Uh oh, bad luck, LuverOfAllThingsGIRLYMAN~~ Alfie's still pissed!


Oh! Haha, sorry Daddy! I thought that was Alabama's stupid clock! IT'S SO
LOUD!

McFlurry? Dad...

Him hurting me? Why would T.J do that? Hmm...I hope he writes me another
letter as soon as I work on my letter thing! Eheheh, been getting kind of
lazy! Hmm...Maybe Maine was right...!

Ahem, anyways, it's going to be so awkward to hand this to you when you're
right here!

Oh! Uncle Artie told me funny stories about you the other day! I didn't know
you wet the bed when you were little! Hehehe, and you're scared of ghosts?

You're NOT a bad dad. We're just difficult children...I mean, what kind of
NORMAL child burns her house down? Three times?

I'm just worried we're TOO difficult!

Well, I better let you in, you sound kind of impatient!

Oh, wait...Should I touch the door? Uwah~~


ELIZABETH.

OPEN. THE DAMN DOOR. NOW. I AM NOT IN THE MOOD FOR YOU BEING ALL 'CUTESY' AND SHOVING THE NOTE UNDER THE DOOR.

I GOT YOU A MCFLURRY AND A CHEESEBURGER AND YOU ARE GOING TO FUCKING LIKE THEM!

HE MIGHT HURT YOU BECAUSE WHEN THE WEATHER GETS BAD HE TURNS INTO A PSYCHOTIC BASTARD, THAT'S WHY!

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. I MIGHT HAVE WET THE BED, YES, BUT I AM NOT AFRAID OF GHOSTS!

I DON'T KNOW, ELIZABETH. MAYBE YOU AREN'T NORMAL? WHAT ABOUT THAT?

JUST OPENT THE FUCKING DOOR!

Alfred "READY TO FUCKING MURDER SOMETHING" Jones


Don't worry, LuverOfAllThingsGIRLYMAN~ I still love you and Alfie still loves Lizzy, he's just really angry right now!