HIDANS OMAKE THING!

Hidan had also been eating Konan's lasagna. he had been about to tell her how fucking awesome it was and laughing at the prudish Uchiha's plight, when he suddenly found himself somewhere… Different.

WITH OUR HIDAN-KUNN!

he was currently very happy.

he was on a waterslide racing against the uchiha.

with his blood blossom on his side. the two of them were currently about halfway down a waterslide.

all of the sudden, he was surrounded by the Akatsuki. they all had these retarded cloaks (in his opinion anyways) on, and were sitting around a table. he looked around.

they were all staring at him.

kakuzu sighed. "Damned hypocrite." he muttered.

Hidan turned on him. "What the fuck you mean stitch face?" he growled.

kakuzu sighed. "You were just berating uchiha for changing clothes. were you not? now you yourself have changed clothes. therefore I called you a hypocrite."

Hidan went to punch him in the face, but his hand hit something metal. almost like a metal rod.

he turned, and saw that in his hand, was a huge, triple bladed blood red scythe.

he stared at the thing in awe.

he then turned to kakuzu. "Is it fucking real?" he questioned.

kakuzu stared at him like he was stupid.

IN OUR VERSE!

Hidan was confused. he had just been laughing his ass off at the prude of an uchiha, when he was then transported somewhere else. he looked around, and saw he was going down something, and getting very wet. he concluded it must be an oddly shaped waterfall of some sort.

he then realized he wasn't alone.

his hand twitched for his scythe.

only to fall short when it was no longer there.

he looked at the person in front of him, and saw long pink hair. he poked her shoulder. she turned to look at him. "Hidan! we are almost to the bottom. then we can beat Itachi to the middle!" the girl shrieked.

Hidan got a malicous glint in his eyes. "We will fucking beat the damned uchiha!" he cackled.

the girl laughed. "We will!" she agreed.

soon enough, they reached the bottom. she grabbed his hand, and off they ran.

they ran into Itachi who had been wandering around. Hidan and Itachi glared at each other, acting weirder than usual.

Sakura shrugged it off though.

No clue what happened to the other one. This will fix it though!

I am doing this without consulting Kelpie about this. She does not know about this.

Please don't tell her!

Anyways, due to the fact that I have slacked off from typing, we do not actually have chapter ready to post yet... The chapter I thought we could post has already been posted.

I am typing out a new chapter for kelpie to edit as of the second I have finished typing this author's Note.

I cannot guarantee when it will be finished, seeing as kelpie then has to edit it. But I am very sorry about this!

this is as depressing for you as it is for us. We have to tell our beloved readers that they cannot find out what happens after our control was stolen! It is really a miracle that I and type this out now actually...

Anyways, Once again please do not tell Kelpie about this message! She does not need to know I had to post another authors note! She will not be very happy! but,for those of you we love, the Omake thing at the beginning should compensate for the lack of a chapter.

Anywys, for those of you people who like to see/ read mine and Kelpies arguments through our story, remember this: If you tell Kelpie and Kelpie kills me there will be no one to post the chapters to our story, or type them out and make them all weird. That being said, PLEASE DON'T TELL KELPIE FOR KELPIE WILL KILL ME!

HAVE A HEART! PLEASE! MY FUTURE IS IN ALL OF YOUR HANDS!

once again, I am deeply sorry there is no actual chapter this time around.

ja ne!