Lexxa: Welcome back to the Fullmetal Alchemist Dare Show of Doom!
Ichigo: This is the second chapter where Alphonse does not accept any dares.
Al: Bliss…
Lexxa: Here's Icee and enjoy the show! –hands Al Icee-
Ichigo: Today's dares are brought to you by Storm Dryu.
Lexxa: Two of your dares cannot be done because they are for Alphonse, but you will see them in the sixth chapter!
Ichigo: First dare!
Roy, I feel so sorry for you. You can have some chocolate from me!
Roy: CHOCOLATE! –eats chocolate-
Lexxa: …
Ichigo: …Icee? –holds out Icee to Lexxa-
Lexxa: -takes Icee-
Lexxa and Ichigo: -drink Icees- -watch Roy with vague intrest-
Roy: -has chocolate all over his face- Are we going to move on?
Lexxa: Yes. And while we do, WIPE YOUR FACE!
I will dare lust to act like she's (evil smile)…pride's mother. XDDD
Lust: PRIDE! WIPE YOUR FACE!
Pride: YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM!
Lust: I didn't say that I was your real mom. I told you to wipe your face.
Pride: I DON'T HAVE TO ANSWER TO YOU!
Lust: LIKE HELL, YOU DON'T!
Lexxa: …Wow…
Ichigo: They dove right into that one…
Lust: HOW DID YOU GET A STAIN ON YOUR SHIRT?
Pride: OH, I DON'T KNOW, USING IT?
Lexxa: Pride is a bratty kid.
Lust: DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO GET THAT OUT OF WHITE? (sorry! Reference to a Bleach fanfiction that I read that I couldn't resist making!)
Lexxa: ...Next…
I dare Ichigo to give Lexxa Zangetsu for the next 5 chapters.
Lexxa: I LIKE THAT DARE!
Ichigo: I DON'T!
Pride: GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU HAG!
Lust: DON'T YOU TALK TO YOUR MOTHER THAT WAY!
Lexxa: -takes Zangetsu-
Ichigo: HEY!
Pride: I WANNA PLAY WITH THE SWORD! –dives for Zangetsu-
Lust: THAT'S NOT YOURS!
Lexxa: GET AWAY FROM MY PRECIOUS!
Ichigo: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON AROUND HERE?
Al: …I'm glad that I don't have to participate…
Pride: -dives at Ed- PROTECT ME FROM THE SCARY LADY!
Ed: GET THE HELL OFF OF ME!
Lust: STOP BOTHERING PEOPLE, PRIDE!
Pride: YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!
Lexxa: GETSUGA TENSHOU!
Zangetsu: -does the weird move where a long black strip shoots out and destroys everything in its path-
Lexxa: NOW SHUT UP SO WE CAN MOVE ON!
Everyone: -sinks back-
Ichigo: WHAT THE HELL? HOW DID SHE USE GETSUGA TENSHOU? I THOUGHT THAT ONLY WORKED WITH ME AND ZANGETSU!
Lexxa: Maybe Zangetsu likes me. NEXT!
I dare the fuhrer and major armstrong to dance to "world's end dancehall" in pink ballerina tutu's.
Lexxa: BRADLEY AND ARMSTRONG! INTO THE ROOM OF CHANGING!
Bradley and Armstrong: -go into Room of Changing- -come out in pink tutus-
Lexxa: NOW INTO THE ROOM OF DANCING!
Bradley and Armstrong: -go into Room of Dancing- -dance to World's End Dancehall-
Lust: WHY CAN'T YOU DANCE LIKE THAT?
Pride: DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!
Lust: I AM YOUR MOTHER! I CAN TELL YOU WHAT I WANT!
Lexxa: Do I need to use Getsuga Tenshou again?
Pride and Lust: …No…
Ichigo: Seriously, how can you use that?
Lexxa: I don't know. Go inside yourself and ask Zangetsu.
Ichigo: …Fine. I'll be back. –goes into corner and passes out-
Lexxa: Well, that's all for this chapter! Remember to review!
Ichigo: I feel betrayed.
Lexxa: Why?
Ichigo: …Zangetsu said that he liked you more than me…
Pride: Pwnd.
Lust: Pride, did you clean your room?
Pride: …
Lust: Go clean your room.
Pride: No.
Lust: Yes.
Pride: No.
Lexxa: Pride, you will clean your room and Lust, you will stop being a terrible mother.
Lust: I AM NOT A TERRIBLE MOTHER!
Pride: I WILL NOT CLEAN MY ROOM!
Ed: Lust, even I am a better parent than you.
Armstrong: AGREED!
Olivier: YOU ARE NOT MY FATHER!
Lexxa: This is not the proper place to argue over paternity!
