Author's Notes: Nothing new.
Chapter 55
"So let me get this straight; I've been teleported to a world where ponies rule the world and said world is in the middle of a war with evil alternate versions and is slowly colliding with every universe in the known multi-verse?" said Genie calmly with his hand folded in front of his chest as he hovered above his lamp.
"Pretty much, yeah." said Blur.
"DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW YOU JUST BLEW MY MIND?!" yelled Genie as the top of his had a nuclear explosion emanate from it.
"Well it's not like there was an easier way to explain Mr. ...uh...what's your name?" said Rainbow Dash raising an eyebrow.
"Oh how rude of me. Allow me to introduce myself. I am 'The Genie', or Genie, or just Gene but don't call me late for dinner. Ha hah ha, that's a joke. A lot of people say that when they first introduce themselves. Now then, what's with all the weird ponies with black fur, bug-like wings, and holes all over their bodies? And the red eyes? *Shudders* That's just creepy." said Gene (easier to say isn't it?).
"Those are Changelings, or Feral Changelings to be exact. They're more like a rabid infestation now." said Warp before a white rabbit with big eyes popped out of the ground and started screaming before he froze it solid and shattered it with an Ice Hammer (1), "Gosh I hate those annoying pests."
"Same here." said Disharmony.
"So we need an exterminator? HAVE NO FEAR! GENIE THE EXTERMINATOR IS HERE!" said Gene changing into an exterminator costume and growing legs and he began using a vacuum on the Feral Changelings and soon, the area was devoid of the feral creatures, "There! So clean you could eat off the ground! I don't suggest that because I just ate a hot dog off the ground and it didn't taste that great."
"Great. And I thought Discord was bad enough! Now we have...four nut jobs running around!" said Rainbow Dash face-hoofing.
"Actually five." said a figure opening a dimension vortex and popping his head out of it. The figure had rather sharp teeth, which are showing due to him smiling, redish-orange fur, purple eyes with red swirls and a green gem on his chest. He also had stitches on his shoulders.
"WHO'S THE FIFTH?!" yelled Rainbow Dash pulling at her mane.
"Screwball! Duh! Are you not paying attention Rainbow Dash?" said the figure.
"Who the heck are you?! And how do you know my name?!"
"Mayhem's (2) the name and I'm from the future like Cherry, Apple Dash, Flash and Blur, Warp, and Disharmony."
"Oh great! Who're your parents?!"
"Ah, ah, ah! That'd be spoiling but who cares if its spoiling the surprise! Spoiling surprises just causes mayhem! HAHAHAHAHA! Oops. I think I gave it away partly."
"You're related to Discord aren't you?" deadpanned Rainbow Dash angrily.
"I'm his daughter's son." said Mayhem smiling.
"I want to kill him right now."
"All your assassination attempts on Discord fail ya know. Starting from this day 'til you're 560. Oops! I gave it away again!"
"HOW DO I LIVE THAT LONG?!"
"Universe jumping! Universe jumping results in you living for a very long time! Also, I'm only five!"
"WHAT?! YOU LOOK TEN!"
"I don't age like most people."
"Does anybody have an aspirin?" said Rainbow Dash holding her head with a hoof.
"Weak or strong aspirin?" said Gene pulling out two bottles of aspirin.
"PILLS!" yelled Applepills tackling Gene who screamed in pain and fright as Applepills ripped the bottles from his grasp.
"Why didn't anybody tell me about her?!" yelled Gene as he got up unsteadily, "{Dazed}London bridge is falling down, falling down..."
Gene hits the ground unconscious, his tongue sticking out and his eyes half-open and cross-eyed.
"I'm going insane." said Rainbow Dash.
"Don't worry! You get used to this kind of stuff in time!" said Mayhem as he climbed out of the portal to reveal the rest of him which included two fox-like tails and dragon wings on his back, "Shut up about my appearance people. I'm not spoiling everything."
"I hate my life!"
"You'll grow to love it!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Meanwhile; With Derpy, aka Slaughter...
Slaughter sighed as her twenty-fifth shift for the day started.
'Since when did they make shifts this long? The evil Darklight must be getting paranoid. Is being paranoid good? Ah great, don't tell me I'm getting paranoid!' thought Derpy to herself before Track's voice puller her out of her thoughts.
"What?!" snapped Slaughter.
"Sorry but you were drifting off." said Track nervously.
"Well, how would you feel after twenty-five straight shifts in one day?!"
"*Yawns*...Tired."
"My point exactly."
A red ball hits the ground between the two and releases Knockout Gas which only effects Track who falls to the ground unconscious.
"O...kay...why isn't the gas effecting me?" said Slaughter uneasily.
"Because of your Changeling DNA. Oh, don't bother hiding it anymore Derpy." said Discord Doctor Whooves, although this one was different than the one Slaughter had seen earlier because he had a katana sheath (with the sword inside) strapped to his flank, was wearing a fez and a tie.
"You do realize that...YOU BLEW MY COVER RIGHT?!" yelled Slaughter turning back into Derpy and removing her goggles revealing her gold cross-eyed eyes which were rather angry looking at the moment.
"Oh shut up. I disabled the security cameras before throwing the knockout gas bomb. And frankly, its YOU who should be shutting up Ms. Backstabber."
"Backstabber?!"
"Yes! You left me in that forsaken cave while my personality was being flipped around and my appearance being painfully changed by who knows what! You think because of your Changeling skills, you can just go and double-cross everyone when you're just a pathetic, clumsy mare who can't do anything right!"
A loud resounding slap echoes across the barren land and the Discorded Doctor holds his face in shock.
"Don't you DARE call me pathetic! You think I wanted to leave you behind in that stupid cave?! You told me to leave you and I followed your orders to the letter! You told me NOT to look back, I didn't! Also, Mr. Sparrow was right about you, you do have a god complex! You think that everything has to go your way because your the so-called 'last' of the Time Lords, well, what about the Master huh? He's a Time Lord and frankly, he seems to pop up randomly whenever you're around! If you can't snap out of this, why don't you just leave and throw away that sword you have and take up guns!"
"Because guns aren't fair!" snapped the Discorded Doctor, a light golden brown returning to his fur and Derpy smirked before her ear twitched and her eyes widened.
"Doctor, look out!" yelled Derpy pushing the Doctor in front of her out of the way before a gunshot is heard and Derpy hits the ground a few feet away and the Doctor's eyes widen and he turns towards the entrance of the factory to see the other version standing there.
"Knew I smelled her. And she gets to suffer this time. Good." said Discord Doctor Whooves.
"Why you-! You intentionally planned to kill her?!" yelled the Doctor getting up, more of his coloring returning to normal.
"No. I planned to kill you first and then kill her. Kill her while she's broken-hearted."
"You are sick!"
"Thank you. I enjoy every moment of it."
"What is wrong with you? You're supposed to be me!"
"You?! Mister Goody-two-shoes who always thinks about others and never about himself? Always runs at the first sign of danger? No! When I lost to Discord, I decided to never help others and only myself. The gradual color degradation was because of that choice, not because Discord 'Discorded' me. He was the first one I killed, followed by that stupid mare called Derpy Doo."
The next thing Discord Whooves knows, is that he has a huge gash across his face from a katana and his mouth drops.
"If Derpy dies here...I'M GOING TO KILL YOU FROM THIS POINT UNTIL YOU RUN OUT OF REGENERATIONS YOU BASTARD!" snarled the Doctor before he charged with his sword, his colors completely back to normal.
Discord Whooves takes aim with his firearm and fires.
END CHAPTER
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(1)Yes, I do hate Rabbids and what Warp did, signifies it. The Rabbids ruined Rayman.
(2) Another OC of mine who is from the future I might or might describe later on.
