A/N: Friday the 13th really was unlucky for me. D: Hope you all had better.
From: Flint
Subject: Beauty Secrets
Mello,
I have several burning questions for you. Here's a short list:
1.) I notice that a few other people who have sent you questions have nicknames for you. Naturally, I'd feel left out if I didn't get to call you something too. So, can I call you Mello - Yello?
2.) I saw that when you were first introduced you had a totally different hairstyle. I actually didn't like it...but after the bomb incident you had a totally different style which was HOT!!! I spent about five minutes drooling at the picture. So a. did the bomb change your hairstyle, b. did Matt cut your hair? or c. Did you actually see a stylist? Personally I think that it was the bomb.
3.) Now for a really stupid question. If I had five caramel chocolate chip cookies and I ate six, how many would I have left?
4.) I think that you and Matt have more than platonic intentions towards each other because I have never seen a straight guy wear a shirt that reveals his midriff. That was more of a statement than a question, I know.
5.) Have you read fanfiction between you and Matt? When you guys are f---ing, I noticed that some authoresses state that your burn is a 'sensitive' area. Aren't all the nerve endings dead there? 'Cause I have a bad burn on my hand and it doesn't feel like anything. I prodded it and it just felt like scar tissue ne?
6.) How long have you been / were in the mafia?
7.) Do you eat chocolate to stay slim because I switched to just cookies and ice cream for a few days and actually lost weight.
8.) How many chocolate bars would I have to give you for me to borrow Matt for an afternoon? I recently built this cloning machine and I want to test it out...
...I actually have no questions for Matt but tell him that I say hi!
Sincerely,
Flint
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Dear Flint,
1 Ah, sure. Matt started calling me that, too, after reading some yaoi comic book. Whatever yaoi means. –scratches head-
2. I actually didn't change my hair. It just appeared to seem that way because I grew taller by a little (Hahaha, I have beaten Near in height, who I suspect will have osteoporosis and grow even SHORTER!). And er, yeah, I guess Matt had to cut a little off because they were burnt or something. Not a very pretty sight.
3. None. But you would have a horrible sense of mathematics and an imaginary cookie in your stomach. Taste good?
4. Did it ever occur to you that maybe I just didn't have any money to buy a shirt that's actually my size? Wait…me? Without money? Never. I guess you're right then.
5. Actually, burns can only affect the nerve endings if they are to a certain degree. First degree burns hurt because your nerve endings are still working, and are not affected. Second degree hurts, too, but still, the nerve endings aren't killed. Only in the third degree do they die, but when it's starting to scar and heal, that's when it hurts like shit.
6. Since I left the Whammy House after giving up the L title to Near as a kid.
7. Hmm…let me just do the math here…let's say…50…carry the 1…times 3…259 bars. Deal or no deal?
Sincerely, Mello
A/N: Yes, I guess Mello does watch Deal or No Deal. He likes laughing at the people who get a buck or any low prizes. Hehe. And so do I, I suppose. Send the Qs to: snowrabbit399(at)gmail(dot)com.
