Okay, to reply the question I received since the latest update, the reason why Sean is called 'uncle' in stead of 'daddy' is because as said before, Sean doesn't feel comfortable around baby Richard because of the creepy person who sends letters. Since Selina desperately wants to include Sean in the family, but also knows Sean doesn't like 'daddy' (though she doesn't know the reason), she respects that and calls Sean uncle. Maybe, later on Sean will start calling himself 'daddy' in front of Richard:D
Anyway, I wanted to clear that out before heading to the next update. The next 5 chapters will be all sleepover editions. 2 girls edition, 1 boys + men edition, 1 boys edition, and 1 men edition. The men edition will not completely about the male adults only, there will be some parts with Lee as well because, well, she really doesn't want to be around when the males start acting crazy.
Anyway, enjoy this one, and this one is about the girls. Though, there is a little Selina and her Kitty Toys moment, though, maybe it can also be, Barbara and her Bab's toy Sean Ornelas moment LOL
Chapter 51: Sleepover edition: Girls wanna have fun
Selina found it was about time she and her female friends had some proper girls night alone, with no single boy around. A entire house for them alone. Sadly enough, Alfred didn't agree, so she had to come up with a new plan.
That's when she remembered her first night with Bruce and Sean alone, at Barbara's empty apartment. Oh, the memories. Selina smirks at the memory of her and the boys pillow fight.
"Whatever you're plotting inside that crazy head of yours, the answer stays no," Alfred bellows, rounding onto his heels and stomps over to the couch. "Now, do something quit so I can take a nap. Master Bruce ordered me to take one!"
"Sure, Alfred, no problem," Selina smiles sweetly. Alfred eyes her suspiciously as she strolls out the room. Soon as she's out the door, the cat-girl screams; "Girls, we're going to have some fun at Barbara's place!"
A few hours later, the gang of girls are waiting at Barbara's door for Selina to break in and open it for them. Soon, the cat-girl's grinning face pops around the corner of the door and steps aside to let them in.
"Okay, let's start off with some wine-tasting," Selina smirks, raiding Barbara's wine cellar and holding up a few bottles to show her friends. They all grin equally wide. "And the best thing is, no Alfred to stop us!"
The girls sit around sipping different kinds while saying fancy things about their bouquets like they are wine experts, which they aren't. A few bottles later, most of them are pretty tipsy.
Then, suddenly the front door opens and someone enters the apartment. Selina and her friends are too tipsy to stand straight onto their feet and escape in time. Even Annie couldn't, who tried to speed off but tripped over the coffee table and fell onto Selina. Both girls giggling madly.
"Hi?" a voice says, and all the girls look up, noticing a tall woman with long blond hair standing in the doorway. It turns out Barbara did return after all.
They all look at Selina, who waves sheepishly to the woman; "Hey, Barbara."
"Where is Jim?" Barbara asked, obviously thinking he had babysit duty again.
"Ehm, he dropped off his keys like last week," Selina says, staring embarrassed at the floor. The other girls quickly crawl up to their feet, scurrying behind Selina for protection in case Barbara might explode in anger.
Slowly the tall woman, little wobbly on her feet, makes way toward the girls, never taking her eyes off of them. Then, grabbing a glass and a half-empty bottle of wine; "Well, screw Jim anyway, right?"
They all give Barbara a quick nod, and the woman drops her butt onto the couch, meeting their eyes one by one; "So, who are you guys?"
Thirty minutes later of being interrogated by Barbara about Jim's new girlfriend, and the girls assured her it was only a matter of time before Jim skips back to her (I mean, how long can Jim take the fact he's dating a sociopath's mom?), Selina cries excitedly; "Speaking of Jim! Let's prank call him! We still didn't get him back for that 'speeding' ticket he gave you a few days ago."
Annie nods agreed, and Barbara frowns; "Speeding ticket."
"Yeah, apparently as pedestrian, you are not allowed to walk faster than 3 miles an hour, or if you're in a hurry, 6 miles per hour."
"Okay, so what was the problem then?" Barbara frowns even more.
"Well, me running 1,236 miles per hour was a little too fast for Mister 'I'm-the-only-not-dirty-cop- in-Gotham' so he gave me a speeding ticket."
"Yeah, he waited us up at the Manor," Selina scowls. "But we will get him back!" Selina grabs for the phone and dials Jim's cell-phone number, but not when she first hid her number to make it an anonymous call.
The boys and men, being in a heated pillow fight after all, hear Jim's cell-phone ringing, but when the not-dirty-cop tries to make a grab for it, Bullock tackles him and sits on top of him, and bellows as he picks up; Wayne Manor, House Of Trousers, Bullock speaking!"
*Selina, pinching her nose to make her voice sound male-like* "Suspect appears to be male. Between 58 and 510. His shoes are black."
"Wait! What!?" Bullock bellows into the phone and all the girls hold in a fit of laughter. A few seconds later Jim's voice sounds through the phone.
Rikki takes the phone from Selina and disguises her voice; "Some call that suspect a bird. The suspect himself goes under different names like; Dimitri, Pablo and Peter Humboldt. What's the suspects true name?"
The girls, who has the phone now on speaker, smother their guffawing laughter in Barbara's pillows, including Barbara herself as they hear Jim grunt. Apparently the cop is stunned.
Then, suddenly Edward's voice echoes through phone, telling them he loves riddles. Selina grins widely and purrs into the phone; "Follow your heart but take your brain with you."
Edward Nygma stares dazed to the phone, and suddenly it's Bruce who takes the phone and about to hang up when Selina quickly shouts in deep male voice; "Don't hang up, Bruce Wayne. There's a message you have to take for Sean Ornelas!"
"Yes," Bruce's voice sounds very softly and the girls imagine how he's shaking like a leaf in the wind.
"Tell Sean, we abducted the suspect like he wanted us to and hid him in the forest for questioning."
There's a lot of mutterings on the other end of the phone and the girls collapse to the ground in pure laughter, holding in their fit of giggling's but still roll over the floor. It's something like; ROFWSL (Rolling Over The Floor With Silent Laughter)
They have to halt their ROFWSL because suddenly it's Sean who bellows through the phone; "Who's this. What suspect!? What are you talking about!?"
Selina purrs; "Don't tell them it's me, but what do you call a pile of kitties? And also, can we speak to Jim again?"
There's an angry growl, and suddenly Jim's voice barks through the phone; "Who is this!? If you think this is funny!"
Annie scribbles something down onto a piece of paper for Selina to read and say to Alfred Then Selina starts to breath slowly into the speaker and whispers in a small quiet voice; reading what Annie wrote; "I'm going to get you and then hang up!"
"What!" Jim scowls, and Annie slaps her forehead, mouthing to Selina she wasn't meant to read that part. She was meant to hang up. Selina grins sheepishly and quickly hangs up. After this silly gaffe, the girls and Barbara still laughed their faces off.
A few hours later the girls had done a pillow fight, did some make-up experiments on one and another and found Jim's old clothes and disguised themselves with it and had a play. They all played a different version of Jim.
Selina played street villain Jim. Annie played super speeding Jim. Rikki played merman Jim. Jacky played a two-faced Jim. Yeah, it was still a little hard for her to spend a night without her twin-brother, so she played Jim as male version and female version. Hence the two-faced part. And Barbara, well Barbara played a drunken Jim.
Barbara passed out on the couch and the girls grabbed the limo keys and sneak out the apartment, taking the fancy limo for a spin around town. Selina drives first while Annie and Rikki poke their heads out through the ceiling window. All three sing from the top of their lungs.
"We come home in the morning light and Alfred yells 'why you lot never listen to me?' Oh Alfred dear you know you're still #1, but girls, they want to have fun. Oh girls just want to have… That's all they really want… some fun!"
The loony cat-girl steers the car through the streets, honking at Penguin as she rides by. Penguin jumps a mile high in shock, then swaying his fist madly at them. They just cost him a million, because he was about to do some dodgy business with Falcone's men.
Excitedly, Rikki races the limo through some alleyways. Yeah, she changed spots with Selina, who now stood beside Annie and had her head poked out the window too. They resume their singings.
"When the working day is done, oh girls, they want to have fun. Oh girls just want to have fun."
Selina: "Girls they wanna…
Annie: "wanna have fun…
Rikki: "Girls wanna have fun!"
"Rikki! Stop!" Selina suddenly shouts from the top of her lungs and the young mermaid hits the break. The limo halts, abruptly. "That's my Kitty Toys! Awe, they look so lonely!"
Selina is right. Sean Ornelas and Bruce Wayne, AKA Selina's Kitty Toys, saunter onto the sidewalk. Sean has head lowered down and his hands stuffed into his pants pocket while Bruce walked around excitedly. It's the first time since chapter 22 he's out at night, and without Alfred.
"Kitty Toys!" Selina cries excitedly and jumps out the limo, scrambling over to her boys, hugging them tightly. They can barely breath. "You boys come with us!"
From a far, the mysterious, nasty person who sends Sean threat letters watches from the shadows how Selina drags her two boys into the limo and cross off. Then, quickly climbing up to the rooftop of a tall building, he watches the limo disappear into the distance.
"I will get you, Sean Ornelas! And that little girlfriend of yours, will call me my Kitty Toy-
"Sir, the men are wondering-
"Can't you see I'm busy?!" The deranged, mysterious person shouts, rounding on his heels and slowly moves closer to his goon, giving the poor man the worst pummel ever.
The girls spin the limo through the streets and through some red traffic lights as they sing; "Girls, girls just wanna have fun. They just wanna, they just wanna have fun. Girls, girls just wanna have fun!"
Bruce and Sean can't help themselves and move their bodies on the beat of the song. They have to admit it's quite a catchy song.
Suddenly, the siren of a police car wails and the 'crowd' see a police car turning around the corner. Rikki immediately hits the gas and the limo spurts off. The police car pursued.
The heavy and bumpy car chase doesn't stop the girls from singing, and they cue in for their solos as Rikki tries to get rid of the cops.
Selina: "They just wanna, they just wanna…
Annie: "Girls, girls just wanna have fun
Rikki: They just wanna, they just wanna have fun.
Bruce and Sean: "Girls, girls just wanna have fun
Girls: "When the workin'
Boys: "When the workin' day is done
Girls: "Oh when the workin' day is done
Boys: "Oh girls…
All: "Girls just wanna have fun!"
Suddenly another police car shows up at the scene, and Rikki has no choice to hit the break because the second cop car blocks her way. They all grunt. The police gave them a speeding ticket, which would be paid by Alfred Pennyworth, and someone else had to drive the limo back to the manor. Someone responsible. Someone named Sean Ornelas.
Thirty minutes later Sean parks the car in front of Barbara's apartment to drop off the girls. How he and Bruce found themselves five seconds later inside the apartment, they can't really remember, but it involved a fly swatter, a paddle and chocolate bar.
Barbara is still lying slumped out on the couch, still wearing Jim's clothes. It was a really sad scene to watch, so Selina decided to wake her up. Barbara really needs to stop with her self-pity.
Barbara jolts awake, staring at the crowd with a drunken gaze. That's when her eyes land on the two boys, and she starts to look curiously.
"Yeah, meet hot Bruce Wayne and hunk Sean Ornelas!" Selina cries excitedly, brandishing her arms widely.
"Could you please stop calling me a hunk?" Sean asks, feeling a little embarrassed, and then mutters; "I'm not a hunk. I'm ugly."
Barbara jumps up from the couch like it's on electricity and heads over to Sean, grabbing one of Jim's old suits on the way and takes Sean by his hand to her very large mirror. She stands still in front of it, holding Sean between her and the mirror. Then, she takes off his hoody.
"You're growing up to be a very handsome good looking young man. Something you can use to your advantage. Your appearance can be a weapon, as powerful as any knife or gun."
"Yeah?" Sean asks, slowly turning around to face her. "What's good has it done you?" Sean throws the suit in her arms and storms off. Bruce pursued.
"Well done, Barb, now you chased my Kitty Toys away!"
So, what do you think? Let me know by review:D Also, I'm so glad FF is up and running again. I was a little scared I couldn't update my stories:D
