Disclaimer: I don't own Smosh, nor anyone associated with them
Ok guys, thanks for all of your twitter questions XD, and here is chapter number 50, of Daddy Smosh. I can't thank you guys enough, for getting this up to this point. So, thank you so much and lets get started. XD
" Woah, whats up guys, welcome to another Lunchtime with Smosh, and today we're gonna get." Ian pointed the camera at anthony who was currently driving.
" Pizza!" Said Anthony cheerfully, Ian made a slurping sound before turning the camera to the backseat.
"And today, we also have three guests, our kids and Anthony's sister..."
"Smosh Cubed!" Said the teens simultaneously, striking epic poses for the camera before laughing.
"Cubed, like are you guys made out of cubes?" Teased Ian, making them chuckle.
" Yes, we're cubed, just like on Minecraft." Said Kimberly, making the other two chuckle. The book beside her irritating her thigh, as she sat sandwiched between Noah and Hayden.
"Although currently, we're packed like sardines." Said Hayden jokingly, as they arrived to their destination and after getting pizza, headed back to the Smosh house.
"Hey Barbershop Pole." Said Anthony, as he, Hayden and Kimberly went to the Barbershop Pole. Ian sent Anthony a mock glare, while Noah shook his head in disappointment at the two girls.
"Don't associate with the enemy." Said Ian, as he and Noah glared at the Barbershop Pole, while the others rolled their eyes. They went inside, and sat down to eat, with Hayden and Noah, each sitting with their dads...and Kimberly looking at the seats.
"Now the moment of truth, you can sit with us sexy Hecox guys, or...them." Teased Noah, Ian zoomed in the camera, on her red face.
"Which will you choose?" He teased.
" Well obviously she's gonna choose the awesome side." Replied Anthony, Hayden nodded and gave her aunt a thumbs up. Kimberly grabbed a chair and sat down in between both groups.
"There, now I'm on both sides." She replied with a small smile, and flashing a thumbs up.
" Now that we have that settled, first bite!" Exclaimed Ian, taking a rather ravenous first bite. Followed by the others, who took their ravenous first bites.
"So, why are you guys called Smosh cubed?" Asked Anthony, pointing the camera at them.
"Because Smosh was taken." Joked Hayden, before giggling, " No, but um, when you Cube something, you're multiplying it three times. Like 4 Cubed, i 4. So, Smosh Cubed, is the three of us, and we're like a combination of Smoshyness." She explained.
"That made absolutely no sense." Said Noah, teasingly, making her blush.
" No that didn't." Said Kimberly, shaking her head in mock disappointment.
" We'll, whatever reason they're called Smosh Cubed, you should check out their Channel, which we will put in the description...wherever Youtube has it, nowadays." Said Ian, before pointing the camera at Anthony.
"Speaking of which, Anthony, I do believe its time for something."
"Finding Twitter questions, finding Twitter Questions, Finding Twitter Questions." Sang Anthony, in his usual way, as well as doing his hand gesture.
" smosh smoshanthony What do you want for your birthday? And what do the kids want? #lunchtime #LWS"
" My Wife...I'd say the rest but theres minors here." Said Anthony jokingly,
"Um...a book...a fantasy book to be exact...not Twilight either." Said Hayden.
" Um, I want many things...but, I could go for a tattoo, which unfortunately my mom, dad and big brother here will not let me get." Said Kimberly, looking at Anthony. He smiled and rolled his eyes, as he ruffled her hair.
" Its hard to pick just one...but, I'd say, anything horror related, or an animal..." Said Noah, earning him a strange look from his dad.
"Those things are as far away from each other as you can get." Sid Ian, making Noah chuckle.
"Yeah but I love animals, and I love horror movies...so one or the other's good." Said Noah, Ian shook his head, making them chuckle.
"TheGingerGamer: What's it like living with Smosh? Also, Noah, have you found out why your dad hates the Barber Shop Pole? :D"
"Yes, one day I asked my dad, dad why do you hate Barbershop Pole so much, and he told me that its basically a joke, in one of the Lunchtimes. That, Barbershop Pole, slept with his future wife, a.k.a, my mom. So, I share in my dad's hatred." Explained Noah, Ian ruffled his son's hair.
"Thats my boy." Said Ian proudly. "Now when awnsering the second question keep in mind, that your allowances are in our hands." He teased, before pointing it at Kimberly.
"Except for you, but Anthony's still your brother, so...I don't know." She giggled, and shook her head before turning to Anthony.
"Will I get in trouble?" She teased, he shrugged his shoulders, and both chuckled.
"Well, Living with our dads, things are a lot interesting. their like those cool dads, who let us do what we want, as long as we obey the rules and are honest with them about stuff. They're just as funny in real life, as they are in the videos, and they're really nice, and just awesome" Said Hayden.
"On the other end though, our dads are pretty strict about the internet, which is like the one and only thing their strict about. And there are times, where they come home late and stuff, because they're making videos, or they'll spend alot of time editing stuff."
"But, we love them anyway, and thats life living with Smosh." Said Kimberly.
"For Noah and Hayden: How did you react to really realizing your dads were the most subscribed and watched YouTube stars? "
" Um...I was kind of shocked, because I did know that Smosh had fans, but I didn't think they had that many." Said Hayden, making Anthony chuckle.
"Thanks alot honey." He teased.
"No I didn't mean it like that, like I knew you and uncle Ian, had a buttload of fans, like most of the Youtubers we know. But, it wasn't until I was in middle school, and we had to do a report on someone famous. I wanted to do it, on a famous Youtuber, so like any other child, I used Google. To see who was the most famous Youtuber.
And...I found out it was Smosh, and I was just so shocked." She replied.
"Yeah I remember, because I was gonna do mine, on the same thing she was. And we were gonna try and see, who could write it better. When I found out my dad was one of the most famous Youtubers. Like, my mind was blown. Of course I knew Smosh was popular, but I didn't realize they were that popular." Noah replied.
"Bottom line, we were both shocked and our dads won extra coolness points."
Ian and Anthony chuckled before Anthony went back to looking for more questions. He smirked, when he found a particularly amusing one.
hannahjadey: smoshanthony, what would you and smoshian do if the world was attacked by flying dildos?"
" I for one, welcome our dildo lords...and then, I'd use Anthony as a human sheild and run." Said Ian, Anthony smirked.
"I'd use you as a human sheild, and I'd run the hell away." He joked, making the teens chuckle.
"Hayden and Noah: Have you guys kissed yet? You two are ADORABLE!
Ian: I dare you to go open the biggest package you have and see what's in it! Anthony: Psst Anthony, without telling them, push Hayden's and Noah's faces together and yell, "KISS!""
" No, we have not." Said Noah, Hayden nodded and shook her head while down at the ground.
Anthony smirked, and lightly began to push his daughter forward towards Noah, she looked back at him and furrowed her brow.
"What are you doing daddy?" She asked when she leaned back and saw the Twitter question.
"Guys, he has a girlfriend."
"I do, you know her as Sweetiepie." Said Noah.
" I think I just heard the cries of a million broken hearted fangirls." Said Kimberly, looking upwards, and smiling innocently. Ian walked away, and came back with a large box.
"This is one left over from our last Mailtime, and we never got around to opening it." Said Ian, before opening the box. He furrowed his brow, and took out a 'Baby-laughs alot.
"A doll." He pulled the string, and immediately dropped it, as it began to laugh creepily.
"Oh my god, it sounds so evil." Said Noah, as he went to go pick it up, when Ian held him back.
"No my son, it shall consume your soul!." Exclaimed Ian dramatically, when at last it was done laughing. Anthony picked it up, and put it back in the box, where there were several other random items.
" We should totally use these for props." Said Anthony, closing the box back up.
" Just get rid of the doll though, its...oh my god that thing's creepy." Said Kimberly, as he went to put the box away and they sat down.
"Anthony, how would you feel if Hayden dated a much older boy?"
Kimberly turned away guiltily, while Hayden looked up at her dad expectantly.
" Dude, Anthony is like those dads you see on t.v. who hate the daughter's boyfriends. So, if any of you guys want to date Hayden...well, you're out of luck." Said Ian, Anthony nodded.
"Yup, I'd just be, the girlfriend's dad from Hell. Especially if he's l years older than her, if its like one-three years, months, or even weeks older I'll be slightly less harsh. But if we're talking half her age, which is 28, or even 20. It'll not be pleasant." Said Anthony, Noah and Kimberly shifted awkwardly. Anthony cleared his throat and asked another question.
"Noah Who would u rather date kimberly or hayden?"
" Really?" He asked, Ian smiled sympathetically and looked at Anthony.
"C'mon dude, be nice." Said Ian, Anthony smiled, showing that he was just teasing. While the two girls looked over at Noah, and giggled at how red he was getting.
" Well currently, I do have a girlfriend, but if I were single...thats a hard choice, because both of them each have...something special." He replied, though his gaze lasted on Hayden longer than it did on Kimberly. Hayden blushed and looked away.
"Who's your favorite YouTuber?"
" I like Shane Dawson, the best, because I think he's funny, and I enjoy his dark dense of humor." Said Kimberly.
"Um... I like Charlieissocoollike, he's adorkable, and just...yeah." Said Hayden.
"Pewdiepie, and not just because I'm dating Sweetiepie, but because he's funny, and does awesome LP's of awesome games that I'd like to be able to play. " Said Noah.
"Well, obviously its us." Teased Anthony, making Ian and the other kids laugh.
"No but seriously, I'm going to say my wife Kalel, she's amazing, and creative, and...I love her." Said Anthony.
"Gotta go with Nigahiga, he's just awesome." Said Ian.
"Do the kids have a Facebook"
" Yes, down in the description below you will find, our Facebook, for Smosh Cubed, as well as our own personal Facebooks and Twitters." Said Noah.
"What do you like best about Ian, Anthony, Kalel, Melanie, Hayden, and Noah?"
"Yay, I get a Twitter question." Said Kimberly excitedly, making them laugh.
"Yeah but remember, that its four against one." Teased Hayden, making her stick her toungue out at her. Before clearing her throat.
"Ok, so as you guys know. Anthony's my older brother, he's the eldest, and I'm the baby, and even though theres a huge age gap. I mean, I'm three years older than his daughter, that age gap is big. But anyway, out of my three older brothers, Anthony's my favorite. Because he's always been patient with me, and he's really supportive of everything I do.
Kalel and Melanie, are like my big sisters, and they're really fun to be around. Melanie is really funny, and so sarcastic, that I love it. Kalel, is my confidant, I can tell her things, I can't tell my mom, or Anthony, or even Hayden, and she doesn't tell them.
Ian, is like another big brother, he's so goofy, and funny. But at the same time, he's also, really warm, and just all around, a really, great guy to be around. He isn't as protective, as Matt, Kevin, and Anthony, which is great for many reasons, but mostly that... he's a bit more laidback I will also say, that I wish I could have his eye color, because its so pretty.
Hayden, as well as being my neice, is like my little sister. and because, the age gap between us, isn't that far apart, we're really close, and we do almost everything together. We, share a Youtube, we watch movies, we have slumber parties, all of that fun stuff. In a way, she's like the yin to my Yang.
And finally, Noah is my little brother, well like a little brother. He's adorable, and always encourages us to try new things, and to just experience things, we might not have done before, like say, rock climbing or something. He, will also, come up with tons of new ideas, and he's so creative.
So...yeah." Said Kimberly, with a small smile.
"On that Sweet note, what would you rate this meal?" Asked Ian.
" 5 cubes out of 6" Said Anthony.
"Bye, Bitch!" They exclaimed.
Ok, there we go, and I hope you enjoyed it. And...I'm sorry to say, that I won't do the strip club suggestion because I don't feel...comfortable. If thats ok, I mean I know I wrote about Noah having a boner, and Hayden catching her parents...but, they didn't really make me feel uncomfortable.
