ugh. I do not want to go to school tomorrow. Like. More than normal. Ick. But my reviewers! You are being so nice! AND. Some of you have never reviewed before::winks at those lovelies:: Yes, I can tell. XD

Before ANYTHING else commences, OnlyinthisLight thought of the funniest line EVER. like. I was kicking myself that I didn't put it in the story. So it must be shared:

"…When he jumped on Roxas there for a second I thought Roxas was gonna shout "Dammit, Axel!-oh, wait"…"

I was dying. XD

ANYWAY. I do realize that I scarred a lot of folk with my Straight Hair!Sora. I scarred myself! XD And quicky now, Zesty you're what ifs are lovely XD, TK you're reviews are AMAZING and it was TK that reminded me of this person in Lullabies of Broadway, Plain Jane I think you asked me that before and I forgot (::innocent::)! It means One True Pairing. I had to look it up myself. XD Kiki, oh man Axel makes you think about math? You poor thing. AND OSDJFLKSDJFIOSKLFSJ THAT DAY IS YOUR BIRTHDAY!?! That is damned creepy. And SORA I TOTALLY HAD THE QUOTE RIGHT AND THEN YOU CHANGED IT. XD

And OnlyinthisLight I will make it work. I even went digging to see where in the lineup it was. XD (And I'm saving my 411 for april. XD)

AND ALL OF MY DARLINGS TELL ME WHEN ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY SO I CAN SING TO YOU! I KNOW THERE ARE A FEW COMING UP. XD

Alright here we go! Oh and this one was officially suggested by one person, but many people said it? So its kind of communal…

What If…

Because of what Demyx said in Chapter 19 ((look it up XD

he had to dress as a woman?

((as suggested by the following lovelies: Noones, Link-chan, Larxene-NumberXII, and anyone else I missed trying to dig through the reviews. XD))

Demyx tossed and turned as he attempted to get some sleep

"If he reads that book ever, I'll dress as a woman," he said offhandedly to himself, and stuffed the book back on the shelf…

He groaned and turned sharply, accidentally hitting his head into the wall. He woke with a start, his words echoing in his mind. Shaking himself, he slowly rolled over to face the empty room.

"Godammit!" he swore to himself, "Why is this plaguing me? It's not like I took an oath or anything…It was me just making a stupid bet with myself! It's not like I have to do it!" He sighed as he argued futilely with himself. "This is stupid…" he rolled back over and fell back asleep slowly.

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"If he reads that book ever, I'll dress as a woman," he said offhandedly to himself, and stuffed the book back on the shelf…

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Demyx slowly ate his eggs the next morning, debating on choking himself so that he would be able to get some decent sleep. Axel stared at him as he inhaled his breakfast.

"Demyx are you alright? You look like you had a battle with an ironing board and lost," he said, observing his blackened eyelids and his overall hung-over look. "Have you been getting into the booze? You might want to lay off a bit…"

Demyx nodded absently, slowly continuing to eat. Axel's grin turned devious, and he kicked Roxas across the table. "Psst!" he whispered conspiratorially, as if Demyx was really listening. "I can say anything I want and he will just nod! Watch!"

"Hey Demyx?" Demyx took a bite of his eggs to prove he was listening. "Do you sleep in girl's lingerie?"

Demyx nodded, taking a sip of milk.

"Do you secretly cry as you watch Days of Our Lives?"

Demyx nodded again, trying not to fall asleep on the table.

"Have you and Zexion done any role-playing involving a chef, a spatula, and a plate of linguini?"

Demyx nodded again, seemingly off in outer space.

"That's enough, Number VIII," Zexion said sternly, listening in from slightly further up the table. Axel and a few other members snickered as Zexion blushed profusely, hurriedly finishing his breakfast.

Demyx, who did not register any of this conversation, finished his breakfast and slowly walked off to perform his mission quickly, intending on getting in a nap afterward.

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"If he reads that book ever, I'll dress as a woman," he said offhandedly to himself, and stuffed the book back on the shelf…

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"I GET IT!" Demyx yelled, startled out of his nap by the same repeating memory. He sat up on the side of his bed with his head in his hands. "I guess there's only one way to get my sleep back, huh?" he asked the room as he stood up to grab his cloak.

"It's off to Twilight Town then," he sighed, summoning a portal to the world.

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Demyx slowly walked down the aisles of the Women's section at the discount store, clearly uncomfortable. Hmm…what should I buy? I'm not wearing it ever again, no matter what it is… Demyx slowed as he came upon a dark blue high school uniform, complete with short skirt and sailor top. He looked up and down the aisle before slowly picking it up. It was within his price range.

I shouldn't…then again, no one is going to know… He grinned conspiratorially as he walked on. Maybe I should get some matching shoes…

After picking out a pair of black polyester knee high boots, Demyx slowly walked to the check out. He hummed to himself as he purchased his items, ignoring the weird looks he was getting from those around him and the cashier. After this, I'll be able to sleep again! He nearly burst into song as he stepped out of the store and summoned a portal straight to his room.

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Demyx checked the time, making sure that Zexion would not accidentally walk in on this whole affair. There is no possible way, he decided. He should be knee-deep in Heartless right now…This will be done quickly. Demyx locked his door and stripped, putting on the uniform quickly. He sat down on his bed and struggled with the boots, slowly pulling them up his leg.

"Ugh, clearly these weren't made for a man…" he stood up slowly so as not to fall back onto the bed. He stood in front of his mirror, smiling slightly to himself.

I don't look half bad, he thought, critiquing himself. "There!" he called out to the empty room. "I did it! Are you happy?"

"I would be if I knew what was going on." Demyx's eyes widened, turning to see Zexion behind him, leaning on his door.

"But…you….how?" Demyx questioned, speechless.

"I finished early, and I entered using a portal. Locking your door is not a very effective manner of keeping people out." He circled the stunned Demyx, looking him up and down. "Are we role playing and I was not notified?"

Demyx blushed. "No! Not at all. It's just I haven't been sleeping lately…"

"So you thought that dressing as a schoolgirl would help you fall asleep?" Zexion tried to reason.

Demyx turned redder. "Do you remember when I hid that letter in your Harry Potter book?"

Zexion raised an eyebrow at the change in conversation. "Yes?"

"Well, when I did, I said that if you ever read that book I would dress as a woman," Demyx clarified. "And I haven't been sleeping recently because of that stupid dream, so I figured I should just get it over with so I could sleep!" He sighed in frustration, collapsing into his desk chair.

Zexion chuckled, walking over to him and patting his shoulder. "Only you, Demyx."

Demyx stood up and stared at him in frustration. "Only me what?"

"Only you would have to do such a thing to be able to sleep at night," he said, laughing.

Demyx glared at him, pouting. Zexion sobered, grinning at him. "You know, you look really cute when you do that."

Demyx's pout turned into a sly smirk. "Really? I thought you didn't want to role-play…"

Zexion slowly ran his hands up Demyx's arms to his shoulders, moving closer. "Now, I never said that. I'd just like to be notified if we were…In this case, you, being the naughty schoolgirl, need to be punished." He swiftly smacked Demyx on the rear, leering at him.

Demyx chuckled. "I forgot you had a kinky side."

"We all have our secrets," Zexion whispered, nibbling on Demyx's ear. "Now where to start?"

Suddenly, a rattling noise could be heard from Demyx's door. They both turned, amused, to hear the conversation from behind it.

"It's locked Roxy! I can't barge in at the perfect moment this time!"

"It's your own damned fault for not checking the door first."

"Well we can't interrupt them now! What am I going to do for fun?"

"Psh, I see how valuable I am to you then."

"Oh I could always do you for fun Roxy," they could practically hear the grin on his face, "but this is more of a hobby than anything…"

"Think they'll notice if we sneak off to my room?" Zexion whispered.

"Not a chance," Demyx replied as he summoned a portal.

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hahah THEYCOULDNT INTERRUPT! Heee I liked that one. And I totally have ran my head into the wall during sleep many a time. Gave myself a minor concussion once.

R AND R MY DAHLINGS. LOVE TO ALL!

freaky-hanyou