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After an extremely eventful month, including Fong-Fong at long last proving that he's actually straight by finally getting rid of his cherry with a real woman, the Aono family is now enjoying some relative peace together. After having a less than pleasant week leading up to his anniversary, Tsukune is saved by Akari's suggestion to give all of the women their own children as presents, much to his relief. After some other antics from the kids, Fong-Fong called Tsukune the day before to tell him that he had arranged for his new home and that they could move in the next day. While loading up everything and everyone, Tsukune notices a cat fight going on between Kuramori and the other Setsura for Kouta's hand in marriage. Thanks to Tsukune though, the fight ended in a draw and Kouta was saved, for the time being. After that, they all left their home in the Yuki'Onna Village to go to their new home which turned out to be in the human world and at none other than the place where everyone had their honeymoons and was Ruby's childhood home, Witch Hill.


Chapter 52: A New Home

The Aono Home

Witch Hill

March 31, 2017

The sun is shining in the early afternoon and the air smells of many sunflowers near and around their new home as the Aono family file out of the bus. They cannot help but to awe at the building in front of them. The brown house is three stories tall, six rooms wide, and four rooms deep with a big garage on the left side of the house with a large patio on top of that, facing the sea. The front door then opens and Fong-Fong walks out of it with arms out to welcome everyone.

"Hey everybody!" he shouts. "How do you like your new home?"

"…Fong-Fong… …" a still stunned Ruby says as she and everyone else walk towards him. "…H-how did you manage…?"

"Hahaha!" a very proud Fong-Fong laughs. "Are you all impressed? I bought it up, got it rezoned, and the house built here in just a few weeks' time. That has to be a record or something, huh?"

Fong-Fong's wind gets knocked out of him as Ruby hugs him tight.

"I love it," she says. "How could I ever thank you for this?"

"…W-w-well... I could use a 'Do not harm or kill Fong-Fong card," he suggests.

"Don't push it," Kokoa says out loud.

"Thought I'd ask," he replies.

Ruby lets go of him and Tsukune pats Fong-Fong on his shoulder.

"I see you paid attention to our old stories, and to have such a sentimental idea... Mei-Ren's influence I'll bet."

"Yes… well... I put up all the money for it."

Tsukune chuckles at Fong-Fong's words.

"I have to say, you've really outdone yourself this time, Fong-Fong," Tsukune tells him.

"You don't know the half of it."

"What do you mean?"

"I mean that this house is unlike any other. On the first floor is the large living room, a large modern kitchen, a very large walk-in pantry and freezer so you can really stock up on food for a change, a large dining room, a large lounge with a bar, and a couple bathrooms. The garage on the side can hold up to three vehicles, unless you decide to get one big bus instead, hehehe. The second floor has the kid's bedrooms with everybody getting their own room along with two big bathrooms. On the third floor are yours and the ladies' rooms, your new study, the guest rooms, and the servant's rooms. And I'm sure that Ruby will enjoy the greenhouse on the right side of the house over there. I already had the flowers she had in Hong Kong transplanted there. I also had this house built so sturdily; it could withstand whatever was thrown at it. This house could survive a war, hehehe."

Fong-Fong clears his throat and continues.

"Wait until you see the underground floors. You'll be really surprised when you see them."

"The what?" a confused Tsukune asks.

"Underground floors," Fong-Fong repeats. "There are two large underground floors. The first underground floor is one big utility room with a washer and dryer, water pump for the underground well, water heaters, a power generator so you can be as self-sufficient as possible, and a storage room. The second has a library, wine cellar, witches' laboratory, Omote's new seal room with added dimensional doorways, and another storage room. Grandpa said that at Omote's level, she should have no problem creating a couple sealed spaces for a new training area, a pool, a bathhouse, and another Home Defense Barrier. All you have to do is to create and hook them up to one of the 12 the dimensional doorways we put in her seal room. I even put in an elevator since Yukari and the others aren't supposed to do that much walking."

"Whoa… You really went all out this time."

"You don't know the half of it."

"I get the best room, hahaha!" an overexcited Akane laughs as she races towards the house and…

"Hey!" an angry Hinata yells. "That's no fair, Nee-san!"

After Hinata starts chasing after her too, all of the other kids realize that if they just stand there gawking that all of the good rooms will be taken! A stampede of kids then takes off towards the house. Seconds later, the ground turns to ice, causing everyone to slip and fall down while Fubuki…

"Later losers, hahaha!"

…Skates right past them followed by…

"…"

…Setsura, and…

"Sorry for the trouble!"

…Yukiko.

"You cheaters!" everyone shouts together before the twins both spread their wings and take off after them.

"We can fly faster than you can skate, little sisters!"

Hearing the commotion behind her, Akane looks behind and sees all five of her older sisters coming right at her with the icy ground catching up to her and…

"NOOOOOOO!" she screams at the top of her lungs.

…Runs faster than she had ever run before. Seconds later though, the ice catches and freezes her solid and the other girls skate and fly past her.

Stupid heads! Akane angrily thinks.

"Orihime!" an intense Naoya calls as he grabs her and...

"Put them in their places and get us the best rooms!"

"Wha- Nii-chaaaaaaaaan!"

…Throws her across the ice as hard as he can at the other girls ahead of them.

"Get good rooms for us!" he yells after her.

Orihime then…

SHATTER!

…Smashes through the ice encasing Akane who goes flying to the side. Orihime meanwhile…

OOMPH!

ACK!

GYAH!

…Crashes into and knocks all three of the triplets down like bowling pins while…

BANG!

BANG!

…A pair of washtubs hit the twins' heads, knocking them out of the air. Orihime then...

AAAHHHHHHHWAWAWAWA!

…Slides off the ice and rolls along the ground until finally coming to a stop.

"Orihime!" a concerned Moka and Tsukune shout before bolting straight for their daughter.

"…Oh boy…" Yukari sighs. "This is going to get sticky."

"…Well…" Mizore plainly begins to say. "At least we won't have to assign their rooms to them."

"You wouldn't have to do that anyway," Fong-Fong explains. "I already did all that and even threw in some personal touches. That aside, things like this must happen a lot for all of you to be so calm about this"

"You have no idea," Kurumu says and sighs.

"What do you mean by personal touches?" Omote asks him.

"What are you talking about, Fong-Fong?" Yukari asks him, suspicious.

"You'll see… hehehe!"

Fong-Fong then starts walking towards the house with the parents following behind. As they walk past the kids still trying to catch up to the others through the trail of ice, Fong-Fong shouts to them.

"You kids know that you can walk on the normal ground instead of staying on the ice, right?"

The kids looks around, realize that he was right, and glare at him as he walks away since they all feel stupid now.

Moka and Tsukune reach Orihime and Moka holds her up.

"Orihime, say something!" she shouts. "Come on, speak to mommy!"

She begins to open her eyes.

"… …Mama… …?"

"What is it, baby?"

"…Why da vorld doh roundy roundy roundy…? Eh… …"

She passes out with swirls in her eyes.

"Phew… That's a relief…" Tsukune says as he kneels down next to them. "Looks like Orihime's just feeling a little dizzy from her ride."

Moka breathes a sigh of relief and hugs her daughter tightly.

"I'm glad. I thought I saw her crash into Akane and the ice she was trapped in head first and got very worried. As tough as she is, she's still very young. I've always been very careful to avoid her vital spots and seriously hurting her in our sparring sessions."

Tsukune puts his hand on her shoulder and smiles at her.

"I know, Moka, I know."

"Is she okay?" Yukari asks as everyone catches up to them. "Do you need me to heal her?"

"I think she's just a little dizzy," Tsukune tells her. "But I would like it if you could take a look at her anyway just to be sure."

"Not a problem."

As Yukari checks Orihime with her white magic, Moka stands up and angrily bellows.

"NAAAAA-OOOOO-YAAAAA!"

"Oh man," Takeshi laughingly comments. "You're really in for it, little bro-"

He looks back to where he saw Naoya last but…

"…-ooo…?"

…Sees that he's now missing.

Can't say I blame Naoya Nii-san for making a run for it, Shino thinks. I'd be running for my life right now too if mommy Moka was mad at me!

A short distance away, Naoya is hiding under some bushes trying to hide from his now pissed mother with a very worried expression on his face and sweat already beading on his head.

Oh crap! Oh crap! Oh crap! I'm dead! I'm so dead! Mom's going to kill me! What do I do? What do I do?

Moka than easily senses his panicking youki.

"Found you!" she shouts as she takes off towards him.

"CRAP!" he screams and starts running away as his mother chases after him, hot on his heels.

"You're sister is NOT… A BOWLING BALL!"


2

Back at the front of the house, everyone watches as the chase begins and Fong-Fong comments on it.

"…I'm guessing that this happens a lot too."

"You can say that," Kokoa says and everyone else nods in agreement.

As Moka and Naoya quickly disappear in the distance, the others all walk inside the house and they are amazed by what they see. The room they step into from the front door is a large square room that's obviously an entry way for everyone to take their shoes off and hooks on the walls for everyone's coats. Beyond the doorway in front of them, they find a grand spiral staircase in a lavishly decorated room. Hanging from the ceiling is a breathtaking crystal chandelier, all lit up to welcome them.

Akihito then makes a run for the stairs, excited to see his room. The others then quickly race behind him.

"HEY!"

Sensing danger right behind them, the kids all look back to see their father with silver hair, fangs jutting out, and his very powerful aura pouring out of his body.

"No… running…" he angrily growls at them, not wanting a repeat of what had just happened outside.

Now all scared from their father's fearsome display, the kids all slowly and calmly walk up the stairs to find their rooms.

The women then all lovingly lean against him, both thankful for him being him and a little turned on at his display and the reasons for it. Fong-Fong meanwhile, is standing in the background, being very quiet.

I know we're best buds and everything, he thinks. But when Tsukune gets like that, even I can't help but to feel a little unnerved. If I was anyone else, I'd be scared of him. But fortunately, I don't have to worry about that since he's my best friend and I'm no weakling myself.

Fong-Fong's mood suddenly becomes depressed.

Mom, dad, and grandpa made sure of that after the Floating Garden. They all said that the Wong family's heir needed to be strong and project strength. So I needed to become stronger and learn new techniques. Those three demons almost killed me more times than I can count in that damn mirror city of grandpa's!

Seconds later, the parents are interrupted by excited shouts coming from upstairs. Fong-Fong then leads everyone past the stairway to a set of double doors for the elevator, and presses the button next to them, opening the doors. On their way up, they hear the excited shouts of their children.

"Awesome!"

"Cool!"

"I love it!"

"This is so cute!"

"So cool!"

"Oh yeah, this rocks!"

"This is so cool! This is so cool!"

On the second floor, the kids show their parents their names on their bedroom doors and the little nest for Sora in Takeshi's room against the wall above his bed with a very delighted Sora already trying it out, Shino's room with a crystal Chess set and a marble Othello set.

"I figured that Sora would like a bed of his very own and since Shino is the intellectual type, I figured that he would appreciate some strategy-based games," Fong-Fong explains.

The kids then show them the large glass doorway that leads onto the patio above the garage with its' magnificent ocean view.

"I put Kurumu's kids' rooms next to the patio so that they all have easier access to a nice landing pad since they're not always going to be using the stairs to go up and down," Fong-Fong laughingly explains. "Also, you can't see them but there are temperature-regulating barriers set up around Mizore's kids' rooms. All of the rooms also have big closets, especially the girls' bedrooms which they will definitely all like."

All of the parents are amazed at all of the custom touches that Fong-Fong had put into their new home for their kids.

"Good job, Fong-Fong," Tsukune tells him and puts his hand on his shoulder. "We really appreciate all the thought you put into everything."

"What are friends for?" he rhetorically asks.


3

As Fong-Fong is showing everyone underground floors after he had finished showing them the above ground floors, the front door bell chimes and a number of the kids race back upstairs to answer it first. Akane however…

"He-he-he, I know I can win this one!"

…Opens up a teleportation seal to the seal that she drew earlier in her room on the second floor (just in case she needed it), making a shortcut for herself and beating out all of her brothers and sisters to the door and opens it.

"Hey there little kiddo!" a boisterous Gin asks her with Sun next to him. "How's everyone doin?"

"Hey uncle Gin and Aunt Sun!" she happily shouts and hugs them both. "What are you doing he-"

She then sees their kids standing behind them.

"…-errrrre…?" she says in a surprised tone.

"Hey Akane," Ryuunosuke says as he innocently smiles at her.

"Hey Pinky!" an also smiling Kiyoshi tells her.

"Ahhhhh!" screams a surprised Akane as she grabs the front and back of her skirt. "Everyone, the dirty dogs are back!"

"Don't worry, Akane," Sun reassures her and the other kids as they finally catch up to Akane. "I already told them what will happen if they misbehave again."

Sun looks down towards her boys and they both look the other way in fear.

"I again apologize for my idiot brothers' behavior," Kanon says with a bowed head. "I am sure that they will behave themselves this time."

As if! Yuzuki laughingly thinks with a sinister smile on her face. No matter what mom and Nee-san say, those two couldn't behave themselves if their lives depended on it! Shee-shee-shee! This is going to be good!

I wish I had lost that one, Akane thinks to herself, depressed.

Tsukune and the others then arrive as Gin as his family walk in the house.

"Heeeeey! Tsukuneeeee! How ya doin, buddy?" an excited Gin asks as he grabs Tsukune in a headlock.

"Hey Gin," Tsukune happily says in a strained voice. "Come to see our new home?"

"And then some buddy!"

"What do you mean?"

A thought occurs to Tsukune and he whispers to Gin.

"This isn't going to be anything like what happened at my first bachelor party, is it?"

"Of course not, lil buddy; don't be silly," he reassures him. "You'll see in about…"

He looks out through the open front door.

"…Right now, as a matter of fact."

Tsukune looks outside and sees their old friend, Haiji, walking up to the door carrying a number of long, rectangular bags with zippers on the sides.

"Uncle Haiji!" a number of the kids excitedly shouts.

"Hey kids! How're ya all doing?" he happily replies as he hands the big bags to Gin to give the kids a big hug.

To help recover from his broken heart (Kokoa marrying Tsukune), Haiji traveled the world for years with the goal of not only perfecting his karate as an art, but also mastering the many other martial arts around the world. After years of drowning himself in intensive training, he finally started coming around every now and then and would entertain all of the kids stories of his vast experiences and many journeys to far away lands.

"Do you have any good stories for us this time?" Sousuke excitedly asks.

"Hey," he says before he gives him the thumbs up and a glinting smile. "I always have good stories."

The kids cheer and Haiji walks over to and kneels in front of Takeshi.

"You're growing up so fast, Takeshi," he tells him as he puts his hands on his shoulders with tears in his eyes. "You know you were almost my son, right?"

"…Ehhh… … yeah… you tell me that every time you come over here," Takeshi uncomfortably says.

"Well it's true!" Haiji declares, crying. "Your mother and I were in love with each other until your father swooped in and stole her away from me!"

BAM!

Kokoa punches and sends Haiji flying out the open doorway that Shino's holding open just for him.

Little girls really are the strongest, he happily thinks as he flies out the door.

"How many times do I have to tell you to quit telling him that, you damn lolicon?" she angrily yells at him after him. [*1]


4

Outside, Moka is coming back with a very red-bottomed Naoya walking in front of her as she continues lecturing him.

"And another thing-"

Naoya sees Haiji coming and ducks down to dodge him while his mother…

OOMPH!

…Reflexively kicks him to the side…

"-If you ever endanger your sister like that again…"

…Without a missing a beat.

Haiji meanwhile, just lies on the ground and thinks to himself.

Little girls and Moka are the strongest…


5

Inside the house, Tsukune asks Gin what's in the bags and he hands one out to each of Tsukune's wives.

"What in the world are these?" Ruby asks. "They even have our names on them."

"Those are your other anniversary presents that Tsukune asked me to pick up for ya'll."

"I did…?" he asks, confused.

"Why of course you did, ha-ha-ha!" he tells him as he puts him in another headlock and whispers to him facing away from everyone else. "Just shut up and go along with it!"

"But what-?"

Before Tsukune could finish his question…

"Oh my goodness…!"

"My havens…!"

"It's amazing!"

"It's beautiful!"

"It's just my size!"

…The women all start squealing in joy.

Gin lets him go and Tsukune sees all of the women holding the beautiful dress gowns that were in the bags. After receiving a lot more than just seven kisses from his now very happy wives, a thought occurs to Tsukune.

"Umm… Gin… How did you know what everyone's sizes were…?"

"Oh come on, Tsukune!" he tells him and slaps his back. "Did you really think that I could actually forget what everyone's sizes were since school?"

"But Yukari's grown since then and yet she just said that it was her size," he replies, suspicious.

"The nose knows, Tsukune my man! So don't sweat the small details. Just be happy that your old buddy, Ginei the valiant, rode in to save- Owowowowow!" Gin's interrupted by Sun pulling his ear down with an angry expression on her face.

"Sun, will you please stop that?" he asks her in pain.

"Shee-shee-shee, way to go daddy!" a laughing Yuzuki cheers him on.


6

A short time later as the rest of the kids go outside to play so that the parents could talk about something, Tsukune feels a tugging on his sleeve and looks down to see Yume fidgeting.

"Um… Is something wrong, Yume?"

"…Well… daddy… I… I have to go to the… the bathroom…"

"Then just go, you don't have to ask me first."

"…But… um… Wh-what if the evil toilet spirit comes back to get me?"

Tsukune rolls his eyes and then kneels down until he's eye level with her, smiling to calm her fears.

"I already told you that was just Akari, sweetie. There is no evil toilet spirit. Here, I'll show you. She can tell you herself"

Tsukune asks her to come out, but nothing happens. He then rattles his lock around to get Akari to come out, but still nothing happens.

"What the…? Oh come on, Akari! You complain about getting locked up in there sometimes but now when I'm asking you to come out you want to stay inside?"

Tsukune shakes the lock faster until a light comes from it…

"There, you… …what…?"

…And fades away. On the lock itself, is a small sign.

DO NOT DISTURB!

She had only stuck her arm out and that was just to put out that sign hanging on a thread.

Now pissed, Tsukune then violently shakes it before giving up.

"Don't you worry about a thing, Yume," he reassures her. "I promise you that you won't see or hear any evil toilet spirits."

"You promise?"

"Yup!" he replies as he nods his head.

"So the toilets her aren't haunted?"

"Nope!" he answers as he shakes his head.

"I won't hear any voices coming from the toilet?"

"Of course you won't! Now go on in there."

"Well… if you say so, daddy; I'll do it."

Yume goes into the bathroom and seconds later…

AHHHHH!

…She comes running out of it, screaming her head off.

"What?" he asks. "What is it?"

"The toilet's haunted! I heard voices coming from it! I'm never ever using a toilet again!"

She then runs out the front door and Tsukune remembers something.

"…Oh yeah… Most of the toilets here can talk to us. I forgot about that." [*2]

Tsukune sighs and thinks to himself.

Now we'll probably have to retrain her on how to use the toilet all over again.


7

That afternoon, after their mixed reunion and Fong-Fong's men had unloaded the moving van, the kids are all playing in the yard while the parents talk with each other in the house and somebody mentions how Hinata can control water to Ryuunosuke and Kiyoshi who both become excited.

"Seriously?" asks Ryuunosuke.

"That's so cool!" Kiyoshi tells her before getting an idea. "Hey Hinata, say: 'Dwip dwip dwop!"

"…Huh…?"

"Please! Please just say it!"

"Dwip dwip dwop…?" she slowly replies, confused.

"That's so cool!" Ryuunosuke excitedly shouts. "Now call me Grey-sama!"

"No call me Grey-sama and you're new name is Juvia!"

"I'm your Grey-sama and always refer to yourself in the third person!" Ryuunosuke adds. "And you're in love with me!"

"No Juvia's in love with me! You can be Lyon!"

"Nah-uh!" protests Ryuunosuke "I'm older so I get her!"

"You said that you wanted both of the twins!"

"I'm growing my harem!"

"ENOUGH!" a pissed off Hinata screams as drops of water begin to form around them. "I'll give you two a taste of my Mizu no Dangan!

The countless water bullets shoot at the two boys who use their quick speed and reflexes to dodge most of them and run away, but…

GUH!

GYAH!

…Are both tripped by some vines that just grew out of the ground and they take more than a few hits from Hinata's water bullets as they lay tangled on the ground in Shino's vines, much to almost everyone's satisfaction.

Nearby, Yuzuki is watching from a tree branch.

"Shee-shee-shee!" she laughs as she watches her brother get shot by countless water bullets. "My brothers never disappoint!"

From there, she also sees a taxi pull up to the house and stop. From there, two women get out some luggage out of the taxi's trunk.


8

Next to the taxi, the two women are met by Takeshi and Naoya, who helps them with their bags.

"It's good to see you again, Amaya, Nariko," Takeshi tells them. "We've missed you. Haven't we, Naoya?"

"…Ehh…?" a distracted Naoya asks before he snaps out of it. "Oh yeah, we are, we really are!"

"It's good to be back and to not have to freeze our tails off in the Yuki'Onna village," Amaya tells them. "I don't mind a little snow, but would it really kill them to have a spring every now and then?"

"…"

"Nariko's glad to be back to," Amaya states for her.

"Well we're glad to see you back, really glad," Takeshi tells them.

As they step in the front door, Omote, who happened to see them get back, rushes over to them.

"Amaya, you two have some bad timing," she quietly says before whispering into her ear. "Gin and his family and Haiji are all here. So I need both of you to get out of sight and you need to make sure that Haiji and Nariko don't see each other again."

Sniff! Sniff!

"…Yakitori…"

Both Omote and Amaya quickly turn their heads, but it's already too late. Nariko is gone and she and Haiji are both loose in the house! Seconds later…

CHOMP!

"OWOWOWOWOWOWOW! GET HER OFF OF ME!"

…Nariko is biting down on Haiji's shoulder, trying to eat him, again. [*3]

Little girls really are not only the strongest but the scariest too!


9

Early in the evening, everyone says their goodbyes and leaves the new Aono home and as Gin and Sun walk towards their car with their kids, the boys still aching from Hinata's shots, talk to each other.

"Hey, Nii-san…" Kiyoshi says.

"What is it?" Ryuunosuke replies.

"I think I like the way Hinata gets mad at us now."

"Huh? What are you? A maso-kiss like her mom now?" he plainly asks.

"I dunno. Maybe…"

After they leave, Fong-Fong's limo pulls up and Mei Ren steps out to greet him.

"Did everything meet with their approval, Master Wong?"

"Yeah, it really did. Thanks for your suggestions. They really helped out a lot."

"I'm glad that they liked them, though I still feel like I owe them for everything that they've done for me."

"You can thank them all you next time we see them. They still have a lot of unpacking and settling in to do right now and we've already taken up too much of their time. Let's go."

They both step into the limo and it starts moving. Fong-Fong then tries to roll down the window, but it doesn't move. Someone had locked the window controls! The darkened glass between them and the driver then begins to rise and quickly closes.

"My apologies, Master Wong," Mei Ren says after she takes her finger off of the dark glass switch and pulls the needles out of her hair, letting it fall down and free. "But I didn't want anyone else to see what I'm about to do…"

Fong-Fong starts to get worried that this girl might be an assassin in disguise!

"What are you-?" he starts to ask as he rises out of his seat.

He's then interrupted as she pushes him back into his seat, kneels down in his lap, and looks up and deeply into his eyes as she pulls at her uniform to reveal more of her chest.

"Please ravish me, my lord!"

Yeah, it's her, he thinks.

To be continued…


Note #1: As you can see, Haiji still holds a torch for his lost love and so sees Takeshi as the son he could have had. I should really find Haiji a girlfriend; any volunteers?


Note #2: Believe it or not, this is true. Look it up.


Note #3: While Amaya's favorite food is milk (which shows in her bust size), Nariko's is birds. So Haiji, being a Crow Tangu, smells absolutely delicious to Nariko, for some odd reason.


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