Dear Mr. Diary.

I'm bored.

Emmett


"Esme!" I called, walking down the steps.

"Yes?" She asked appearing.

"I'm bored."

"Oh. Well do something fun."

"But there's nothing to do."

Alice appeared next to me. "I have an idea!" She said.

"What?" I asked.

Edward yelled from upstairs. "No! Don't tell him! He'll do it!"

"Hobo fight! With the hobo's from behind the dumpster!" She said.

"Yes!" I said. "That's brilliant." Alice and I high fived. Esme beamed at us.

"Have fun you two!" She said.

"Okay. So we need a plan..."

---Five minutes later.

"Well! Let's get cracking!" I shouted.

"I'll get Fred and George!" Alice screamed.

"I'll set up the room!" Esme shouted.

"I'll get the free food!" Bella screeched.

"I'll go to the bathroom!" Edward shouted.

We all stared at him...

"What?" he asked.