HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHRIS COLFER! 25 YRS OLD! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! LOVE HIM!


"The defense calls Azimio Adams to the stand."

Kurt and his family watched from the green room TV as Azimio went up onto the stand, handcuffs hugging his wrists, with him being in the same orange jump suit as Rick and Karofsky. Just seeing him on the screen terrified Kurt.

"Can you please state your name and address?"

"Azimio Adams. 32 Perry Road, Lima, Ohio," Azimio said.

"Do you remember what happened on the day of October 5th?"

Azimio nodded. "Yes."

"Can you please explain what happened in your own words and from your point of view?"

"Yes, I can. It's just like what Rick had said earlier. Kurt came onto David, and went into the locker room and forcefully kissed him and tried to have sex with him. So we decided to take care of it, because when I get angered, when I get pushed, or when I get hurt, I react. And Kurt, well, he came up to us and demanded that we get out of his way, but we didn't. We asked him to come with us and willingly came. Down in the basement, he tried to rape up and force all three of us into sex, so we had to do whatever it took to defend ourselves, so we figured tie him down and make sure he didn't do anything," Azimio said, his story filled with lies.

"So you are saying that it is Kurt who is responsible for this?"

"Yes."

"What do you think should happen with him?"

"In all honesty, he is so perverted he needs therapy. Get him some mental help, and maybe perhaps a prison sentence would be satisfying too, because he is lying and he did ask for it. Maybe next time he shouldn't spread his legs for just anybody," Azimio said with a shrug.

"Thank you Azimio. Nothing further, Your Honor."

Emmett just rose from his seat next to Mike's father, getting prepped to question Azimio. He knew that if they had any chances of winning, he needed to crack Karofsky, which he knew was going to be a huge challenge. But he knew that he needed to.

"Azimio did it ever occur to you that therapy for Kurt's sexuality just won't be effective?" Emmett asked.

"No."

"Well, in the 1970's, scientists did research, and they concluded that homosexuality is not a mental sickness. You claim it to be a sickness, when it's really not," Emmett said.

"Well . . . . it's . . . . it's abnormal!" Azimio said. "I mean, it's just disgusting! How can it even be POSSIBLE to . . . . to be in love with somebody that is the same gender as you?! It's unnatural! It's not right! He came onto us and wanted to sexually assault us! He's a sicko! He is psychotic! If that is not a mental illness, then, I do not know what is! Seriously! He's manipulative and is lying to you!"

"You cannot become gay just by being near one, Azimio. There are proven facts, and those are things that cannot be made up. The facts were concluded in the 1970's."

"Oh please in the 70's everybody was on weed! Maybe they came up with that while they were on marijuana?"

Emmett looked at Azimio as if he were the biggest moron he'd ever encountered. "That has to be the stupidest answer I've ever heard in my entire life." He shook his head in disgust. "No further questions Your Honor."