Jade West: YOU SON OF A BITCH
Beck Oliver: What?
Jade West: you are SO dead
Beck Oliver: YEAH BUT WHY
Jade West: SO YOU ASK WHY! LIKE YOU DON'T ALREADY KNOW
Beck Oliver: Baby if I knew I would already apologize for it. I'm not in the mood to deal with you
Jade West: TO DEAL WITH ME?! SO YOU DON'T WANT ME ANYMORE
Beck Oliver: baby let's take a deep breath
Beck Oliver: I need you to explain me what happened, okay?
Jade West: YOU GOTTA UNDERSTAND IT BY YOURSELF
Beck Oliver: just a little hint?
Jade West: NO
Beck Oliver: pleaseee?
Jade West: okay!
Jade West: YOU FORGOT SOMETHING
Beck Oliver: SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
Jade West:
Beck Oliver: BABY I'M SO SO SORRY. You are my favorite little birthday girl IN THE WHOLE WORLD
Jade West: It's 5 the afternoon.
Beck Oliver: I'M SORRY I HAD REHEARSALS THE WHOLE DAY I TOTALLY FORGOT
Jade West: okay
Beck Oliver: baby you know that I would NEVER forget your birthday! I am so stressed out these days.
Jade West: no it's really okay! It's just my birthday. I wasn't planning on doing anything anyways
Beck Oliver: of course we will do something for your birthday!
Jade West: I don't want to do annoying and I certainly don't want everyone to know that I'm having my birthday
Beck Oliver: BUT YOU'RE TURNING EIGHTEEN
Jade West: Beck enough! I don't want to have a party or anything
Beck Oliver: I love you
Jade West: me too
Beck Oliver: and you know that I would never forget your birthday
Jade West: you kinda did
Beck Oliver: no, I didn't
Jade West: what?
Beck Oliver:
Jade West: shit beck what have you done??
Beck Oliver: just go to the
Jade West: ugh okay
Jade West: you didn't!
Beck Oliver: well...
Jade West: fuck! I love you so much!!!!!
Beck Oliver: I love you more than you love me
Jade West: I AM LITERALLY SCREAMING
Jade West: YOU GAVE ME THE BEST PRESENT IN THE WHOLE WORLD
Beck Oliver: I would never forget your birthday
Jade West: of course you wouldn't
