Shows They Can't Do Together!

Fan Girls Wars!

*Holding a mic and fixing my tie* Ladies and Gentleman! Boys and Girls! Things of the night! Welcome to our first ever FAN GIRLS WAR!

Damon: You're having writers block.

Yep and I might as have fun while I'm on it. *Smiles* Besides it's highly demanded so the next five chapters will be like this…until my contest ends. *Laughs*

Stefan: You did this on purpose.

Yeah cause I almost forgot about the contest for a second…like may other things. My heads been in a buzz lately and I think I'm going sick soon.

Sookie: Poor kid. *Pats my head* You'll get better.

I hope I don't get sick.

Edward: Why does it say fan girls and not fan…people.

It's been mostly girls lately.

Damon: It's Sam and Dean's fault!

Dean: Hey shut it!

But before we get started aren't you two excited about your anime show? Did you know that when it get's dubbed you two will be doing the voices.

Dean: ….I get a cartoon?

*Nods*

Sam: Awesome!

Yeah I happy!

Fangirls: STOP WITH THE BUBBLY AND GET TO THE VIOLENTS!

O.O…*nervous laugh* Okay.

Bonnie: On the big screen *Points to the big screen* will display two names.

Elena: The name of the two opponents and their fan girls…

Damon: If they have any…

Sam: *twitch* Shut up.

Elena: Will fight in the ring.

Alice: The only two rules is that you, the boys, will have to pin each and keep yourselves in the ring…good luck.

Katherine: Time to see who's first! *Presses a button*

*Names flicker on the screen*

Okay first will be Zero Vs. Bob?

Katherine: *Kicks me* You're fucking dumb!

I didn't know!

Bonnie: These two don't have fan girls backing them up so it's one-on-one!

Zero: *Walks to the ring* I'm just going to blow you up.

Alice: *Chuckles* Fighting the urge to run up there and be Zero's fan girl?

*Nods*

Damon: YOU BETTER NOT!

…*Sighs*

Bonnie: How are you going to be a jealous slut Damon!

Damon: You know you want me.

Bonnie: … I rather be dead before that happened. *Rolls eyes*

Elena: Bob has entered the ring!

Katherine: Ever put Bob's name in the machine again and I will rape you.

*Shock face* What?

Alice: *Growls* Back off.

Katherine: Bring it on sparkle bitch.

Alice: I'll dump silver on you!

*Stands in the middle...smart huh?* This is the guys version will do one for you too!

Boom!

And the battle has already started…

Zero: *Picks up a bazooka and shots it at Bob*

Bob: *Jumps up in the air and dodge the explosion*

Zero: *Throws the gun to the side and jumps into the air* Bastard!

Damon: What is this? The fucking Matrixs?

Stefan: I like the first one better.

Damon: I know right?

Zero: *Pulls out the Bloody Rose and aims it at Bob*

Bob: What's that going to do? I'M UNKILLABLE! I'M YOUR TOFU GOD!

Zero: *Shoots the gun and sends Bob flying out the ring*

O.O…Well Bob loses.

Zero: Easy. *Walks out the ring*

Bonnie: Zero Kiryu moves on the next round!

*Fan girl squeal* GO ZERO...

Damon: *Growls*

….Okay! Whose next!

Bonnie: Let's get some questions out the way.

Okay.

Sam: TeamDamonRox said Haha great job! I'm on Damon's side like i always am!

Damon: Yeah. Who would want to be of the side of the two brothers' that screw each other like rabbits?

Dean: Haha. Bastard.

Anneryn7: Bob and Edward Oh hush; you know you want my kisses. BUT you're creep asses, so you get none. And I just really don't like you. Go crawl under a rock somewhere, and lose consciousness until you rot to death. *smile*

Bob: YOUR SOUL IS MINE! I WILL GRILL IT AND BUT A1 SAUCE ON IT.

Edward: …Yeah. What he said.

Anneryn: Stefan *smile* Have I told you that you're my favorite? *kisses* You know... I think that we should visit the back room together. *smirk* Let's go.

Stefan: Wait a minute. I might be…

You're not next. Go have fun!

Lestat: Can I join you?

Stefan: …Let's go to the back room Anneryn.

Anneryn: Okay!

Yay!

Heart-Broken: So who's next?

It's Louis Vs. Jacob.

Damon: Their still on the show?

I guess so.

Jacob: *Walks into the ring*

Louis: *Walks into the ring* Your not going to last long cutie.

Elena: Why is the air really….

Louis & Jacob: *Make out*

Damon: OH COME ON! THIS ISN'T A FUCKING LOVEFEST!

Louis: *Smirks then pushes Jacob out of the ring*

Everyone: …THE HELL!

Louis: Come to the backroom with me.

Jacob: Okay.

*Twitch* Let's answer questions before I beat my brains in.

Bonnie: That was just…weak.

Elena: Well said.

Heart-Broken: You said Bob okay...*looks at bob* Hey Bob you want to play a game? *grins giggling* It will be really fun! *Grabs bob and starts to use demonic powers on him*

Bob: *Spits white stuff at her* Now eat it.

Heart-Broken: O.O *Rips him in half*

This is so much interesting then the match. *Hands her a towel* I hope you didn't get any of that in your mouth.

Heart-Broken: *Twitch* Nasty Bastard.

Alice: *Nods*

Heart-Broken: So you said i can take care of Damon now. *grins evilly* Damon do you want to know what I'm going to do to you if your not nice to chi? *says that in a voice that is so nice it is scary* I am going to rip your balls off with my teeth and shove it down Stephanie's throat and then drain your blood and drink it myself and then shove your body down a giant paper shredder and then let Eric rape your corpse and then use my demon powers on you if your still alive. *blinks smiling widely* Do you want that to happen?

Damon: …Call off your demon dog.

Heart-Broken: *Kicks him in the face* I'm being easy on you

Damon: Kicking people in the face is easy. *Rolls eyes*

Bonnie: My kind of girl.

Damon: …I don't like you.

Bonnie: Pfft. You're lucky I don't know how to blow up a vampire from the inside out.

Zero: I really like her.

Heart-Broken: I bet you do. I'm team Seth and...Hmmm i don't know who else wants me on there team? *smiles flashing demon teeth*

O.O.

Rogue: So scary.

Heart-Broken: Bitch.

Rogue: *Smirks then bows* Nice to meet you too. I might be a bitch but I'm better then you and your Sethy boy combined.

Heart-Broken: You want to take this outside?

Come on guys, wait till your turns. Please?

Heart-Broken: Your time is coming Rogue.

Rogue: Sure it is. *Rolls eyes *

Stefan: Pretty tame.

*Nods* Let's keep it there until the battle.

Heart-Broken: DO NOT KILL MY BABY1 I mean *coughs* uh my sister's baby *coughs more*... *looks at baby*

Baby (Satan): Mommy!

Heart-Broken: Shut up! *looks around nervously*

Damon: *Holds up a cage* This thing belongs to you?

Heart-Broken: HOW CAN YOU LOCK UP A BABY!

Damon: This is being nice. I could have killed it but then I have to hear Chi's complaining and I rather not listen to that shit.

I care for people!

Damon: Grow so balls!

…I'M A GIRL!

Bonnie: Poor kid.

Heart-Broken: And that means the baby is being good if it attacked you its already becoming a miniature me!

Damon: Great. Another demon dog.

Heart-Broken: *Smirk* I dare you to take care of Satan bay for hmmmm...6 or 7 more chapters just so your pain intensifies that is part of your punishment for torturing Chi all the time.

Stefan: Sucks for you.

Damon: If Satan is just like its mommy then if I opened its cage it will go after you first.

Stefan: …

Damon: Thought so. Fine….

Heart-Broken: Stupid. *Holds up the pin that kept the cage door closed*

Satan: *Attacks Damon*

…Ouch.

Heart-Broken: Satan! No hurting Chi! You hurt Chi I'm taking your knives away! *Evil smiles* But you can attack Damon all you want!

Damon: WHAT! *Twitch*

Heart-Broken: You heard me.

Satan: No…knives? *Cries*

*Sighs*

Heart-Broken: I dare you too choose and you have to actually choose who you like best Castiel or Sam! Just tell me and I wont tell anyone else *smiles*

Dean: Damn.

Heart-Broken: I'm waiting.

Dean: *Leans in and whispers into Heart-Broken's ear*

Heart-Broken: Castiel?

Dean: SHH!

Sam: So it's like that Dean?

Dean: Damn. Sam it's not like…

Sam: *Runs away and cries*

Dean: *Runs after him*

Wow.

Heart-Broken: I got to skip a question. Elena I don't like you at all, you're such the goody, goody type! *Slaps her across the face* Do not get on my nerves or you will meet my demon powers

Elena: *Holds her cheek* What's so great about Bonnie or Katherine? No offense Bonnie.

Katherine: Ahem.

Elena: You're just a bitch.

Katherine: *growls*

Heart-Broken: Katherine, Omg you're actually on! You're like way, way, way better then Elena.

Elena: *Rolls eyes*

Heart-Broken: You're my inspiration if it wasn't for you I wouldn't become evil *gives Katherine ten humans* Kill feed do whatever I don't care! Whom do you want me to use my demon powers on?

Why?

Katherine: I'm a good role model. Kill the girl. *Points to me*

…Let's go to the next fight!

*Screen flickers the names* Next is Damon vs. Castiel? I wonder how this is going to turn out.

Bonnie: COME ON CASTIEL!

You don't like Damon do you?

Bonnie: I hate his guts.

Damon: *Walks into the ring*

Castiel: *Walks into the ring*

Damon's army of fangirls: You're going down!

Castiel: …Okay.

Dean: I think Cass is going to do fine. He's an angel…

Against a whole bunch of fangirl most have powers beyond belief!

Dean: …He's a dead man.

Sorry Cas.

Sam: Take his eyes out!

…So nice.

Damon: *Stretches* Let's get this over with.

Broadway: Yeah!

A metal bat?

Broadway: It shoots out fire.

….I need one.

Alice: You have a lot of fangirls who will protect you on the show.

Yeah, on the show but he does things where the camera's off. *Twitch*

Bonnie: Let's do this! Start!

Castiel: *Walks out of the ring*

...*Slaps forehead*

Damon: HEY COME BACK HERE AND FIGHT!

Castiel: *Laughs* I'm strong enough to take you all out but there is a battle I really want to watch.

Damon: And that one is?

Castiel: *Smiles* You versus Eric.

Damon: Right. LIKE I'M LETTING THAT BASTARD NEAR ME!

Eric: *smirks* Seems like my battle is next. *Stands up* And when this is over I'll show everyone what kind if bitch you are.

Damon: I'm not scared of you.

Eric: When this is done you'll be begging me for more.

…No wonder guys don't read this.

Alice: It's Eric versus Sam.

Dean: Sam be careful and don't look into his eyes.

Sam: I'm not a kid. I know how fight. *Pulls out a shot gun* It's filled with wooden bullets.

I don't think you need to worry about Eric.

Elena: He has a lot of fan girls.

Sam: I have some too. *Eyes flicker*

Damon: Don't be a pussy like Castiel.

Castiel: *Shrugs*

Sam: *Runs into the ring*

Eric: *Disappears and reappears in the ring*

Eric's Fan girls: YEAH!

Sam's Fan girl: You're all going down!

Sam: One?

Yami: Some called and said that they couldn't make it.

Sam: …Great.

Begin.

Eric: *Runs towards Sam*

Sam: *Shoot off the gun*

Eric: *Gets hit in the arm then smirks* Pretty good.

Sam: *Throws the gun to the side* It gets better. *Eyes turn black*

Eric: *Laughs* Show me.

Sam: *Raises a hand*

Eric: *Grins his teeth in pain*

Sam: Ha! Eric, you…*Get's hit in the head with a chair*

Castiel: *Dusted off his hands* That wasn't against the rules.

…True. But Eric has to pin him.

Eric: *Walks over to Sam, Bends over and pins him*

FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO, ONE! Eric wins!

Eric fan girls: *Scream*

Yami: Aww.

Yay! Poor Sam.

Dean: He almost had him!

Castiel: *Shrugs* I was bringing him down with me.

Sam: *Pushes himself up* Ow! What happened?

Alice: Castiel did it.

O.O.

Alice: I want a fight!

Sam: *Jumps out of the ring and tackles Castiel* YOU BASTARD!

Alice: *Takes a camera* I smell a youtube hit.

*Laughs*

Heart-Broken: You guys have too much time on your hands.

So true.

Heart-Broken: Edward why did you even answer my question? You are nothing special it did not apply to you! I don't care who you want to die you need to die!

Edward: But you still cared. Aw you're a closet case aren't you?

Heart-Broken: *Pulls out a gun and shoots Edward in the knee cap* ) Ohh and bye the way...*Lights Edward on fire and uses Demon powers on him* I'm not gonna waste my creativity of torture on you.

Stefan: She forgot about me.

It won't last long

Heart-Broken: Yeah Stefie it won't.

Stefan: *Sighs*

Heart-Broken: Pam, I so agree! Sooo... *uses full affect of Demon powers on Damon*

Damon: OW!

*Turns head* She bending him like a twig!

Heart-Broken: Would you do Katherine?

Pam: I don't know but I don't like her type.

Katherine: Could careless bitch.

Pam: *Shrugs* I've been called worst, but if you step out of line I'll show you how much of a bitch I could be.

Katherine: Bring it.

…I thought Pam would fuck her not kill her.

Heart-Broken: Me too.

*Tension fills the room*

Elena & Bonnie: Come on girls.

Pam & Katherine: STAY OUT OF THIS!

Eric: *Borely* Stand down Pam. She not worth it.

Pam: *Growls* Your one lucky brat.

Katherine: Walk to your master with your tail between your legs.

Heart-Broken: Bob, You bore me you know that? You do not scare me vegetables are more scary then you! *uses demon powers on bob then shoves him down Elenas throat keeping her mouth shut so she swallows him*

Bonnie: …

Elena: *Trys to spit him out*

I'm surprised Elena fans are not coming to her rescue, she's not that bad. She no Kagome…*Evil smiles* I should bring her on the show.

Heart-Broken: Alice! You're like so fucking awesome I! *Hugs Alice*

Alice: *Smiles*

Bonnie: Can you get Bob out?

Spit it out Elena! You can do it!

Zero: *Walk's over and performs the Heimlich maneuver*

Elena: *Coughs up Bob* T-thanks…Z-zero.

Zero: No problem. I'll do anything as long you're not a vampire…*Mumbles* or a bitch.

Katherine: Just die.

Heart-Broken: Bonnie *Smiles* Ohh Bonnie you know what? We should so use are powers together and torture Damon!

Bonnie: Let's do it after the show. *Evil laugh* Revenge is a bitch Damon.

Damon: I know you are.

Bonnie: …Okay let's do it now. *Places a hand out and makes Damon move with it*

Haha. Cool.

Katherine: *Shakes her head* Weak.

Damon: Shut up Katherine.

MinaFTW: YEAH!

Heart-Broken: Katherine is the best!

Mina: She's the bitch that started everything!

Heart-Broken: You want your eyes clawed out?

Mina: Bring it!

M-Mina you have questions, don't you?

Mina: I want blood!

…Okay.

Elena: It's Seth versus Pam!

Oh Crap.

Heart-Broken: I'm after you Rogue.

Rogue: Pfft. Whatever just get ready.

Mina have any questions?

Mina: A lot and a whole bunch of shit that's on my mind.

Vent on.

Mina: Oh hell no. in the books bonnie and Damon have kissed and he protects her and gives her cute nicknames. In the books Meredith scares Damon because she isn't afraid of him and has an evil glare. And bonnie likes matt as a brother, she likes Damon as a lover!

Bonnie: …

You two kissed?

Bonnie: I'm from the show. This is news to me. I'm going to throw up.

*Laughs*

Mina: and Elena is a bitch and is a Bella part 2 in the books, and she is a bitch on the show. Elena you stupid bitchass mother fucker, burn in hell. Takes a steel bat and beats the shit out of her. (She is on the floor unconscious, takes a gun and shoots her in the stomach).

*Nervous laugh* Poor Elena.

Mina: Bonnie, your better in the show than books. You are awesome!*Hands her gift basket*

Bonnie: *Takes it* Thanks.

Mina: Dare Bonnie go have sex with Damon now; I know you want him that is why in episode 2 or 3 you said Damon was older sexy danger guy. Now go make me a happy fangirl or else! *hold flame thrower and magic potion in hand*

Bonnie: I'll take the flame thrower!

Damon: *Brushes himself off* I'm not that bad. Tell her Chi.

…Beware of whips.

Damon: You're not helping.

Wasn't trying.

Bonnie: So when I take my punishment?

Mina: You're not making me a happy fangirl!

*Whispers* She'll kill us all. DESTORY US ALL!

Eric: *Twitch*

Not a fan of Billy or Gir?

Eric: They have a special place in hell waiting for them.

Mina: I will not forget this.

Bonnie: I'll still wait here.

Damon: Pfft I'm not.

Mina: Zero I like you better now. I hate Katherine and her ugly look alike!

Zero: Go away you annoying Kaname act a like!

Really. She seemed more like…

Heart-Broken & Rogue: STOP STALLING!

Okay! Pam versus Seth Go!

Heart-Broken: *Tackles Rogue*

Pam & Seth: *Just stare at each other then at the girls*

Rogue: *Rolls on top of Heart-Broken and places her hand on her face* I'm being easy on you!

Heart-Broken: *Eyes turn black* Back off. *Send Rogue flying*

Rogue: *Lands and smirk* You're a tough little bugger. It wouldn't be fun if you went down easily. *Eye flickered * I took some of your power. Bye.

WHY ARE THEY ALWAYS TEARING UP MY STUFF! *cries in a corner*

Alice: *Pats my head* Poor kid.

Elena: This show is weird.

Damon: *Ducks* They're throwing things now.

Pam: …Aren't we supposed to fight?

Seth: Let's just watch.

Heart-Broken & Rogue: *Still fighting*

Mina: O.O

Pam: It's going to be awhile.

Heart-Broken: This is for Seth!

Rogue: Seth is a pussy!

Mina: *Shakes head* Dean I'm on your team cause you fuckin hot!

Dean: Thanks. I'm going to need it when I'm in my match.

Mina: Damon, I might have feelings for you...I ...l...o...ve you.*Kisses him and hugs him. gives him a gift basket full of all the things he loves.*

Damon: Thanks, please tell me that this pink thing isn't a sex toy.

Mina: *Takes it out of the basket* Wrong one. Haha. *Throws it somewhere*

Damon: *Raises his eyebrow* Riiight.

Mina: Stefan*hugs* Your still my favorite vampire brother.

Stefan: You're sweet. Unlike some people.

Heart-Broken: JUST WANT STEFAN YOUR ASS IS MINE!

Rogue: Your opponent is right here. *Blasts Heart-Broken*

….This is going to be a long ass chapter.

Edward: Yeah.

Pam: So what we going to do?

Seth: Call it a tie?

Pam: They won't.

Seth: No point standing here and getting blasted to death.

Pam: Let's go.

Mina: Chi thanks for bringing Bonnie on the show, but since you brought bitch ass and bitchier bitch ass all you get is chocolate cupcakes.

I like cupcakes! *Smiles* …Who which?

Elena: Where are my fans!

You'll see some pop up soon.

Mina: Bye everyone,*Makes out with Dean and leaves*.

Bye Mina!

Elena: *Twitch* Don't come back.

Katherine: Rot in hell.

Hey Rogue, Heart-Broken it's a tie.

Rogue & Heart-Broken: Fuck that! *Starts fighting again*

O.O…

Dbz rox: Omg Damon taking care of a baby? Can I add another one onto that? *hands Damon a baby girl* this one shouldn't be so evil. She's pure human. Oh and you have to take care of it for...two chapters! It's a dare so you can't back out.

Damon: What's up with the babysitting? Baby sit your own crappy kids not me. Fuck kids and fuck babies. Little ankle biting bastard.

She's cute. *Smiles*

Dbz: Oh now I really want to see a sex scene between Edward and Stefan. Hehe it's a dare so you can't back out^^.

Stefan: Pfft. No.

Edward: It's a dare.

Stefan: *Stares at Edward then takes a few steps away*

Edward: What?

Stefan: Lestat was filling your mind with nasty stuff.

Edward: Can we try it once.

Stefan: O.O YOU TURNED HIM GAY!

Lestat: I didn't do that.

Louis: It was my handle work.

Stefan: Another one.

Dbz: And also for Katherine: *gets a stake and stabs her with it* die bitch! How dare you leave Damon for 145 years and never bothered to look for him! And then you come back to tell him that you never loved him? You deserve to rot in hell!

Katherine: *Hiss* I'LL HAUNT YOU!

*Whispers* Do it again.

Katherine: *Stares at me*

Damon: Leave her alone Kat. She's mine.

Katherine: Then control your little beast.

Beast!

Alice: That's it Katherine! *Jumps Katherine*

Everyone: O.O

Bonnie & Elena: GO ALICE!

TwilightRocks: Hi chi! If I was in the fan war I would be on team Damon! Don't forget I will be your bitch next chapter.

Damon: Why don't you try to stop them from fighting?

TwilightRocks: *Shakes head* Anything else?

Damon: Take care of Satan for a second.

TwilightRocks: Stefan I feel like you're getting so much hate well I don't think u look like Edward. Here take a mountain lion (u need more than bunny blood).

Stefan: All right. Thank you.

TwilightRocks: Elena: don't worry were not all haters I still like u.

Elena: *Smiles* You made my day.

Twilight: Katherine: out of both u and Elena u are my fav. (Sorry Elena)

Katherine: See people really like me.

You threaten to rape me. You're a little bit crazier than my mom…no she got you beat. Okay carry on.

Twilight: Jack: *hands all worlds supply of boos*

Jack: You thought I was forgotten huh love?

No but I didn't think that you would be under the ring. Asleep.

Jack: I couldn't help it. It was dark and damp…like a…

We kind of got the idea.

Jack: Whose that love?

Oh. Katherine, Bonnie, and Elena.

Jack: Hello my little puppets. My name is Jack Sparrow and I'm drunk…*Falls over*

He does that a lot.

Bonnie, Katherine, Elena: We can tell.

Twilight: Pam: Can u drag Damon in the backroom while I tell Eric something?

Pam: Fine. *Grabs Damon and drags him to the back room*

Damon: Take care of Satan, Stefie , and Angel!

Alice: *Let's out a breath* Angel?

I named her.

Twilight: Eric: *tells plan to f*** Damon * Step 1. Get Lestat to join u so he can fuck Stefan to Step 2. Lestat tells Stefan his bunnies are about to die and there in the backroom (Pam should have already dragged Damon to the backroom) Step 3. Tie them up in vervain ropes and do whatever u want to them. Step 4. Tell us if it worked.

Stefan: O.O I can hear you!

Twilight: New plan. Look Elena's naked!

Stefan: What!

Twilight: *Hits Stefan in the head with a bat and watches him fall* He's all yours Lestat.

Wow.

Elena: Next match is Stefan versus Edward.

Can we save that for last?

Edward: WHY!

Let's go to Dean's and Lestat's match!

Lestat: I give up.

Dean: HEY! I WANT TO SHOOT SOMEONE!

Lestat: *Drags Stefan to the backroom*

O.O. *Shivers then sighs* Fine let's answer a few more questions then we'll start Stefan vs Edward.

Bonnie: *Shrugs*

Pawprint: Hey.

Hi.

Alice: What's up!

Pawprint: I guess I'm going to fight in this war for Dean's right to be with Castiel cuz that pairing is awesome!

Sam: *Folds arms* Yeah right.

Pawprint: *Walks up to Elena* Hey, Elena. * smiles sweetly then stabs her in the head with a stake* The dog is dead! You are free! * walks away calmly*

Everyone: O.O!

Okay.

Damon: *Hops out* I'm going to kill you Twilight!

*Trys to stop myself from laughing*

Damon: You laugh once and you'll…

*Hides behind Bonnie*

Bonnie: I'll kick your ass.

Alice: Same here.

Wait…are they still fighting.

Heart-Broken & Rogue: *Punches each other in the face*

LadySalvatore: *Walks out naked and sits in front of Damon* Hi :)

Damon: Hey I'm …Helllloooo.

LadySalvatore: You like what you see?

Damon: Yes I do.

LadySalvatore: Edward is a retarded fuck face bum raper no pubed kunt ass raper! Now that I have that out of my system I have a dare! I dare Bob and Edward to make out for 10 seconds. Hopefully Bob will somehow force himself into Edward's dirty mouth and then it'll be easier to kill both of them as they will be one.

Bob: I don't want to be in anyone's mouth again!

Elena: I had it worst!

Edward: Let's get this over with. *Leans towards Bob*

Bob: *Punches him in the mouth* There that's a kiss from me!

Edward: *Rubs his jaw*

LadySalvatore: Ily Damon *wink*

Damon: Don't know what that means but okay. *Cocks his head to the side* Nice view.

Stefan: *Runs out the room shirtless* I'm ready…just get me away from him!

Edward: Finally! Let's do…..their a lot of fan girls behind you.

Stefan: You're not well like on this show.

Edward: Well bring it.

Fan girls: *Attack Edward*

O.O It has even started.

FutureActressKS: BURN BASTARD BURN!

Stefan: *Standing in the ring*

Stefan wins.

Edward: What? *Gets punched in the face*

He's in the ring, your not enough said.

Rogue: *Sticks her tongue out* How you like being on all fours!

Heart-Broken: STOP TRYING TO RAPE ME!

*Coughs* Why did it suddenly turn into porn for a second.

Rogue: Awww Charity and Damon that duet was so cute! Is the Demon Baby still here? I have chloroform we can knock it out then lock it in a cage.

Thank you.

Damon: Chose a better song next time! Nothing gay like raining men or I'm every woman crap.

You just dug your own grave.

Damon: …shit.

Rogue: Stefan *Rogue walks towards Stefan - Stefan shakes a little*

Stefan: Y-Yes...

Here *Rogue hands Stefan mouthwash.

Stefan: O_O

Rogue: Just gurgle - use the whole God Damn bottle

Stefan: *Stefan gurgles and spits on Bob*

Rogue: I'm so sorry your pretty little mouth got violated by Fagward - Here I'll make it better. *Rogue wraps legs around Stefan and kisses Stefan making his toes curl* I like kiss from a rose too though not as much as Careless Whisper

Stefan: *Smiles*

Rogue: *Rogue fires shotgun at Edwards's mouth then kicks Lestat in the knee and takes his radio. Stefan has rose in mouth and Rogue and Stefan dance, song changes to careless whisper Pam joins and the 3 of us grind on each other* Damon tell your brother to make me your sister in law though my heart belongs to Pam. *Rogue frenches Pam*

Damon: I thought you hated him?

Rogue: Hate can bloom love.

Heart-Broken: You're pausing our battle to ask stuff.

Rogue: Wait your turn. I'll promise you'll scream my name later.

Heart-Broken: …I want to fight not get felt up.

Rogue: I came for both.

Heart-Broken: Riiight.

Rogue: Kathy *Rogues fires shotgun at Katherine's knee* That was for kicking Charity.
Listen up Elena and Kat - Damon belongs to Chi and Stefan belongs to me and Pam the 2 of you DESERVE each other so you can go do each other - Elena you're just as confused as Katherine better yet - go do Eric he looks bored and I'm sure he'd love to tie your egoistic as up and whip you till you call him Daddy Katherine.

Katherine: Not interested in some old Viking. I'm a cougar not a domestic cat.

Eric: You never tried.

Katherine: *Rolls eyes*

Rogue: Damon and Stefan Fagward called you two pussies and you let it slide? Here *Rogue throws steel baseball bats at Stefan and Damon*- go make Fagward cry like a little girl.

Damon: When do I even care about Ms Fairy vampire saying anything about me? Looks like he knows a new word.

Stefan: *Picks up a bat and starts hitting him in the face*

Rogue: So Chi while the Salvatores are of dismantling Ed how's Baby Steffie doing? I think I'm going to ask Anneryn7 to do a spell to make her real... that would be fun.

She's doing fine. If she becomes real I hope she doesn't attack me like baby Satan.

Damon: He's in the cage again.

Satan: YOUR SOUL WILL BE DEVOURED!

Damon: O.O Baby has a few new words.

Bob: Just like I taught him.

Then he turns on you and attacks you.

Bob: …Fuck you! OUR LOVE IS SPECIAL!

Stefan: welcome pedo-Tofu.

Great.

Rogue: Oh it's on Heart-broken - remember I'm a mutant who can absorb your powers and use them against you - so lets have a real honest to the Goddess woman fight, pull hair. tear off clothes, bite, scratch and I promise to rape you on the battlefield and make you my bitch.

Heart-Broken: Yeah. I can tell.

Rogue: Hmmm Jack fucking Pikachu... sick

Jack: Don't judge me love. *Drinks from bottle*

Rogue: Hey guess what Chi - they're going to have an Alternate Dragon ball series where Goku doesn't leave Earth, Bardock comes back to life and the Z-Fighters (Goku, Gohan, Goten, Bardock and Vegeta) have to battle dark Trunks (Omega Shenron possesses Trunks) As much as I LOVE Eric, Damon and Dean they don't come close to Vegeta... he's so awesome... I love the good bad guy... And Gogeta and Gohantenk can't beat Dark Trunks even in SSJ4... Can't wait for it to come out...

Awesome! *jumps up and down*

Rogue: In FGW (Fan Girl War) I support Eric, Pam, Wolverine, Damon, Stefan and Dean but if I REALLY had to choose it would be Pam - She rocks in the sack.

Pam: Thanks for having my back Rogue.

Rogue: *Rogue stands with arms open in front of Stefan* Back off Lestat he belongs to me and Pam now - Pam engraved her name on his ass when he was sleeping. Damon I thought we had a deal Stefan protects you from Eric and You protect him from Lestat.

Damon: Kind of hard when he got knocked out.

Rogue: Wow Chi did you actually read the entire Fic - it is really long but thanks :)

It was fill of awesomeness. Epic.

Damon: *Slaps me up side the head* No.

But I…

Damon: No.

Fine.

Rogue: So Sam and Cas I hope the 2 of you are not fighting over Dean anymore seeing as he's been playing you both. Cas I think you should make Katherine your bitch - get her a dog collar and leash - you're an angel you should be able to control her. Sam you and Lestat would be good together.

Castiel: I'm temped.

Katherine: Cats don't need leash.

Castiel: Then this shouldn't bother you at all.

Sam: I don't see it working.

Lestat: I want Stefan! Shirtless, pantsless, and down on all fours.

Everyone: …

Rogue: The Sookie in the books rock Miss Anna Paquin you sucked big MONKEY balls as Rogue - the series Rogue NEVER gave up her power for ICEMAN, she learned to control it after Sinister took them into the future and she died saving Gambit and their children.

Wow…where's Sookie.

Eric: Taking time off.

Poor girl.

Rogue: *Rogue hugs Wolverine* Daken maybe your kid but you're way hotter than him.

Wolverine: Oh now I have lines.

Sorry. *Smiles*

Wolverine: I have a kid…with who?

Rogue: *Rogue shoots Eddie in the eye*

Wolverine: Chi you should get that gun away from her...

Rogue: Chi you're going to kill me.,, I put the Harry Potter book down when Harry sacrificed himself.. I never finished it, last night I was bored so I decided to finish it - he comes back to life! Harry ends up with Ron's little sister and they have a son and Dumbledore dies and it's revealed that Dumbledore was gay.

Why they wait that long to say that he was gay. What about his lover!

Rogue: Just read the read.

…Okay.

Rogue: The pole's in the backroom Chi - me and Pam put it there...

I want to try it out…*Shivers* I felt like someone wants to drag me back there.

Alive: I could name a few.

Rogue: For Beatrix *Rogue hugs Beatrix* Well in the books Matt thinks Caroline is having his twins when they're actually Tyler's. Bonnie is STILL Damon's little witch. I think they combined Caroline and Meredith into the TV Caroline - there are rumors of pairing Tyler off with Bonnie - I will murder if they do that BAMON forever the witch and the Vampire BELONG together. I am doing a Bamon fic - still working with it on paper before I start typing it out.

Okay! *Smiles*

Rogue: Sookie is part Fae - long story short, Adel Stackhouse fucked a half fairy.
It's sad though because Sookie's fairy cousins Claudette and Claudine die and they close the portal to Elfyria so only her gay fairy cousin Claude and her half fairy grand uncle Dermot remain and Dermot looks like and older version of Jason. Sookie also has a little 5 year old nephew who is telepathic by Hadley - she only discovers this after Hadley dies.

Aw.

Alice: So sad but talk about spoiler. I like it.

Rogue: How was Eric's naked scene with Talbot! I thought it was LEGENDARY and when he staked Talbot it was like having an orgasm!

Eric: One of my best works.

It was so hot!

Stefan: I threw up a couple of times in my mouth.

Edward: It was alright.

Rogue: Bob! Stay away from Damon and Stefan!*Rogue starts beating Bob with butt of shot gun... Bob becomes white mushy stuff and Rogue keeps beating it. Wolverine and Dean lead Rogue away from the white stuff. Charity places flower in white puddle* Goodbye Bob.

You know he's going to come back again.

Rogue: It's fun trying out new things on this bastard! *Smiles*Seth it's not that I don't like you - I do but you're still a kid.. so is Jacob - don't worry kids eat your vegetables one day you'll be big and strong like Dean (Rogue pats Seth's head).

Heart-Broken: *Growls* Stop insulting him!

Rogue: Let me finish. And I'll give you a good ass whipping.

Heart-Broken: You wish!

Rogue: *Ignores* Stefan are you coming with me and Pam in the Backroom? Whose watching? Charity, you me and Pam backroom tomorrow - Damon can watch.

Damon: Haha.

Rogue: Damon- Steffie is crying - take care of her.

Damon: *Growls*

Rogue: Charity is fangirls become characters then I get to be the Bookie for the bunnies fights!

Stefan: O_O

Rogue: Don't worry Stef we'll get rich and buy a yacht and sail the world with Pam.

First fight: Snowball Vs Fluffy

Damon: 100 on Fluffy

Edward: 200 on Snowball

Pam: 100 on Fluffy

Seth and Jacob: Snowball

Stefan: My BABIES! I can't watch.

Alice: I can't see with these Damn dogs! Snowball!

Eric: 100 on Fluffy

Dean and Sam: 50 on Snowball

Wolverine: 50 on Fluffy

Cas: Fluffy

Okay Fluffy, Snowball - FIGHT!

Fluffy pulls out knife and eviscerates Snowball

Everyone: O_O

Oh Fuck!

Fluffy must have eaten some off Bob...

Fluffy: Here's Bobby...

…Soo how's the new body?

Bob: Fluffy. *Laughs*

Weren't we suppose to get back to fighting? You know what forget it. Free for all!

Damon: You have no idea what you doing.

I'm at 30 pages and its 8:54 I'm pretty desperate.

Lestat: *Grabs Damon and disappears with him*

Oh no.

Eric: *Grabs Stefan and disappear with him*

Pam, Dean, Seth: Who goes down first?

Fan girls: *Brawl out*

O.O. Everyone is fighting. *Slaps forehead*

Alice: I was kinda picturing Fan girl wars a little different.

If we do a FGW 2 it will be a little more…fan girl friendly.

Alice: *Laughs* I doubt that but where is Damon and Stefan?

*Screams fill the room*

At the mercy of Eric and Lestat.

Bonnie: Want me to go save Stefan?

Yeah.

Elena: What about Damon?

That bastard pushed off three crying kids, let him suffer a bit.

Steffie: *Cries*

Satan: FEED ME CHARITY!

O.O!

Angel: *Cries*

Let him suffer.

Damon: *Holding on to Stefan* Fuck…Damn…shit!

What happened?

Damon: Look at my clothes what does it look like.

Again?

Damon: There trying to double team use.

Stefan: *Coughs*

Dean: *Shoots at Eric and Lestat* I got your back.

Stefan: Thanks.

Hana M: hey chi! Im on team Damon :D.

Damon: Appreciate it.

Eric: Your starting to get slow.

Damon: Damn.

Alice: *Grabs Eric's arm and twists him around* Funny!

BeatrixMayfeir: Yeah a Fruits Basket ep! You are the best Chi*jump up and down*! I'll make you a golden statue! Kio Shigure and Hatori are so sexy!

I know!

Damon: Need help here.

*Sighs* Fine. *snaps fingers and everything stops* Happy? *pushes Eric and Lestat out of the way then snaps fingers again* Yay.

Damon: Where?

One of those thing I'm too lazy to explain.

Stefan: *Fall over*

Bonnie: Right.

Beatrix: Bye the way Meredith is the best friend of Elena and Bonnie in the book and not that bitch of Caroline, who hates Elena, and I really don't know why she's not in the tv series because she's great! And she also is Alaric's girlfriend! Damon why are you so mean with little Satan? He's so cute! I love babies I have a lot of nephews and one niece! Rogue you are so right about Elena! She's so useless and boring with here stupid wings!

Elena: I have wings!

Beatrix: Will you team up with me to torture her while she's on the show? And those fang marks Pam gave Cas have not healed yet I saw them the last time. Eric can I have a copy of "the kiss on the cheek" tape, please? And one of the YMCA dance! Stefan here's a toothpaste tube: use it all! Wolverine a katana for you: make Katherine in tiny peaces, please! Oh and I'm Team Castiel and Team Dean*kiss them both*!

Katherine: You have a problem with me brat?

Beatrix: *Shoots her with a wooden bullet*

Katherine: *Hiss*

FutureActressKS: To Katherine I really, really hate you! But not as much as stupid Edwierdo!

Edward: When will you just admit that you want me naked and in your bed honey.

FutureActress: *Twitch*Edward: Die! *lights a match and sets it in his hair, letting it burst into flames* You can solve that problem on your own.

Edward: EHHHHH!

FutureActress: Katherine Does it bother you to have so many fan girls (well like me) to be all over Stefan and Damon?

Katherine: No beside I refuse to let you guys get under my skin.

Too late. I saw you twitch.

Katherine: You want a voice?

*Nods*

Katherine: Good.

FutureActress: To any fan girl, who wants to team up with me to plan a diabolical plan to destroy Eddie over there?

I bet there's many. Where's Eric and Lestat?

Damon: Plotting.

FutureActress: Edward GO AWAY! *hits him hard in the stomach with elbow*

Edward: *Twitch* You hit like a girl!

FutureActress: Jack: For you *4 bottles of rum* HAVE FUN! Hehe Stefan: I love you. *Hands him an extra mega sized bunny, bigger than Mega the bunny* Damon: I am totally on your side in the fan girl war. *hugs for a really long time* No I am not going to let go anytime soon! *finally lets go* Backroom, maybe?

Damon: That is a big ass bunny.

FutureActress: Edward this is for the EW Sexy Beast poll. You and Damon are the final two, but Damon's losing so far! I don't know if it will change, but if you win, well even if you lost I would still do this. *hits him in the face with a crowbar.*

Damon: The only reason he would win is because little girls like dickless bastards.

Edward: Your just mad because mine's bigger then yours!

Damon: Pfft you wish.

Edward: What? You wanna compare or something?

….

Damon: …Stay away from my ass.

Eric: Hello.

Damon: Fine I give up but I'll have my pride and I want to say one more thing. Your Mother.

Eric: …What?

Damon: I'm here!

FutureActress: Eric you can't have Damon! *takes the same crowbar and hits him square on the head* Take that!

Eric: Ouch?

Damon: …Okay that plan didn't really work.

FutureActress: Elena Does it bother you that Lestat is so set on getting Stefan? *Hands her crowbar if she wants to use it*

Elena: Yes! *Holds on to the crowbar and beats on Lestat*

Lestat: *Sighs* Please stop. It's annoying.

FutureActress: Bob I'll steal your soul! If you even have one! FREAK!

Bob: MHAHAHAHAHAH! I would love to see you try!

FutureActress: Bonnie After the season finale, I'm not sure I can forgive you.

Bonnie: *Shrugs* I'm protecting my friend, what of it?

xXspoiiledheartXx: Edward- did yu just compliment me eddy *laughs evily* i think yu did.

Edward: Go haunt someone else troll.

Spoiiled: *Stabs him in the heart* Opps my hand slip.

Edward: E-E….vil Troll.

Spoiiled: Damon- wat if i dont want to be on yur list Damie *smiles sweeetly* yur my favorite *smiles again*

Damon: Good.

FutureActress: To Elena I prefer you over the bitch over there. (Aka Katherine)

Katherine: I hope Bob hides in your food.

FutureActress: No one cares for you!

Katherine: I do.

FutureActress: Stefan Present for you. *hands him a crate with 20 bunnies in it*

Stefan: Thanks.

FutureActress:*Kisses for everyone but Edward, Katherine, and Bob.*

Edward: Kiss my shiny butt!

FutureActress: Go die in a ditch some where to put you out of my misery.

Edward: Yeah. You love me.

Breakfastclub85: Dean: What would you say if I told you I love you with all my heart and asked you to marry me?

Dean: I'm not the marrying type right now but you want a fuck buddy give me a call.

Breakfastclub: Lestat I dare you and Stefan to make out for 5 whole minutes.

Stefan: O.O! Did you know what he tried to do to me!

Breakfast: Kiss now! It's a dare!

Lestat: It's a dare love. *Grabs Stefan and kisses him*

Stefan: *Scream*

Breakfast: Alice Sorry about you and Jasper.

Alice: It's alright. We just needed a break.

Breakfast: Bonnie: You and Damon would end up killing each other if you were together.

Bonnie: Finally someone sees it my way.

Alice: You haven't given it a chance.

Bonnie: No.

Breakfast: Chi: I think you should bring Bobby on here to smack some sense into people.

Damon: No more guys! No more people! No more fucking rabbits!

Mina: any bitches against bonnie: look. If bonnie had disabled the device, the vampires would have killed all the founding families. Random fact of the day Salvatores were part the founding families.

how would Stefan and Damon fight older and more powerful vampires while protecting the founding families which also included the gilberts? Hmmm...lets see now...they wouldn't! They would have gotten their ass kicked! Bonnie saved the town and the Salvatore's asses, so if you should be doing anything to bonnie it should bowing down and kissing her feet with appreciation! Now I am usually a nice person, very reasonable, but if anyone of you sons of a bitches brings up bonnie being a bad person because of the founders day episode I will show you just how much of a BITCH I can be! Plus the Salvatores for gave her in the last episode so don't bring shit up!

and if Tyler even brings his fugly self near bonnie I will rip his balls off!

(smiles sweetly like an angel) love everyone, ok bye!

…What just happened?

Damon: Something about me kissing Bonnie's feet.

Bonnie: Try it and you die.

Damon: No trying.

NykkiLeighVampireHeart: HAHAHA LOVE the chapter, as always! :) *waves frantically* HI DAMON AND JACK! I LOVE YOU!

Jack: I love you too love. Hey Chi how do they get that smiley face thing on here?

Just this see easy.

Jack: That's different then the one up there.

:) There.

Jack: Cool :O bring more booze.

Wrong face.

Jack: I'm getting sober. :)

Nykki: *Glares* KATHERINE! I FUCKING HATE YOU COLD HEARTLESS NARCISSISTIC BITCH! YOU HURT MY DAMON TOO MANY TIMES! SO THERE! YOU EVIL BITCH! I HOPE DAMON STAKES YOU! I HATE YOU! The only reason I'm not coming in this story and staking you myself is because I know you will kick my ass! So there! SAVE ME DAMON! ...ahem. Hi Elena! :) *whispers* pick Damon! *grins* LOVE YOU CHI! :D

Katherine: Smart kid.

..son: Hello kitten. You seem to watch a lot of anime although you've never mentioned possibly the two greatest ever made, those being cowboy bebop and trigun. If you have watched them what do you think of them and what would you rate them out of ten?

Yay! Legends! Both are ten both I love Rurorni Kenshin the best. I'm an action anime kind of girl who also like some girly shows. But blood and guts all the way. Watch Higurashi and you get both. Yay.

XOLittleGreenMonsterXO: Katherine, I don't like you. You're a bitch. *Takes out stake and shakes her*

Katherine: *Screams* I hate you!

LittleGreen: Elena, You'd better be good, otherwise I'll kill you too.

Elena: O.O Okay.

*Laughs*

LittleGreen: Damon, I still love you, but can you not act so gay? It's disturbing...

Damon: …Thank you for remembering that horrorable day.

Alice: It could have been worst.

Eric: I'm selling these thing out of the trunk.

I really wanted to see you two fight. *Claps hands* Fine. You two will fight in the next chapter!

Damon: I hate you.

LittleGreen: Stephan, No comment.

Stefan: …

LittleGreen: Jez, You are so freakin awesome!

Jez: Tell her to give me lines!

LittleGreen: …

*Places hands up* Okay don't hurt me.

LittleGreen: Jack, *hands him a bottle of rum.*

Jack: THANK YOU! I was get sober. Scary.

Vampirewithasecret: Edward is pissing me off...*kicks him in the head rips his head off plays soccer with it then throws it in a volcano...then let Eric rape the body* Oh! And I'm team Dean!

Eric: …I don't want him. Give him to Louis.

Louis: *Shrugs*

BroadwayAngelLyric: Damon, you have my back during the war don't you? *bribes him with a punching bag with Stefan, Edward, and Barney's faces on it* Psst, I'll kill the baby for you. It irks me.

Damon: Kill satan and we have a deal.

Broadway: Chi, I think you'd be a cool fairy. Fairies like Sookie read minds and shoot light from their fingers. You could use your powers to keep some people in line.

Yeah Damon.

Damon: Oh I'm so scared. So what are you anyways?

Huh?

Damon: Don't play dumb. You stopped time.

No I didn't, your just on drugs.

Alice: He's not on drugs and I saw this too.

Please no pressure!

Broadway: Elena, you finally came! I actually like you but I'll like you more if you dump Stefan.*whispers to her that Stefan and Edward have been having sex after the show for the last 20 chapters*

Elena: *Raises an eyebrow*

Stefan: Edward…really? You insult me…not really.

Broadway: Katherine, you're cool. You're a bitch but in a good way. Way tougher than Stefan.

Katherine: Who isn't tougher then Stefan.

Broadway: Eric, who do you hate most on the show?

Eric: Gir.

Broadway: I mean on the show right now.

Eric: Edward. He thinks he's hot stuff. Looks pathic to me.

Edward: Shut up Eric!

Broadway: Pam, who's been the best lay on the show for you?

Pam: Rogue!

Broadway: Jack, here's a case of rum, go wild.

Jack: *Does the safely dance*

Broadway: Cas, I'm rooting for you.

Castiel: Thank you.

Damon: He gave up!

Castiel: To see you fight Eric and it worked.

Broadway: Zero, here's a three person bomb. I dare you to use it on ONLY 3 people.

Zero: *Takes the bombs and throws it at Edward, Louis, and Katherine* I hate you all.

Broadway: Bob, you're horrible. Try to eat my soul. I can get psycho, ask Stefan and Edward.

Bob: Your mom ate me. *Evil smirk*

Broadway: Edward, did you actually fuck Bella's head after I killed her? You're disgusting.

Edward: Because you didn't think of it first!

Broadway: Stefan, how does it feel to have all 3 of your lovers-including Eddie Boy- here? I told you I'd bring justice and force you out of the closet. Stupid unsparkly fairy. Anyway, I got to go to my Fangirls Anonymous support group-yes, we have one of those, Stefan- so, bye!

Stefan: *Waves* I hope you grow a soul soon.

Vampire213: LMFAO XD. This is really good & funny !

Thanks. *Smiles*

Vie: This question is for Damon: Do you really Love Elena or is it because she's the spitting image of Katherine? Cuz I seriously hope u wouldn't do Stefan like that...deep down you LOVE him.

Damon: I wanted to play with her at first then I fell somewhat for her. Nuff said.

Vie: I'm not a fangirl but I do loves me some Damon and eventually I want him with Bonnie...all that angst they have is just going to lead to some serious supernatural sex.

Bonnie: Not going to happen.

Unless the writers make it happen.

Bonnie: Doubt it.

BereniceAndrea: Yaaaaaaaaaay! IM BACK! and of course first thing i did was reading this fic! i missed you so much chi! :D i can't believe i missed the body's switch :( this is getting even more epic, you rock ;)

Thanks.

Bernice: Btw, for the fangirl thing im 100% team Stefan! *tackles Stefan and kisses him* hi Stefan i love you! did you miss me? i brought you a bunny! *hands him a bunny* name him blueberry, its a good name :D I LOVE YOUUUUU

Stefan: *Laughs* Thank you.

Bernice: Damon! OMG, i knew you would miss me too! *kisses him* you're so sweet :)

Damon: I'm not sweet! I kill people!

Bernice: Chi, can i hug you? i missed your awesomeness :D you're the best-

Yeah.

Bernice: *Tackles me*Katherine is in this story now? Omg, Katherine i love you! i love you and you scare me at the same time! 100% fangirls here :P i wanna be like you when i grow up! i think i kinda am though, my friends call me Katherine cause they say im as bitchy as you :D so proud ;) you're my role model, i love you.

Katherine: Thank you.

Keep one eye open she will kill…*Gets kicked in the leg*

Katherine: Shut up!

Bernice: Elena, i love you too, i don't think you're annoying you're the best :D go kill Bella would you? She's just dumb

Elena: She annoys me too.

Bernice: Sam, Dean and Cass, you guys still fighting? Get over it! Have a threesome!

Sam: I've been in his body. That the closet thing to touching him.

Bernice: oh, Eddie, you i didn't miss at all... but hey, its been 10 days since i last tortured you, so... *grabs a knife, cuts his balls, hands, one leg, pop his eyes out with a spone* die bwhahahaha *sets Edward on fire while he screams like a little girl* *throws gas and alcohol at the fire and keeps laughing like crazy* bwahahahahahahhahahaha, Kath would you help me torture him? *blushes*

Katherine: Sure. *Cuts off one of his arms.

Bernice: CHI YOU'RE THE BEST :D HAVE FUN IN THE SHOW AND IF YOU WANNA TORTURE SOMEONE JUST LET ME KNOW AND I'LL BE RIGHT THERE ;) LOVE YOU! XO

Okay the show is over! I'll finish the FGW if you can call this that. I been getting sick lately again and collage stuff is catching up with me. *Smiles* But I want to thank TeamDamonRox, anneryn7, Heart-Broken-In-Love, MinaFTW, Dbz rox, TwilightRocks, TdiBridgette, Lady Salvatore, Rogue Assasin, Hana.M, BeatrixMayfeir, FutureActressKS, xXspoiiledheartXx, Breakfastclub85, NykkiLeighVampireHeart, ..son, XOLittleGreenMonsterXO, Vampirewithasecret, BroadwayAngelLyric, Vamp213, Vie, and *Welcome Back* BereniceAndrea for reviews and questions! Peace, Love, and Chocolate.

Katherine: Hey Chi! Let's play with something sharp!

*Shakes head*

Bonnie: So there's a round two? I thought you gave up?

Nah. I ready want to see Damon and Eric fight. Question? Are you a Bonnie girl, Elena girl, or Katherine girl? I just want to know.

Damon: Your kidding me!

Nope!

Stefan: *Sighs* Bye.

Sam: He's mine tonight!

Castiel: No!

Jack: *Takes off his pants* WHO WANTS TO SEE MY TROUSER MONKEY!

Alice: Night guys sweet dreams!