Inside Joke
A/N: piece of advice: don't write serious fanfic while watching the gag reel X)
A/N/N: In case you're confused this is still in "The Leap", at about 1am... or later.
A/N/N/N: Thank you msmanuscript for pointing out a typo.
Barney didn't want to tell Lily.
What would Lily do?
She would 'aww' him – ugh. He did not need Lily and Marshall's aw'ing. He was already full of awe. Awesome, that is, what up. He'd have to remember that later when he talked to Robin. She'd probably break into a grin and high five him...
In any case Lily would just be annoying and Marshall wouldn't help him much either.
He didn't need that. He didn't need to tell them everything he did – that'd be way too clingy.
So Barney went home to get a few hours of extra sleep.
