"What're you up to, Kiddo-kun?" Patty asked, skipping over to Kid, who was sitting in a chair staring at his computer screen.

"Glad you asked, Patricia." Kid replied, not looking at her, just scrolling and clicking. "Guess what…

"We're famous."

Patty blinked. "We are?" she asked, peering at the screen over his shoulder.

"Yeah." Kid said, still clicking. "We're so famous, people draw pictures of us, even write stories about us."

"How do they even know about us?" Patty questioned.

"I bet it was that blabbermouth Black*Star. The fool probably let slip to a earth-realmer about the existence of soulrealm."

"Huh." Patty said, looking over his shoulder. "What's a 'fanfiction?'"

"That's what they call stories about trends or characters, including us." Kid replied. "Most of them are really awesome. There's funny ones, there's sexy ones, there's one for every color of a thousand rainbows."

"Huh." Patty said, reading over Kid's shoulder. That is, she tried to read, but Kid kept scrolling down faster then her eyes could follow.

"Say Kid." Patty said after a few minutes. "You said that MOST fanfictions were good. Some are bad?"

Kid winced. "Yeah. There's one where a gun goes up my butt, one where I treat you guys like dirt, even one where I turn into some sort of cat-chibi-thing."

"Aww…" Patty said, imagining a chibi-cat-kid playing with a ball of yarn.

"But the stories about us by THIS author are the worst." Kid said, his fingers rattling on the keyboard as he worked his way to a certain author's page.

Patty read over his shoulder. "…knee-knee-nah?"

"nenena." Kid said, gripping the mouse so tightly the plastic cracked. "This bitch writes stories so degrading, so disgusting, so inhumanly bad, that I honestly just want to puke."

"What happens in them?" Patty asked.

"Well, for starters, in the stories, Liz is the world's biggest bitch, you're stupider then a rock, and I'm… I'm the comic relief, a naïve fool who doesn't know a kiss from a king from a krayon."

"I feel your pain. Most of the time I'm the comic relief in our group." Patty said, patting Kid on the back, as he buried his face in his hands.

"No, wait. It gets MUCH better." Kid said so sarcastically and resentfully, even Patty couldn't miss it.

"Let's see… according to this bitch, you, me and Liz have threesomes where I'm handcuffed to a bedpost and dressed up in a maid outfit, and you two have your way with me. Not to mention it involves something called 'boo-boos'."

"Do I want to know?" Patty asked.

"No, no you don't." Kid growled. "I mean, we only tried each of those things ONCE, never at the same time! I don't think we even ever tried the maid outfit…"

"No, we did." Patty corrected. "Last Christmas, it was a present, remember?"

"Ah. I'd blocked that out." "Also, there's this slut called Charlene, who Liz apparently SLEEPS with."

Patty gasped. "NO! SERIOUSLY?" she cried.

"Yeah." Kid growled, his face growing redder with rage and embarrassment by the second. "Apparently, Liz tries to explain to me how she slept with Charlene, but I just don't understand the concept. Then YOU start spewing some bullshit about the looney toons roadrunner."

"I hate that bird." Patty said. "He always gets away, and the poor coyote goes to bed hungry." She gave a small, sad sniff and wiped her eye.

"I swear to god… apparently, Liz rates peoples' butts, you like pancakes instead of waffles, and I… I'm stupid as hell."

"You already said that." Patty pointed out.

"I know, but I'm just so enraged… oh! But the worst one is chapter four of this 'devil' one. Not only do you two look like complete sluts, but… well… you remember that incident with the kids and you girls being kidnapped?"

"Yeah…"

"Well, the same thing happens here, only in a way worse fashion. Apparently, I come down the stairs at 3 in the morning, and you two follow me, BUTT NAKED. then it turns out that some midget has desecrated honourable father's mask, and stolen it. Then another midget comes in and trashes the house, and I act like a grade-A pussy, and you two don't even bother to put on CLOTHES when you fight. Then, you two are FURTHER made like sluts by not putting on clothes when we GO OUTSIDE THE HOUSE, all in a rush, to catch the midgets."

"But… but we win, right?" Patty asked, a slight tone of desperation in her voice.

"No." Kid said quietly.

"…Wow, knee-knee-nah IS a bitch."

"I know, right? Then after they beat us, Black*Star shows up and mocks us, and he tells everyone on facebook, then we all run off to maka's for COOKIES for some retarded reason, then the story ends."

"…THAT'S IT?" Patty howled, her happy demeanor being broken for a couple seconds.

"I'm already locking on to her soul signature. After breakfast, we're going to hunt her down and waste her." Kid finished, clicking around once more. "It's not ALL bad, though." Kid made his way to another story. "This other story, 'The Many Adventures of Kid, Liz and Patty', recounts the REAL version of events."

"That's a relief." Patty said quietly. Then she pointed. "Hey, there's a new chapter up!"

"So there is. Let's check it out." Kid clicked on the new chapter and read.

"What're you up to, Kiddo-kun?" Patty asked, skipping over to Kid, who was sitting in a chair staring at his computer screen.

"Glad you asked, Patricia." Kid replied, not looking at her, just scrolling and clicking. "Guess what…

"We're famous."

Kid stopped reading and paused. That sounded strangely familiar. He scrolled down to near the bottom.

Kid stopped reading and paused. That sounded strangely familiar. He scrolled down to near the bottom.

He paused again, Patty silently reading in astonishment over his shoulder.

"Right, this is trippy. Let's go eat waffles." Kid said, pressing the power button on the hard drive, and slowly walked away, Patty skipping in his wake.

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Hi, folks!

Yeah, so we again have 8fangirl8 to thank for this one. Countless days ago, she requested me to make one where Kid and his weapons discover fanfiction, and I have finally obliged.

Although I admit I kind of turned it into a hate rant, I admit… Eh, whatever. I've been looking to bitch about that bitch ever since I read chapter four of "devil's in the details". DO NOT CHECK IT OUT. You will regret it. What has been read cannot be unread.

The kids are NOT alright.

On a completely separate note, I'm sorry for not updating in a while. Again, I've had some serious crap going on in my life. I'll try to get a chap out tomorrow which advances the storyline a bit.

Overlord out.