Lexxa: Welcome back to the Fullmetal Alchemist Dare Show of Doom!

Ichigo: This is the second chapter where Alphonse does not accept any dares.

Al: Bliss…

Lexxa: Here's Icee and enjoy the show! –hands Al Icee-

Ichigo: Today's dares are brought to you by Storm Dryu.

Lexxa: Two of your dares cannot be done because they are for Alphonse, but you will see them in the sixth chapter!

Ichigo: First dare!

Roy, I feel so sorry for you. You can have some chocolate from me!

Roy: CHOCOLATE! –eats chocolate-

Lexxa: …

Ichigo: …Icee? –holds out Icee to Lexxa-

Lexxa: -takes Icee-

Lexxa and Ichigo: -drink Icees- -watch Roy with vague intrest-

Roy: -has chocolate all over his face- Are we going to move on?

Lexxa: Yes. And while we do, WIPE YOUR FACE!

I will dare lust to act like she's (evil smile)…pride's mother. XDDD

Lust: PRIDE! WIPE YOUR FACE!

Pride: YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM!

Lust: I didn't say that I was your real mom. I told you to wipe your face.

Pride: I DON'T HAVE TO ANSWER TO YOU!

Lust: LIKE HELL, YOU DON'T!

Lexxa: …Wow…

Ichigo: They dove right into that one…

Lust: HOW DID YOU GET A STAIN ON YOUR SHIRT?

Pride: OH, I DON'T KNOW, USING IT?

Lexxa: Pride is a bratty kid.

Lust: DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO GET THAT OUT OF WHITE? (sorry! Reference to a Bleach fanfiction that I read that I couldn't resist making!)

Lexxa: ...Next…

I dare Ichigo to give Lexxa Zangetsu for the next 5 chapters.

Lexxa: I LIKE THAT DARE!

Ichigo: I DON'T!

Pride: GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU HAG!

Lust: DON'T YOU TALK TO YOUR MOTHER THAT WAY!

Lexxa: -takes Zangetsu-

Ichigo: HEY!

Pride: I WANNA PLAY WITH THE SWORD! –dives for Zangetsu-

Lust: THAT'S NOT YOURS!

Lexxa: GET AWAY FROM MY PRECIOUS!

Ichigo: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON AROUND HERE?

Al: …I'm glad that I don't have to participate…

Pride: -dives at Ed- PROTECT ME FROM THE SCARY LADY!

Ed: GET THE HELL OFF OF ME!

Lust: STOP BOTHERING PEOPLE, PRIDE!

Pride: YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!

Lexxa: GETSUGA TENSHOU!

Zangetsu: -does the weird move where a long black strip shoots out and destroys everything in its path-

Lexxa: NOW SHUT UP SO WE CAN MOVE ON!

Everyone: -sinks back-

Ichigo: WHAT THE HELL? HOW DID SHE USE GETSUGA TENSHOU? I THOUGHT THAT ONLY WORKED WITH ME AND ZANGETSU!

Lexxa: Maybe Zangetsu likes me. NEXT!

I dare the fuhrer and major armstrong to dance to "world's end dancehall" in pink ballerina tutu's.

Lexxa: BRADLEY AND ARMSTRONG! INTO THE ROOM OF CHANGING!

Bradley and Armstrong: -go into Room of Changing- -come out in pink tutus-

Lexxa: NOW INTO THE ROOM OF DANCING!

Bradley and Armstrong: -go into Room of Dancing- -dance to World's End Dancehall-

Lust: WHY CAN'T YOU DANCE LIKE THAT?

Pride: DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!

Lust: I AM YOUR MOTHER! I CAN TELL YOU WHAT I WANT!

Lexxa: Do I need to use Getsuga Tenshou again?

Pride and Lust: …No…

Ichigo: Seriously, how can you use that?

Lexxa: I don't know. Go inside yourself and ask Zangetsu.

Ichigo: …Fine. I'll be back. –goes into corner and passes out-

Lexxa: Well, that's all for this chapter! Remember to review!

Ichigo: I feel betrayed.

Lexxa: Why?

Ichigo: …Zangetsu said that he liked you more than me…

Pride: Pwnd.

Lust: Pride, did you clean your room?

Pride: …

Lust: Go clean your room.

Pride: No.

Lust: Yes.

Pride: No.

Lexxa: Pride, you will clean your room and Lust, you will stop being a terrible mother.

Lust: I AM NOT A TERRIBLE MOTHER!

Pride: I WILL NOT CLEAN MY ROOM!

Ed: Lust, even I am a better parent than you.

Armstrong: AGREED!

Olivier: YOU ARE NOT MY FATHER!

Lexxa: This is not the proper place to argue over paternity!