Shout out to the awesome PsychoticQueenEpic for giving me info on Indiana!

You know you wanna give me info on your state...


"Hey, Ohio, hey, hey Ohio," Indiana said, poking Ohio, who was attempting to watch My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic reruns.

Ohio responded by turning up the volume.

"Hey, Ohio, guess what, Ohio, guess."

"I SWEAR ON NEIL ARMSTRONG, WHAT IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS?"

"You're not first in flight." And then Indiana ran for his life.


"Hey, Charles, hey, hey Charles," Indiana said to SC, whose human name is Charles Jones.

"Don't call me Charles," SC responded whilst pouring a hole pound bag of sugar into tea.

"Hey, Charles, guess what, Charles, guess."

"I SWEAR ON THE FORMER CONFEDERACY, WHAT IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN SWEET TEA?"

"You lost the Civil War."

"I WON'T LOSE THIS ONE!" SC yelled, and jumped Indiana, who was laughing too hard to do much more than block.


"Hey, Cali, hey, hey Cali," Indiana said to California, who was busy directing a horror movie. Just because America would have to watch it for the same reason parents go to the horrible kindergarten plays, and would probably wet himself. And California could add to her blackmail collection.

"I'm busy."

"Hey Cali, guess what, Cali, guess."

"I SWEAR ON MICHEAL BAY SEQUELS, WHAT IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN MOVIE MAKING?"

Indiana pointed to her boobs. "Those are fake."

"SO IS YOUR BRAIN!" Cali said, and pulled out a random pickaxe.

Indiana decided that it would be bad for his health to annoy her more, and ran from the pure murderous rage that was California.

But seriously, California's boobs? As fake as her tan. BOOM.


Dear StarkidWolf, maiuayame, and other readers in general

The chapters with your info are coming, I PROMISE. I just wrote alot of these a really long time ago, and I want to get them out in the order in which I wrote them. The good news: I only wrote 100 chapters, so you won't have to wait that long. The bad news: I only wrote 100 chapters. But ladies and gentlemen and variations thereupon, Chapter 100 is the best thing since something you value a lot.

I PROMISE.

MindPrisoner

Grace