In name of The Hunger Games premiere tonight, I give you a tortured Robin while at the cinema.

And a SHIRTLESS PEETA. Well, in word form, but still. It counts.


"Oh my God. Why'd we come here again?" Robin eyed all of the fans warily.

Starfire turned to him with a serious expression, decked out in a Peeta shirt, her hair in a Katniss braid, with a mockingjay pin and boots. "Because we must do the viewing of this movie."

Her tone made him shut up instantly. Somehow they had made it close to the front of the line – maybe due to his girlfriend, who he realized he was losing to a fictional character.

He didn't even want to think about the large Josh Hutcherson picture above her bed. Safe to say they were never doing naughty things in her room again, considering she refused to take it down.

Even though the fans were for the movie of this so-called book that Starfire couldn't get him to read, he still figured that some fan would come up to him, but that didn't happen. Don't get him wrong, he hated when they did that, but still…how absolutely important is this thing?

He's just happy that Starfire hadn't hissed at any of the other Peeta-loving girls. And there were a lot of those.

He thought the outside was bad, but when they opened the doors to the theater…oh God. Before he knew it he was in the air, Starfire above him, flying them to the best choice of seating.

She turned to him with a smile. "Are you the excited as well?"

She was bouncing in her seat in excitement, and he couldn't help but smile. "Sure."

A bit – and many stampedes – later the lights dimmed and trailers began to play.

The movie started and he had to cover his ears from the loud cheers.

Throughout the whole movie there were whistles whenever 'Peeta' showed up on the screen, as well as his girlfriend's content sigh in a shirtless scene. He tried to ignore that.

It was hard, though. Every time Josh Hutcherson would show up on the screen she seemed more turned on than by him. What the hell? Who was this guy?

When the movie ended, she had a large smile on her face, her eyes alight. "Oh, that was the most wondrous movie! Do you not agree?"

He smiled tightly, and realized that he missed half of the movie while contemplating her infatuation. "Yeah, it was really good." He was just some star, though, so it didn't matter that mu-

"Oh my God, Josh Hutcherson is here!"

Before he could even open his mouth, his girlfriend was out the door. Without him. He sighed, miffed. "Really?"


Poor Robin, not measuring up to my man.

And to everyone at the premiere tonight: Happy hunger games, and may the odds be ever in your favor! ;)

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