Author's Note: Here's a chapter starring two One Piece characters who don't get tortured enough in this fic - Garp and Sengoku. Enjoy.

Disclaimer: I don't own One Piece or My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.


It was a normal day at a Marine base as Sengoku did paperwork like a boss.

"Buy a gun!" Sengoku randomly shouted like a boss.

"Like a boss!" Pwngoat yelled like a boss.

"In my mouth!" Sengoku shouted like a boss. Then, Garp burst into the room.

"I'm Black*Star, the man who will surpass God!" Garp proclaimed as he entered Sengoku's office.

"GTFO," Sengoku told Garp.

"Nope! Today's my day off, and you're joining me!" Garp said.

"It's not my day off! How dare you make me go out and pick wildflowers and snuggle bunnies and cheese balls with you!" Sengoku yelled.

"Well, slap me like I'm Joffery! You just ruined our back-up plans for today!" Garp yelled.

"Back-up? Oh, Dear Lord! Just what are you planning?" Sengoku asked Garp, who gave Sengoku a ticket. "A Brony Con? What in the name of David Tennant is a Brony Con?"

Garp pulled off his uniform, revealing a T-shirt with Rainbow Dash on it.

"It's a My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic convention," Garp explained. Sengoku facepalmed.

"What has gotten into you, Garp?" Sengoku asked himself. Some time later, Garp and Sengoku were in line at the convention center hosting the Brony con.

"Did somebody throw up rainbows all over these people?" Sengoku asked Garp as they watched cosplayers walk by.

"That's how a pony cosplay is supposed to look. It's not like your name is 'Pants' or anything, just saying," Garp said. Sengoku sighed as they got to the front of the line.

"Tickets, please," Akainu requested. He was cosplaying as Fluttershy.

"Akainu, what in the name of the Kagamine Rin song I Can Take off my Panties are you doing here?" Sengoku asked the Admiral.

"This is a summer job. Please don't tell my wife," Akainu requested. "Anyway, head on in. Your fellow Bronies and Pegasisters are waiting for you."

Garp entered the main hall of the convention center, but Akainu stopped Sengoku.

"You're not in cosplay," Akainu pointed out.

"I don't want to," Sengoku said like a little kid denied a toy. Akainu then put a bag over Sengoku's head.

"There, you're Derpy Hooves. Have fun," Akainu said. With a sigh, Sengoku joined Garp in the convention hall.

"Why can't I be Gamzee Makara?" Sengoku asked Garp.

"Because he's an insane Juggalo. Now, wanna go to the screening room or the pony games first?" Garp asked Sengoku.

"Screening room. That way, nobody will see the bag on my head, which is a virtual mark of shame," Sengoku said. Five hours later…

"Oh, my virgin ears!" Sengoku sobbed as he and Garp exited the screening room.

"Oh, suck it up. At least there were no Rebecca Black ponies," Garp told Sengoku. Then, Luffy walked by cosplaying as a Rebecca Black pony. "Luffy, did you change your underwear?!"

"Yes, Gramps," Luffy said as he picked his nose and walked away. Sengoku facepalmed.

"Why is your grandson here?" Sengoku asked Garp.

"Because a Brony Con is wholesome fun for the whole family," Garp explained right before a riot started. "Shit."

Garp and Sengoku got out their guns.

"This is the Marines! Stop rioting, or we will have to use force!" Garp and Sengoku yelled to the rioters, who froze.

"You're not my mom!" Marco yelled before he took some guy's Pinkie Pie plusie and stormed off. Garp sighed.

"Come on, loser, we're going shopping," Garp said as he dragged Sengoku into the dealer's room. Shanks approached them.

"What do you want, Red-Haired?" Sengoku asked. Shanks put his arms behind his head and stuck out his tongue.

"Draw me like one of your French girls," Shanks panted. Sengoku and Garp rolled their eyes and walked away. "I'll pay you in gum!"

Garp and Sengoku continued on into the dealer's room. They then approached a booth run by Ace and Sabo, who were laughing.

"It starts to feel like a barricade
That keep us away
To keep us away, it kind of does
It starts to feel like a barricade
To keep us away
Keep us away

Full speed half blind
Full tilt decline
We turn to past times
Full speed half blind," Ace and Sabo sang like they were drunk. The two Marines sweatdropped.

"What the fudgesicles?!" Sengoku cried.

"We just saw the guy who got cast as Gloss in the next Hunger Games movie. That poor guy. I mean, who names their baby boy 'Gloss'?" Ace ranted.

"Drunk people?" Garp guessed. Ace grabbed Garp by the shirt.

"Girl, I remember when we was sittin' on your couch, watchin' Good Will Hunting, holdin' hands and drinkin' milkshakes. But milkshakes melt, people change, and you dumped me on my birthday - right after I bought you that really expensive thing from the Body Shop called 'Jojoba Loofah Milk Towel' or something like that. That I sold 147 Cutco knives to afford, but, whatever, hey, it's cool. I've moved on you know; I'm happy now - Well, happy in a crying sorta way. You know, curled up naked in the shower biting your knees wishing you were dead kinda happy. But, I realized you were right, we were never meant to be. And, you know what? Thank God! 'Cause you're the most vapid, whiny blah I've ever met. Always making fun of my clothes, telling me how hot other guys are… Asking me to pay you gas money?! Buy your own gas you bug-eyed mooch! It's your car and it costs more than my house! Oh, and now you're going around trying to sleep with my friends?! Hey good, that really makes you an empowered individual - No wait, did I say empowered individual? I meant two-cent gutter slut! Listen you tanning-bed-baked, broke-ass, goat-faced, oompa-loompa monkey problem, I am proud to shop at Target, I'll wear warm-up pants any day of the week! Yes, your ass did look fat in those jeans, your mom's a MILF, and I plan to get on your little sister just as soon as I give her a call back!" Ace angrily ranted to Garp. Somewhere in the convention hall, Ludo fans cheered.

"Yeah, baby! Ludo Bagman's my homeboy!" Yasopp yelled as he fired his guns in the air. Smoker put Yasopp in handcuffs.

"Do you have permission to use those guns?" Smoker asked Yasopp.

"No, but I'm an Ed Sheeran fangirl," Yasopp answered. Smoker began to cry manly tears.

"Let me touch your guns!" Smoker yelled. Garp and Sengoku sweatdropped.

"Jegus…" Sengoku commented. Heathcliffe walked by. He was eating a Heath Bar and dressed up as Heath Ledger's most brooding, dark character that isn't the Joker.

"Woah… Heathception, man!" Garp commented as he rummaged around in his fanny pack to find an MP3 of the song Black Friday Rule.

"What am I even doing here?" Heathcliffe wondered out loud. Garp looked to Sengoku.

"Ready to go?" Sengoku asked Garp.

"Sure. Let me drop hundreds of dollars on pony merchandise first," Garp explained. Sengoku facepalmed.

"You're getting a pay cut," Sengoku told Garp.


Ending Note: Review if you want to see not-nice things such as Luffy and Ace getting their own camping show, Zoro on Toddlers and Tiaras, or if you want to see the Capricorns re-enact the events of the book The Outsiders.