A/N: Thanks for the reviews guys :) This one is dedicated to sliceless- happy birthday! Sorry it's late :P And seeing as it' is (well, was...) her birthday, this will follow a birthday theme... But who's birthday? ;] xxxx
-Jackie Chan has entered the conversation-
-Sexy Techie has entered the conversation-
-BIG C,INNIT has entered the conversation-
-I love sex with john has entered the conversation-
I love sex with John says- Hey guys! How are we all?
Sexy Techie says- Alright :) Ben's playing with the building blocks you got him, thanks Owen :)
BIG C,INNIT says- ahh, so u'll let ma son play with OWEN'S gifts but not MINE?
Jackie Chan says- Well to be fair Big C, I wouldn't be too happy if someone came along and gave my baby a gun to play with.
BIG C,INNIT says- ITZ SO BEN CAN KILL DA PPL DAT PISS HIM OFF, INNIT!
-Jones,Ianto Jones has entered the conversation-
Jones,Ianto Jones says- Let's hope it's you, ay?
Jackie Chan says- I love how you always pop up whenever a sarcastic comment needs saying.
Jones,Ianto Jones says- What can I say? I get it from my parents.
Jackie Chan says- Speaking of parents... where is-
-Timey Wimey Lord has entered the conversation-
Timey Wimey Lord says- You're still here? Run you fools, run while you cannnnnnnnn!
Sexy Techie says- ...Why?
Timey Wimey Lord says- IT'S THE MASTER'S BIRTHDAY! RUN! RUN WHILE YOU CAN!
Jones,Ianto Jones says- Oh yeah, I completely forgot! You see guys, my dad doesn't really celebrate his birthday. He doesn't really see the point seeing as he's had thousands of them.
Timey Wimey Lord says- If only it was that bloody simple...
Jones,Ianto Jones says- Dad was born on the same day as Frank Seturi, an alien. He died a couple of years ago. He was one of the universe's most wanted.
I love with sex with John says- whhyyy?
Jones,Ianto Jones says- Because he made the biggest, deadliest bombs in the universe
Timey Wimey Lord says- So your father decides to celebrate Seturi's birthday instead of his own by dropping bloody bombs every year!
Sexy Techie says- ...oh dear.
Timey Wimey Lord says- He's dropped them on a different planet every year, and this year it's earth! SO RUN!
BIG C,INNIT says- YOU CAN ALL COME UNDERGROUND 2 MINE INNIT, DEN DA BOMBS CAN'T GET US!
Jackie Chan says- You're willing to let thousands of people die... so long as you're safe?
BIG C,INNIT says- Yeah, pretty much. Gotta look after urslef 1st, den others, innit
Jackie Chan says- ...I agree! Let's go!
Jones,Ianto Jones says- Jack!
Jackie Chan says- What? Every man for themselves...
-Here come the drums has entered the conversation-
Here come the drums says- Hey guys!
Timey Wimey Lord says- !
-Timey Wimey Lord has entered the conversation-
Here come the drums says- ...what's up with him?
Jones,Ianto Jones says- he's freaked out because he reckons you're gonna drop bombs all over the earth
Here come the drums says- Yeah, I am! :D Happy birthday to me! Where first... London or Japan?
Sexy Techie says- Neither!
BIG C,INNIT says- DROP 1 ON DAT ANNOYING GO COMPARE ADVERT MAN!
Sexy Techie says- BIG C!
I love sex with john says- Yeah... tosh? I wouldn't let him anywhere near Ben if I was you.
Here come the drums says- Look, it's my birthday! It's the one day of the year that I'm allowed to do anything I want!
Jackie Chan says- Okay, how about this... you can do anything you want as long as it doesn't wipe out nations or ruin lives. Okay?
Here come the drums says- ...anything?
Jackie Chan says- Anything.
Here come the drums says- ...fine.
TWO HOURS LATER
Sexy Techie says- JACK YOU IDIOT! WHY DID YOU TELL HIM HE COULD DO WHATEVER HE WANTED? YOU IDIOT!
Jackie Chan says- Sorry guys...
Sexy Techie says- HE MADE ALL MY COMPUTERS EXPLODE!
I love sex with John says- No he didn't.
Sexy Techie says- Well he re-wrote them so they hummed the barney theme song whenever you click anything! And in my book, that's almost as bad!
BIG C,INNIT says- HE TOOK MA DIRTY DANCING DVD :(
Jackie Chan says- WELL HE TOLD ME I COULDN'T HAVE SEX WITH IANTO ALL DAY!
Jones,Ianto Jones says- It's funny watching you when you're sex deprived :P
I love sex with John says- Well you're better of then all of the London museums.
Sexy Techie says- ...
Jones,Ianto Jones says- He set fire to them all. And you know that massive statue of grilled cheese in the park near us?
BIG C,INNIT says- Yeahhhh...
Jones,Ianto Jones says- He ordered two million and fifty to be made and all sent to Martha's home.
BIG C,INNIT says- ...rofl.
-Voice Of A Nightingale has entered the conversation-
Voice Of A Nightingale says- IT'S NOT FUNNY! THE CHEESE IS REAL, AND NOW IT'S ATTRACTING BIRDS, SO MY GARDEN IS COVERED WITH PIGEONS! THEY'RE POOING EVERYWHERE, AND MY GARDEN GNOMES ARE COVERED IN SHIT! SO STOP FUCKING LAUGHING!
-Voice Of A Nightingale has left the conversation-
-Here come the drums has entered the conversation-
-Timey Wimey Lord has entered the conversation-
Here come the drums says- ...guess I won't be getting a birthday card from her then!
Sexy Techie says- LISTEN HERE YOU! CHANGE MY COMPUTER BACK OR I'LL-
(A/N: Cuts to five minutes later, because an angry swearing tosh isn't fun ;) )
Sexy Techie says- -AND THEN I'LL SET IT ON FIRE! OKAY?
BIG C,INNIT says- ..o.O
I love sex with John says- ...
Here come the drums says- ...wow, you're scary when you're mad. Anyways, I've gotten bored of annoying you lot, so I'm off to annoy the government.
I love sex with John says- Here's any idea! Why don't you celebrate your birthday like a bloody normal person?
Timey WImey Lord says- Him? Normal? Good luck!
Here come the drums says- Okay... how do you celebrate a birthday normally then?
I love sex with John says- Well... there's usually cake... and presents...
Here come the drums says- Sounds boring.
BIG C,INNIT says- Us weevils go out, get hammered and kill a couple 'a randoms.
Here come the drums says- I-
Timey Wimey Lord says- No, you're not doing that.
Here come the drums says- :(
-Gwen is teh awesome has entered the conversation-
Gwen is teh awesome says- ...sigh.
I love sex with John says- ...anyways, you could have a party!
Here come the drums says- And-
Timey Wimey Lord says- NO we cannot play pin the knife on the Gwen
Gwen is teh awesome says- ....
Jones,Ianto Jones says- I personally think that sounds like a good party game...
BIG C,INNIT says- Nahh, pass da bomb is betta
Timey Wimey Lord says- Don't encourage him.
Jackie Chan says- We could sing happy birthday?
Gwen is teh awesome says- SIGGGGGHHHHH!
Sexy Techie says- ...problem gwen?
Gwen is teh awesome says- oh, it's nothing... I wouldn't want to bother you...
BIG C,INNIT says- Alright, back 2 da planning!
Gwen is teh awesome says- But since you asked...
I love sex with John says- ...who asked?
Gwen is teh awesome says- I was just thinking about all the party decorations in my wardrobe that have never been used, and how awesome it would be to have a party... but it's not like there's anyone here who wants a party...
Here come the drums says- Nope, you're right. there's no one here who wants a party.
Gwen is teh awesome says- IF ONLY it was someone's birthday today. IF ONLY it was a timelord's birthday today. IF ONLY-
Here come the drums says- GWEN...I don't want a party.
Gwen is teh awesome says- But I invited all your best friend!
Timey Wimey Lord says- And there was me thinking I was his best friend :(
Jackie Chan says- You can't be his best friend and his boyfriend, don't be greedy.
Gwen is teh awesome says- Yeah, your best mate Dave. I invited him into the hub!
-Davros has entered the conversation-
Davros says- MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Gwen is teh awesome says- Hey Dave!
Jones,Ianto Jones says- THAT'S DAVROS YOU IDIOT!
Gwen is teh awesome says- See, I thought that too... until he said his name was dave.
Davros says- Happy Birthday Master! I think I'll celebrate by... BLOWING UP TORCHWOOD!
Here come the drums says- FINALLY! SOMETHING IS GOING TO BE BLOWN UP!
Davros says- Wait... you want me to blow something up?
Here come the drums says- YES! I've been wanting something to explode all day!
Davros says- Well... that's gone and messed up my plan.
Timey Wimey Lord says- ...you could stay and have some cake?
Gwen is teh awesome says- Yeah Dave, stay!
Sexy Techie says- For da last time, his name is DAVROS!
BIG C,INNIT says- Yeah! Itz not lyk his real name is Dave but he changes it 2 Davros so he sounds more scarii or anyting!
Davros says- ...
Jones,Ianto Jones says- ...OMFG YOU'RE CALLED DAVE?
Davros says- No... it's Davros... Dave is a stupid name... there's no way my name's dave...
Here come the drums says- You know what? I'm leaving! I'm sick of sitting around here discussing stupid birthday parties. I'm off to celebrate my birthday in style!
-Here come the drums has left the conversation-
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The Next Day
Jones,Ianto Jones says- So what did he do?
Timey Wimey Lord says- Went back in time, grabbed some dinosaurs and dumped them in the middle of Cardiff.
Jones,Ianto Jones says- ...Ah.
A/N: Review please :) Much love xxxxxx
