Wow, a chapter that doesn't take me months to write, what is this sorcery?

Mind-blown is different from revelations, as this is not that focused on Ikeda mind-blowing Gakushu's mind. That and many of these are based on true-life events, yes, especially the email scenario. That was me.

Some of these happened before Gakushu joined Class-E and some after, non-linear I know...


Mind-blown

"Holy shit! Guys! I finally cleaned through my emails!" James came bursting into scene out of breath, because of his natural snow-white pale skin, it more clearly showed the redness of his skin from his running. He held out his apple laptop to show off the email icon, there was a few dozens of emails. The group; Mark, Johnny and An started to clap for this achievement.

"Since when since your done that?" Johnny asked as he stole some chips from An. He easily ignored her, pushing her away with the palm of his hand as he ate the hot-chips sprinkled with some chicken-salt.

"Three years ago."

And Johnny dramatically dropped his chip, technically An's chip, as it stubbled down to the table. He didn't like where this was going, seeing that this was James they were talking about, the man who is subscribed to dozens of websites.

"And how many emails did you deleted?"

Mark was afraid to know the answer. Maybe it wasn't that many emails, how can one person gather up emails in about three years.

"Over 9500 emails."

An silently watched over the male with light-blonde hair, who was unaware of the bewildered looks from his best friends. She didn't know what to say, but someone did.

"Holy fuck nuggets." Gakushu muttered from a table behind.


Ikeda and Gakushu, in a rare moment in the history of the Department was having a civil conversation. Ikeda with a newspaper on his lap as he read about the stocks and a cup of extra-strong black coffee. Gakushu enjoying himself a slice of his favourite cake, strawberry shortcake and a drink of hot chocolate. A large factor to this civil conversation was Ikeda asking Gakushu on recipes for honey and coffee pastries and sweets, it was for An's birthday.

"Why don't you combine the two together?" Gakushu asked as he stabbed a strawberry with a fork. On the other hand, he passed over his phone over to the male. "I found a recipe on Cardamom, Orange and Honey Coffee Cake."

"Yeah. Thing is, I don't know how to cook." Ikeda said and he passed back the phone. "The last time I tried that, I burned the entire kitchen down with Noct."

"You got Noct to cook with you?"

"Yeah, he was the one who told me that you were the best teacher. I mean, look at you and your sweet-tooth." Ikeda answered with a nervously chuckle as he scratched the back of his neck. Gakushu had his jaw dropped comically.

"Wait-wait, you had Noct cook together with you?!" Gakushu gasped, he almost jolted out of his seat as he slammed his hands on the table. "The last time I saw him cooking was before his Brussel's assignment, he set the pot on fire after trying to melt chocolate!"

"Yeah, not the best move on my part." Ikeda boasted as he laughed. "But man, the kid was cute as fuck. I could see why the 'Eggnoct' pairing is so popular. I'm surprised that Gretel hasn't done any moves yet. And the dating thing doesn't really count."

"Teach me how?"

"Don't steal my sweets for a week and take me out to eat." Gakushu laid out his requirements, he would have extended the duration for the man not to steal his food but he needed to make it guarantee. The man would get bored and go back to their usual routine of chase.

"Why not?" Ikeda shrugged his shoulders and accepted the deal. "Do you want to go to New York City? They have doesn't of places for people with a sweet-tooth, aka people like you."

"Such as?" Gakushu's eye lit up behind his glasses.

Ikeda began to list them off, counting with his fingers. "There's 10Below Ice-cream that serves rolled up ice-cream, you can have it in a taco-form. Du's Donuts and Coffee, good for the both of us, especially for you because they have cake doughnut."

"Five Pennies Creamery, ice-cream pie filled with browines or if you're really feeling it, they have a 36-scoop sundae." At this point, Gakushu's eyes were sparkling and he had sparkles surrounding him, it made him so adorable.

"Ample Hills Creamery has marshmallow ice-cream. At Sweet Moments, you can eat shaved-ice out of a watermelon bowl. Camacho's has churros crazy milkshakes, Ube Kitchen has vegan desserts, Project Brunch has crazy hot-chocolate with a new flavour every month."

"You would love IT'SUGER, you can buy giant-sized candy, you can buy giant lolli-pops." Gakushu must go now, it was the weekends after all and he could ask Gretel for a favour.

"But the one I really want to try out is -321 Ice-cream Shop, their ice-cream is made with liquid mitogen-"

"When can we go!?"

"Guys! You wouldn't believe what I just found out!" Mark came dashing through the food-court, stopping at Ikeda and Gakushu's table. It was clear that he ran a marathon with the way how the black-haired male was about to collapse on the table.

Before Ikeda or Gakushu could answer, Mark continued. "You guys watched the Stuart Little movies?" And the two nodded.

"Guess what? It was screen-played by M. Night Shyamalan, yes that Shyamalan."

"..."

"..."

keda and Gakushu slowly take in their respective drinks, taking a good gulp before they immediately jerked their heads to spat out their drinks in timing of their comedic effect. They harshly coughed with Mark waiting on the side-line.

"How-?!" Gakushu asked as he wiped his mouth with his sleeve. Ikeda quickly went to his phone to see that this particular fact was true. It was very true.

"I don't know, An sent me this meme and I had to fact-check it." Mark showed from his photo a photo of a tired Squidward in bed, wide-awak and SpongeBob outside seen at the corner. Photoshopped onto the image were added text; Squidward representing, 'my friends' and SpongeBob representing, 'me constantly reminding them that M. Night Shyamalan wrote the screenplay for Stuart Little.

Gakushu took another bite of his strawberry shortcake as he digressed this new-founded information.

"Holy shit! You guys, the dad from the Stuart Little movies also played the drug-addict House!" Ikeda screamed when he further scrolled down the Wikipedia page.

Gakushu chocked on his cake.


In the last few months before Noct's departure to Brussels for a long assignment. He was attempting to melt some chocolates as he followed the recipe. He roughly chopped the dark-chocolate into small pieces and set them into heat-proof bowl before placing it over a pot of simmering water.

"Now stirs it... Okay then." Noct stirred the mixture with his spatula, it was slowly melting and Noct felt hope in this batch. He went to slowly open the package of icing-sugar for the icing and decoration.

"Noct! Guess what?!" Grell came screaming into the kitchen. Noct for a split second flinched and ripped out the bag, the white powdery content exploded and he was dusted in the powder as it sprayed everywhere.

Noct turned out, almost death-glaring at the red-cladded reaper for this mess but Grell didn't caught this one.

"There is a Dead Duck Day! Because there was a case on that day where a male duck had sex with a corpse of a male duck!"

'... What the d-fuck?' Noct thought that he misheard, it was probably the icing-sugar that may have entered his ears.

"A duck?" There was a cute image of a yellow duckling following its mother in Noct's mind. He didn't notice the bitter smell from behind him.

"Yeah, and also they are notoriously known to be rapists in the animal kingdom."

"A duck?" There was still a cute and purer image of a yellow duckling swimming in the pond in Noct's mind. He hadn't looked back to see that the chocolate batch started to boil.

"That and ducks are at in that small percentage where birds has a penis."

"And their penises are in the shape of a corkscrew that can grow at ten-inches!" And the image was forever shattered, crushed, grinded and burned to a crisp.

"I must spread the news!" Grell yelled as he slammed the door shut. However instead of closing the door, he broke it and it dropped to the floor with a loud thud while Grell was off spreading the news.

"..."

"DUCKS ARE RAPISTS!"

"..."

Then another person screamed down the corridor, it was Mark's voice. "Guys! The Warren from Shawshank Redemption is Mr Krabs!"

Gakushu passed by and saw Noct covered in icing-sugar and in front of him, the pot was on fire... Again.


Viktor was finally let go from the Ward and he went back straight to work. He heard of the news on Wolfie and Tae-sik, it was sad yes but he couldn't dive himself too deep about it. Ikeda decided to visit his Bulgarian friend to mostly check on him.

The doors slide wide opened for the light-haired reaper and the smell of burning tobacco hit him. 'That is most probably Viktor.' And there he was, the man with messy black hair with blue tips in the middle of the room, he sat in his office chair and his legs rested on the table as he riddled with some piece of technology with a lit cigarette.

"Sup Viktor! I see you still have the computer girl." Ikeda mused as he looked up to Ritsu and waved to her. He saw that the man still hasn't settled down his bed-hair, likened to the black-blue haired man who never tidied himself. His desk was disorganised with reports, paperwork and all sort of things.

"By the way, here is that report on that piece of human technology you sent me." Viktor carelessly tossed the report over to the ten-year experience reaper, he caught it with ease.

"You got called into a meeting. Don't worry, you're with me." Ikeda said, as he patted on the man's back. He let out a sigh.

"Just give me a moment to check on my emails?" Viktor asked as he clicked on a new tab and pushed his cigarette onto the ash-tray.

"Go for it." Ikeda hovered over his shoulder, he watched as the man typed in R-mails, Reaper mails into the bar. Ikeda also listened in Viktor's conversation with Ritsu, that she will behave whilst he goes off to the meeting and blah, blah, blah.

And then Ikeda managed to catch on the number of emails the man had.

"How many emails do you have?!" Ikeda asked in bewilderment, he had heard from An about James' habit of not regularly cleaning his inbox. However, he never expected to witness such an event firsthand. Viktor's inbox stood at 15000 emails.

"Yeah, I should get around to cleaning that inbox." Viktor said as he puffed out a smoke. "I think it has been four years."

"Fuck me side ways, you are worst than James."

'Should I say that much of them are just fanfiction notification?'"


Rilliane was relaxing at the Department cafe, enjoying her fifth cup of the day, which she considered to be a good and relaxing day. No meetings, no paperwork setbacks because of a certain crimson-red cladded and haired reaper. The last one had her drink 15 cups in under an one hour time period.

She was watching videos to find anything to later binge-watch with a cup of black-coffee, no cream or sugar.

"You guys!" Feli came bursting into the cafe and all eyes turned on the chestnut-haired reaper who bounced with excitement.

"The actor who played Holden from Mindhunter, he's the same guy who voice acted Kristof from Frozen!"

Rilliane blankly stared at the World War One veteran. She slowly turned back to her phone, where she was watching the trailer where character Holden Ford interview the show's Ed Kemper.

Many thoughts went through the brown-haired reaper, she downed a cup of coffee to help calm the nerves, before inevitably she let out a scream.

"WHAT THE F-"


And the antics continue on.