Dis: zip zip zero!

A/N: I can't believe it. I don't even have the next chapter STARTED! Wow am I falling behind. Sometimes I have two already done at this point. I got to get started on this. It will be up as soon as it can.

Caleigh got the courage to talk to John after WrestleMania ended. I heard that after, he went out drinking with Charlie Hass, Mark Jindrak, and a newly 21 Rene Dupree. The night was full of events. Rene called me a few days after that saying that John started the night with the idea to get trashed and told everyone he wanted nothing to do with the baby. But, in a drunken speech, he confessed that he was as happy as he was when he signed with the WWE. Then proceeded to call Caleigh at the hotel, telling her that he loved her and wanted to get married. Caleigh, knowing he was drunk, said they would talk about it later. To my knowledge, it hasn't been discussed since that night.

We had figured out that future child of John and Caleigh was conceived at the end of February. No one wanted to say it, but I guessed that the exact date could possibly be my birthday, when I had that massive party. Whenever it was, by the time she was ready to graduate from college in May you knew something had changed. No more tight clothing for her. She started dressing more, well, more like I would when I didn't have to be in the ring.

Everyone invited to he cerimony knew about what was going on except, however, Caleigh's parents. Her parents are proof that money cannot buy happyness. They are in the middle of a messy divorce and have been fighting non stop about everything. Weather Caleigh forgot to tell them, or she just never got around to it, they found out at her graduation from John. Sad thing was, that it was the first time John had ever met her parents.

Mr. Albrite, Caleigh's dad, was very business like and questioned John a bit before getting a call on his cell phone. He seemed to be happy for the two once John said something about how he's never felt like this for anyone and couldn't wait to have the baby.

Mrs. Albrite, or Ms. Hemm as she likes to be called now because of the divorce, was less pleased with the news. There were a few things wrong with John in her eyes, and she pointed them out every time she spoke. John wasn't a doctor or lawyer or have a normal steady job. John and Caleigh weren't married. John looks like a hoodlum (do people still use that word?). John was not a member of a country club, nor would he be welcomed in theirs. The list went on like that.

She made some comments about wrestlers and the professional wrestling business, saying it was a hic business and should not taken seriously, knowing full well that I come from a wrestling family. Randy felt like the comments was a huge disrespect to his family as well and was about to say something before I stepped on his foot. We didn't want to make things worse between Caleigh and her mom.

Weeks later Caleigh and I sat in Deb and Amanda's room as they were clearing it out. School was officially over and they were parting ways. Deb was moving back home with her parents and Amanda was moving in with Kasey and Jeremy in an apartment a few miles away from the school. Caleigh and I were watching them pull down all the posters they had on the walls. There was a box at my feet of everything that I had left in the room when Glenn pulled me out of school.

"Man, I wish I could move out on my own," I said looking at an old Alternative Press magazine that Amanda had. "But I guess it would be kinda pointless seeing as I don't stay at home that much as it is."

"You could always move in with RRRandy!" Deb said bouncing off the wall. She put a Spanish roll on the R of Randy as she was taking the Christmas lights off of her bed and tossing them in her box of crap.

"Yeah, then you would be closer to me, and probably get laid more than your are now," Amanda said twirling around to her music blaring from her room. They both have lost it and need to be in patted rooms ASAP.

"Nah, most of the guys are complete pigs on the road, I can only imagine what Randy is like in the privacy of his home."

"Can't be worse than the guys down the hall. Every time I walk by the door I have to close my eyes and hold my nose. They just walk around in dirty boxers and socks eating three day old pizza and cereal while playing video games or watching porn."

The three of us were laughing at that image and didn't hear what Caleigh said until she repeated it.

"I'm moving in with John," she said for the third time. We all got quiet. "He asked me yesterday. He said I didn't have to pay anything like rent. He just wants me to be closer to him."

Amanda, Deb, and I grinned at each other before bombarding Caleigh with a fit of giggles and questions. When we got all the information we could pump out of the poor girl, we went back to clearing, or at least Deb and Amanda went back to clearing.

"Why did it take this so long to come out? I thought they started it in February?" Amanda said tossing me the latest issue of Raw Magazine.

I couldn't believe it, they actually printed the story about me. I had a photo shoot about a month and a half ago for the article, but I didn't know if it was actually still going to happen. Caleigh grabbed the magazine out of my hands and started reading it out loud.

"Many of you have noticed the new referee hired by the WWE a few months back. How could you miss her? She's cute, strong willed, and did we mention, female. But what most people don't know is that wrestling has been flowing in her blood since the day she was born. Her father, WWE superstar Kane, shares a few details about her…"

She didn't have time to continue as I climbed over a bed and ripped it out of her hands. I reread the first paragraph. 'Her father, WWE superstar Kane'. This was not the article I had read over. It was a complete interview with Glenn including pictures I have never seen before. There were ones from holidays and my graduation and backstage. There was even a picture of Malfoy and I at Taker's house. I read the article in my head first, then out loud to the three girls wondering why I had just attacked a pregnant woman.

"Listen to this 'The day Jessica came knocking at my door was the greatest day in my life,' Kane says remembering the day a seventeen year old girl showed up at his hotel room. "It was a very cold night in Chicago, and there was a snow storm. Her bus had broke down and she had no money. She was soaking wet when she found me and had no where to go. What was I supposed to do? Let her freeze to death?' Kane admits that he wasn't sure at first if Jessica was actually his daughter, but after an unpleasant call to her mother, the truth seemed to be obvious. 'Her mother was furious at me since day one, but now things are different. We actually can talk with out throwing chairs.' Nancy Trumann, Jessica's mother agrees saying that she has cleaned up her act since Jessica had moved out…"

It went on like that for a while. Kane was retelling almost everything that had happened after the night Jeff took me to Glenn's room. Some of it was a little embarrassing, but for the most part, the facts were strait. He did skip over a lot of what happened after Max had died. I have to remember to thank him for that when I went I saw him next.

Caleigh's phone rang and without thinking I reached up and answered it.

"Hello?" I said in a middle of a sneeze. Caleigh looked at me not sure what to do noticing what I had just done.

"Hello? Who's this?" The voice was obviously John Cena.

"I don't know John, who could this be?"

"Whatever. Just make sure you guys are ready in five minutes. Randy and I are crossing the bridge and will be there in a bit."

I folded up the magazine and tucked it in my back pocket as Caleigh and I said our goodbyes. As soon as we got to the main floor I saw Randy's car on the street. The boys were taking us out for lunch and maybe something after that.

The restaurant picked was one of the more pricey ones. Good thing Randy and John are paying. Even with my pay checks I don't have that much money and I had many speeding tickets to still pay off. Maybe that car for my birthday wasn't such a great idea. I love it, but I get pulled over about 1/20 of the time I do something wrong. The other times I usually got caught by Glenn who just gave me the 'If you don't die I might have to kill you' speech.

I let John and Randy read the article on me. They were very proud.

"The first of many," Randy said giving me a kiss on the check.

"Make no mistake," John read off of the article, "Jessica Trumann is not a Diva, she is a referee. A fact that Jessica is very proud of. Even though she would make a beautiful Diva, she chose her path and is having the time of her life following it." He started mumbling to himself as he read, then burst out laughing and pointed at something for Caleigh to read.

Caleigh hit John in the arm as I excused my self to go to the over decorated bathroom. Looking in the mirror I sighed. John's actions didn't have any effect on me. I got over caring what John does along time ago. He's just John, what he says in public gives no hint to who he is when you're alone with him. Which reminds me, I think I agreed to stay over at his place to help move Caleigh in soon.

I walked out of the bathroom to find Randy leaning against the wall right out side of the door kinda stalkerish. He was looking at the ceiling until I wrapped my arm around his waist.

"Oh hey," he said caught a little off guard. "I have something for you."

He reached into his front pocket of his pants and pulled out a beautiful heart shaped necklace. He held it up so I could take a good look at it.

"What do you think?" he asked putting it on me.

"I love it."

"Yeah, that's what Carmella said about hers too."

Grrr… why did he have to do that. I looked at the little smirk he was giving me and wanted to punch him. His storyline with Carmella was still going on. He knew I hated her and the fact that Carmella was his 'love interest' was a touchy subject with me. He was the ONLY person that joked about it. Maybe he felt it would be easier on me if it was all one big joke. Sometimes, though, he tends to take things too far.

I hit him in the stomach as he laughed. "You better watch what you say. You don't want to make me mad," I told him pointing my finger in his face. Bad move seeing as he bit it right under my knuckle. I lightly slapped him on the face as he began to laugh again.

"Oh come on babe. Carmella likes it when I tease her."

One step too far! He was going to be sorry now.

"That's it Orton! You are cut off!" I said turning away.

He shut up and grabbed my wrist, pulling me back to him. "Oh come on babe. I didn't mean it. Babe…"

"Nope. No more sex for you," I whispered to him as his face dropped. I made his worst fear come true. He went from having a very, very, very active sex life to getting none at all. Poor guy, his reaction kinda actually proves he's not doing anything with Carmella, but he did push me to take drastic steps.

He followed me back to the table begging and pleading for me to be joking. I just smiled and reminded him that he brought it on himself.

"Please babe. I'm sorry. Come on, I wuv you." He wrapped his arms around my shoulders as I sat down in my chair. "Please"

"Oh no, what now?" John asked playing with Caleigh's hand.

"He made one too many wise cracks." I gave Randy a 'this-is-what-you-get' look as he sat down in his chair and hung his head.

"Dude, I told you to stop making cracks about Carmella around baby girl. When she gets mad, EVERYONE suffers," John said smacking Randy upside the head.

"Don't worry, John. Randy's the only one going to suffer this time."

"That's what you think," Randy grumbled stuffing a piece of cake into his mouth. "I'm going to make you suffer just as much."

I gave a short laugh. He wasn't serious, was he?

A/N: WWE Spoiler (NOT BURN'S):

When I heard about Cena in the bar fight and being stabbed in the back, I kinda flipped and went online. John Cena was not in some bar fight like they reported on Raw and SmackDown. He is FINE. Well, we all know he is fine, but I mean medical wise. He is doing a movie soon so I believe that is where he is. So no one needs to gift wrap themselves and rush to the hospital.