Marguerite teaches Percy how to cook. . . with somewhat predictable results. From Percy's Gadzooks. Many thanks for the laugh, my friend!
Baking Cookies
"I just crack the egg and empty it into the bowl?"
"Correct, now stir in the flour slowly... I said slowly!"
A cloud of white powder enveloped the room. Sir Percy wiped the flour out of his eyes and looked at his flour-covered wife and they both started laughing.
"I said slowly, didn't I?"
