Tezz: I hate it when people point out the obvious. Like if you're in a library and a baby starts crying, there's always one person that's like…

-Is that a BABY?

No it's a full grown man… WHAT DO YOU THINK?


Vert: *Washing his hair* Why is there bacon in the soap?

A.J.: I MADE IT MAH SELF!


Zoom: I LUV-ED U PIGGY!


Stanford: Does Wall-Mart sell walls?


A.J.: PEOPLE JUST DON'T GET ME!


Agura: Studies show that teen pregnancy is 83 percent unexpected. WELL DUH!


Tezz: RAISINS!

Zoom: RASIN BRAN CRUNCH!


Vert: (In the middle of class at his high school)

Teacher: *Passes out test*

Vert: *Huffs*

(20 minutes later)

(Song is 'I just Had Sex' by The Lonely Island)

"I JUST HAD SEEEX! And it felt so good! (Felt so good) A woman let me-" *Phone gets turned off*

Class: *Laughing*

Vert: *Hands his phone over to the teacher*


Sherman: TACO TIME!


Spinner: Hey, Vert. Your ringtone sounds like it could be Tezz's for the 'Untold Stories' series!

Tezz: WELL THA-… yeah…


Agura: THEME SONGS!

Vert-LIKE A BOSS!

Tezz-I just had Sex

Spinner-I'm on a Boat

Zoom-We're all Asian (Rucka Rucka Ali)

Sherman-The Creep

Stanford-Jizz in My Pants

A.J.-Boombox

(All other songs are by 'The Lonely Island')


Zoom: Ns ns ns ns ns ns ns ns


Tezz: DON'T LET GO JACK! NO! NOOO! GAD DANG IT! THIS MOVIE SUCKS NOW!


Sherman: You DO know what you just ate, right?

Zoom: What? *Nom nom nom's*

Sherman: Horse testicles…

Zoom: PUEGH! *Spits it out*

Vert: *Winces in pain* Sssss! Ouch…

Stanford: Doh…


Stanford: I'M NO GOV'NA! *Runs away*


A.J.: It's a person having their BALLS ELECTROCUTED!


(WARNING: VERT MELT DOWN IN A SEC)

Stanford: HELP MEH! V-Vert! *Getting taken away by the Antis.*

Vert: Now hold on a sec… You. YOU! *Points to Stanford* Wha-Ho-Yo-… WHAT IS THIS? THE 26th time?

(Vert starts climbing out of the Saber, and over to the Anti-Stanford.)

I AM SO, SICK AND TIRED, OF SAVING YOUR STUPID CARROT-TOP ASS!

Anti-Stanford: Oh wow… You want me to leave?

Vert: YOU'RE SO OBSESSED ABOUT YOUR FRIGGIN' HAIR GEL, THAT YOU DON'T PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN NEXT, YOU STUPID, BITCH!

Anti-Vert: O-Oh dear…

Vert: *Takes Stanford's wrist*

Anti-A.J.: JUST CALM DOWN!

Vert: NO! YOU SHUT UP!

AS FOR YOU! *Turns to Stanford* THIS IS THE LAST TIME! THE LAST, GOD. DAMN. TIME. I'M SAVIN', YOUR STUPID ASS! *Drags him away*


Tezz: PUNK ROCK 101!


Spinner: IT'S NOT MEAT OR FLAB, IT'S LETTUCE NOW EAT IT!


Agura: Do you has any vodka? :3

Tezz: -.- … Sure! You want it?

Agura: *Nods*

Tezz: Good! Do me a favor first…

Agura: *Nods*

Tezz: Go out and buy me some weed. We can get drunk and high together and make babies! :3

Agura: O.O


A.J.: JIGGLE!

BF5: XDDD


Agura: I WILL NINJA KICK YOU IN THE NUT!


Tezz: *Leaning over the Splitwire* Bored… I IS VURY BORED!

Vert: GET A JOB THEN! :D

Tezz: I'm too lazy… and Russian… I SHALL SELL MY CHILDREN FOR VODKA! Just kidding. I'll go… play a game or somethin'…


Sherman: STOP TOUCHING ME!

Zoom: I'll touch you!

Sherman: OxO


Agura: C-Can I touch you?

Stanford: Sure!

Agura: *Poke*EHHEHHEHHEHHEHHEHHEHHEHEHEHE! That's nice…


A.J.: You've just been Rick Rolled in real life. NEVER GUNNA GIVE U UP!


Tezz: Are you edible?


Vert: DIL-IKE UR MAMA'S (Lowers tone in his voice) Pie…?


Sherman: YES!


Spinner: I am Chuck Norris, and I approvez dis message…


Stanford: DO IT!

Zoom: C'mon do it!

Tezz: NO!

Stanford: Oh c'mon Tezz!

(Vert walks by Tezz's bedroom and stops)

Zoom: You know you wanna do it for us!

Tezz: I-I can't! It hurts my throat!

Vert: O\\O

Stanford: Do it or I'll force you to do it over and over again! Until you get it right!

Vert: O0O *Breaks down door* NOOOooo…! Oh…

Stanford: GOD, VERT! Ever hear of knocking?

Vert: But you wanted Tezz to do something that hurt his throat?

Tezz: *Sighs and sucks in air* FUZZOODLES! *Covers his mouth*

Stanford: HAHAHAHAHAHAAA! *Falls over*

Zoom: X'DDDD

Vert: *Keeps in a LOL*


Tezz: AWW! It's so cute-! THE KITTEN WITH THE LITTLE HAT! (X3


Spinner: TEEHEEEEEEE!


A.J.: Is it just me, or did she just go 'NYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!'-?


Stanford: No, I wish to RAPE YOU UNTIL YOU EFFING BLEED…. That is all. :3


Spinner: BOOM! HEADHSOT, BYOOCH!


Sherman: HAHAAAA DARKNESS!


Vert: No… sorry, I-I just lied…


Tezz: *Pulls A.J. to his chest* I LIKE YOU AS A FRIEND…..


Zoom: Ya' know, I don't care if you're religious or not! But I hate it when you're walking to class, minding your own business, and somebody, BUSTS YOU ACROSS THE FACE WITH JESUS! D:


Sherman: WHERE'S THE MILK…?


Spinner: UH-LALALALALALALALAAA…!


A.J.: IS CHOC-LAT!


Agura: I kissed a girl and I-LI-DIC!


Sherman: 'Can you forgive me?' WHAT IS THIS DORA?


Spinner: Yeah I like peas, and carrots.


Agura: What would your last word be Tezz?

Tezz: *Chewing his food* *Swallows and raises his hands in the air while they're fists* SH******************************************T...! *Goes back to eating*

Everyone in the diner: O.O' Can I get this to go?


Vert: Don't waste my gas.

A.J.: Gas?

Vert: Ga-

A.J.: ASS.

Vert: -_-


Stanford: Baby, baby, baby, *Pauses* Ohhhh!

Agura: That sounded orgasmic…

Stanford: It was supposed to be.


Spinner: Corn. NOW GET INSIDE AND START SCREWIN' MAH WIFE!


Vert: Get my ball sack! *Sniff* I MISS IT! D':

Spinner: OwO


Tezz: Ur mom's butt tastes like crumble! Bluaghuaghauhagh… (Licking lips)

Sherman: Ahahahahaa!


Zoom: AGHNHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!


Vert: *Dresses as Pauly D*

Stanford: *Dresses as The Situation*

A.J.: *Dresses as Vinny*

Agura: *Dresses as Snooki* Ready?

Vert: Just go!

A.J.: *Walks out into the living room where Zoom is.* HEY ZOOM!

The rest: *Walk out*

Agura: You like our Halloween costumes? It's a Jersey thing…

Zoom: ...Oh my GOD-!


Stanford: Oh! MY ENGLISH TEABAGS! *Rolls on the floor holding his crotch.* Ah!

Agura: XP


Vert: I has a tattoo too! :3 *Takes off shirt*


Krytus: I said it before, and I shall SAY IT AGAIN! NEVER TRUST A MACHI-

(Camera falls over)

Director: CUT!

Cast: LOLZ!

Krytus: O.O' D-Did that really just happen? WOAH!


Vert: He's climbin' in yo tree branches, he's snatchin' yo Kaylins up!


Agura: SH-SHAAA!


Tezz: Guess who just had sex with his GF? *Takes out drink*

A.J.: Dang Tezz!

Zoom: How long?

Tezz: About two hours… at the least.

Stanford: Top or bottom…?

Tezz: …*Smirks* Both…

All the guys: Ooh…

Vert: *Walks in* Hey guys! What happened Tezz?

Tezz: NOTHING!

Zoom: He had sex…

Tezz: *Turns* SHUSH! God!


Zoom: Oh c'mon guys! *Blushes* Oh, START!


A.J.: Don't forget to send in some of ur quotes!

Me: I forgot where I put the other quotes, BUT I SHALL PUT THEM IN THE NEXT QUOTES!

I luv u… :3

=)))