Me: Welcome to 6 Flags New England!
Erik: I think I'm gonna be sick
Raoul: *Starts getting teary eyed*
Christine: *Bounces excitedly* WOO! YEA! WE'RE HERE! YEA!
Enjolras: These rides don't look so bad...
Me: Good. Then our first stop is to the cyclone
Erik: Not the crazy thing you rode in Georgia right?
Me: Nope, not even close
Enjolras: Look how tame it is! There's barely even a drop in it!
Me: Let's go then!
Christine: *Grabs Raoul's arm and drags him to the coaster* WOO! YEA!
Raoul: Mommy...?
*We get on the coaster, Christine is sitting with Raoul, I'm sitting with Erik, and Enjolras is sitting by himself. We start going up*
Erik: I hate coasters. I hate coasters. I hate coasters
Christine: Isn't this FUN Raoul?
Raoul: Um... Fun?
Enjolras: This is boring
*We get to the top and go down a small hill and around a turn*
Enjolras: Hey wait a minute we're going a bit fast now! *Holds on tighter*
Erik: AHHHHHHHHH!
Raoul: *Starts sobbing as we go down the next hill and straight up again*
Christine: *Throws her hands in the air* YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAA!
Me: *Has a look of horror on her face but is laughing a little*
*The ride ends*
Raoul: *Sobbing hystarrically* C... Ch... Ch... Christine!
Christine: *Hushing him* Raoul you made it see? Wasn't that fun?
Raoul: *Sniffles* I guess so...
Me: NEXT COASTER!
Enjolras: We sure underestimated that last one
Me: Yes I know... This one doesn't look bad
*We watch the coaster called the Thunderbolt go, the wood has paint chipping and shakes like the whole thing's gonna collapse*
Erik: Are you sure this thing is safe?
Me: Positive! Let's go
*We get on, same seating arrangement. We start going up*
Enjolras: This coaster is lame...
Christine: WHEEEEEEEEE!
Raoul: *Whimpering trying not to cry*
Erik: *Holding on like his life depends on it*
Me: Lighten up Erik, see it's not so bad!
*We go down the first hill*
Erik: I... I guess that wasn't so bad
*We finish the ride*
Enjolras: That was dumb
Christine: I thought it was fun. Didn't you Raoul?
Raoul: *Nods slightly, he's so pale he looks like he might pass out*
Me: How about we stop for a minute and let Raoul rest
Christine: NO! MORE COASTERS!
Me: OK OK! Let's go on this inverted one, it's called 'Mind Eraser'
Erik: I don't like the sound of that...
Enjolras: Oh it's small too!
Me: But it goes upside down!
Enjolras: Fair enough, let's GO!
*We get up there and get strapped in*
Erik: I don't like this one as much, the coaster's above us?
Me: That's right
*We start going up*
Raoul: *Cries* WHERE'S THE GROUND GOING?
Christine: WHEE! This is awesome! It's like we're flying!
Enjolras: This looks promising...
Erik: Uhhhhhhh I want the ground under my feet
Me: ME TOO!
*We get to the top*
Erik: AHHHHH!
Raoul: *Sobbing* !
Enjolras: YEA! NOW THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!
Christine: YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAAAAAAAAY!
Me: !
*The ride finishes and we get off*
Me: You know I'm feeling really brave right now
Christine: Yes Gabby, yes feel brave. Say it, say what you want to say!
Raoul: *Sobs* No Gabby No!
Erik: Please... What's she thinking about...
Enjolras: *Staring at the coaster behind the one we just went on* I think I see what she's thinking about
*We watch the coaster called the 'Bizarro' go up 201 feet, then drop straight down and go into an underground tunnel*
Me: It's now or never
Christine and Enjolras: YEA!
Erik and Raoul: *Cry* NO!
*We run over and get in line, after waiting for a short period of time we get on*
Erik: You're shaking
Me: I... I know. I'm scared
Erik: Me too
*We start going up*
Me: *Closes her eyes* Tell me when we're at the top
Erik: Hey look at the lake
Me: *Opens eyes and looks over at the lake next to us, suddenly the ride stops*
Christine: WHAT?
Enjolras: Are you kidding?
Raoul: THE LORD JESUS CRIST HAS ANSWERED MY PRAYERS!
Ride Voice: We are experiencing minor techincal difficulty
Me: *Gasps* No way! I had NO IDEA!
Enjolras: This is a minor problem?
Erik: IT'S RAINING!
Christine: Hey guys, I'm getting a little wet
Me: Me too
*Ride operator comes up and yells at some kid, then goes back down. We start going up again*
Erik: *Tenses up* Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
*We stop again*
Me: WHAT?
Enjolras: *Groans in annoyance*
Raoul: This isn't funny anymore!
Christine: COME ON! I WANNA RIDE THIS THING ALREADY!
Ride Voice: We are experiencing minor techincal difficulties
Me: This is getting a little redonkulous
Erik: Redonkulous?
Me: It's a word...
Enjolras: Is it?
Me: Yea...
Raoul: Now it's raining more!
Christine: I think it's lightening up a bit
*Ride operator lady comes back up*
Ride operator: Hey guys, how you doing?
Raoul: How do you think we're doing?
Ride operator: Well I'm sorry. We're having a bit of trouble but the people are here working on the problem, so do not be alarmed if your train starts moving suddenly. We're working to get you guys up the rest of the way
Christine: Fair enough. At least it stopped raining
Erik: I... I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! The suspense is killing me!
Me: Erik calm... *Gets cut off as we start to move again*
Raoul: WHY CRUEL WORLD?
Enjolras: FINALLY!
*We start cresting over the top*
Me: *Gribs the side handle bars for dear life* AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Erik: *Covers his face* !
Raoul: *Cries but holds up his hands like Christine wants him to*
Christine: YES YES YES YES YES YES! WOOOOOOOO!
Enjolras: OH MY ****ing AAAAAAAHHHHH *Starts screaming rather profain things*
*We go through the entire ride and pull into the station*
Erik: I don't think I've ever seen anyone turn purple before until I saw you
Me: I've never heard anyone scream like THAT until I heard you
*There's a moment of silence as we turn and look at each other*
Me: That...
Erik: Was...
Both of us: AWESOME!
*We get off the ride*
Christine: WOW! I've never been on anything like that before!
Enjolras: I... I... I think my life flashed before my eyes
Erik: Are you kidding? That, was the single greatest thing I ever experienced in my life!
Raoul: *Can barely breath and is clutching his chest like he's about to have a heart attack*
Me: Raoul let's sit down and relax for a bit ok?
Raoul: *Barely registers our presence*
Me: Raoul... I think maybe you're done for today
Raoul: *Starts trembling*
Me: Oh crap
Raoul: *Passes out in a dead faint, Enjolras catches him before he falls*
Christine: Ah! RAOUL!
Me: I think, that we should take Raoul to see the first aid people
*We go over to the first aid, Christine stays there with him while me, Erik, and Enjolras go back into the park*
Enjolras: Poor Raoul, do you think he'll ever be the same?
Me: I don't know... I really don't
Erik: Even I feel a bit bad for the fop
Me: I'm sure you do. So where do you guys wanna go now?
Enjolras: Well we can go on this flume lookin thing?
Me: Ok
*We go and get into a boat, I'm sitting in between Erik and Enjolras. We start going up*
Erik: What does this ride do?
Me: Ok, so remember Splash Mountain?
Enjolras: What's a splash mountain
Erik: WHAT? NOOOOOOOOO!
*We get to the top and swing around. We go down the drop*
Enjolras: Wheee?
Me: WHHHHEEEEEEAAAAAAAUUUUUGGGGG!
Erik: !
*We hit the bottom and get soaked*
Enjolras: Aw, I didn't want to get wet
Erik: Me niether
Me: Suck it up you babies! Come on let's go on something else!
Erik: What about this? This looks tame!
Me: The cat and mouse rollercoaster?
Enjolras: Looks fun!
*We get on, Me and Erik sitting in the front, Enjolras in the back*
Erik: Well this is nice...
Enjolras: This is stupid
*We get to the top and start swinging around very sharp turns*
Erik: *Slams into me*
Me: Ow
*We go around the next turn*
Me: *Slams into Erik*
Erik: OUCH!
*This goes on a few more times til we reach a stop point. Where the ride stops short for a split second and slams everyone into the safety bar*
Everyone: OOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!
*We finish the ride*
Me: OW!
Erik: *Sniffles slightly* That... that hurt
Enjolras: How do children enjoy this?
Me: I don't know. But hey! Look over there!
Christine: *Walks up to us* Finally found you guys!
Me: Where's Raoul?
Christine: Well after he came to and we were sure he didn't have a heart attack or anything, we decided he should go rest. So we put him in the back of the van with some blankets and a makeshift pillow
Enjolras: Won't he be hot in there?
Me: Did you not just see it raining and not notice the clouds? He'll be fine!
Christine: Well what do you want to do now
Enjolras: *Spots something* What's that?
Me: What? In there? Those are just bumper cars
Erik: What's bumper cars?
Me: You drive your car and smash into other people
Erik: YES! Let's do it!
*We get in line*
Erik: *Sigh* I wish Raoul were here to do this one
Me: *Pats him* I bet you do...
Christine: I'm gonna so get you all!
Enjolras: Not before I do!
*We each get our own seperate cars, the ride starts*
Me: *Smashes into Christine* YEA!
Christine: WHAT? GR!
Erik: *Repeatedly smashes Enjolras into the wall*
Enjolras: WILL YOU STOP THAT? I can't even figure out how to drive this thing!
*After we all smash each other, the ride ends and we get off*
Me: Now what?
Christine: It's starting to get dark. Already?
Erik: Hey what's that? Houdini the ride? What's in there?
Me: Honestly, I have no idea
Enjolras: You don't know?
Christine: Well is it scary?
Me: Seriously guys, I have no idea.
Enjolras: Well then let's go!
*Alright, here's the deal. This thing, is the weirdest thing I have EVER been on! It's so confusing and disorienting I wouldn't be able to tell you what the heck happened in this thing if I tried. Look it up on Youtube or something (Along with the other rides) and see for yourself. This thing is WEIRD!*
Christine: Ummmm. Well that was interesting?
Enjolras: WHAT THE HELL DID WE JUST RIDE?
Me: Watch what you say Enjolras...
Enjolras: B... b...but I... it didn't make any sense! We were going upside down but we weren't going upside down! I was so confused...
Erik: I was rather confused myself. I'd rather like to know the mechanics of that thing
Me: Well we'll never go in THAT freakshow again. Well we only have a little bit now since it's dark. What do you guys wanna do?
Erik and Christine: BIZARRO!
Me: Bizarro it is
*We go and get on, there's barely any line since it's practically pitch black out. This time I sit with Enjolras, Erik and Christine sit behind us*
Me: Ready?
Enjolras: I just hope we don't break down again
*We go up, and up, and up, and up*
Me: *Looks down over the top* !
Enjolras: *Holds on for dear life and tries not to cry*
Christine and Erik: !
*We get through the ride and get off*
Erik and Christine: AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN! PLEASE!
Me: Alright, let's go
*We go one more time, basically the same story*
Me: Come on now, the park's gonna be closing up soon. Let's go get something for dinner
*We head out to the van. Raoul is in the back sleeping. We don't wake him and Erik drives us to Friendlys*
Christine: *Shakes Raoul slightly* Raoul darling, you hungry?
Raoul: *Wakes up* Mhmmm
*We go in and eat really quick. A giant thunderstorm comes so we hurry up and eat before heading home*
Erik: That coaster was amazing!
Christine: I love rollercoasters!
Enjolras: Sometimes enough is enough. That one coaster was just too much!
Me: Oh come on, even I got used to the sensation of falling off the edge of the earth after a while!
Raoul: I nearly died! *Starts to get worked up a bit*
Christine: Darling, we're gonna rest tomorrow ok?
Me: No we're not! We have to go to the state fair
Everybody: WHAT? WHY?
Me: Because my stupid friend dragged me into judging chickens. So we gotta be up and at em at 7 in the morning
Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Oh yes. And I really don't want to have to get up to judge chickens either. I'm so tired from the damn park. Anyway, yes, everything that I wrote about here actually happened! My friend and I got on the 'Bizarro' rollercoaster and it broke down TWICE on the lift hill.
But here's what actually happened. We went up, and the first time we stopped because some kid had his knee out of the ride of something. So then we went again, but then something happened to the ride so it stopped again and they needed to fix it. So, we were hanging out up there and suddenly I'm like 'I wonder if my mom's down there' and my friend's like 'I see her' and I said 'Really?' and she laughed and was like 'No. NO NO WAIT I ACTUALLY DO SEE THEM!'.
So like 2 idiots, we pull out her cell phone and call my mom to get her attention. And just when my mom picks up the ride starts moving again. So my friend's like 'Hey we're on the ride and we're moving gotta go bye' and as she's fumbling with that talking to my mom I'm like 'Put the phone away put the phone away put the phone away *Reaches the top* GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!'
Yep, and that's what happened on the 'Bizarro'. One heck of a coaster, and getting stuck on it, was one heck on an experience. Haha, I've always wanted to get stuck on a coaster. And now I have. So next up, judging chickens. Please give me strength. REVIEWS PLEASE! Thanks for Reading!
