Heeyyy Thank you sooo much for the encouraging reviews! I was so happy to see that you guys liked the chapter! Thank you sooo much! Oh I got a story, yesterday, I was folding some of clothes and saw this biiiggg daddy long legs right? And it was RIGHT next to me, and I didn't see him, so when I was trying to kill ANOTHER black small spider I was all: I'll crush him with this towel, and so I moved the towel, and the freaking daddy long legs just skattered right over the towel I was gonna use and I screamed SOOOOO loud. I backed up into a door and nearly had a freakin' stroke. I then ran alll the way downstairs screaming and -god knows why- crying. Yesh I… was crying. I dunno why and then my dad was all: WTF? And I was all: S-s-spiderr!!!!! And he went up stairs and picked it up by the leg!!!!! I thought he was gonna throw it on me or something (I had to show him where it was) so I started screaming again and running like a freaking track star with tears running down my eyes. I thought it was pretty funny afterwards when the spider was out of the house. TEE HEE. But that shows how big of an arachnophobian I really am. ANYWHO- on with chapter 51!
Chapter: 51 The Merchant… and Transvestites?
I felt a twinge in my neck and awoke with a start. I looked around. I was in a small storage room… with flour bags and garden tools like that. It looked old. Shelves also lined the walls carrying items in boxes. There were two windows at the short ends of the rooms giving little light.
I tried to move forward to get up but realized I was tied to someone. It was… Luis? Why the hell him? God I felt cursed.
"Hey stupid, wake up. Get up fatty… WAKE UP!" I rammed my elbow as hard as I could into Luis's kidney. I wished for later kidney failure.
"Ow! What was that for brat?" Luis huffed. I snorted. Rick and Leon groaned, they both were handcuffed together. Leon looked startled out of a dream and Rick just looked like he was waking up from any other dream.
"You wouldn't wake up." I muttered.
"So you hit me?" He asked pissed off.
"What're you gonna do about it?" I asked grinning. He threw me an angry glare over his right shoulder.
"What am I gonna do? I'm gonna-!" He started to thrash around causing the hand cuffs to tighten and ache around my wrists. I started yelling back and fighting back also. We rolled around on the ground for a solid five minutes before Leon ordered us to stop.
"I'm looking for this girl… have you seen her?" Leon showed a picture of Ashely Graham to Luis.
"What are you a cop?" Luis asked.
"Maybe." Leon turned away.
"Hm. Lemme guess she's… the president's daughter?" Luis asked trying to sound all cool and everything. He SO didn't sound cool at all. I grunted.
"That's too good for a guess." Leon said amused.
"Heh heh. I've got psychic powers… no just kidding amigos." Luis immediately laughed at his own joke and pressed on. Somehow the dull conversation was changed to Leon and his job once more.
"I used to be a cop… once. It's just not cut out to what it was…" Luis said.
"I SERIOUSLY DOUBT YOU EVER WERE A COP. IF YOU WERE, SHIT YOU MUST'VE BEEN THE WORST GUY ON THE PRECINCT. I mean you got caught twice so far, and you couldn't even help Leon, Rick and I beat Mendez you were THAT frozen from fright!" I exclaimed. Everything went silent and once more Luis and I erupted into another fight.
"Watch out!" Luis and I rolled out of the way. An axe was brought down where we JUST had been. A ganador was standing before us with a bloody axe. Rick swore as it changed targets and went for Leon and him.
"Move NOW!" Leon ordered and both the men split in opposite directions letting the axe cut their ropes. Leon rolled off and Rick rolled into a wall not really noticing. The Ganador tried to murder Leon with another swing but Leon did this kick ass matrix move and some how catapulted the Ganador over his body using his leg and into the wall. The thing broke its neck upon landing.
"Righteous. Now untie me." I ordered. Rick smiled a little tiredly and untied the ropes. Luis looked at the Ganador completely terrified and took off running.
"JUST LIKE I SAID YA BIG BABY! WHERE'RE YOU GOING COPPER? GOING TO FIGHT SOME MORE CRIME? YOU SUCK YA PUS-" Rick covered my mouth and somehow lifted me up by my head. Don't ask. Big brothers can do those things.
"Let's just keep moving." Leon said.
"CHAPTER SAVE!" I exclaimed happily and hummed the tune of the safe room. They stared at me for a minute and I nodded.
"All done. Proceed." I walked next to Leon with Rick bringing up the back.
"Hey! I KNOW YOU! HI!!!! I LOVE YOUR WORK!!" I screamed before the … Merchant could even say anything. He stared at us at the end of the hallway through a small square window. He coughed and blinked.
"Over here, strangers…" He then walked on behind the small building we were in. Leon looked at me.
"Is that your way of dealing with fear?" Leon asked all of a sudden.
"… YES! It is!! I pretend I know people! That's how I deal with my fear!" I smiled at Rick FINALLY having a reasonable answer for all my "psychic powers".
"I don't believe you." Leon said and continued down the dirty small hallway and outside.
"What! Rickkk…" I complained to Rick who only shrugged. Apparently he gave up on excuses a long time ago.
When we got outside we saw tall rock walls surrounding us but it was a rather huge area. Our only way out was through double doors all the way over on the opposite side of the cliff's opening. There were hide outs around the place too where Ganadors would attack us once we left the small safety of the yard.
We walked around to the back of the shed and found the merchant waiting there wearing a large hooded black coat. He wore a dark purple scarf over his mouth and had demonic looking hands. A blue flame was dancing in a black torch looking pike.
"Hahaha, welcome, strangers…" The merchant chuckled and opened his cloak to reveal a bunch of fire arms and bullets… all that fancy shit.
"Oh how cool! I shot all those blue medallions! Can I get a prize HUH HUH HUH??" I asked smiling. He was quiet for a while then laughed again.
"Here's your specialized prize for shooting all the blue medallions!" He handed me a hand gun which was called the Punisher. Leon and Rick looked at me sadly. They wanted it.
"Too bad!!! I shot the medallions while you imbeciles tried to MURDER the chicken! MINE! BUY your own!" I hugged my new gun and decided to sell my old one.
"Here can I sell--" The merchant cut me off.
"WELCOME!" He apparently thought we'd "left" his store while arguing and now "returning" … His sudden out burst scared me and made me jump.
"Er Hi. I wanna sell my old hand gun…" I said and held out my hand gun. He didn't say anything. Leon and Rick looked at the merchant and wondered if he was stoned or on something.
"WHADDA YA SELLIN'?" He burst out. I fingered my new gun tempted…
"THIS!" I showed my gun into the merchant's chest. The merchant fell over and lay flat on the ground. Leon, Rick, and I watched him for a minute and finally his body decomposed and vanished.
"…" Rick looked tempted to laugh but didn't know if he should.
"Uh…. What'd you do?" Leon asked me. He wasn't sure what the cause of death was.
"Uh, geez they weren't kidding when they said the - I mean, I guess he got a heart attack." I said slowly. We all stared at where the merchant had been and pressed on. I decided to keep my old gun cuz I could use both of them. Like luggers!
A ganador said something and charged at us.
"Start sniping them down before they get to us!" Leon ordered and fired at the running old looking man. I nodded and took aim through a small crack in a rock wall. Rick stood beside Leon and sniped down the on coming savages.
Somewhere else on a helicopter…
"God damn it!!! I can't believe she'd do this! And Rick too?! My God I'm gonna kill him!" Billy punched the inside wall of the helicopter. Chris Redfield glanced back at the angry marine and continued to steer the machine.
"Hey they must have had a good reason to do it right?" Claire asked and took Billy's hand. She pulled him down to sit next to her. Billy still looked like he'd murder someone. Chris wasn't coping with his anger very well neither he was smoking up a cloud in the front. The three heroes were on their way to help out Claire Bear and Rick.
"I just can't believe they WANT to go into this danger without back up or anything." Billy said and leant against the back of the seat. Claire rubbed her eyes and sighed heavily, she too was confused by her friend's actions.
"I don't know." She said.
"They're MORONS! When we get them back home I'm chaining them to the kitchen table!" Chris yelled from the front of the helicopter.
"Calm down guys, let's not jump to conclusions okay? Let's just get over there and save them. Save the questions and punishments for later." Claire said. She wore her original clothing from the second incident in the Antarctic. Billy, his original suit but with a leather jacket. Chris had his S.T.A.R.S. uniform on from the mansion out break.
"Fine." Billy mumbled.
"FINE." Chris stated with an attitude. Claire sighed at her older brother's behavior and closed her eyes for some more sleep.
Somewhere back in Spain on a different location than our three heroes…
"Ada… Do not get too attached to any of the subjects. Most likely they all will end up dead in the end." Wesker told Ada once bumping into her again. Ada looked at him a little surprised then covered it up with a mask of ice.
"I don't know where you get that idea from." She shot back.
"Of course not. Just find the sample. I'll deal with them. Stay out of their sight alright?" Wesker inquired and cocked his gun.
"… alright." She smiled at him as if she had no problem with it.
"Krauser already knows his mission: to get rid of Leon." Wesker turned on his heel and stalked off to find the three peoples.
Back to the three enchiladas…
"It's locked…" Rick said in a bad attempt to sound bummed out.
"Look- those treasure chests, they might hold the keys! Let's separate and find them. You and Claire Bear go to the one on the roof; I'll get the one up that trail on the cliff. Go." Leon took off and as did Rick. I seriously just thought of sitting my ass down and waiting for them to return but decided not to due to the lurking about Ganadors.
"Rick wasn't there one on the roof?" I asked as Rick climbed up the ladder to the roof of the shed. A ganador appeared at the top and kicked the ladder backwards.
"AAGGHHHH!" Rick fell.
"Hm. That's funny. I thought only we could do that." I observed and shot the Ganador in the face.
"Thanks for your concern of my well being…" Rick grunted and got up.
"Oh right… sorry… OMIGAWD! RICK ARE YOU ALRIGHT??!!!!!!!" I yelled. I saw from afar Leon, smacking his fore head with the palm of his hand.
"I'm starting to feel very… very… angry…" Rick said. He probably needed a vacation.
"You don't want to make me angry…. RRAAAAHHHH THE HULK!" I reenacted the Hulk for pure entertainment but Rick didn't find it funny. He put the ladder back up and fetched the key.
"You okay Rick?" Leon asked as we met up.
"Yeah. Let's just get out of here before anything else might inflict pain." He said. He knew this wasn't the end it at all. But at least for the area they were in.
We all stepped through the newly opened door and reached a quiet trashed area. We were right outside a small strong hold. I looked around. Lots of break able barrels lay strewn about. Everything seemed gloomy and dark.
Claire, Chris, and Billy…
"This is the road that goes into the "Spooky part of Spain"?" Chris asked. The old man by the road nodded grinning. Billy shrugged when Chris looked at him for a more logical answer. Claire turned so no one could see her attempt not to laugh.
"And you're sure? Cause last time we asked you, you led us to a transvestite whore house…" Chris said through gritted teeth.
"Yes. That is the scariest place in Spain." The old man cackled to himself.
"JUST TELL ME WHERE IT IS OLD MAN OR I'LL SHOVE YOUR CRANE UP YOUR-!!" Claire covered Billy's mouth and dragged him away. Chris continued talking to the old man.
"What's wrong?" Claire asked a little frustrated with Billy.
"How would you feel if a transvestite was trying to get in your pants?!" Billy asked pissed. Claire laughed at the memory.
Flash back to ten min. ago…
"Hey there handsome… wanna tap this?" Said a normal looking lady. This is if she/he didn't have a five o'clock shadow and a very deep voice.
"NO. Get away from me!" Billy hid behind Chris who was having problems of his own with another man. Claire was waiting outside (Chris wouldn't allow her to come inside).
"Guys what's taking so-…?" Claire stopped mid sentence when she saw the scene before her. Her brother backed up into a wall with a woman's/man's hands on his buttocks and Billy tearing up feeling extremely violated whilst cowering next to Chris. Billy like wise had a man/woman harassing him, but he/she had his/her arms around his neck.
"AGGHHHHHHHH!!!" Chris screamed and took off sprinting for Claire. Billy being left alone in the corner panicked and screamed too. He sprinted behind Chris.
"Are you guys crying?" Claire asked glancing at the while the two transvestites approached.
"Noo! Just teary eyed!" Chris defended. Billy whimpered as the men/women approached.
"Hello sweetie." One said. His voice was nice but very deep.
"Hi uhm, we don't want anything so can we just leave?" Claire asked.
"Sure. Too bad though, we wanted a piece of those two. They're diffidently something to-" The other woman/man who wore a sleazy red dress was cut off from Billy and Chris's screaming. Both men ran out of the building without their sanity.
The woman/man in blue giggled and both turned to leave little Claire. Claire walked out of the building grinning and found the two men hugging each other thankful to be alive.
End of Flashback…
"Well I guess it was a little mean of the old man." Claire said. Chris joined them. His left eye was twitching. He was still traumatized.
"Ya think?" Billy asked his voice squeaky.
"Guys, he finally told me where they went. He just told us to watch out for bear traps." Chris said. They all headed back to their loaned silver Honda.
"Yeah he's probably lying about that too. Pfft. Bears? Yea right." Chris and Billy both conversed about the old man's warnings and laughed.
About ten minutes later all three were out on foot walking.
"Damn it." Chris said.
"…." Billy looked at the ground while he walked.
"Morons." Claire breathed and rolled her eyes.
A/N: Hehehe. It's an okay chapter. I thought the transvestite whore house bit was purty funny. OH and Chris and Billy are out of character I'm sure at that bit. Heh. Well, I updated pretty fast eh? Well please REVIEW!!! REVIEW REVIEW!!! I run off that stuff! I need fuel!! PLEASE! Okay, bye!
CB
