I'm baaaaaack. After, like ages, I know, and I'm sure many of you have given up on this fic. But hey, I just realized that I had half of the Retake Signs already written, and I figured it'd be my one lifelong regret if I never finished this fic. ;)
Chortle – you know, I've never heard anyone actually chortle….
Total chortled as he trotted into the Martinez living room. "Max, you'll never believe what just happened!"
Max gave a stressed sigh, since many terrible and stressful things had happened to her, the Flock, and her relationship with Fang – and Dylan. "What is it, Total?"
"Well, there's this one fanfiction author – you know what fanfiction is, right?" Total paused when Max shook her head. "Oh. Well, fanfiction is…er….it's not really important. Anyway, there's this one fanfi- this one author, who hasn't even read anything past the fifth book! In fact, she's ignoring everything after the third book, except for my darling Alika!"
He chortled again. "Isn't that rich? Who writes fanfi- er, who writes without reading the whole series? That's preposterous!"
Max looked at him blankly. "What books? What series? Total, what the heck are you talking about? She's writing what?"
Total sighed. "It's fine, Max, forget about it. There's just no one who my sense of humor anymore, is there?"
She blinked at him, and raised an eyebrow. "Total, I've never understood your sense of humor."
That fanfic author's me, btw. I stopped writing because I didn't want to read the new books, but then I realized I could disregard them! I've read up to Fang's departure though, so if anyone wants to summarize what comes next...
