Disclaimer: I don't own APH.
AN: Sorry about not updating in such a long, long time! I've been...super busy and stressed and you know how it goes. Well, this is a one shot for AikoujOi!
"Come on…Iggy! It'll be fun!" America begged.
England currently had his eyes closed and was leaning against the kitchen counter. It was much, much too early for this. Like one hundred and fifty years too early. He did not want to have America and Russia standing in his kitchen at seven in the morning.
Russia held a cup of tea in front of England's face. "Here, England, drink this."
England cautiously took a sip. It wasn't poisoned or spiked. "What is it that you two wanted again?"
"We want to watch scary movies and we want you to watch it with us!" Alfred held up a stack of DVDs. "Please, please, please, Iggy!"
"Why do you need me?" England drank more of the tea. It was very good. Russia could make good tea.
"Because it'll be fun and you don't have fun anymore!"
England debated for a minute. He could argue for the next thirty minutes with America and end up watching the movies sullenly. Or, he could fake giving in and end up watching the movies and having fun all the same.
"Fine."
After twelve hours of scary movies, America was shaking worse than a rabbit in a thunderstorm, half on Russia's lap and gripping England's arm tightly. Well, at least England knew Russia's angle.
They got a call from one of America's states, Tennessee.
"Hey! I totally double dog dare you to go spend a night Camden! In that woods were Patsy Cline died!"
The giggly teenage state hung up the phone. She knew her father would totally do it.
Sure enough, England, Russia, and America ended up in the forest. Russia had proven his worth by starting a fire.
"Like, oh my god, this is so creepy and scary and—what was that?!"
England sighed. "That was a squirrel." He pointed it out.
"O-Oh yeah."
Russia laughed.
The next four hours passed just like that, with America freaking out at every little thing, England being logical and bored, and Russia laughing creepily.
"America, can we go home?" England asked.
"No! We were double dog dared to stay here so we are going to!"
Just then, they heard someone approaching. This time it wasn't a squirrel. It was a figure. A woman.
"I-Is that a woman?" America asked, barely breathing.
England nodded. Russia stood up protectively. His eyes widened.
"I-Is s-she a ghost?"
"Worse!"
The trio ran away as the woman got closer.
It was Belarus.
AN: So, now I'm off to go move to Estonia, where I will slowly take over the government and then take over the world. It shall be very, very fun.
Happy April Fool's! XD
