Hi guys, another chapter, with five new rules:D Also, a cameo appearance of Sean Ornelas. This character belongs to TEDOG, who's also wrote a Gotham FF with him as a main character. You really have to check it out. It's called: Gotham


#271. I am not allowed to spank Bruce bare rear

Bruce is taking his morning shower but this time he had taken precautions. This time, a certain cat girl wouldn't sneak upon him without his notice. He had locked the door, ha. Bruce grins proudly as he hears Selina, madly yelling at him on the other side of the door.

"I WILL GET YOU FOR this you little ….- The last part Bruce couldn't hear, because the young, and angry girl stomped off when she screamed it.

Bruce grins even more.

Without him knowing it, Selina had returned, with a screwdriver. Withing seconds, she had unlocked the door. Bruce, still in his pleased-self moment, isn't aware of anything, until...

"Hiya, kiddo!" Right on cue, the young girls lashes with a wet towel against Bruce's bare rear, making the boy shriek and hanging on the ceiling. "I told you I would get you for this." Cue wide smirk.


#272. I am not allowed to taunt Jim for being spanked by Lee

Jim drags himself into the precinct. Every part of his body hurts. Even the parts he never knew he had before. With small, baby steps, Jim crosses the large room, over to his desk, meeting the confused eyes of Captain Barnes. Selina, perched on the desk, eating a sandwich. She grins with mouth full. Jim scowls at her.

"Rough night?" Barnes asked, frowning. Jim doesn't reply, just sits down into his chair, only to jump up quickly again. His butt hurts too. Barnes frowns even more.

"And that's why I'm here!" Selina suddenly cries gleefully, brandishing her arms to get their attention, almost knocking Barnes in the face. Barnes looks at her, confused. He already forgot she was in the room, eating his sandwich, which she had stolen from his lunch box. "I'm replacing Jim for a day, because Barb called me this morning, telling me that Jim had been a naughty boy. But we already knew that. It appears, Lee gave him a taste of his own medicine."

"Wait, what?" Barnes asked, ignoring Jim's 'please-don't-ask-her-anything' gestures.

"Well, yesterday he blamed me for taking and hiding his gun, which he named Barbara," cue, wide smirk. "Okay, I admit, I did take it, but still, no reason to spank a girl, right?"

Barnes frowns even more, his face turns murderous; "You spanked a fourteen year old girl?"

Jim shakes his head, rapidly. Selina nods her head, rapidly. "And, according to Barb, Lee made him feel it, all night long."

"How does Barb- Jim tries to ask, but soon finds himself scrambling through the precinct, when an angry roaring Barnes chases him all over the place, bellowing; "I'M TRUSTING YOU TO HELP ME CLEAN THIS DEPARTMENT. AND WHAT DO I HEAR? YOU HIT A, POOR INNOCENT FOURTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL!

Behind them, a soft thud, when Selina rolls off the desk and onto the floor, laughing her head off.


#273. I am not allowed to ask what she used

Lee walks into the precinct, noticing a true chaos. This is what she sees:

Jim, scrambling through the precinct, with a mad and hollering Barnes in tow. Ed, screaming something really mean, addressed to Jim, cue followed by Ed, screaming to himself to shut up. On the floor, beside Jim's desk, a happy cackling, Kitty Cat Kyle.

From that point, Lee knows that can never be good. Everyone knows, a cackling Kitty Cat Kyle, means troubles. And it seems Jim was the new target of her antics. Before Lee could take another step, she finds her path being blocked by...

"Selina? What's going on here?"

The girl just shrugs, smiling widely before clutching herself onto Lee's arms, staring at her with big round eyes. "What did you use?"

"Pardon?"

"What did you use to spank Jim with?"

Lee turns red, shaking the girl off of her, quickly rushing across the room, trying to get away from Selina as fast as possible.

"Come on, tell meeeeeeeeeeeee!"


#274. I am not allowed to take home a baby named Richard Grayson

"Aw, isn't it a cutie!" Selina cries gleefully, looking at the tiny boy in her arms, rocking it soothingly.

"If you think it's a cutie, why don't you take him with you!" Barbara whines, burying her face in her pillow. That boy kept me awake all night!" Selina frowns. "Well, Tabby met this woman, who told her she couldn't take care of the child anymore, so she asked Tabby if she wanted to raise him. Tabby said yes, Theo-Leo said no. Tabby kept whining so Theo-Leo went ahead. But, since they're both too busy with other things, they force me to take care of him."

Barbara, still buried with her face in the pillow, hadn't noticed the girl already had dashed off after the words "If you think it's a cutie, why don't you take...

"Hiya, Mr. Flowerworth!" Selina strolls into the laundry room, holding up something to show. Poor Alfred nearly fainted, at the sight of a baby. "He's mine now! Isn't it a cutie? Kiddo! Say hi to our baby boy, Richard!"


#275. I am not allowed to disturb Alfred while he's trying to read the newspaper

Alfred, sitting in the study, reading the newspaper, suddenly reading one of the head-lines, out loud to Bruce; "GCPD is looking for Sean Ornelas. Detective Jim and Bullock are looking for a thirteen year old kid, who probably might know something more about the Wayne murder. The young boy-

"Alfred, can I tell you a secret?" Selina cries happily into his ear, making him a little deaf on one side. Alfred scowls. "Don't tell anyone I told you this, but you're actually a really sweet man. And even though you yell at me, I know you do that because you love me and care about me. I want to tell you, I appreciate that and I lov-

"Miss Kyle! What did you do this time?"


So, another five rules, be sure to check out TEDOG's story:D Also, requests still welcome:D