55

Yan had stalked down to the lockers only to find no clothes would fit her. She swore softly and then moved to Tosh's locker, pulling out a gift box with the tag clearly showing Ianto had given it to Tosh for her birthday last year and she had been scandalized, telling Ianto she would never wear it.

Well, Gwen thinks she has the tit corner covered, does she?

Yan enjoyed the hot shower knowing Gwen must be freezing up there as Owen and Jack screamed at her, poor Andy probably torn between joining in and helping his old partner.

She zipped up the front and admired herself, the thigh boots in three inch heels maybe a bit much but Jack had been showing her how to walk in heels, up and down their hallway at home and she had promised to practice.

Right?

Yan stalked into the main hub as Gwen sat howling her innocence and she was surprised to see Andy standing in front of her leering.

"Pull the other one Cooper, first time ya saw him ya told me he was right fit and ya was gonna have 'im!" Andy was snarling as his speech showed his anger, "I reminded ya about Rhys and ya did the wee tit wobble thing ya do while ya tell me it's not cheating if it's done standin' up against at wall."

"Really?" Owen asked with surprise, "It's not?"

"It is" Tosh said flatly, and then she saw Yan.

The latex cat-suit was hugging her like a second skin as she stalked, the black shiny fabric gleaming as she moved and she resembled a panther, sleek and wet.

"Fuck" Owen huffed as he saw her as well, her blonde hair hanging loosely in large curling waves. He was reminded of Farah Fawcett.

He felt his pants tighten and looked away with shock.

Jesus, that's me mate, get a fucking grip!

Jack let his body sag as he watched her come towards him, her hips undulating and the sound of gunshots as her heels clipped on the metal floor were searing into his brain's memory banks.

"Cariad" she purred.

Of course she purred, kitty cats purr … right?

"Yes baby?" Jack whimpered.

"Gwen was very naughty and I don't like what she did. I think she needs some time out to think about what she's done" Yan made sure to pout in that special way that made Jack's eyes crinkle at the corners.

"You heard the lady" Jack grinned as he continued to ogle her.

"Nice tits" Andy blurted, "How the fuck do ya keep them in there, Digit?"

Yan swiveled and wiggled them, making Gwen growl as Andy laughed.

"If I had tits like that, I'd work at a titty bar just so I could play with 'em between orders!" Andy chortled, pointing at her assets.

"Why thank you Panda" she giggled.

"Oi!" Jack spluttered, "They're not for your amusement."

"Oh baby come on" Yan purred, "Panda gave me my first ever blow job, don't be mean!"

"Yeah. Totally ruined me" Andy sighed, "Standing in the showers looking around and wondering why they were all so teeny. Finding out most guys don't have tackle like ours was a real shocker! Turned me soooo straight."

Owen started to giggle as Jack's face went red, his jaw defined as he clenched his teeth.

"Besides…" Yan whispered as she tiptoed and leaned into his ear, "I don't know if I can get this off."

Jack made a little squeaking noise as his eyes widened and the leer returned.

"I'll get it off ya" Jack panted as he started to follow, ""I'll have ya in nothing but your panties in no time missus."

"Panties?" Yan looked over her shoulder smolderingly.

"Cariad …"

"Yeah?" Jack stuck his hands in his pockets, displaying his crotch.

"I can't possibly wear anything under this love," Yan giggled, flouncing off as everyone's jaws dropped.

She took each step of the stairs slowly, her hips swinging as well as her hair.

Her voice echoed as she turned at his office door …

"Commando all the way, baby"