A/N: Draft went well it was at 1:15 AM today everyone showed up but 1 I'm happy about that. So I did a little something and it goes like this.

Happy Reading (:

TJ's POV

"He's your dad, he's your dad, and he's your dad…not my Preston! Please tell me it's a dream. Not my Yogi!"

"What is Deja talking in her sleep? Deja!" I screamed jump up and down on the bed. "WAKE UP! You are having a dream! Wake up boo."

"Huh? What? I was dreaming! It felt real! Wait what time is?" I pointed at the clock. "It's just 8 o'clock has the pizza arrived yet?"

"No, not yet I'm starvin' like Marvin."

"Alright, it wasn't real. Did you come in here like a few minutes back while I was on the phone with Preston?"

I shook my head. "No you just said it wasn't real." I touched her forehead. "Are you okay? What happened with you at the hospital? You might need to go back?"

"Mommy had a dream I had a kid and she went off the deep in way off the deep end I missed my appointment so she took me to the ER for an emergency one I'm good everything is straight. What are you guys doing out there?"

"We are just watching a movie." Deja's phone started lighting up. "Your phone is ringing I'll answer it. Hi Preston! Why are you FaceTiming her you know that's a no-no but I guess since I'm here it is okay. She just woke up. You wanna see her?" She tumbled off the bed into the bathroom. "You missed it I didn't flip the camera. What are you doing?"

"Hi TJ, I'm doing nothing I'm just calling to talk to Deja, where are you guys at?"

"We're at this hotel a family getaway I'm sure Deja told you want to come by? I'll get the name for you, if you're in the area you can drop by, my daddy ordered pizza, wings and we got some juice you may want to stop off and get you a soda, hold on." I tapped Ray on the knee. "Ray what is the name of this hotel what's this room number?"

"It's the Smithson Inn Hotel room number 532, why?"

"Just nothing I wanted to know." I ran back to the room. "Did you get it? Smithson Inn Hotel room 532 we're not too far away from the drive thru safari. Uh-huh. See you soon. Bye." I tossed Deja's phone on the bed.

"TJ! What are you doing back here? Our show is on."

"I'm coming I'm coming, I was talking to Preston he's going to drop by Deja doesn't know a little surprise!" A knock came to the door. "Ray! The food is here!"

""Food's here! About time I'm starvin'." He opened the door there stood Preston. "Hey Preston, who told you to bring the food in here? Where is the delivery guy?"

"I met him coming up here I just told him I was staying in this room so he gave me the food I know it was already paid for, hey TJ, JT, Gabby, Jazz, Ian, Logan, and Simon. Did I get all names right?"

"No, I'm Gabby you called me that simpleton name."

"Who you calling a simpleton?" Jazzy wiped Vaseline on her face. "Come on! JT don't hold me back don't hold me back."

"I won't. I'm about to get my grub on." He took the pizza box siting on the bed. "Pepperoni my favorite!"

Gabby slapped Jazzy. "You thought he was going to go save you butt he left you hanging.

"Hey, hey, hey! Stop fighting!" Deja pulled Deja off Gabby. "Didn't I lay down the ground rules? I did lay them down."

"Yes."

"So why are the both of you fighting? Go to the bathroom and wash your hands, Gabby wash your face! If I heard anything between the two of y'all I'm coming back there and I'm laying hands! Go. I told them no fighting. I'm sorry but having you waiting the food is paid…." Her jaw dropped. "Preston! What are you doing here?"

"My family is down here too I didn't know that you guys were so close I would have linked up with you earlier. TJ told me to drop by."

"TJ." I cheesed hard. "My mini boo thank you. Preston set down the pizzas grab a bed or some couch I'll make your plate. JT give me that pepperoni pizza here take this plate here are some wings go you can get your drink after you finish. We have bacon pizza! Woooo! That's my favorite. Sorry let me compose myself, TJ, what pizza do you want?"

"I want cheese, a pepperoni and 4 boneless wings. Thank you." I took my plate sitting next to Preston. "Is Deja gonna make your plate or are you going to make your own?"

"Baby can you make me a plate I want the same as TJ except 1 extra slice, sausage."

"Okay this is your plate right here, did you bring you something to drink my mother only has water she also made some lemonade."

"It's cool boo, I got this. Root beer."

"Preston! You remembered! That's my favorite!" She kissed him on the cheek. "TJ and JT don't say anything to my mother about this. It's just a kiss. Gabby, Jazzy it doesn't take that long to wash your hands let's go, what kind of pizza do you want."

"I want…."

Arf [TJ toss me a piece of chicken.]

"Conniehey here boy! This is your only treat this week we're going to have put in some extra walks so you can burn this off."

Arf [I did it today I'm good. Bailey is you going to get to taste.]

Meow [She has no teeth though she can lick hands and face. Gabby you don't need that slice of pizza give it here.]

"Lord Tubbington give me my pizza back!"

Preston wiped his eyes. "Did I really just see that cat eat that sausage pizza?"

"Yup, that's Lord Tubbington he eats human food that's Gabby cat, Conniehey is my dog, have you met your daughter yet?"

"On FaceTime I see her over there licking JT face. I can't believe your mother agreed for you guys to get a dog, I remember how she lost it when Conniehey fanned her when she fainted reading my questions. I don't think she got through the whole page she keyed in on that I owned a hatchet that was it. What is her problem with animals?"

"Preston I'm glad you asked about that the whole family went to the drive-thru safari, it was a surprise me and Azimio are way in the back I heard this scream Denise lost it."

"How did you guys get her there? Isn't she HCO only?"

"Yeah, me and Deja came up with the idea to blindfold her, that's the only way we got her there. You wanna watch? I recorded the whole thing. I also uploaded the video on YouTube I'm over 200k views this is only a few hours! I will be only soon I know it."

"JT hook it up. Let me do it!"

Preston patted his lap. "Come on sit on my." I jump on his lap. "TJ I wanted."

"I know what you wanted and I'm here to tell you that it's not gonna happen I'm the lap blocker, don't mind of y'all hold hands but whenever you put a ring on it then she can sit on your lap until then it's me. So get used to it."

"It's ready JT give me a minute to use the bathroom, that pizza is running through me feels like the one that's gonna hurt your stomach and you straight but then when you get comfortable then you start farting."

I clamped my nose. "Ray! You pooted it smells like broccoli!"

Arf [I'm slain.]

Me [I can't get out a full.] ow [My me and ows are delayed.]

Arf [I'm slain. Make sure you wipe good.]

Gabby lit a match blowing it out. "What? I saw my mommy do this I won't burn myself."

"Gabby give Preston those matches it's bad for you, does she know a set of matches are missing from her stock?"

"Nope, she got me my own set it's the junior matchbook edition." She zipped opened her backpack " bought the whole set just in case I had to go off on someone who shall remain nameless." She coughed. "Jazzy."

"I know you didn't just say my name. Ian give me this stick and ball thing." She snatched it out his hands throwing it at Gabby the two balls landed in her mouth. "Shut up!"

Ray came out the bathroom spraying. "Whew! I'm 15lbs lighter. Gabby why is that in your mouth?"

"Jazzy tossed and it landed there."

"Um…why? Um…"

"Preston your thoughts got your tongue I'll say it Gabby you only got two balls in your mouth the other half of the stick is out, is this a dingdong? I never seen one before can I hold it."

"No, Gabby what are you doing with this? I don't want to touch it I don't even know where it's been. Take it out your mouth and put it back where you found it."

She walked to the door. "Okay."

"Gabby where are you going to?"

She sighed rolling her eyes. "You said put it back where I found it and I found it on the bed between mommy and mom. I woke up and it was just hanging out of…."

"Don't even say that!" Deja grabbed Ziploc bag. "Put it in here go wash your hands and mouth we really don't know where it's been oh my goodness that was nasty."

"Baby she had dil."

She covered his mouth. "Don't say that stop it they already know about sex the advance part."

"She's right the mommy jumps on the daddy and she jumps up and down until she screams because she's tired or caught a cramp, hey JT I saw mommy and daddy do it another way his head was down there she was rubbing her hands through it and pee flew out."

"No she was just." Preston tossed a balled up sock at JT. "Hey what you do that for?"

"I don't even want to…"

"I saw mommy and daddy do it and daddy had to pop these pills to help him for the occasion but he had this little pouch for his wee-wee and it flew off it popped me in the eye. Here it is." Jazzy emptied the contents on the floor. "I got my marbles in here."

"So that's where they went."

"That's enough about sex I'm 19 and don't know half of this mess, Deja you know some of this stuff maybe you can school me?"

"No wiggling of the eyebrows I saw that."

"Let me tell you this story then we can get to the video in my defense I was 15 and we're at the appointment and my mommy wanted to be in the room with me but the nurse said she's old enough to do this alone mommy was cool with it it's just me and my doctor she proceeds to ask me, do I know what sex is and started to describe a penis I screamed and ran out the room I did NOT want to get in trouble with my mother. Whew that bought back memories? But no I'll have to learn as I go or as we go." She nudge him smiling.

"Okay, okay, okay enough about sex let's get to the video. Hit play JT. You ran out the room." Ray tossed his head back laughing. "I can only imagine."

"Shh….it's starting…"

"Hi everyone I'm JT and we're about to head out to the safari that's my daddy, that's butt face my sister, my cousin TJ…and this lady right here being blindfolded is my mommy she thinks she's going somewhere for a surprise and she is…"

"Why do I have this blindfold on where are we going?"

"Mommy you're fine we are just taking you somewhere that the whole family will enjoy?"

"Are we going bowling? I like bowling."

JT turned the camera to Deja covering her mouth laughing. "Um…mommy I know you like that but it's something more hands on. We just got here. No, daddy has to go out and get something you'll enjoy it you don't even have to get out."

"She could not smell them."

"Nope we had the windows rolled up and we had just arrived. Daddy had to go inside to pay and get the feed for the animals. He's back."

"I'm back Deja, JT, let me open this, me and wifey. Everyone is ready? Let me just let down the windows."

"Why are you letting down the windows for what are we doing?"

"Oh it's nothing just here hold this a surprise is coming up to the vehicle just wait for it…"

"What is…..AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. STEVIE!" She opened the door. "NOOO I'M TRYING TO LIVE WHY DID I JUST OPEN THE DOOR? I'M ROLLING MY WINDOW UP! Why would y'all do this to me! Foolishness!"

"Look at Aunt Denise, she's not laughing Deja is hurting herself."

"Deja and JT you guys are wrong for this but dammit it's funny I would ask for a rewind but let it play."

"All of y'all are getting strong discussion….Deja don't feed that llama it's a vicious hairball."

Arf [She called me that today I see she spreads the love around minus being vicious.]

Arf [Look at Grandma Denise she's under her blanket who is she calling?]

Meow [She's losing it!]

"She's trying to get out! She closed the door with a quickness! Denise isn't on the menu."

"I am not on the menu! Speed through here run them over just ahhh….it's behind me."

"Baby you really took a selfie while the bison stuck his head in the window? Genius!"

"He's trying to eat me! No, no don't eat it off my, ahhhhh that's my lap! I'm not some tasty treat aaahhh..."

"Around this part mommy was in the backseat curled up covering her face I was up in the sunroof feeding the animals she was screaming for me to get out. Wasn't it fun Jazzy?"

"Yeah, it was! Pray we go there again."

"Oh, no y'all just want to see me get eat! I'm trying to live and y'all bring me to a drive-thru eating park where animals get to taste you while you feed them they steal some licks on you. Deja watch your hand. JT let up your window it's not safe."

"Aunt Denise shouted that throughout the whole ride through, here comes my favorite part!"

"Thankfully they don't…..A GIRAFFE HEAD IS IN MY CAR! It just ate some food from my cup! It's got a gray tongue! How did I get another cup? I tossed my everywhere! I talk to you once we get up out of here."

"Who is she on the phone with?"

"My mommy, they both don't like animals…hold up is TJ singing."

I nodded my head. "Yup! Watch."

"Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba sithi uhm ingonyama ingonyama nants ingonyama bagithi Baba sithi uhhmm ingonyama ingonyama siyo nqoba ingonyama ingonyama nengw' enamabala…"

"Are the animals actually two stepping? I've seen some crazy things so far, a cat eating pizza, a kid with a two dildo balls in her mouth and now this."

"In the circle, the circle of life…."

Arf [I'm the king of the world!]

Arf [Put me down!]

Meow [Put me down!]

"ENCORE! ENCORE! ENCORE!"

Sam's POV

"…we talked to him so he knows better."

"That's good I don't want nothing to happen to my grandbaby glad he was safe let's move on to the topic we all want to know about."

"What is that? No thank you I'm fine."

"Um your wedding! I've been dying to plan this, the engagement was beautiful I offered to plan PawPaw's wedding but he's cheap he only wanted to spend $50 on the wedding."

"That's right that's my budget I got Dejonette to help me with it."

"Dad! $50 what kind of wedding is this going to be?!"

"A good one I won our rings from the grocery store you know those machines where you put in $0.25 I put in one quarter and I got lucky two popped out. Sam and Mercedes when are you two going to tie the knot."

"Mercedes and I will tie the knot after our little girl is born she's a handful, aren't you Alexandra J so around baby what month are you thinking?"

"June is too soon so August, September, even October."

"Great! I bought my planner. I'll come around there I want to ask Alex J a question." He set the planner on the table. "Alex J your favorite uncle here everyone is talking about your room your granny wants to plan it and we're going to settle it right now no kicks for granny and kicks for…she's kicking it's settled! Uncle Kurt is doing your room."

"To hell you ain't." Mercedes rolled her eyes. "Alexandra J kick yes if you want me to do it and no kicks for Uncle Kurt. Kick for me. Kick!"

"Mom please go sit down Alexandra isn't going to kick for you, you can try again later. Since we got our wedding months potentially out there the main topic of discussion is Denise and the safari."

Denise hugged herself. "I'm still afraid I'm still petrified kept thinking I was gonna be ate along that ride but then thought a few times thinking of how they doing me wrong and I thought never more so once we get back home I'm not cooking so sorry Stevie you and the kids thought it would be funny to see me go insane so forget the jets along with me and my cookies baked and in between you should have told them no way but you did it anyway Denise survived this is the mini remix Denise survive hatchets!"

Alex J's POV

Kick, kick, kick, kick…go Aunt Denise go go

Alexandra come on kick for granny *rolls eyes*

Let me call my boo and thank him for my phone hey boo I just want to thank you for sending my phone to me quickly I just got some devastating news, my granny is moving out here! I done broke my juice bowl! Cinny is around here cleaning it up, I'm going to have to purchase me another one I liked that juice bowl! You hear this conversation at dinner. Yeah I'm down with movie I can pick what we watch? We can watch Glee episode The Untiled Rachel Berry Project. What you mean pick another episode? You know what happens don't tell me, tell me, don't tell me, okay tell me.

Cinny – Damn it Gab tell her so she can stop going back and forth.

They break up! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Why would they do this?! Samcedes is endgame! I knew they broke up before but why. RIB HOW COULD YOU? Where is my RIB blowup?

"Dinner was awesome where are we going next?"

"Let's go to the…."

Deja's POV

"I thought that they would never go to sleep watching my mom spaz out it was really funny, let me get our little girl. Come on Bailey. I got everything." I knocked on the bathroom door. "Ray, Preston and I are going for a walk with our daughter you okay watching the kids, they all asleep?"

"Go ahead my word of warning make it quick they might be coming back from dinner. Hold up I just got a text they going somewhere else, still no funny business. They're at the gun range Denise is going to showcase her hatchet throwing skills then Stevie wants to go go-karting."

"Thanks Ray. I got the key." He patted his chest. "Let's go I'm happy that TJ told me to drop by those kids are a crazy bunch."

"Yes, they are let's sit on this picnic table it's a little chilly." He took off his jacket. "Thank you. Nice night under the stars."

"It is with our "daughter".

"Yes it is." I bit my lip. "Preston I had a dream about you."

"Oh we finally found out what our baby looks like? Was it the perfect blend or she favored you with eyes like mine."

"Um no not that we'll let my mother dream that dream I'll sleep with the door locked but I had a dream that you told me that Tank was your father, Please don't tell me that is true."

He sighed. "No, I do know him but he's not my father no he's not my biological dad he's my brother's dad I just called him dad when we used to live with him." I let out a sigh of relief. "It was a living hell."

"I bet it was. Wait, you saw him at the stadium how did you not know that it was him."

"It's been years and I blocked him from my memory the best way that I could and I don't know him as Tank I know him as Reggie, his name is Reginald right?"

I shrugged my shoulders. "I don't know I just know him as Tank all of my family is after him I can't say the majority I'll say 99.9% that other percent don't care about him that would be my Aunt Mercedes. So how old is your brother?"

"Parker is 8, we lived with Tank/Reggie for 2 going on 3 years, he told my mother that if she left him he was going to take Parker from us and we'd never see him again."

"What was his reasoning for saying that? Did it happen?"

"No, it never happened you want to come over here to daddy come snuggle with me." He kissed Bailey's head. "We moved away my mother wasn't going go to let him take her child away from her to not be seen for how long. He wasn't even there when my brother was born, my uncle drove us to the hospital then here comes him and his crusty ass mother with balloons and a damn card saying I'm sorry and I love you, he cut off her ties with our family he wanted to control everything!"

"What made your mother leave?"

"I overheard him telling a friend that he overheard her saying he's not like the man he said he was that she was going to leave and go somewhere that we couldn't be found that night he raped her, he locked the door but I kicked that bitch down I stabbed him in the back I was gunning for his dick he ran into the bathroom like the little pussy man he is. How long was your aunt with him before she left?" He brushed the hair out my face.

"She said 7 years."

"That was too damn long TJ doesn't even look like Tank neither do my brother God was blocking his genes. He looked different back then. TJ is 5 years old right?"

"Yes, he's 5."

"He started messing with your aunt while he was still trying to get my mother back he sent her a text saying forget you, I don't need you, I don't hit the jackpot and she stacked, that was the last we heard from him. How long your aunt been with Sam?"

"I'll say around July so 3 months two love birds I can't believe you dropped this on me you had me nervous for a minute had you been his blood son I couldn't date you."

"Why not? I wouldn't be anything like that punk."

"I know you probably wouldn't be but my mother wouldn't have it she's already has an issue with me boys. Do you know of Tank other baby mothers?"

"I do. Why?"

"Can I get their phone numbers? It's for my uncle."

"Sure no problem."

Denise's POV

"Everybody in the family get a hatchet, everybody in the family get a hatchet…aw look at those two love birds that looks like Deja…"

"Did you say Deja? I know my baby name. Stop the car! Turn on the high beams." My eyes twitched. "THEY BETTER NOT BE. MOMMY AND DADDY SITTING BY THE TREE H-A-T-C-H-E-T FIRST WE SWING THEN HE BLEEDS NEXT THING HE'S IN EMERGENCY!"

"Mom! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO…RUN PRESTON RUN!"

A/N: Will Preston survive Hatchet Warrior Princess advance? Will Stevie get access to the jets? We'll find out next until tomorrow iamJLS