The Mega AllStar Fanfiction Royal Rumble
Summary: Three hundred of the best wrestlers and characters (yes, I did say 300) compete in a wild and insane Royal Rumble match featuring two rings, pure insanity, and a huge cash prize.
Disclaimer: I don't own WWE, IMPACT Wrestling, Lucha Underground, Ring of Honor, New Japan Pro Wrestling, FOX network, CBS, Mattel, Hasbro, Capcom, Universal Pictures, Paramount Pictures, TBS, or any company whatsoever.
Myself and UltimateWarriorFan4Ever created the list of entrants. But, UltimateWarriorFan4Ever helped me with eliminations and everything else.
Rated T for wrestling violence and language.
This is a special request for Jeff Hardy Fan VR1.
Chapter 54: Demons, Cats, and Gold Standards
The fans then started to count down to the next entrant.
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…BZZT!
Then, an explosion came from the stage and suddenly the stadium went all red and black, as the next entrant appeared on the stage, and that entrant was…
Entrant #261: Kane
"Oh my," Michael Cole said.
"Here comes perhaps, the most experienced rumble competitor of all time," JBL said.
"The Demon known as Kane is entrant two hundred and sixty-one," Jerry Lawler said.
Kane walks down the ramp and he then enters the ring, he then gives Maddie Rooney a boot to the face.
"Boot to the face of Maddie," Michael Cole said.
Kane then grabs Mai Shiranui by the neck and gives her a chokeslam.
"Chokeslam on Mai by Kane." JBL said.
Kane then grabs Trent by the neck and gives him a chokeslam as well.
"Chokeslam, this time on Trent," Jerry Lawler said.
Kane then grabs Davey Richards by the neck, he then lifts him up and leads him towards the ropes. Kane then drops Davey over the top rope and onto the floor, ending Davey's rumble run.
"Kane scores his first elimination, goodbye Davey," Michael Cole said.
230th eliminated: Davey Richards, by Kane, Duration-6:25
As Davey left the ringside area, Austin Moon nails Kane with a forearm to the back, but unfortunately, that move just pissed Kane off.
"I think Austin Moon made a very big mistake," JBL said.
Then, Kane scoops up Austin Moon, gets him upside down, and drops him with a tombstone piledriver.
"Tombstone piledriver, right on Austin Moon," Jerry Lawler said.
In ring two, Tyler James and Invisi Billy bump into each other, then they turn around and they notice that their appearance is very similar to each other.
"Look at this, Tyler and Billy are doing this mirror technique," Michael Cole said.
"I expect that, because two are so similar, appearance wise," JBL said.
A few seconds later, Batman try for a double noggin knocker on Tyler and Billy, but Tyler and Billy kick Batman in the ribs, and give him Total Elimination.
"Total elimination from Tyler and Billy and down goes Batman," Jerry Lawler said.
In ring one, Rocky Balboa nails Kane with a series of punches to the face.
"Rocky is trying to give Kane a K.O here tonight," Michael Cole said.
After five punches, Kane grabs Rocky by the neck and drops him with a chokeslam.
"Chokeslam on Rocky, Kane has been dominating so far in the rumble," JBL said.
With Rocky down and with fights happening in the two rings, the ten second mark appears on the Titantron, which means another entrant was about to appear in the rumble.
"Who's about to come out next," Jerry Lawler said.
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…BZZT!
Entrant #262: Felicia (Darkstalkers)
Out of the stage came this half girl, half cat fighter known as Felicia, as the male fans went crazy for her (mostly because of her sex appeal).
"Forget about puppies, we got some kittens here tonight," Jerry Lawler said with excitement.
"Entrant two hundred and sixty-two is Felicia, from the fighting game, Darkstalkers," Michael Cole said.
Felicia runs down the ramp and she enters the ring, she then gets Twilight Sparkle with a Lou Thesz press.
"Lou Thesz press on Twilight by Felicia," JBL said.
Then, Felicia starts to nail Twilight in the face with a series of right fists to the face.
"Felicia is firing off punches to Twilight," Jerry Lawler said.
After ten punches, Felicia tries to find another person to fight. Meanwhile in ring two, Chris Jericho gets Luke Skywalker in the Walls of Jericho.
"Walls of Jericho, Chris has the Walls of Jericho on Luke," Michael Cole said.
After ten seconds of locking in that hold, Michael Kelso and Steven Hyde nail Chris with twin superkicks, taking him down and breaking off the hold.
"What loud superkicks from the 70's duo, taking out Chris and saving Luke," JBL said.
In ring one, Kane lifts up Hunter Huntsman in a backbreaker position, and then he gives Hunter a sidewalk slam.
"Sidewalk slam on Hunter from Kane," Jerry Lawler said.
As Kane was about to get up, Felicia runs up and gets Kane with a shining wizard.
"Shining wizard from Felicia on 'The Demon' Kane," Michael Cole said.
In ring two, Trent was getting Deadpool with a series of punches in the bottom right corner of ring two.
"Trent is just punching the living hell out of the merc with a mouth," JBL said.
After ten punches, Trent gets Deadpool with a hip toss.
"Hip toss on Deadpool, that is amazing from Trent, who is still in the match after entering number forty-six," Jerry Lawler said.
With Deadpool down and with fights happening in the two rings, the ten second mark appears on the Titantron, which means another person was about to enter the rumble.
"Who's about to enter the rumble next," Michael Cole said.
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…BZZT!
Entrant #263: Alberto El Patron
With mariachi music playing throughout the stadium, out of the stage came former WWE and now current AAA star, Alberto El Patron, who came out to a great ovation from the crowd.
"Here comes Mexico's greatest export," JBL said.
"Formerly Alberto Del Rio, he's now Alberto El Patron, and he's entrant two hundred and sixty-three," Jerry Lawler said.
Alberto then runs down the ramp and he enters the ring, he then gets Hunter with an enzugiri.
"Enzugiri on Hunter from Alberto," Michael Cole said.
Alberto gets up and nails Mai with a dropkick.
"Dropkick on Mai from Alberto," JBL said.
Alberto gets up again, then he runs towards Jimmy Preston and gives him a tornado DDT.
"Tornado DDT on Jimmy," Jerry Lawler said.
In ring two, Kazuchika Okada grabs Monty Monogram by the wrist, setting him up for Rainmaker. But suddenly, Monty counters with a Von Erich Claw right onto Kazuchika's face.
"Monty has got the Von Erich Claw on Kazuchika," Michael Cole said.
After seven seconds of putting in that hold, Monty got Kazuchika on his knees and lets go of the hold.
"Kazuchika is lucky that the hold was off of him at the moment," JBL said.
When Kazuchika got back up, Monty nails him with a discus punch that knocks him over the top rope and onto the floor, ending his rumble run.
"Discus punch and out goes Kazuchika by Monty." Jerry Lawler said.
231st eliminated: Kazuchika Okada, by Monty Monogram, Duration-6:28
As Kazuchika left the ringside area, in ring one, Mai and Felicia were giving Austin Moon a series of punches to the face.
"This is a unique pair, Mai and Felicia are roughing up Austin Moon a bit," Michael Cole said.
After ten punches, Mai and Felicia hook Austin Moon's arms around their necks, and give Austin Moon a double suplex.
"Double suplex from the two fighting girls and they take Austin Moon down," JBL said.
In ring two, Johnny Mundo scoops up Austin Aries and slams him down with a scoop slam.
"Scoop slam on Austin Aries by Johnny," Jerry Lawler said.
Then, Johnny climbs up to the top rope on the top right corner of ring two, he then jumps off and nails Austin Aries with a moonsault as the fans cheer for the move.
"Moonsault on Austin Aries from Johnny," Michael Cole said.
As Johnny got up and with fights happening in the two rings, the ten second mark appears on the Titantron, which means another person is about to enter the match.
"Who's entering the chaos next," JBL said.
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…BZZT!
Entrant #264: Chun-Li (Street Fighter)
Out of the stage came the legendary Street Fighter female, Chun-Li, who came out to an amazing response from the crowd (mostly from the guys).
"Wow, is it getting hotter in here or is it just me," Jerry Lawler said.
"Chun-Li from the hit fighting game series, Street Fighter, is entrant two hundred and sixty-four," Michael Cole said.
Chun-Li runs down the ramp and she enters the ring, she then gives Maddie an enzugiri, causing her to be woozy.
"What a loud enzugiri on Maddie from Chun-Li," JBL said.
Then, Felicia grabs Maddie by the head and tosses her over the top rope and onto the floor as the fans were in shock over that elimination.
"Felicia eliminates Maddie from the match, another favorite is gone," Jerry Lawler said.
232nd eliminated: Maddie Rooney, by Felicia, Duration-1:00:10
As Maddie left the ringside area with the fans giving her a standing ovation for her efforts, in ring two, Deadpool lifts up Chun-Li setting her up for a piledriver.
"Deadpool might end Chun-Li's rumble run early," Michael Cole said.
"I really like the view here," Deadpool said as Chun-Li's private parts was near his face.
Then, Chun-Li reverses the move and sets up Deadpool for an Alabama Slam, she then sees Trent down and she gives Deadpool an Alabama Slam on Trent, with the back of Deadpool's head hitting Trent's crotch.
"Chun-Li counters and Deadpool slams really hard onto Trent's nuggets," JBL said.
"That is the worst thing that I ever been through," Deadpool said as he was in pain.
In ring one, Kurenai Yuhi was nailing chops to the chest of Kane.
"Kurenai is unloading on Kane with chops," Jerry Lawler said.
After ten chops, Kurenai gets Kane with a jumping DDT.
"Now a jumping DDT and down goes Kane," Michael Cole said.
In ring two, Randy Orton tosses Dean Ambrose over the top rope, but Dean grabs onto the top rope for safety and remained on the apron.
"Dean just dodge a bullet and avoids the elimination," JBL said.
Before Dean gets back into the ring, Randy nails Dean with a RKO and it knocks him off the apron and onto the floor, as the fans gave a few boos to Randy for that elimination.
"RKO, The Viper ends Dean's chances of winning the rumble," Jerry Lawler said.
233rd eliminated: Dean Ambrose, by Randy Orton, Duration-1:45:43
As Dean left the ringside area with the fans giving him a loud standing ovation for his time in the match. In ring two, Randy turns around and Anne Maria gives him a pop up powerbomb.
"Pop up powerbomb on Randy from Anne Maria," Michael Cole said.
With Randy down and with fights happening in the two rings, the ten second mark appears on the Titantron, which means another person was ready to enter the match.
"Who's coming out next," JBL said.
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…BZZT!
Ain't No Stopping Me, Now.
Entrant #265: Shelton X Benjamin
With those words coming from the speakers, out of the stage was former WWE star and current New Japan star, Shelton X Benjamin, who came out to an amazing ovation from the crowd for his return.
"The Gold Standard has returned," Jerry Lawler said.
"Shelton X Benjamin is entrant two hundred and sixty-five in the rumble," Michael Cole said.
Shelton runs down the ramp and he enters the ring, he then gets Twilight with a clothesline.
"Clothesline on Twilight," JBL said.
Then, Shelton nails Austin Moon with a superkick.
"Superkick on Austin Moon," Jerry Lawler said.
Shelton try to hit a superkick on Mai, but Mai catches the foot in time, then she pushes the foot away, but she ends up getting nailed with a dragon whip instead.
"Dragon whip on Mai from Shelton," Michael Cole said.
In ring two, Jin Kazama was nailing Rey Mysterio with punches to the face.
"Jin is just punching Rey like he's a punching bag," JBL said.
After ten punches, Randy turns Jin around and gives him an RKO.
"RKO on Jin from The Viper," Jerry Lawler said.
In ring one, Monty sets up Hunter for a Styles Clash, but suddenly, Rocky nails Monty with a Superman Punch, causing him to let go of Hunter and making him a bit woozy.
"Superman Punch, Rocky nails it on Monty," Michael Cole said.
Rocky then comes up from behind and tosses Monty over the top rope and onto the floor as the fans went crazy and chant "Rocky" for that elimination, meanwhile Rocky was celebrating his elimination in the ring.
"Another favorite to win, Monty Monogram, is out of the match," JBL said.
234th eliminated: Monty Monogram, by Rocky Balboa, Duration-15:37
As Monty walked up the ramp, he notices that a drop of rain hit his head.
"I think we are about to see some rain here, lucky the rings are covered by that roof," Jerry Lawler said.
In ring two, Austin Aries begins to give a ten punch salute on Johnny in the top left corner of ring two.
"Austin Aries is unloading like a machine gun on Johnny," Michael Cole said.
As Austin Aries got off of the corner and with fights happening in the two rings, the ten second mark appears on the Titantron, which means another person was about to enter the rumble.
"Who's entrant two hundred and sixty-six," JBL said.
To be continued…
Wow, two people that lasted over an hour, Maddie Rooney and Dean Ambrose, are now out of the match, but people like Trent, Tyler James, Johnny Mundo, Austin Moon, and Sheldon Cooper are still in the match, which is very good. Anyway, here are the stats after this chapter.
Entries gone through this story: 265
Entries left: 35
People in the ring: 31
Eliminated competitors: Barry Eisenberg, Heath Burns, Rikishi, Christie Monterio, King Barrett, Rob Van Dam, PJ Black, Bobby Roode, Michael Bennett, Lelouch Lamperouge, Chris, Rhyno, Courtney, Mark Henry, Ash Williams, Zack Ryder, Dan Hibiki, Mojo Rawley, Farkle Minkus, Leela, Hernandez, Tyler Breeze, Honky Tonk Man, Jeremy Buck, El Torito, Angélico, Tommy Dreamer, Morrigan Aensland, Psymon Stark, Vincent Valentine, Tourette's Guy, Pentagon Jr., Jack Swagger, Eric Young, Naruto Uzumaki, Rangiku Matsumoto, Eric Forman, AJ Styles, R-Truth, Finn Balor, Joey Gladstone, Luke Harper, The Nostalgia Critic, Bram, Pac-Man, Bender, Jill Valentine, Son of Havoc, Sunset Shimmer, Pacifica Northwest, Eric Cartman, Chris Redfield, Viktor, Ally Dawson, Captain America, Ron Zombie, Sexy Star, Naldo Montoya, Mitsurugi, Simon Gotch, Aiden English, Mr. Anderson, Penny, Donkey Kong, New Jack, Alan Harper, Matt Morgan, The Green Arrow, Tajiri, The Big Show, Bubba Ray Dudley, "Razor" Jake Clawson, The Miz, Falco Lombardi, Jimmy Uso, Kevin Owens, King Cuerno, Eva, Jeff Jarrett, Wolverine, Jessie Godderz, Booker T, D'Angelo Dinero, Brian Kendrick, Shinsuke Nakamura, Bo Dallas, Kurt Angle, The Sandman, Heihachi Mishima, Mil Muertes, Matt Sydal, Patrick Star, Roman Reigns, Al Bundy, Frankie Kazarian, Marco Diaz, Star Butterfly, Dalton Castle, Cid Highwind, Ed, Edd, Duncan, Kevin Nash, Scott Hall, Jesse Katsopolis, Matt Taven, Iori Yagami, Luigi, Dean Winchester, Mario, Knuckles the Echidna, Texano, Steve Urkel, Jay Briscoe, Darkwing Duck, Ethan Carter III, Wreck-It Ralph, Homer Simpson, Jake "The Snake" Roberts, Tyrus, Awesome Kong, Hiroshi Tanahashi, Lashley, Big Ryck, Dolph Ziggler, Roderick Strong, Guile, Abyss, SpongeBob SquarePants, Neville, Danny Tanner, Sabu, Triple H, Bud Bundy, Shelby Marcus, Caleb Konley, The Flash, Jay Lethal, Seth Rollins, Shikamaru Nara, Aster Phoenix, Max Buck, Apple White, Flash Sentry, "T-Bone" Chance Furlong, Sheamus, Sin Cara, Maxi, Sami Zayn, Daring Charming, Liv Rooney, Sting, Eddie Winslow, D-Von Dudley, Kenny King, Heather, Kyo Kusanagi, Hulk Hogan, Byakuya Kuchiki, Snake Plissken, Lightning, Blondie Locks, Rusev, Link, The Undertaker, Leonard Hofstadter, Matt Hardy, Curtis Axel, Cody Lambert, Justin, Sparrow Hood, Enzo Amore, Rockstar Spud, Adam Rose, Bart Simpson, Bull Dredd, Sub-Zero, Gunner, Vanessa Doofenshmirtz, Cage, Fry, Drago, Konnor, Sonic The Hedgehog, Big E, Cloud Strife, Diamond Dallas Page, MVP, Hideo Itami, Ashlynn Ella, Brian Anthony, Leshawna, Aero Star, Chavo Guerrero, King Leonidas, Darren Young, Cedric Alexander, Kazuya Mishima, Scorpion, Ryback, Dawn, D.J, Charlie Harper, The Rock, Rouge The Bat, The Godfather, Barret Wallace, Cesaro, Fenix, Jack Evans, Blue Demon Jr., Ichigo Kurosaki, Pickleboy, John Cena, Abbey Bominable, Dipper Pines, Bray Wyatt, Damien Sandow, Stardust, Kitana, Kofi Kingston, Robbie E, Porter Geiss, Liu Kang, Magnus, Angry Grandpa, Mick Foley, Xander, Alexis Rhodes, Davey Richards, Kazuchika Okada, Maddie Rooney, Dean Ambrose, and Monty Monogram.
Still in the match: Trent, Tyler James, Johnny Mundo, Austin Moon, Hunter Huntsman, Steven Hyde, Anne Maria, Sheldon Cooper, Daniel Bryan, Austin Aries, Geoff, Batman, Twilight Sparkle, Deadpool, Randy Orton, Rey Mysterio, Bridgette, Invisi Billy, Luke Skywalker, Mai Shiranui, Chris Jericho, Jin Kazama, Kurenai Yuhi, Michael Kelso, Jimmy Preston, Rocky Balboa, Kane, Felicia, Alberto El Patron, Chun-Li, and Shelton X Benjamin.
Longest time in the ring: Trent (Two hundred and nineteen minutes and counting.)
Shortest time in the ring: Adam Rose (1.7 seconds)
Most eliminations: Leshawna (nineteen eliminations)
Will Trent still be able to survive the rumble?
Will Deadpool be fine without Dean Ambrose?
And what's with the rain all of a sudden?
You have to tune in to find out.
