It was the year 2015. I, Princess Zara of the Sun, woke up from my long slumber and decide to get to business. I brushed my hair, ate a filling breakfast enough for ten full grown Earth men, snapped my fingers to get dressed, and walked outside my bedroom door that acts as a portal to Earth.
"Where the hell have you been?" Bluefire-chan asked me, apparently about to knock my door as I open it. "I've been waiting for you for months!"
"I felt like giving hibernation a shot."
"And?"
"You should try it!" I looked at her. She was dressed for winter, and there was snow everywhere. "Wait... What month is it?"
"Late February," she replied, kicking a piece of ice on the step. She looked at me in my tank top, skirt, leggings, and sneakers. "Are you telling me you meant to wake up even later?!"
"Well, yeah," I yawned. "That's the point of hibernation, isn't it?" I looked at my feet, and jumped back, pointing at the ground. "What the hell is that?!"
"Your shadow."
"So, have there been any interesting technological advances since I've been asleep?" I walked down the street with Bluefire-chan, still in my thin layer of clothing.
"Hm, not really. I mean, this is the year Marty McFly is supposed to come to the future in Back to the Future II, but that's in October. Why? Did you dream something up that we can destroy the hat with?"
I smirked evilly.
I barged into Bluefire-chan's home, noticed Jiro sitting on the sofa wearing his hat, and plucked it off his head. He turned, and I caught his eye. I put the hat on the conveniently placed computer desk. A dinosaur of a computer, probably running Windows 97 or older, buzzed and whirred, giving a blue screen error and making that high pitched crackling noise.
"Zara, what are you doing with my hat?" Jiro slowly stood, one hand reaching for the hat. He was acting as though I were a wild deer or something.
"Jiro, dear, I'm back to destroy your hat, and I realized something very important: It's 2015. We have technology." I proceeded to pick up the entire computer: monitor, tower, keyboard, and mouse, and smashed the hat at least five times. The hat was destroyed, finally!
I turned around to smile at Jiro, but it quickly turned into a frown when I saw he had another freaking hat.
3BFFs does NOT own: Black Blood Brothers, Avatar: The Last Air Bender, or Spongebob Squarepants.
WE'RE ALIVE!
