Five Things 5

Five times the Team tried to get Superman to pay attention to Superboy, and one time Red Arrow succeeded.

Yeah, this is one I came up with a while ago, but all I got done was the last bit, because it was so large I made it its own story.

Technically, this is chapter 50. However, chapter 1 is a Table of contents, so I'm doing something special for chapter 50. Next chapter will be the first of my Crossovers.

-Jumbleyard of Drabbles- Kid Flash

The first sign it was going to be a bad day was when Clark Kent woke up to find every square inch of his bedroom walls plastered with pictures of Superboy. He groaned and went to take a shower, to discover that it wasn't just his bedroom, it was his entire apartment.

-Jumbleyard of Drabbles- Robin

The second sign it was going to be a bad day was when Clark turned on his computer in the morning to check his email, and his desktop was a picture of a dejected looking Superboy. He sighed and tried to change it back to normal, only to find he couldn't. He resolved to talk with Batman about reining Robin in a bit and checked his e-mail, and let out a groan.

-Jumbleyard of Drabbles- Miss Martian

The third sign it was going to be a bad day was when he saw an e-mail from his ma, with the subject 'Superboy'. Deciding he was going to read it later, he started to get ready for work.

-Jumbleyard of Drabbles- Artemis

The fourth sign it was going to be a bad day was when he noticed that there was graffiti all over Metropolis reading

'Superboy Needs a Father', 'Take Responsibility for Your Son Deadbeat' and 'He's Not Just a Clone', with every letter S done in his logo

He wasn't sure who did it at first, but then he notices that the triangle around the S's was green. Apparently the team had corrupted that new girl Ollie had taken on.

-Jumbleyard of Drabbles- Aqualad

The fifth and final sign it was going to be a bad day was when he got to work and found people whispering and glancing at him. A normal person would just ask what they were talking about, but a normal person didn't have super hearing. The moment he listened in, he wished he hadn't

"No really, it's true! I heard that Kent has a teenage son he just found out about, and he's ignoring the kid!"

"Oh come on Jack, you really think Clark of all people would be a deadbeat? He doesn't have a mean bone in his body! Besides, don't you need to 'you know' to have a kid?"

"Look, I saw a picture of the kid! It looks just like Kent!

"CK's adopted, for all we know it's his long lost brother or a photo shopped picture from when he was a kid!"

"Jimmy, you're way too loyal to that guy"

"Nah, you just don't know him at all." Clark was happy that Jimmy was at least standing up for him…hmm…he may use that last bit though, he wasn't ready to be a father, but he'd always wanted a little brother.

-Jumbleyard of Drabbles- Red Arrow

It was the middle of the Justice League meeting. Superman was about to bring up Superboy When Batman's Communicator went off. All eyes turned to Batman in surprise as he brought up the holographic screen on his glove and glared into the screen

"Robin, this had better be an emergency." Robin's voice answered back

"Well it sort of is, see Red Arrow was here, and we were sparring and he was talking about the best ways to freak out your parents, then he knocked me out and when I came to, my emergency 'Superboy is a weapon and goes insane' kryptonite was gone and Miss M said Roy took Superboy and said something about getting a tattoo" Superman blinked and repeated what Robin had said in his head

'emergency 'Superboy is a weapon and goes insane' kryptonite?' before processing the bit about tattoos, and taking off towards the Zeta tubes, Green Arrow on his tail

-Jumbleyard of Drabbles-