Dear Diary,
So the teasing about the pictures didn't get better as I expected.
It actually got worse when they all made posters out of their favorite one.
They hang them up on their doors, so we could see whose room it was.
Yeah, that's just what I needed. Seeing myself naked every day.
They actually took their time to hang on up on my door. They picked one that
would suit me the best. It was me pointing two water guns at nothing in particular,
looking like a tough guy. Oh and I'm naked. Yeah, they said the childishness fitted me the best.
Thank you very much…
This led to me doing something very strange. I actually asked for a mission.
Yes, I know, crazy right? I just can't stand being here any longer!
I can handle Sasori alone and he's not even the worst one. He just wants me
to stay away from Itachi and uses the pictures to make clear what he wants me to do.
I did the same to him and made clay puppets to show him what I wanted him to do.
Get out, was my answer.
So you understand now why we are in the open air again. Can you feel the wind
caressing through your pages? Feels good right? And I made a new kind of flying creature.
Do you like bats? I watched Batman the other day and now I'm a fan. Did you hear his deep voice,
it's to die for. It made me all tingly inside. I can't wait for the new one to come out!
Maybe I can drag someone to join me. I need someone to go with to the movies.
It's just sad if I go alone and I can't buy my diary a ticket. Or can I?
Sasori is looking at the structure of my bat and then shook his head.
Does he have a problem with my creations? I will make him have a problem with it!
He will regret the day he first said that art was eternal!
I blew off one if his arms. Serves him right. You don't see me giving his works a dirty look.
I still hate them, but they can be pretty useful. Especially when we run into enemies
and I can let Sasori fight them. I'm just really lazy, that's why I never leave the base.
I can just sit on my ass the entire day and watch movies. Did you see Thor?
What a delicious looking man that is. Seriously, did you see those muscles?
I mean I drooled the entire movie. Will there be a sequel, because I really need to see that one!
He plays in other movies too? Which ones? We so need to go!
That's a weird looking bird. It has a black line surrounding it. I saw this tick commercial once
and when you put that stuff on the animal, it got a line like that. I didn't think you would actually see it,
but I will definitely not get it for Gayfish now. He would look ridiculous.
Did he just call me a fangirl? Who is this guy anyway and why is he standing on that weird bird?
Yes, I know he can ask the same thing about me. Still, he's weird. And I'm not a fangirl!
Where the hell did he get that idea from? I will have a talk with this guy.
Love, Deidara
Characters © Masashi Kishimoto
And the winner is... Adamantyne! She will think about what she wants to see in a new chapter first, so I will just continue with Sai as you already noticed.
And yes, I think Chris Hemsworth is pretty hot... Do not judge me!XD
