Oh…myGod. The sexual reference to Hisagi and Yumichika was so blatantly IN YOUR FACE in this episode I'm surprised I didn't notice it before .
The image of Hisagi panting like that is forever imprinted in my memory…not that I mind XD
Speaking of Hisagi, *cough cough* is it just me or is his AND Kensei's 69 tattoo very STRATEGICALLY placed so that it sort of LOOKS like the position 69? XD
Hisagi: Tattoo near mouth= 6
Kensei: Tattoo near nether regions= 9
Geddit? Geddit? Okay, moving on. My inner pervert needed a moment…
EPISODE 56
'All things in the universe turn to ashes!' Yamamoto rumbles. 'Ryugen Jakka!'
'It's always the old guy with the ultra-super hidden powers,' Shunsui sighs.
'Agreed,' Ukitake mutters.
'Ew. My outfit is dirty after my battle,' Yumichika sighs and wrinkles his nose. 'I want a wardrobe change.'
'Yumichika, it wouldn't make sense why you-!' Urahara sighs.
'I WANT A WARDROBE CHANGE!'
'OKAY! OKAY! WILL YOU STOP POINTING THAT HIGH HEEL SHOE IN MY FACE?'
'And then Hisagi is lying sprawled on the roof after his "fight" with Yumichika,' Urahara explains while making the quotation marks in the air and winking.
'That's not a good sign when he does that, is it?' Hisagi asks.
'Nope,' Ichigo sighs.
'So in this fight, Yoruichi loses half her-!' Urahara says excitedly.
'Loses half her what, Urahara?' Kukaku Shiba says as she walks into the room. Urahara gulps.
'Half her…respect, dearest,' he says sweetly.
'AWWWWWW!'
'Men,' Rukia mutters.
'It's so disgraceful to see the Shihoin clan to have stooped so low,' Sui-Feng says delicately.
'You certainly are talkative, Sui-Feng,' Yoruichi replies coolly.
'NOW KISS!'
'ICHIGO! RENJI! GET OFF THE-'
'Okay!' Yoruichi pulls a shocked Sui-Feng in and kisses her fiercely. All the guys faint from a nosebleed. Including Urahara. Kukaku sighs and picks up the megaphone.
'CUT!' She looks at her husband. 'And call an ambulance!'
'Uh…it's only a nosebleed, Mrs. Urahara,' Ino says helpfully.
'Oh, it's not for that. It's for after I'm done with him.'
'Ah.'
'BITCH FIGHT! AND IT'S YORUICHI!'
'FUCK YEAH!' Guys gather around the set. 'Aw man! It's against Sui-Feng!'
'What's wrong with her?' Rukia asks curiously.
'No boobs.'
'Is that all you guys think about?'
'We have time to think about ass once in a while too.'
'How thoughtful…'
'How come I lose some of my clothing?' Yoruichi asks.
'Because the move you use is so powerful it shreds your clothes,' Urahara exclaims.
Yoruichi raises an eyebrow.
'…okay, fine. You're the sex appeal for the series.'
'…'
'…Don't tell my wife, please?'
