Author's Notes: FGTC is now the second longest Parody story in all of Avatar Fanficiton! My goal is for it to be the longest, so wish me luck!
ENJOY THE RANDOMNESS!
Chapter 53: The Avie Awards, Part 3
Passion stared in horror at Fyre, who was now on the ground, tied up, and on ADHD medication.
Ten seconds ago, Jiao-Jie had tied her down, while Panakin had given her a 'Crazy shot'. Passion didn't know what was in the stuff – nor did she want to find out – but it had made Fyre pass out for what Panakin called 'A long, long time.'
"C-can we cut to commercial?" She asked slowly.
'Coming soon from Forever Fyre productions; What would happen if five insane girls somehow got into a warehouse, filled with characters from their favorite TV shows, sets of all kinds, plus a couple of kittens who want to take over the world? In the finale for Fyre's Guide to Creativity, there will be insanity, there will be laughter, and there will be pie. Tune in December, 2011 to find out the fate of the Avatar Fanfiction World.'
Passion stared at the screens. "What was that?"
Fyre sat up slowly, incredibly woozy from the 'mystery drug'. She looked up at Passion – or at least where she believed Passion was – and glared. 'You asked for a commercial, and I need some Ad space," Fyre said, losing feeling in her arms.
"In your own story?" Passion asked, raising an eyebrow at the insane co-host of the Avie's.
Fyre stared at her blankly. "Yes."
Passion sighed. "Okay, Fyre's gone mental...er than before. I'll be hosting until Fyre regains some mental ability to say who wins and who loses. We got a bunch of votes this time, so this will be interesting! Let's see who won the greatest line of all time. Screens, please?"
Best Avatar Line – Sokka - "It's the Quinchiest!" Katara – "I'M COMPLETELY CALM!" Zuko – "Why am I so bad at being GOOD?"
Winner – TIE: Sokka and Zuko
"Which means that Fyre's vote is perfect and Amazing and my vote is diddly-squat!" Jiao-Jie shouted at Fyre. Fyre raised an eyebrow.
"Uh-huh. That means that the winner is indeed Mr. Zuko, whose entire scene I have memorized and I love. I mean, how he talks to the frog and the frog jumps on his head and then he collapses to the ground and...ouch!" Fyre collapsed as Jiao-Jie gave her another shot. "Why am I wearing dinosaurs?" Fyre asked, staring at the ceiling.
Passion shook her head in awe as the screens jumped to life again.
"Hello, Zuko here. But I guess you probably already know me, sort of. So, the thing is I have a lot of Firebending experience, and I'm considered to be pretty good at it. Well you've seen me. You know when I was attacking you? Yeah, I guess I should apologize for that. But anyways, I'm good now. I mean I thought I was good before but now I realized I was bad. But anyways, I think it's time I joined your group and taught the Avatar Firebending.
"Zuko, you have to within yourself, to save yourself, from your other self. Only then, can your true self, reveal itself.
"Listen Avatar, you can either let me join your group, or I can do something unspeakably horrible to you and your friends. Your choice!"
The entire audience stared in horror at Zuko. Zuko looked sheepishly over at Azula and Iroh, who were exchanging looks of absolute awe and something else Zuko didn't care to put a name to. Probably embarrassment.
Zuko grabbed his Avie and stalked off stage, muttering something about how much he hated his life. Fyre smirked from her place on the ground. "Zuzu ate a butterfly," she muttered, sitting up slowly.
Best Avatar Episode – The Ember Island Players, The Boy in the Iceberg, The Blind Bandit , The Serpent's Pass
Winner – The Ember Island Players
"Why did I know this episode was going to win?" Passion asked, staring at the screens, which now flashed clips from the episode.
'"I need meat!" "Look, it's your honor!" "Flying Kick-a-pow!" "Chose Treachery; it's more FUN!" "Riddles and Challenges you must face, if you are ever to leave this place!" "Did Jet just...die?" "I realease a Sonic Wave from my mouth; AHHHHHHHH!"
As the actors from that episode walked out on the stage, Passion, Jiao-Jie, Summer, and Panakin fell over themselves laughing. The 'We need to talk...about your hair!' scene had come onto the screens. Fyre looked over slowly at the screens, then passed out from laughing so hard. The real Zuko scowled as Actor Zuko flexed his 'Muscles'.
Best Avatar Character – Azula, Katara, Aang, Sokka, Toph, Zuko
Winner – Sokka
"FRIENDLY MUSHROOM! Mushy Giant Friend!" "Food EATS people!" "This is the Future!" "And this is Katara, my flying Sister." "Who lit Toph on fire?" "Aang, this is Foo Foo Cuddly Poops, Foo Foo Cuddly Poops, Aang."
Sokka ran out on stage, and a bunch of fangirls went wild. Fyre, now half awake, looked over at them. "Why are you cheering? It's not Azula...at least, I don't think..." Fyre closed her eyes and kicked Passion with her foot.
"What do you want?" Passion muttered to her.
Fyre blinked. "I don't remember. Something to do with Avie's? I think I had a piece of paper to remind me, but I don't remember much right now."
Passion helped her friend up. "Read this and see if you remember."
Fyre stared at her blankly. "Yes."
"Greatest Story: InspiredByFyre by Marvin, Sick of Tea by Bob, Circus Freak by Jiao-Jie, The Missing Piece Book 2: Earth by PureJasmineBlossom
"Best Random Ship moment: Zuko-as-Aang with Katara: Zuanara (Author?), Cabbage Mersa (Love is a Garden; Oreo), Foamzula (Brownies?; Bananas),
"Weirdest Story: Brownies? by Bananas, Elevator Talk by Luna Cat Kitty, Ozai's Barbecue Adventures by Luna Cat Kitty, Spry's Apple Pie in your Eye by Spry
"Best Chapter in FGTC: 36; Iroh, 1; Kidnapped!, 27; I AM NOT CRAZY!, 35; Mai
"Fyre Award: Week of Fyre by Bananas, Holding Hands by Sofia, Bring Me all your elderly! By RainandRoses
"Panakin Award: Found by Fyre, Spry's Apple Pie in Your Eye by Spry
"Summer Award: Week of Fyre by Bananas, Kidnapped Insanity by Embrace-your-Insanity,
"Jiao-Jie award: Brownies? by Bananas, Bring Me all your Elderly! By RainandRoses
"Passion Award: Found by Fyre, Winner by Panakin, The Elegant Orchid by Mei-chan4"
Passion smiled. "This is the final count-a-ma-jiggy, so now it's time to vote! Be sure to vote for all – or at least, most – of the categories before the next installment of the greatest Award Show in the history of Fyre's Guide to Creativity!"
Fyre shook her head. "That's not it...it had something to do with Summer's Day and Failure Reviewers and...the Beatles?" Fyre asked, staring at one of the strobe lights. Passion gripped Fyre's shoulders and turned her body to look away from the lights.
"Maybe it was something creative?" Passion asked.
"Ooh yeah," Fyre drawled. "This is for all of you who can't come up with an idea for a fic on your own. You have been sitting here all month, waiting for me to update and make your crummy Fanfiction life better. Well now that we're running out of paper to write all these ideas down on, it's your turn to come up with some ideas," Fyre said. "Here's how I come up with ideas:"
1. WATCH AN EPISODE OF AVATAR. There are so many times I ask myself 'What if so-and-so happened differently?'
2. Write down the 'What if's' I have processed.
3. Think 'Would the story line ACTUALLY change if this happened?' (Like, I wouldn't put down 'What if Zuko was banished at 14 instead of 13?' 'cause, what would that do?)
4. Search them on FFN (Look up the main characters and genre and see if anything like it has been done a million times over. If so, I don't bother clogging up the fandom.)
5. Think of an episode where that What if could occur. (Example: What if Azula kept falling in the Southern Raiders? Okay, that one's easy, but still.)
6. See if the whole series would get messed up if that happened.
7. Re-watch the said episode. Nothing is better at being canon than canon.
8. Start writing!
9. When I finish, I read it over again and make sure it hasn't been done a million times over.
10. PUBLISH!
"And if none of that works, I just take a shower, sing 'Fireflies', attempt to do the splits, drink some Dr. Pepper, and bother Pana until something comes to me," Fyre shrugged. Panakin nodded softly from her little place next to the stage.
Summer sat up. "Didn't you send me this for a chapter of Summer's Day?"
"Yes, but I got tired of waiting for you to update," Fyre responded.
Summer threw both hands up in the air. "Oh yes, because I have had so much time. It's not like I've spent the last month stuck in a freaky warehouse with a bunch of cartoon characters and a psychopath kidnapper. It's all my fault I haven't updated."
Fyre stared at her blankly. "Yes."
Passion raised an eyebrow. "To be fair, you've had a laptop and Wi-Fi plus some free time. There's really not much of an excuse."
Summer smiled at Passion. "What's yours?"
"I have been being chased around by Ozai and a flying lemur all month! Ozai tried to burn my eye out of socket! And I have an excuse; do you not remember that I have been clinically proven that I am insane? Did you forget that, Summer?" Passion retorted.
Summer stared at her blankly. "Yes."
Passion turned back to the Audience and gave a huge smile that looked like one of those cool emoticons. "Be sure to tune in next time for these awards, plus a surprise, and a special guest star; Zuko!" She cried, throwing her hands towards the Fire Lord.
Zuko looked up in horror. "I am not singing Baby again."
Azula smirked. "He's not."
Fyre jumped in front of the camera. "I LOVE PURPLE PUPPIES!" She shrieked, shaking the camera until the cameraman got incredibly dizzy, fainted, then was awoken by Fyre's screaming. Passion stared at her friend in horror.
"Yeah, we're gonna need some more meds?" She said, raising an eyebrow.
Author's Notes: Be sure to vote for the final installment of 'The Avie's!'
