Title: Never
Word Count: 100
Characters/Pairing: Mori-centric (other hosts mentioned)
Summary: There were several things he would never do.
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Sadly, I do not own Ouran. I know, I know. You can cry if you want to. x3

There were several things Mori would never do: Make Hunny cry (again) and cross-dress.

The first one had never really come into question (Mitsukuni cried a lot, but the things that made him cry were alway fixable) but, when the oddly well thought-out idea of cross-dressing to keep Haruhi within the club, the tall senior refused. Tamaki and the twins begged, but even then, he refused. It was just impractical.

Mori was a man - one of the Morinozuka line - and he would never discontent enough to change that, even for Haruhi. But he'd gladly be her brother.