Jade West: YOU SON OF A BITCH

Beck Oliver: What?

Jade West: you are SO dead

Beck Oliver: YEAH BUT WHY

Jade West: SO YOU ASK WHY! LIKE YOU DON'T ALREADY KNOW

Beck Oliver: Baby if I knew I would already apologize for it. I'm not in the mood to deal with you

Jade West: TO DEAL WITH ME?! SO YOU DON'T WANT ME ANYMORE

Beck Oliver: baby let's take a deep breath

Beck Oliver: I need you to explain me what happened, okay?

Jade West: YOU GOTTA UNDERSTAND IT BY YOURSELF

Beck Oliver: just a little hint?

Jade West: NO

Beck Oliver: pleaseee?

Jade West: okay!

Jade West: YOU FORGOT SOMETHING

Beck Oliver: SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT

Jade West:

Beck Oliver: BABY I'M SO SO SORRY. You are my favorite little birthday girl IN THE WHOLE WORLD

Jade West: It's 5 the afternoon.

Beck Oliver: I'M SORRY I HAD REHEARSALS THE WHOLE DAY I TOTALLY FORGOT

Jade West: okay

Beck Oliver: baby you know that I would NEVER forget your birthday! I am so stressed out these days.

Jade West: no it's really okay! It's just my birthday. I wasn't planning on doing anything anyways

Beck Oliver: of course we will do something for your birthday!

Jade West: I don't want to do annoying and I certainly don't want everyone to know that I'm having my birthday

Beck Oliver: BUT YOU'RE TURNING EIGHTEEN

Jade West: Beck enough! I don't want to have a party or anything

Beck Oliver: I love you

Jade West: me too

Beck Oliver: and you know that I would never forget your birthday

Jade West: you kinda did

Beck Oliver: no, I didn't

Jade West: what?

Beck Oliver:

Jade West: shit beck what have you done??

Beck Oliver: just go to the

Jade West: ugh okay

Jade West: you didn't!

Beck Oliver: well...

Jade West: fuck! I love you so much!!!!!

Beck Oliver: I love you more than you love me

Jade West: I AM LITERALLY SCREAMING

Jade West: YOU GAVE ME THE BEST PRESENT IN THE WHOLE WORLD

Beck Oliver: I would never forget your birthday

Jade West: of course you wouldn't