don't know if we're right!" Jaune said.

"Ren's always right about this stuff!" Nora said angrily. "He can guess the ending to a book from the first page!"

"That's not true." Ren said.

"Oh sorry! The second page!" Nora shot back.

Ren laughed and Nora lightened up immediately.

Cut to Church running somewhere

Future Church: "I wonder just how early I am."

Cut to Past Church on Blue Base next to the teleporter.

Past Church: "Did they come out!? Tucker!"

"Oh this is Church and Tucker testing out the teleporter." Jaune said recalling a past episode referencing this.

Tucker: "(out by the teleporter receptacle in the Gulch in Regulation Blue armor) What!?"

"Is that Tucker?" Ruby asked.

"Yeah looks like it." Yang said. "Well, sounds like it, he looks like Caboose."

"Maybe this is back when Tucker was a Rookie? Rookies get regulation Blue or Red armor." Ren explained. "Depending on the army.

"The similarities between the two armies is amazing, and it makes so much sense when you think about how Vic is controlling them." Pyrrha commented.

Weiss sighed a little. "Which is why I'm still a little disappointed that entire plot line is gone."

"Same here." Blake said.

Past Church: "Did it come out the other side!?"

Tucker: "Yeah, but they're all black and smoking! Maybe you've got it turned up too high!"

Past Church: "What're you talking about, I don't see a knob or anything on this thing. Hey, you think I could throw a grenade through here!?"

"I remember that too." Jaune commented.

"Oh yeah, Church was trying to get his body back, his body at that time was Lopez right?" Ruby asked.

"Yes." Ren answered.

Tucker: "What, that would never work!"

"It did though." Nora commented.

Agent Florida/Captain Flowers runs out from inside the base in what would soon be Tucker's armor.

"Wait? I thought Tucker had Blue armor who's this?" Ruby asked.

"New character, I wonder what happened to him." Pyrrha said.

Agent Florida: "Hey men, sorry to interrupt, would you mind huddling up fellas?"

Tucker: "Be right there, Captain Flowers."

"Captain?" Nora said.

"I thought Church was their sargeant, like how Sarge is the reds sargeant." Ruby said.

"I guess that means something happened to this Captain Flowers and Church was next in line for the position of captain." Ren explained. "That means Blue army has a captain and Red army has a Sergeant."

"In the Atlas military Captains are higher ranked than Sergeants." Weiss added.

Agent Florida: "How are you adjusting to the climate here on Blood Gulch, Private Church?"

Past Church: "Fine. Little warm, but, okay."

Agent Florida: "That's great. You have any problems at all, you let me know."

"He actually seems competent." Weiss said surprised.

"Lets wait a bit, there has to be something wrong with him." Blake said.

Past Church: "Umm... Okay."

Tucker: "What's up Sir?"

Agent Florida: "Sir, Tucker... I told you to call me Captain, or Cappy, er... I don't want silly things like rank to interfere with our team dynamic."

"Maybe he's too lax." Weiss commented.

"Thats not a problem." Yang said.

Tucker: "You got it, Cappy."

Weiss laughed to herself. "Sorry I'm just remembering a story Winter told me about a soldier getting punished for not respecting a commanding officer."

Agent Florida: "I think I'm commanding the finest army, in all of Blood Gulch."

Tucker: "Isn't there only one other army, those red guys?"

Past Church: "Yeah, you know, the enemy?"

Agent Florida: "I'll tell you who your enemy is, gentlemen. Apathy. Passivity. Indifference. ...And yes, also those red guys."

"Apathy, Passivity, and Indifference are great enemies of the mind." Ren commented philosophically.

"More topics for our philosophical talk Ren?" Jaune asked.

"Yes, I look forward to seeing you, Blake, and Pyrrha." Ren said.

"Same here." Blake said.

"I do too." Pyrrha said.

Past Church: "Yeah I've been thinking about our orders from Command... uh, Cappy. And I gotta tell you, I don't think three guys is enough to stage such an elaborate offensive."

"It's plenty against them." Blake said smiling.

Tucker: "I think we should listen to this guy Captain, he seems to know plenty about being offensive."

Past Church: "Can it, shitbird."

Yang and Ruby laughed.

"They're so much like Qrow and Dad!" Yang said.

Tucker: "See?"

Agent Florida: "Men your delightful tomfoolery puts a spring in my step, and a bounce in my britches. If I weren't your commanding officer I'd pick you both up, give you a giant bear hug and make you call me Daddy."

"Kinky" Yang said in a sultry tone.

"More like Creepy." Nora said.

Past Church: "Uhm... thank God for the chain of command?"

Yang and Blake burst out laughing.

Agent Florida: "Now. I know you're worried about our mission. But I can tell you this. There's nothing, more important to me, than the safety, and well-being, of my men. Or my name, isn't Captain. Butch. Flowers."

"Butch, Flowers." Ren said as he wrote the name down.

"He's actually a great leader." Weiss said before sighing. "Which explains why he isn't around."

Tucker: "Does that mean we all get Sniper Rifles?"

Agent Florida: "I'm gonna put in an order for yours tomorrow, Private Tucker. But I need to get some shut-eye first."

"Well Tucker never got his sniper rifle so something happened to Flowers before then." Ren explained.

Tucker: "Awesome. But it's like three-fifteen in the afternoon."

Past Church: "You're forgetting about the time change, Tucker."

"Time Change? Time can't change?" Nora said confused before gasping. "What if they can change time!"

"They already can apparently because of time travel." Weiss commented.

Tucker: "Oh yeah, it's like three-eighteen. Why the hell is daylight savings time here only three minutes?"

"Daylight savings time?" Weiss said.

"Maybe it's to keep people up during the daytime, it gets darker sooner around winter." Ren said.

"Why would they change the whole time for that? Why not just go out thirty minutes earlier or something? They could just change their schedule instead of doing that. It looks like overkill." Jaune said.

"That would be very efficient." Weiss said disagreeing with Jaune. "You can't expect everyone to change their schedule o their own. It could be done for work, Schools, everything." Weiss said.

"I feel bad for the future generations of Atlas." Yang said.

"Why? If lets say, The time changed to be thirty minutes earlier, that would mean you would get thirty minutes of extra sleep." Weiss explained.

Yang gasped. "That's awesome!"

Agent Florida: "Good question, Private Tucker. It'll have to wait for another day, some of us need our beauty sleep. Not everyone has your striking metrosexual good looks."

Tucker: "That's true."

Cut to Future Church behind a rock, watching the situation

Future Church: "Holy crap, Captain Flowers is still alive. Oh man, I might be able to fix everything at once."

"So he dies today." Jaune said.

Cut to Flowers inside Blue Base

Agent Florida: "Huh, and now to go to sleep, standing up with my eyes open, as is my custom."

"Is that possible?" Ruby asked.

"Yes." Ren said gesturing to Nora before shaking her. Her eyes were already open but you could tell she just woke up.

"Huh what? Ah! my eyes!" Nora said blinking rapidly. "Thats better."

Future Church: "Captain Flowers!"

Agent Florida: "God, don't sneak up on me like that, can't you see I'm sleeping?"

"I thought he didn't want to be spotted." Ruby said.

"I suppose it doesn't matter that much." Pyrrha said.

Future Church: "Sorry Sir, look, I know you probably don't remember me that well."

Agent Florida: "Course I remember you Church, I just saw you two minutes ago."

Future Church: "Oh right. Yeah, it's uh, it's been longer for me. Anyway, there's no nice way to put this, but you're gonna die of a massive heart attack tonight."

"Probably from standing up and sleeping, seriously how do you do that Nora?" Yang asked.

Nora just giggled and shrugged.

Agent Florida: "That doesn't sound like me. I'm a team player."

Future Church: "And I can't tell you how I know this, but I need you to take this injection, so that you can live, and together we can beat the Reds. That way a lot of really weird, and totally inexplicable stuff won't happen."

Agent Florida: "I don't understand anything you just said, and I've only known you for a short time. But go ahead and inject me, Private Church."

"Too trusting." Blake commented.

Future Church steps up and injects Flowers/Florida in the wrist for some reason

Agent Florida: "Thank you son. Feeling much bett- ...better. ...Agh."

"Ohhhh no." Yang said.

Future Church: "What. What's the matter?"

Agent Florida: "That medication, it didn't have... ungh... Aspirin in it, did it? I'm allergic to... Aspirin."

"What's Aspirin?" Ruby asked.

"Maybe its an ingredient in whatever medication Church gave Flowers." Ren suggested.

Future Church: "Umm..."

Agent Florida: "squatting) Can't feel haunches... Spleen failing... Glutes, glutenizing... (falls over) Church. Before I die, I have to tell you something incredibly important. It may hold the key to our victory here."

Everyone leaned forward.

Future Church: "What, what is it?"

Agent Florida: "Hurkh..."

Yang and Nora laughed while the others groaned.

Future Church: "Aw, crap."

Agent Florida: "Blah."

"That's annoying but I still love that callback joke." Jaune said.

Past Church and Tucker run in to the base, and Future Church bails

Past Church: "No Tucker, you can't hold my sniper rifle until tomorrow. Captain, what time did you wanna- Captain? (runs over to Flowers and checks for a pulse) Hoooly crap, he's dead Tucker. I think he might have had a heart attack in his sleep."

"Hmmm." Ren mumbled.

Tucker: "Dude, that's horrible. This is a sad day. I got dibs on the armor!"

"That explains that." Yang said chuckling.

"What a terrible person." Pyrrha commented.

"That's probably the meanest thing I've ever heard you say." Weiss said surprised.

"Oh! I'm sorry." Pyrrha said shyly.

"No no, it's fine." Weiss reassured.

Cut to Future Church looking back at Blue Base

Future Church: "Well that didn't work out so well. I better lay low before I do some more damage."

Cut to black screen with white text: "a few weeks later"

Cut to Future Church hiding in the caves.

Future Church: "Man this sucks. It's still weeks until Tex shows up, I still haven't seen any sign of that pink guy yet."

Donut in Red armor runs up behind him.

"Oh here we go." Yang commented.

Donut: "Hi!"

Future Church: "Uhmm... Hello."

Donut: "Do you have any elbow grease?"

Future Church: "What're you talking about?"

Donut: "How about headlight fluid? This is the store, right?"

Future Church: "What? Look man, there's only two places in this God damn canyon."

Donut: "Look I just came from Red Base."

Future Church: "Well, then the only other place you can go is, that way."

"How does he not recognize the voice?" Weiss asked.

"Him and Donut haven't spoken much." Ren answered.

Donut: "Okay, thanks mister!"

Future Church: "Hey, wait a second. Is that pink guy over at Red Base yet?"

Donut: "Pink guy? I don't know any pink guys. There's a maroon guy and an orange guy, but no pink guys. Seeya later. (takes off)"

Future Church: "Yeah thanks. What an idiot. ...Wait a minute."

"Well now he realized who that is." Blake said.

"No, maybe he just remembers him as the guy who stole the flag." Jaune said.

Cut to Caboose and Church during episode 4

Caboose: "My dad always said "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?""

Past Church: "Hey rookie... did you just call my girlfriend a cow?"

Tucker: "No, I think he called her a slut!"

Donut: "Oh sweet, they sell tanks!"

"Wow, I'm feeling nostalgic already." Yang said surprised.

"Aww me too!" Ruby said.

"Me three." Jaune said.

"Me four." Nora said happily.

Future Church: "(on the hill behind Donut, whispering) Hey, buddy, no no no, don't go down there!"

Donut: "Is that the guy from the cave? How'd he get down here so fast?"

Past Church: "(turning around) Tucker, are you laughing at me?"

Donut: "Excuse me, Sir, can I ask you a question?"

Future Church: "Oh crap."

Donut runs out of Blue Base carrying the flag

Caboose: "(emerging from Blue Base) The General stopped by, and picked up the flag! (returns inside the base)"

Past Church: "Wait a second... what did he just say?"

Past Church and Tucker run in to the base. Future Church turns to see Sheila

"It's really cool seeing them from a different angle." Blake commented.

Future Church: "There's Sheila. Sheila! (runs up to the tank as Past Church shoots at Donut with his sniper offscreen) Sheila, Sheila, hey, wake up! Wake up, hey, Sheila, come on, turn on! Uhh... Ignition!"

"Hey! You can hear Past Church missing donut." Jaune pointed out.

"That's pretty cool." Yang commented.

Cut to Past Church running off of Blue Base from Caboose

Past Church: "Okay, Rookie, you stay here! I'll be back with the flag!"

Future Church: "(running around back of Sheila) Aw crap crap, come on, activate!"

Sheila: "Thank you, for activating, the M808V Main Battle Tank. You may call me F.I.L.S.S"

"Filiss?" Ruby said confused. "Why does that name sound familiar?"

"It's the training program! It introduced itself as Filiss, and in the show it was always sheila." Weiss explained.

"I wonder why it's Filisss now." Blake commented.

Future Church: "Hey, Sh- wait, Filiss? Why not Sheila?"

Sheila: "Name overwritten. You may now call me Sheila."

"That doesn't make sense." Weiss commented.

"What doesn't?" Jaune asked.

"If Church was sent to the past, how was- I don't know how to explain it why is Sheila named Filiss?" Weiss asked.

"I understand what you mean." Ren said. "Maybe it's a paradox."

"That's confusing." Yang commented.

Future Church: "Whatever. Quickly. I need you to run through all your weapons system programs."

Sheila: "Affirmative. Auto-lock is enabled. Barrel recoil dampers, are enabled."

Ruby was practically drooling.

Future Church: "Yeah, comon comon, hurry."

Sheila: "Extra ammo management is disabled. The "Friendly Fire" protocol is enabled."

"Thats good." Weiss commented. "That means you can't target Friendly's."

"How does a computer know the difference?" Blake asked.

"Well not for humans or Faunus, but that protocol is what keeps Atlas Robots from killing each other. That was a big problem with the AK-130s" Weiss explained.

"What are those again?" Ruby asked.

"The Atlesian Knight robot models before the new ones, the AK-200s" Weiss explained.

"We talked about this a while ago, the newer models are less durable and lack melee combat but are smarter and more accurate." Blake explained.

Future Church: "Friendly Fire. That's the one that kills teammates, right?"

Sheila: "Affirmative."

Future Church: "Alright. Disable, the "Friendly Fire" protocol."

Weiss sighed.

Sheila: "Friendly Fire" protocol is now disabled. Friendly forces may now be targetted by Auto-lock."

Future Church: "Yes! Wait! No! That doesn't sound right."

"Idiot." Weiss and Blake said at the same time.

Caboose enters the tank

Future Church: "I want the other thing."

Sheila: "Hello, and thank you for activating the M808V Main Battle Tank. You may call me Sheila."

Caboose: "Hello. Sheila. Big tank lady."

Sheila: "Would you like me to run the tutorial program?"

Future Church: "Sheila, what're you talking about? Forget what I just said."

Sheila: "This tutorial program, is intended to instruct non-certified personnel. Let's begin with some driving. (drives off)"

Future Church: "(left behind) Wait! Oh my God, no!"

Yang and Ruby laughed.

Sheila: "(driving) I was built by an American automotive company, and I was assembled in Mexico."

"American? American must be a type of company, in Mexico...Mexico must be where Mexicans are from." Ren theorized. "And Latinos or maybe not."

Future Church: "(chasing after on foot) No no no no no no no no no no n-"

Every chuckled or laughed.

Past Church: "(standing on the cliff in episode 8) Hey Tucker, look at this, man: it's the rookie! And he brought the tank out to scare off the reds. Why didn't you tell us you knew how to drive the tank?"

Some awesome guitar theme was playing to empathize the problems about to happen.

Everyone was holding in laughter or chuckling lightly.

Sheila: "New target acquired. (spinning turret around at Church)"

Cut to view from the tank, slowly panning up the cliffside at Church

Caboose: "That's not a target. That's Church."

"Such an Iconic line." Blake commented smiling.

Sheila: "Target locked."

Caboose: "What?"

Past Church: "What? Oh, son of a bi-"

Future Church: "(looking on from behind foliage) Oh NO! I'm the teamkilling fucktard!"

Everyone burst out laughing.

Tucker: "You shot Church, you team-killing fucktard!"

Yang and Nora continued to laugh.

Sheila: "(spinning turret around) New target acquired. (drives off)"

Tucker: "(running along the cliff) Caboose, wait!"

Future Church: "(arriving next to his own dead body) Ah, here we go. (picks up his own dead body's sniper rifle) Now at least I can pick off that pink guy without getting too close to anybody."

"Yeah, because the sniper has worked so well for him in the past." Yang said sarcastically.

"I still don't understand how someone can be that bad with a sniper." Ruby commented.

Cut to Caboose inside Sheila, just the way she likes it

{whoever made these transcripts is really funny}

Caboose: "I can't figure out how to get this thing open!"

Sheila: "Night vision engaged."

Tucker: "Rookie, get out now."

Shells exploding progressively nearer to the tank

Caboose: "Okay, open the duh, okay, I, Sheila, will you please open the door?"

Sheila: "Driver canopy open. (Caboose gets out and runs off the tank) Thank you for using the M808V main battle ta-"

Shell hits the tank, blowing it on its roof backwards

"Its so cool seeing these scenes again." Jaune commented.

Caboose: "Oh crap, oh crap, oh crap running, running, running!"

"Still sounds like Doctor Oobleck panicking." Weiss said laughing.

Past Church materializes as a ghost behind Future Church on the cliff

Past Church: "What happened? I can see my body. I see two of my bodies. Am I dead?"

"Huh? Why doesn't Church remember this?" Ruby asked.

"Remember when Sarge died? He didn't remember anything either." Jaune explained.

"Oh that makes sense." Ruby said.

Future Church: "Uhh... Uh-oh, um, let's just put it this way: You were killed because someone very close to you is an idiot."

Yang laughed.

Past Church: "So I am dead? Aw, that blows man! Wait... I see a light. Should I go in to it?"

"Thats his reaction to dying? That blows man?" Weiss said amazed.

"A light?" Jaune said confused.

Future Church: "What light? I don't see a light, you must be shaken up from the explosion. You should probably rest."

Past Church: "Farewell my body. I shake loose these earthy bonds, for a better existence..."

"Earthy bonds? Like dirt?" Nora asked.

"Yeah." Pyrrha said.

Future Church: "Man... First I kill myself, then I realise I'm a honkin' dork. Not a very good day to be me."

"Church technically committed suicide." Blake commented.

"Dark." Yang said.

Cut to Tucker and Caboose running up to the cliff

Tucker: "One second Caboose, I wanna get Church's sniper rifle."

Future Church: "Uh oh. (hides)"

Tucker: "Aw crap, it's gone. Man I'm so fucking unlucky. Come on Caboose, let's go call Command."

Caboose: "Um... Shouldn't we bury Church?"

"See this is why I like Caboose, he's considerate." Pyrrha said.

"He killed Church though?" Yang countered.

"Well...that was an accident." Pyrrha explained.

Tucker: "Fuck that, has he ever buried us?"

"Good argument." Blake said sarcastically.

Cut to Grif on Red Base

Grif: "So, Sarge thought my strategy had merit, but was poorly executed, probably because somebody didn't believe in it."

Donut: "Hey since I captured the flag, d'you think they'll give me my own color armor now?"

Simmons: "What do you mean 'captured'? You thought you were buying it at the store, you idiot."

Donut: "Still, you think there's a shot?"

Simmons: "Maybe they'll give you Grif's armor, since he destroyed the Warthog."

Grif: "Hyeah, heh-wait... you don't... you don't think they'd do that, do you?"

Cut to Tex turning around

Manly Tex: "Red base. Kill everybody. Get the flag back."

"Oh yeah the voice modifier." Yang said.

"I want one of those!" Ruby said.

"I don't need one, I can sound like a sloth any time I want!" Nora said.

"You still sound nothing like a sloth." Ren said smiling.

Caboose: "Uh... Okay! We'll just stay here and guard the trans... porter..."

Girly Tex: "Yeah. You do that. Wimps."

Yang and Weiss laughed.

Cut to Future Church spying on the Reds through the sniper rifle from behind a rock

Future Church: "Man, I've really gotta find that pink guy. Where the hell is he?"

Donut: "The best thing about the military is all the cool stuff I'm seeing for the first time."

"Winter said the same thing." Weiss commented.

Grif: "Yeah that's great."

Invisible Tex runs across in front of Future Church

Future Church: "What the, what was that?"

"Did she not see him?" Ruby asked.

"I guess not." Yang said.

Donut: "Yeah, there wasn't a lot to do back on the old farm. Just sit back, think about things, and then repress those thoughts immediately..."

"Huh?" Jaune said.

"He's just weird." Yang said.

Simmons: "Doesn't this guy ever shut up?"

Grif: "Hyeah, I'm wondering the same thing."

Cut to Tex, who throws a grenade up on to the red base, then cut to Grif

Grif: "What the fuck?"

Donut: "(with the grenade magically attached to his head) What?"

The grenade explodes

Grif and Simmons: "Son of a bitch!"

Cut to Future Church's view through the sniper rifle of Grif swinging at nothing

Grif: "Simmons, help me fight, I'm too good looking to die."

"Thats a good reason." Blake said sarcastically as Weiss and Yang laughed.

Future Church: "Where'd he go?"

Simmons: "Eek! I'm gonna faint!"

Cut to Future Church's view of Sarge following Tex in to Red Base

Future Church: "Aw, shit! Tex! Don't go in there! (drops the sniper rifle and charges after them) Awgh, I gotta do somethin'."

Cut to Future Church sneaking up behind a wall inside Red Base

Grif: "Ah-ha! I knew it! Only a chick could give me a headache this big!"

Yang laughed at the joke again.

Sarge: "Simmons, Grif. You watch the prisoner. Lopez and I will go topside and watch for a secondary attack. Simmons, if she attacks you, whistle twice and we'll know to come down and help. If she attacks Grif, just mild applause will do fine."

Everyone laughed at that.

Simmons: "Yes Sir!"

Grif: "Not so tough now that we unloaded your weapon, are ya..."

Tex: "Hey punk, I don't need a weapon to kill you."

Grif: "Yeah, right. What're you gonna do, punch me?"

Tex leans in at Grif quickly, then leans back. Grif flinches and steps back

Grif: "Aaah, not the face!"

"And that is why Tex is still my favorite Character." Yang said smiling.

"She's so cool." Nora added.

Sarge: "(from the top of the base) Grif, get yer keester up here. We got more of them Special Ops fellas headed toward the base."

Grif: "Coming Sir."

Simmons: "Did you hear that?"

Grif: "I don't see any... (sees Caboose running across the Gulch) Uh uh, yep, there's one. (Caboose stops next to a rock and stares at it) Why is he just standing there?"

"It's strange hearing the audio changes, from the old episodes to the newer ones." Blake commented.

"Yeah I noticed that too." Jaune said.

"It just shows how far the creators have come." Pyrrha said.

Cut to Tucker crouching behind another rock

Tucker: "Caboose, get behind the rock. They can still see you."

Caboose: "They can't see me. I can't see them!"

Tucker: "That's because you're facing the rock."

Caboose: "(looks at the base) Oh. Right. (ducks behind the rock, finds the sniper rifle Church left there) Look! A telemascope!"

"So thats how he got the sniper from Church." Jaune said.

Past Church: "Yeah well, I don't know. You're starting to act kinda suspicious there, ...other red guy. So I'm keeping my eye on you."

Simmons: "(turning around to face Tex) Sarge, I'm starting to think that-"

Past Church hits Simmons on the back of the head, knocking him down

Simmons: "Ow, geez, the back of my head!"

Tex: "What the hell are you doing!?"

Past Church: "Tex! It's me, Church! I've come to rescue you."

Tex: "Okay."

Tex and Past Church run off

Future Church: "(stepping in to the middle of the base) Oh right, that red guy was me when I came to rescue

Tex. And then we walked outside an- Oh no."

Yang laughed.

Simmons: "(waking up and standing up) What happened? Oh man, the back of my head is killing me!"

Future Church: "Yeah, that's great. (punches Simmons in the face)"

Simmons: "Ow, geez, the front of my face!"

Yang and Nora laughed again.

Future Church runs up to the entrance of the base and watches his past self in Sarge's body get shot in the head by the sniper rifle he left behind for Caboose to find

Future Church: "You gotta be kidding me!"

Everyone laughed again.

"This episode is probably the funniest yet!" Ruby said.

Yang tried to catch her breath but couldn't.

Caboose: "Tucker did it!"

Cut to a black screen with the words "many unsuccessful attempts later"

Everyone chuckled lightly while Yang recovered.

Cut to Sheila attacking the Red Base in episode 19

Sheila: "Target locked. (fires)"

Donut comes up from inside the base, and speaks as Future Church fires four sniper shots at him and misses horribly with each one

Ruby groaned and put her head in her hands.

Donut: "Hey, what're you guys doin' up here!?"

Future Church: "(reloading the sniper rifle) Oh my God, how did I miss?"

"Because you suck!" Ruby yelled angrily.

Pyrrha laughed and nodded. "I think he can get better though."

Grif: "That chick in the black armor's back!"

Donut: "(as Church continues missing him horribly) What chick, the one that stuck the grenade to my head?"

"He's standing Still!" Ruby yelled.

Future Church: "GOD DAMMIT!"

Yang burst out laughing again when she heard his voice in the background.

Simmons: "That's the one."

Donut: "Ohhuw. Oh I been waiting for this. (runs up to the edge of the base and yells) Hey Bitch! Remember me!? I saved something for ya!"

Donut throws a grenade. Various camera angles follow it on its long journey through the sky, and everyone in the Gulch watching it go

Future Church: "(firing at the grenade four times and missing each time) FUCK, THIS, HORSE, SHIT!!!"

"Stop aiming at where it is and aim at where it's going to be!" Ruby yelled.

"He can't hear you Ruby." Yang said.

"I- I know I just, ugh reminds me of when I tried teaching dad to snipe." Ruby complained.

"He was so mad." Yang laughed.

Cut to Caboose and Tucker

Tucker: "Man, that girl's got a really good arm."

The grenade lands right in Tex's lap, inside the tank

Tex: "Aw crap!"

Donut: "Hell yeah! Three points, you dirty whore! (dirty whore echoes at least twice in the Gulch before the tank finally explodes)"

Future Church: "(speaking over Donut) Alright that's it, I quit. I'm going to live in a cave."

Yang and Nora laughed again.

"How did the others not notice the sniper shots all around them?" Weiss asked.

"It was in the middle of battle." Jaune pointed out.

Past Church: "¡Dios mío, no!"

Caboose: "That looks like Church."

Radio sounds

"Oh no..." Weiss mumbled.

Caboose: "Come in, Church. Is that you, Church?"

Morse Code is audible, reminiscent of when O'Malley moved from Caboose in to Doc

Everyone looked at the screen nervously.

O'Malley: "(Caboose-style evil laugh)"

"...wow, that got serious fast." Yang said.

"I know I know I know! Play the next one!" Ruby screamed.

Jaune nodded and complied, whatever problems any in the group had about the show before. They were gone, the show had gotten incredible for all of them after such an amazing episode.

Also before I forget, gotta shoutout Troumvirate for his fucking incredible fanfictions! Please just read the damn titles for his work I was crying with laughter when I saw before you get your underwhere in a balloon poodle twist when you read the titles and summaries, just read the stories and you will understand them. Funny, offensive, and funny again.

(Anything he says does not entirely reflect my opinion on RWBY and RT, I also will not say what I do not agree with and what I do agree with so I can stay vague. Because if I stay vague no one can get offended at me for liking this guys stuff, instead of, of course getting offended at him.)

I have become a fanboy of his fanfictions ever since one ended with "so the lesson here is, don't be an anti Vaxxer"

My favorites of his are.

"Blake V Board of Education"

"Is Blake Retarded?"

"Is Hazel Retarded?"

"Jaune Arc is a f******(like a bundle of sticks)

"Oz and Oscar"

"Yang Xio Long is a registered sex offender"

"Bumblebee is just a lesbian Oedipus complex"

"RWBY is fan service"

Again these do not totally reflect my opinions, these are the extremes of some of my opinions. And if you get mad at me and not him then you are the exact problem Joel spoke about in that RTAA reference I just made that no one will understand because I'm more of a loser fan than you. Ha ha I saw that meme two days ago on reddit and four days ago on 4chan don't you feel foolish.

Uhhh so anyway hope I didn't offend anyone and thank you for the continued support.

TLDR: Troumvirate is amazing and funny.

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-Suggestions for this FanFiction

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