Disclaimer: I don't own Merlin.
A/N: Warning: Mockery of self-insert characters.
"Who are you?" Merlin demanded to the raven haired woman that was sprawled across his bed.
"Don't be rude. I'm the twin sister you never knew you had." She replied cheerfully.
Merlin blinked rapidly, "You're my what?"
"Your twin. I was kidnapped at birth by a Priestess of the Old Religion. It's my destiny to fall in love with the prince."
He looked owlishly at her, trying to find his voice.
"We are going to have all sorts of fun together." She continued and jumped off the bed, pulling her brother into a hug, "I'm so glad I found you!"
Start with a D: So, apparently I've been recuited into some sort of program to convince you to get an accout. You know, this is peer pressure. I won't turn into a sheep. NO! *baaa* Thanks for all the reviews!
