Yu-Gi-Oh! owned by Kazuki Takahashi and KONAMI
Fanfiction and Characters with * by: Emerald Sonata
Yu-Gi-Oh! (Duel Monsters):
Dark Magician Girl, Alice
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'TENNESSEE WALTZ'
"Wo! Wo-wo! Wooo! Wo-wo-wo! Wooo! (OvO) Wo-wo!"
"No. No-no. Nooo. No-no-no. Nooo. (-_-) No-no—NO!"
Jack O'Donnell was a young man, but by the way he was yanking at his brown hair – he will soon go bald if he does not find a salutation to his dilemma.
Or rather, find a way to stop a certain Command Knight's rampage through the carnival they were waltzing through.
Don't worry, no carnival goer or annoying carnival stallkeepers were injured in the making of this scene (tch, for the latter). Rather… it was about the pocket money he had left.
He went bankrupt in only five steps.
"For crying out loud! What is wrong with your stomach!? D-d-don't tell me you're the character type who can eat everything in the world and not only never get fat, but are never satisfied and leave the protagonist completely overwhelmed with the food bill!?"
"… Wo?"
"DON'T HEAD TILT ME GOD-D8MN IT!"
Command Knight gave the boy a cute tilt of her head, ignoring the fact he smacked his hand into her head. Despite the attack – her Armor Class was too high for a regular bare-handed slap to have any effect and Jack O'Donnell felt the consequences of the recoil.
"Darn it all… How do you ever expect this normal high school boy to release the frustration in his heart?"
"Wo?"
As if to answer his question (rather she was just too warm under the sun) she flapped her skirt.
"PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!"
And the young man in his youthful prime did a beautiful spit-take.
"D-don't pull off such a frightening innuendo in a situation like this! Th-the stress that's spiraling out of control in my weak-heart is too much, I might do something that will make both of us regret… Good-god, I can't afford a Shotgun Wedding, not before I can find a decent College!?"
"… Wo."
"DON'T IGNORE ME AND PLAY GAMES! LISTEN TO MY WOES!"
Feel free to kick this protagonist while he is down for those who have far worse stress than him.
"… Despair… the lack of emotional and spiritual support in this rotten society has left me in despair."
Read'em and weep
