Tezz: I hate it when people point out the obvious. Like if you're in a library and a baby starts crying, there's always one person that's like…
-Is that a BABY?
No it's a full grown man… WHAT DO YOU THINK?
Vert: *Washing his hair* Why is there bacon in the soap?
A.J.: I MADE IT MAH SELF!
Zoom: I LUV-ED U PIGGY!
Stanford: Does Wall-Mart sell walls?
A.J.: PEOPLE JUST DON'T GET ME!
Agura: Studies show that teen pregnancy is 83 percent unexpected. WELL DUH!
Tezz: RAISINS!
Zoom: RASIN BRAN CRUNCH!
Vert: (In the middle of class at his high school)
Teacher: *Passes out test*
Vert: *Huffs*
(20 minutes later)
(Song is 'I just Had Sex' by The Lonely Island)
"I JUST HAD SEEEX! And it felt so good! (Felt so good) A woman let me-" *Phone gets turned off*
Class: *Laughing*
Vert: *Hands his phone over to the teacher*
Sherman: TACO TIME!
Spinner: Hey, Vert. Your ringtone sounds like it could be Tezz's for the 'Untold Stories' series!
Tezz: WELL THA-… yeah…
Agura: THEME SONGS!
Vert-LIKE A BOSS!
Tezz-I just had Sex
Spinner-I'm on a Boat
Zoom-We're all Asian (Rucka Rucka Ali)
Sherman-The Creep
Stanford-Jizz in My Pants
A.J.-Boombox
(All other songs are by 'The Lonely Island')
Zoom: Ns ns ns ns ns ns ns ns
Tezz: DON'T LET GO JACK! NO! NOOO! GAD DANG IT! THIS MOVIE SUCKS NOW!
Sherman: You DO know what you just ate, right?
Zoom: What? *Nom nom nom's*
Sherman: Horse testicles…
Zoom: PUEGH! *Spits it out*
Vert: *Winces in pain* Sssss! Ouch…
Stanford: Doh…
Stanford: I'M NO GOV'NA! *Runs away*
A.J.: It's a person having their BALLS ELECTROCUTED!
(WARNING: VERT MELT DOWN IN A SEC)
Stanford: HELP MEH! V-Vert! *Getting taken away by the Antis.*
Vert: Now hold on a sec… You. YOU! *Points to Stanford* Wha-Ho-Yo-… WHAT IS THIS? THE 26th time?
(Vert starts climbing out of the Saber, and over to the Anti-Stanford.)
I AM SO, SICK AND TIRED, OF SAVING YOUR STUPID CARROT-TOP ASS!
Anti-Stanford: Oh wow… You want me to leave?
Vert: YOU'RE SO OBSESSED ABOUT YOUR FRIGGIN' HAIR GEL, THAT YOU DON'T PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN NEXT, YOU STUPID, BITCH!
Anti-Vert: O-Oh dear…
Vert: *Takes Stanford's wrist*
Anti-A.J.: JUST CALM DOWN!
Vert: NO! YOU SHUT UP!
AS FOR YOU! *Turns to Stanford* THIS IS THE LAST TIME! THE LAST, GOD. DAMN. TIME. I'M SAVIN', YOUR STUPID ASS! *Drags him away*
Tezz: PUNK ROCK 101!
Spinner: IT'S NOT MEAT OR FLAB, IT'S LETTUCE NOW EAT IT!
Agura: Do you has any vodka? :3
Tezz: -.- … Sure! You want it?
Agura: *Nods*
Tezz: Good! Do me a favor first…
Agura: *Nods*
Tezz: Go out and buy me some weed. We can get drunk and high together and make babies! :3
Agura: O.O
A.J.: JIGGLE!
BF5: XDDD
Agura: I WILL NINJA KICK YOU IN THE NUT!
Tezz: *Leaning over the Splitwire* Bored… I IS VURY BORED!
Vert: GET A JOB THEN! :D
Tezz: I'm too lazy… and Russian… I SHALL SELL MY CHILDREN FOR VODKA! Just kidding. I'll go… play a game or somethin'…
Sherman: STOP TOUCHING ME!
Zoom: I'll touch you!
Sherman: OxO
Agura: C-Can I touch you?
Stanford: Sure!
Agura: *Poke*EHHEHHEHHEHHEHHEHHEHHEHEHEHE! That's nice…
A.J.: You've just been Rick Rolled in real life. NEVER GUNNA GIVE U UP!
Tezz: Are you edible?
Vert: DIL-IKE UR MAMA'S (Lowers tone in his voice) Pie…?
Sherman: YES!
Spinner: I am Chuck Norris, and I approvez dis message…
Stanford: DO IT!
Zoom: C'mon do it!
Tezz: NO!
Stanford: Oh c'mon Tezz!
(Vert walks by Tezz's bedroom and stops)
Zoom: You know you wanna do it for us!
Tezz: I-I can't! It hurts my throat!
Vert: O\\O
Stanford: Do it or I'll force you to do it over and over again! Until you get it right!
Vert: O0O *Breaks down door* NOOOooo…! Oh…
Stanford: GOD, VERT! Ever hear of knocking?
Vert: But you wanted Tezz to do something that hurt his throat?
Tezz: *Sighs and sucks in air* FUZZOODLES! *Covers his mouth*
Stanford: HAHAHAHAHAHAAA! *Falls over*
Zoom: X'DDDD
Vert: *Keeps in a LOL*
Tezz: AWW! It's so cute-! THE KITTEN WITH THE LITTLE HAT! (X3
Spinner: TEEHEEEEEEE!
A.J.: Is it just me, or did she just go 'NYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!'-?
Stanford: No, I wish to RAPE YOU UNTIL YOU EFFING BLEED…. That is all. :3
Spinner: BOOM! HEADHSOT, BYOOCH!
Sherman: HAHAAAA DARKNESS!
Vert: No… sorry, I-I just lied…
Tezz: *Pulls A.J. to his chest* I LIKE YOU AS A FRIEND…..
Zoom: Ya' know, I don't care if you're religious or not! But I hate it when you're walking to class, minding your own business, and somebody, BUSTS YOU ACROSS THE FACE WITH JESUS! D:
Sherman: WHERE'S THE MILK…?
Spinner: UH-LALALALALALALALAAA…!
A.J.: IS CHOC-LAT!
Agura: I kissed a girl and I-LI-DIC!
Sherman: 'Can you forgive me?' WHAT IS THIS DORA?
Spinner: Yeah I like peas, and carrots.
Agura: What would your last word be Tezz?
Tezz: *Chewing his food* *Swallows and raises his hands in the air while they're fists* SH******************************************T...! *Goes back to eating*
Everyone in the diner: O.O' Can I get this to go?
Vert: Don't waste my gas.
A.J.: Gas?
Vert: Ga-
A.J.: ASS.
Vert: -_-
Stanford: Baby, baby, baby, *Pauses* Ohhhh!
Agura: That sounded orgasmic…
Stanford: It was supposed to be.
Spinner: Corn. NOW GET INSIDE AND START SCREWIN' MAH WIFE!
Vert: Get my ball sack! *Sniff* I MISS IT! D':
Spinner: OwO
Tezz: Ur mom's butt tastes like crumble! Bluaghuaghauhagh… (Licking lips)
Sherman: Ahahahahaa!
Zoom: AGHNHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Vert: *Dresses as Pauly D*
Stanford: *Dresses as The Situation*
A.J.: *Dresses as Vinny*
Agura: *Dresses as Snooki* Ready?
Vert: Just go!
A.J.: *Walks out into the living room where Zoom is.* HEY ZOOM!
The rest: *Walk out*
Agura: You like our Halloween costumes? It's a Jersey thing…
Zoom: ...Oh my GOD-!
Stanford: Oh! MY ENGLISH TEABAGS! *Rolls on the floor holding his crotch.* Ah!
Agura: XP
Vert: I has a tattoo too! :3 *Takes off shirt*
Krytus: I said it before, and I shall SAY IT AGAIN! NEVER TRUST A MACHI-
(Camera falls over)
Director: CUT!
Cast: LOLZ!
Krytus: O.O' D-Did that really just happen? WOAH!
Vert: He's climbin' in yo tree branches, he's snatchin' yo Kaylins up!
Agura: SH-SHAAA!
Tezz: Guess who just had sex with his GF? *Takes out drink*
A.J.: Dang Tezz!
Zoom: How long?
Tezz: About two hours… at the least.
Stanford: Top or bottom…?
Tezz: …*Smirks* Both…
All the guys: Ooh…
Vert: *Walks in* Hey guys! What happened Tezz?
Tezz: NOTHING!
Zoom: He had sex…
Tezz: *Turns* SHUSH! God!
Zoom: Oh c'mon guys! *Blushes* Oh, START!
A.J.: Don't forget to send in some of ur quotes!
Me: I forgot where I put the other quotes, BUT I SHALL PUT THEM IN THE NEXT QUOTES!
I luv u… :3
=)))
