Chapter 43: anomaly #?
YrooXrksvi618 #52. Dipper and Mabel decide to catch the Invisible Wizard. But how do you catch a creature you can't see? Answer: have Soos accidentally spill paint on it.
AN: does anyone know what an abridged series is? Cause I can't stop thinking about "How to be an adventurer" and the jokes they made. I'm trying desperately hard not to think about the theme song, as it brings up painful memories of someone who chose to leave my life and inadvertently made my life indefinitely harder… but enough about that I've still got one last thing to write before I can read my bible say my prayers and go to bed. I still have insomnia but still, rest is rest.
Dipper and Mabel were very bored because their golf course was broken beyond repair and all their board games were always one sided victories. They tried inviting other people to play their board games with them but Dipper got frustrated that an inebriated man beat him at chess every time but lost to Mabel cause his every move is less strategy and more reaction and since Mabel also lacks strategy his passive way of playing lost him the match against Mabel leaving a very frustrated Dipper to ponder their new game of Rock Paper Scissors where each member could beat one but not the other. Thus they decided to catch the wizard that lives inside Dipper's closet. By staging a remodel and having Soos paint all the walls a bright white. Saying that they missed the inside of the closet Soos opens the door and "spills" a can of black paint into the closet that had all the clothes removed beforehand. The Wizard was so furious that he floated out into the room and tried to curse the twins but they hid behind Hot Wings who'd fallen asleep after their last game of chess where he beat Ford while absolutely smashed on wine water. Either way, the wizard tried to curse them and by extension him but a bunch of strange symbols on his hands glowed and the wizard finally spoke. "You… your armour tells of many dead sorcerers felled by your hand even if I tried, I'd never find a curse someone else hasn't already put on you right?"
"It's not my fault people think turning a shapeshifter into something doesn't amount to nothing… or that by definition you can't kill an immortal. Or that once you kill a certain number of sorcerers you gain an immunity to magic and a permanent block to the ability to learn/use magic"
"Understandable have a nice day." the wizard turned to leave through the window but the second he pulled the blinds he retreated into his closet and there he stayed… until Ford relentlessly pestered him about an interview for science.
AN: Too tired to think good see ya. Hopefully, I can sleep until noon happy birthday and Sorry I won't be able to update on Monday cause labour day. Maybe I'll upload double chapters on Tuesday too to make up for lost day if I can find no way… maybe Starbucks will be open.
