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The Warning: This chapter contains some slight sexual humor, friendly butt squeezing, a horror movie that was apparently banned in over fifty countries before being released, some shout outs and a bit of kissing. You have been warned but it is nothing M rated nor will it ever be.

Pairings: SpiderxQuana BarneyxLavender JimmyxEleanor AndyxMable GaryxRaven VinniexUzuri OscarxXaria

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Note: Sorry for the wait everyone; I've been very busy with real life due to being in sixth from and being a little ill recently. But I've been working on this chapter for hours now; so I hope you all enjoy it as I aim to please! Also, this chapter contains a reference to Survivor and a reference to Survivor Fan Characters … see if you can spot them!

Murderers are as crazy as Ripper Roo!


It was late afternoon on camp Wawanakwa; the sun was starting to set on the horizon and the sky was a delightful orangey pink color on this fine summer evening. Chris Maclean stood on the dock of shame and waved to the camera.

"Last time on Total Drama Letterz. The final five campers basked in the afterglow of Kasimar's elimination the day before. We learnt a few interesting things such as the fact Tabitha sleeps with a stuffed unicorn and Eleanor was starting to fall in love with Jimmy. Girls are so sappy and stupid right? Haha!"

"I gave the final five quite a difficult challenge. Wallace was up to no good and intended to cover all of Wawanakwa in smelly disgusting clams with the use of his latest evil invention; the Clam Cannon 8000! The final five had to confront Wallace on top of the thousand foot cliff and put a stop to his nefarious scheme!"

"While the five remaining idiots headed for the cliff Wallace tried to make our resident scare baby Carlton a tough guy. He tried teaching him bad manners, bad etiquette and how to face his fears. In the end it didn't seem to work so well as Carlton is still scared of pretty much everything in the known universe! Sucks to be him! Haha!"

"Wallace had decided to give the final five a sporting chance at defeating him and they found a pile of makeshift weapons waiting for them at the bottom of the cliff. After arming themselves up they stormed up the cliff to stop Wallace … but things are rarely as simple as they first appear! Haha!"

"Tabitha had overheard Jimmy in the confessional earlier that day; she learnt that he switched the votes to get rid of Kasimar. With this info in mind Tabitha subtly played on Jimmy's kind nature and way of doing the right thing. Soon she had Jimmy feeling very guilty about being a 'cheater' like Wallace and Kasimar. Oh; and Spider got blown up by a land mine but who the hell cares?"

"A little further up the hill Wallace unleashed his next 'evil plan'. He rolled a boulder down the hill in hopes of crushing one of his adversaries. The plan was a success as Lavender was flattened and through she survived it probably hurt … and I say brilliant because I hate that girl just like everyone I bet!"

"Tabitha, Eleanor and Jimmy made it to the top of the cliff to confront Wallace; while Carlton ran and hid Wallace wasn't one to flee from a fight. He used dynamite on the three 'good guys' and bought his Clam Cannon 8000 into the battle! A couple of seconds later Tabitha was sent over the edge of the cliff and down to the water below! Priceless! Haha!"

"Jimmy managed to destroy the Clam Cannon but Eleanor managed to take out Wallace and won immunity. We later learnt that Wallace had let Eleanor beat him so she would win immunity as compensation for what Kasimar had done to her. What a pussy!"

"At the bonfire ceremony it came down to Tabitha and Jimmy. Tabitha's manipulation from earlier had paid off as Jimmy voted for himself due to guilt and Tabitha narrowly scraped through. Jimmy said his goodbyes and walked the dock of shame."

"Before Jimmy left Eleanor caught up to give him a proper goodbye. Jimmy explained what he had done and why. In the end the two shared a kiss and hooked up. Laaaaaaame! Haha!"

"Only four campers are left in the game; we're in the final hurdles of the marathon! So what's going to happen on today's episode? Will Tabitha's cover ever get blown or will she weasel her way to the end? Will Eleanor be able to continue without Jimmy by her side? Will anybody sing in the shower? And will anybody die? Find out the answers to most of these question, and probably more, right now on Total Drama Letterz!"


(Theme song, I wanna be famous)


Eleanor was sitting on her bed looking into the cage her ferrets lived in; she was currently stroking Frost and was deep in thought over the events of the previous night. Big things had happened during the competition, both good and bad, but the previous night topped it all.

Jimmy had been voted off. But he wasn't really unhappy with it; on the contrary he hadn't really minded. Jimmy explained to Eleanor before he left that he had switched the votes during the Silent Hill challenge to get rid of Kasimar and keep Eleanor in the game. But his guilty conscience took over and he had felt like a cheater. Before he left something big happened.

Eleanor and Jimmy kissed and became a couple.

Eleanor felt truly happy and vowed to continue in the competition no matter what;' Jimmy was going to be rooting for her and that was all the support she needed. Eleanor had wondered what her parents would think of her getting in a relationship but felt sure they'd be fine with it.

"I miss you Jimmy…" Mumbled Eleanor softly and quietly. "I'd really like to hear one of your jokes about now even if they can be groan inducing."

"Talking to yourself?" Asked Lavender as she walked into the cabin. "Do you miss Jimmy Eleanor?"

"As if you didn't already know." Replied Eleanor with a small smile. "He's my first boyfriend and he's gone just as we hook up. You understand don't you? Or am I being too angsty?"

"I completely understand." Assured Lavender kindly. "Too angsty would be Edward from Twilight. I felt sad when Barney was voted off. Still; you'll see him again in a few days. If the voted off campers are coming back in the finals you'll see him then if you make it that far."

"I didn't think of it that way; thanks Lavender." Smiled Eleanor as she sat up and got to her feet. "Speaking of relationships … have you and Barney shared an ice cream sundae while holding hands under the table? I've seen couples do that on TV occasionally."

Lavender blushed and tried to keep a straight face.

"We haven't done that … yet … but we have done other things." Said Lavender as she turned to leave the cabin.

"Like what?" Asked Eleanor in great interest.

"Sunscreen." Said Lavender simply.


Confessional: Sunscreen is the sun's TV! *rimshot*

Eleanor: What did Lavender mean by sunscreen? … (Eleanor gasps and giggles) My oh my!

Lavender: I wonder if it was wise to give Eleanor that hint. (Lavender thinks for a moment). Nah; even if she figures it out she won't tell anybody anyway.


Spider was sitting on the edge of the dock of shame looking out at the golden horizon. The great glorious sun was starting to set and as he looked out at it an eagle flew past it. The evening breeze blew lightly against Spider in an enjoyable way. For a while Spider had been reflecting on the competition thus far; it was now very nearly over and against all odds he had made it to the final four.

"Our story began only twenty *cough* six days ago ... but so much has happened since then *cough* that it almost feels like an eternity. To think that I thought I'd *cough* be voted off early." Mused Spider. "Now I'm in the final four and I'm *sneeze* the last of the guys left standing."


Confessional: It's 3:1 in the girls favor!

Spider: I'm feeling pretty good about myself for *cough* making it this far. Just goes to show even an underdog can *cough* get far in a competition. My only problem is that my *gag* remaining competition are all strong and could *cough* easily team up to take me out.


As Spider looked out at the horizon he heard footsteps walking down the dock; two seconds later Tabitha sat down next to him.

"Chris may be one of the worst people it has been my great displeasure to meet … but he did pick out a nice island." Said Tabitha while looking out at the horizon that was so close yet so far.

"Beautiful sunset isn't *cough* it?" Agreed Spider. "I'm guessing that the worst person *cough* you've met is Kasimar right?"

"Of course … him among a few others." Said Tabitha indifferently. "So … just three more days to go and it'll all be over. We've lost friends along the way … but I think with all the insane people gone it'll be smooth sailing till the finish."

"I have a bad feeling that the *cough* last three challenges will be the hardest of *sneeze* all." Mumbled Spider nervously.

"Maybe; but I'm sure we managed them if we've lasted as long as we have." Said Tabitha in thought. "So; what's it like being the last guy left in the competition?"

"I feel like *cough* lonely George." Replied Spider.

"… Isn't he … err … that tortoise who is the only one of his kind left?" Recalled Tabitha vaguely.

"That's the one." Nodded Spider. "I'm in a sort of similar *cough* position; I'm the only guy left and I'm on an *gag* exotic-ish island."

"Well think of it this way; you have three pretty girls on the island with you." Smirked Tabitha.

"Err … that's not a positive considering I'm already *cough* with Quana and very happy about it." Said Spider while looking at his shoes.

"Well that's nice." Smiled Tabitha falsely. "I want to ask you a small favor."

"Sure; what is *cough* it?" Asked Spider.

"Could you not vote for me at the next ceremony; I have a strong feeling I may be going if I don't win immunity." Said Tabitha with a pretend look of angst. "If you don't vote for me I'll make sure that you make it to the finals … you have my word."

"Well … Eleanor and Lavender are my *cough* friends … but if I win the money I'd share it *cough* with Quana … err … you have a deal … but just for *gag* today."

"Not a problem." Said Tabitha in understanding. "Thank you Spider."


Confessional: Nyan cat! Meow!

Tabitha: It's kind of ironic in a way; I'm allying myself, temporarily of course, to Spider … the person who I gave an allergic reaction and gotten his girlfriend voted off. The amusing part is that he doesn't suspect a thing. This game is just too easy.

Spider: I have a sudden good feeling and *cough* I don't think it's due to allying with Tabitha. What could this mean?


A little while later Chris called the final four campers to the dock of shame. He for some reason had a very sadistic look on his face but quickly changed his expression once he saw the campers looking suspicious.

"Well guys; you've made it to the final four." Said Chris with a small sign of being slightly impressed. "Only three challenges to go and we'll have our winner; personally I hardly expected you four to get this far … seriously! Spider's a sick germ sponge, Eleanor's a weak little girl, Lavender is the devil and Tabitha was on a really weak team … but bigger surprises have happened on reality television I suppose."

"Yeah; I'm very surprised that a moron like you managed to get on reality TV … I would have expected you to be a model for adult diapers." Snarked Lavender while the other three laughed.

"Shut up!" Screamed Chris while stomping his feet immaturely and screwing his fists into balls. "How dare you talk to the magnificent me like that!"

"After being a bigoted prat to us *cough* for so long I don't blame *cough* her." Remarked Spider.

Chris's response was drowned out by the horn of the boat of losers but if you could read lips you would be horrified at the vulgar content; even Eric Cartman would be horrified it was that bad.

The boat of losers pulled up to the dock and just floated there; a curtain was drawn around the front to stop the final four from seeing what was inside.

"Since you four idiots have made it so far I thought I'd be nice. I have a little surprise for most of you." Grinned Chris. "Come on out everyone!"

A moment later Quana leapt down from the boat followed by Jimmy; behind them Barney carefully got off due to still being on his crutches.

"Quana!" Grinned Spider in delight as his girlfriend hugged him tightly. "I've really *cough* missed you!"

"I've missed you too." Cooed Quana. "It's been fun at the Playa Des losers but it's a lot more fun hanging out with you."

While Spider and Quana conversed Jimmy walked over to Eleanor with a big smile and gave her a hug.

"I'm glad I can finally see you again." Smiled Jimmy.

"But it's only been a day." Giggled Eleanor.

"Really? It felt so much longer to me." Chuckled Jimmy as Eleanor gave him a small peck on the cheek.

"Ahoy mermaid!" Waved Barney as Lavender ran up to him, tightly hugged him and gave him a big kiss. "Missed me?"

"… Duh me heartie!" Laughed Lavender.

Tabitha watched the happy reunions and turned to Chris.

"I don't suppose I have any special reward?" Asked Tabitha. "And are Jimmy, Barney and Quana returning to the competition?"

"Nope!" Laughed Chris sadistically. "You don't have a boyfriend, or girlfriend! Haha! Naturally because of that I can't give you anything! Sucks to be you! And also, no, Jimmy, Barney and Quana are only here for today. They'll be leaving tonight."

Tabitha growled but quickly shook off her anger.

"Whatever; so, what's the challenge today?" Inquired Tabitha dryly.

"It's not ready yet." Replied Chris. "Feel free to hang out and do whatever until I tell you otherwise."

Chris left while mumbling something about getting a super hot chick's number while the final four and three ex campers looked amongst each other.

"If anybody needs me I'll be putting laxatives in Chris's latte." Said Tabitha as she left the others. "Besides; I think you three couples would appreciate the alone time."

Tabitha left and Lavender quickly grabbed Barney's arm.

"I'll see you four later; this one is coming with me!" Said Lavender genkily like her boyfriend and began pulling Barney towards the girl's side of the Team Grenade cabin.

"So … care for a walk in the woods Eleanor?" Offered Jimmy shyly.

"You know it." Smiled Eleanor as she held Jimmy's hand and they headed off into the woods.

Spider and Quana exchanged a glance and smiled warmly.

"So; what do you *cough* want to do now?" Asked Spider nervously.

"How about a nice stroll along the beach?" Asked Quana. "Or maybe we could watch the sunset if you like."

"Let's watch the sunset; it sounds *cough* quite pleasant." Smiled Spider as he held Quana's hand.

"Are you just saying that because you know there is a very good chance I'll end up snuggling with you?" Giggled Quana.

"Err…" Stammered Spider.

"Don't worry; I'm just teasing you." Smirked Quana before gaining a sly smile. "…But still…"


Confessional: Confess to your crime in here!

Lavender: I'm not one of those airheaded cheerleaders who loves making out twenty four seven … but I just had to do that. If you were me then you would understand.

Tabitha: I was lucky enough to just so happen to find some laxatives in a locked trunk under Chris's bed. What were the odds? (Tabitha laughs)

Spider: (He is just smiling; he notices the camera and waves. After that he then continues smiling)


A while later Jimmy and Eleanor were walking through the woods holding hands. Taking a nature walk was very enjoyable in their opinion and Wawanakwa had wonderful wildlife despite being the domain of a hair gel loving latté slurping mad man. The two kids were talking about anything that came to mind as they walked along.

"So what's your favorite flavor of soda?" Asked Jimmy.

"Anything cherry flavored or lemon lime." Replied Eleanor. "So what do you prefer? Coke or Pepsi?"

"…Aren't they the same drink?" Joked Jimmy half seriously and half sillyly.

"True, true." Giggled Eleanor. "This is nice isn't it? A walk through the forest at sunset, birds chirping, just the two of us."

"How are your ferrets doing?" Asked Jimmy hesitantly. "I mean, well, you know … umm … I'm gonna stop talking now."

"Don't worry about it Jimmy." Said Eleanor as she looked wistfully up at the clouds. "I'm fine and I'm sure Frost and Dandelion will be fine as well … life goes on with or without you."

A leaf fell from a tree and the wind blew it along until it landed at Eleanor's feet.

"So Jimmy; what's the Playa Des Losers like?" Asked Eleanor interestedly.

"I haven't been there very long, and I can say with no uncertainty … its super awesome!" Grinned Jimmy as he and Eleanor sat down on a log. "It's relaxing, the Jacuzzi is great, the weather is somehow always cloudless even if rain had been predicted on the weather forecast … and they even have waffles! Though there is something else you might find interesting."

"Really? What's that?" Asked Eleanor as she absent mindedly played with one of her long blond curls.

"Well; I was walking around the Hotel … and I heard some screaming and wailing coming from behind a door that had the words 'Total Ousted Alphabet' on it. I peeked in and I saw Kasimar stuck in a chair getting electrocuted while being forced to listen to the SpongeBob Squarepants theme song on an endless loop; I have to say that I found it satisfying to see that complete monster get everything that he deserves."

"And it's all thanks to you." Smiled Eleanor as she laid her left hand on the log. "If you hadn't switched the votes then it wouldn't have been possible.

"Thanks; but I wouldn't feel right if I won after I cheated. But if you win then it'll be as happy as the ending of the first Harry Potter movie." Said Jimmy as he laid his hand down on Eleanor's. "I don't have a clue what today's challenge is … but I'll help you in any way I can if Chris allows it."

"Since when do we care what Chris says?" Asked Eleanor with a raised eyebrow.

"…Good point." Said Jimmy as he and Eleanor began to laugh.


Confessional: As pointy as a pointy pencil!

Jimmy: I think Kasimar is still being tortured at this very moment; normally I'd help somebody in need but I think I'll make an exception this time. (Jimmy smirks).

Eleanor: That sounds really painful … but Kasimar has had plenty of chances to change his ways and ignored them all; therefore he is not entitled to any of my sympathy. And besides; the Nyan Cat would be much more effective, that's way more annoying than the SpongeBob theme song.


Lavender and Barney were both in what was once the girl's side of the Team Grenade cabin. They were currently doing a dignified and sophisticated hobbie that most teenagers did with their significant other. In case you somehow haven't worked it out yet … they were making out.

"I can see why teens on TV love doing this so much." Giggled Lavender as she and Barney kissed.

"It helps that you're a good kisser and you're kips are as soft as a marshmallow yaaar!" Flirted Barney.

"A weird analogy yet it's still somehow flattering." Chuckled Lavender as she ruffled Barney's hair.

While Lavender smooched Barney he suddenly had a slightly naughty idea; in one swift motion he squeezed Lavender's butt.

"EEP!" yelped Lavender as she realized what Barney had done.

"You like?" Grinned Barney while raising his blond eyebrows up and down.

"You naughty boy!" Snapped Lavender but Barney could tell she wasn't angry due to the mischievous look on her face. "Give me a warning next time you're gonna do that!"

"Where's the fun in that mermaid?" Asked Barney as Lavender got up off him which allowed him to sit up as well; he straightened out his blond dreadlocks continued speaking. "Besides; you're the one wearing my hat me heartie!"

Lavender was indeed wearing Barney's hat; as she blushed in embarrassment she handed it back to him.

"I never would have thought a pirate could possibly be romantic." Murmured Lavender.

"I'm like whipton iced tea; don't doubt me till you try me." Joked Barney. "So with kissing and friendly butt squeezing aside; I overheard Chris say that the challenge was going to be a hard one savvy. I'd recommend being on your guard as you never know what that slimy Skazzatrazz will do next. I'm proud that you've got so far in the contest me red haired sea lass; just three more opponents to beat … though the problem for me is if you and Spider are the final two; I'd love to support and help you since you're my girlfriend yaaar … but Spider is one of my best friends too yaaar."

"Let me put your worries into this perspective … if you don't support me I'm suspending your butt squeezing privileges for three weeks!" Threatened Lavender playfully.

"One of the things I most like about you is your assertiveness yaaar." Smiled Barney.


Confessional: Asserting your opinion is vital when it comes to politics!

Barney: I attract the ladies even more than Jack Sparrow yaaar! (Barney raises his eyebrows up and down).

Lavender: Barney told me a joke today? Wanna hear it … I'm assuming you've said yes. Ok; what's the difference between Chris Maclean and a coconut? One is thick and hairy … the other is a coconut!

Chris: (He is screaming in anger). Shut up you wretched failed abortion! I'm ten times the man you'll ever be … especially as you're not even a man! Haha! Good one Chris my man. (Chris smiles smugly).


Spider and Quana were sitting next to each other on the beach watching the sunset; Quana had read in books and magazines before that sunsets were romantic and now she knew it to be true.

"Isn't this lovely my little arachnid?" Asked Quana as she lay her head on Spider's shoulder. "I've really been looking forward to some 'us' time. I think if there was a song to describe our relationship it would be Can You Feel The Love Tonight."

"I quite agree my *cough* Hispanic Beauty." Smiled Spider. "I don't think anything could ruin this *cough* moment."

"Exactly." Smiled Quana before she casually added. "So … wanna see my boobs?"

"What?" Stammered Spider in shock, nervousness, panic and embarrassment. Quana began laughing and giggled mirthfully.

"I'm just fooling around; you should have seen the look on your face!" Laughed Quana as she wrapped an arm around Spider.

"You really know how *cough* to tease me." Murmured Spider with an amused sigh.

"And don't you forget it." Grinned Quana. "But don't worry; a healthy in badonkadonk's is natural for a teenage guy."

Spider hid his blushing embarrassed face and groaned.

"Oh come here you!" Smiled Quana as she lovingly hugged Spider. "I'm just teasing you; lots of couples do that. You can tease me if you want to."

"Ok, err … you're butt is as firm as the support *cough* beam's in a mint condition house." Smirked Spider.

Now it was Quana's turn to blush in embarrassment; while she nervously giggled Spider continued.

"And your panties are as orange *cough* as an orange." Teased Spider.

"Ok, ok, we're even. You're embarrassing me!" Groaned Quana shyly but still sounding amused.

"So … since Chris will probably make this challenge *cough* really hard due to it being one of the *cough* last three … how about a kiss for good *cough* luck?" Asked Spider nervously.

"… Pucker up Spider!" Grinned Quana flirtatiously.

Quana leaned in and she and Spider began to smooch; a few seconds of kissing later the intercom crackled into life and Chris began to speak.

"Attention campers and ex campers; please report to the amphitheatre for the first part of today's ... well … tonight's challenge! This one is sure not going to be fun for you losers! Haha!" Laughed Chris. "That is all."

A second later a loud fart echoed across camp from the intercom.

"Aw #bleep#! Not again!" Screamed Chris in rage.


Confessional: Immature fart jokes are so silly! Now mature fart jokes on the other hand are awesome!

Spider: Those who don't learn from their *cough* mistakes, such as Chris, are doomed to *cough* repeat them. And boy; being in love with *cough* Quana is a really nice feeling.

Quana: (She is shaking her head in amusement). Chris is such a butt monkey … that means that he's the butt of every joke, kinda like Charlie Brown or Rodney Trotter.

Chris: Shut up!


Not much later the final four campers and the three ex campers were seated in the amphitheatre; the couples were sitting together and Tabitha sat alone with crossed legs at the front of the bleachers. Chris stood on the stage where a movie screen had been set up like the one from the horror challenge back in season one. A DVD player was hooked up to it and Chris seemed to be holding something behind his back.

"Well everybody; have you had some a nice evening with your lovers?" Asked Chris before continuing without waiting for an answer. "That is what I would ask if I gave two #bleep# and a #bleep# about you. Anyway; you've most certainly noticed the movie screen set up. The first part of tonight's challenge is to watch a movie; can anybody guess what movie it is?"

"Scruff in a Midsummer Night's Dream?" Guessed Jimmy.

"Shallow Hal?" Guessed Lavender.

"Pirates of the Caribbean?" Guessed Barney.

"Some crappy movie that you starred in?" Snarked Tabitha.

"All of your guesses are completely wrong! Haha! … And my movies don't suck!" Snapped Chris. "Anyway; tonight you will all be watching…

"Get on with it!" Barked Lavender.

"Fine; tonight you are going to be watching Guts and Murder; a horror movie considered the scariest movie of all time! Seriously; it was banned in fifty eight countries before it was even released."

"That movie is rated eighteen." Pointed out Tabitha with a disapproving frown. "I'm the oldest here and I'm only seventeen; making us watch that is illegal."

"So what? It's my show and I can and I will make you losers watch it!" Smirked Chris sadistically. "And by the way; if any of you leave before the movie is over then you'll be walking the dock of shame … and I'm seriously not bluffing."

Chris inserted the DVD into the DVD player and pressed the play button.

"I'll see you idiots later; I'm going to drink a latté and watch people suffer on fear factor." Laughed Chris as he left the area.

"Jimmy…" Murmured Eleanor nervously.

"Yes Eleanor?" Asked Jimmy.

"I'm easily scared by horror movies; do you mind it if I sit on your lap for the movie?" Asked Eleanor shyly. "I'll feel more at ease that way."

"No problem." Assured Jimmy.


Confessional: …Boo!

Spider: (He looks pale as a sheet). Oh … my … God! That movie was *cough* absolutely horrible! Oh man; I'm not going to be sleeping easy tonight.

Eleanor: (She is shaking in fear). I want my mummy.

Barney: (He is in a fetal position sucking his thumb).

Tabitha: (She is gripping her purple hair steaks and looks quite scared). I bet Uzuri would have liked that movie. Whoever made that movie needs psychological help … badly!

Quana: (She is staring into space). That shouldn't have been rating eighteen … it should have been rated one hundred and twenty!


About an hour and a half later it was getting dark and the movie was near the end. Tabitha was shaking, Jimmy and Eleanor were huddled up and had their eyes closed tightly, Quana was hiding her head in Spider's chest while he stroked her hair and looked freaked out; Barney and Lavender looked a little creeped out but were taking it a little better than the others.

In the movie the killer finished off the last character with an angle grinder; blood splattered on the screen and the credits started to roll.

"It is … over?" Whimpered Eleanor while still hiding her face.

"Don't worry … that mess of a movie has finished." Assured Tabitha. "…So that's what an internet troll would look like in movie form."

"I don't know; it was ok me hearties." Shrugged Barney. "I kinda liked the part where RaspberryBeard stole the Taco and ate it in a tree."

"…What are you talking about Barney?" Asked Lavender in confusion. "That didn't happen at all."

"Oh, you see; when a movie starts to seriously suck seaweed I make up my own movie in my head yaaar." Explained Barney nonchalantly.

"Are there people like that in the real world?" Asked Jimmy shakily; he had pulled his beanie over his eyes.

"Sadly there are." Frowned Quana sadly. "Kasimar was just one of the many sadistic sociopaths in our world."

"Like Chris." Chimed in Spider.

"Exactly." Said Quana bitterly.

A silence rose through the air for a whole two minutes.

"Where is Chris anyway?" Asked Tabitha. "Shouldn't he be announcing the next part of the challenge?"

"Maybe he's waiting for us back at camp yaaar. Let's go and find him." Suggested Barney.

"Good idea; I'd like to kick him in the nuts for making us watch that horrid movie." Growled Eleanor while still looking frightened; Jimmy squeezed her hand to comfort her.

"Let's get going *cough* then." Said Spider as they headed back to camp.


Confessional: Camp Crapanakwa!

Lavender: I wonder if I could sue Chris for making us watch that movie that was out of our age range.


The seven campers headed back to camp; as they looked around Quana suddenly screamed. Spider was to her aid immediately.

"Are you ok *cough* Quana?" Asked Spider in concern.

"C … c … c … Chris is dead!" Said Quana in terror as she pointed head.

Everyone looked where Quana was pointing and saw something shocking; Chris's dead body was lying sprawled out on the ground in a pool of what looked like blood. He had been gutted and a few bullet holes were visible on his chest.

"Oh … oh my god." Said Jimmy as he looked terrified and sickened.

"Don't worry Jimmy." Assured Tabitha while looking unimpressed at the body. "This is just part of the challenge."

"How do *cough* you know?" Asked Spider.

"Think about it; Chris just made us watch a horrible scary slasher film and now he's suddenly 'died' which implies a killer is around. This sounds like a challenge … and also, he did this exact same challenge last season." Explained Tabitha logically.

"Maybe you're right." Murmured Lavender as she huddled against Barney. "But … just to be sure … Barney, could you check if the body is real or fake?"

"No problem mermaid." Nodded Barney as he began to look over the body and investigate it. "Wait; he's holding something."

Barney took a folded up newspaper out of Chris's hand and passed it to the others.

"What does it say?" Asked Quana. "Can you read it to us?"

"Sure; here goes." Said Lavender as she began to read.


Mass Murderer Escapes Asylum

Earlier last night a Texan mass murderer known as Hussle Rantz escaped a maximum security asylum for the criminally insane during a power cut. He is armed and highly dangerous. It is believed he is carry weapons stolen from the asylums confiscated weapons room ranging from knives, pistols and sleeping gas bombs to a mere flyswatter.

Hussle Rantz was imprisoned twenty five years ago when he slaughtered a group of fifty fishermen at a fishing convention on a small Island in Muskoka known as Wawanakwa Island which is currently used for the reality show 'Total Drama Letterz'. His motives were unclear but psychological experts say he lacks sanity and has what is known as a criminally clouded mind. He spent six summers at Camp Wawanakwa as a young boy and is believed to be returning there as he feels it is his 'home'. Do not risk apprehended Rantz; if you sight him or even if you hear anything at all about his location contact authorities immediately.


Lavender finished reading the newspaper and looked shaky. The others were all wide eyed except Tabitha who looked passive and Barney who was still examining the body.

"Don't worry guys." Assured Tabitha. "How would he get to Muskoka from Texas in one night? And even then, he'd have to steal a boat to get here; boat security would be tight and I am doubting he would be able to swim here."

"Yeah; Tabitha's right, Chris is just trying to scare us." Said Eleanor as she began to calm down.

"Eek!" Yelped Barney as he leapt away from the body with a panicked expression on his face.

"What is it Barney?" Asked Lavender to her boyfriend.

"Guys … we're in deep shit … that body … is real." Said Barney while sounding genuinely afraid.

Now everyone was truly scared; even Tabitha looked completely horrified.

"Quick; into the mess *cough* Barricade the doors!" Ordered Spider as he held Quana close to him. "If we can stop Hussle Rantz getting to us until morning we'll be ok; its likely help will arrive before long since the show is live."

"Good thinking Spider." Nodded Tabitha as the four campers and three ex campers quickly ran into the mess hall. Once inside they began moving around the tables, chairs and other furniture to barricade themselves in.


Kitchen Confessional: Yay! We've got a new residence!

Tabitha: Until further notice myself and the others are not going to risk using the normal confessional; we'll be using the camera in the kitchen pantry for now. I feel scared; is this how it will end? I've been miserable plenty of times before … but this … this tops all of those times.

Spider: I don't know why … but the name 'Hussle Rantz sounds *cough* familiar. But that's not important. (Spider hangs his head and looks distraught). This is like a *cough* real life slasher movie. I don't want to die! There *cough* are so many things I haven't gotten to do *cough* yet…


Chris watched the campers panicking from a tent in the woods; he was looking at the camera screens and laughed sadistically to himself.

"This is great! It's even better than R rated adult movies on cable! Haha!" Laughed Chris horribly. "It was good thinking of mine to send Chef to the Playa Des losers for some 'time off'. He's such a gullible idiot! And boy; there interns did great plastic surgery on that body I stole from the morgue.

"This isn't very nice Chris." Said a person standing in the tent wearing an asylum outfit and armed with some mostly fake weapons. "This is really, really, really mean!"

"Oh shut up!" Snapped Chris. "Be thankful I actually swallowed my pride to let you help with the challenge. Now you know what you have do right?"

"Capture the final four and bring them here right?" Said the mystery person.

"Yep … and make sure to scare them and harm them as much as you can without killing them." Cackled Chris. "Your targets are the final four … but giving the three ex campers a scare is something I'd encourage."

"I'm not going to hurt them." Frowned the person. "And what if they recognize my voice? I'm pretty sure they will; especially you know who."

"Use this." Said Chris in a board tone as he tossed a mask to the mystery person. "As long as you wear that your voice will be altered so nobody will recognize you."

The person put the mask on; the mask itself was almost like a skull but was more like a blood red version of the mask of the killer in Scream.

"So; when do I start the scaring?" Asked the person.

"I'd say now is as good a time as any." Smirked Chris.

"Ok; here I go!" Grinned the unknown person as he or she walked to the open entrance flap of the tent. "And by the way; you're as ugly as a licker from Resident evil!"

With that being said the mystery person happily ran from the tent and towards camp. Chris blinked and then snarled in anger.

"I hate that retard!" Snarled Chris as he took out a latté. "Ah Mr. Latté, you are my one and only friend!"

Chris chugged the latté in three gulps and let out a content belch.

"That was nice … though it tasted a little funny." Said Chris with a 'hmmm'.

Suddenly Chris felt a bit of pain in his stomach area.

"…Arrrgh! Bathroom!" Wailed Chris as he ran to a port-o-potty that had been set up nearby; it looked like he had drank the latté that Tabitha had put laxatives in earlier.


Oh no! This looks liker a challenge that will really scare the campers. But who will be brave and confront the killer? Who will make it to the final three? And who is the killer anyway? I'll give you a hint … it's one of the voted off campers!

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