The Wedding of the Writer

One month before the beginning of Save the Writer, in a registry office in the centre of FanFiction City...

Wolfie: In a suit, pacing around a dressing room, "Oh god... I'm not ready for this... I'm not ready..."

Misty: Sitting in a chair, watching Wolfie's pacing, "You should have thought of that earlier. Like two months ago when you asked Miku to marry you."

Wolfie: "Yes, but... ugh just shut up. You're my best man, you're meant to provide emotional support!"

Misty: "There are some times when you've just got to let thing collapse, rather than trying to support it any longer."

Wolfie: "Oh god... I hate you so much right now."

Misty: "And I hate you too, and stop frigging pacing, it's reminding me of the time you were wondering how to propose to the girl."

Wolfie: Stopping pacing, but now scowling, "Okay... how long until we begin?"

Misty: Looking at his watch, "I'd give it 16 lines."

Wolfie: "Right... okay, here we go." Leaves the room, followed by Misty.


In a car on the way to the registry office...

Miku: "Oh god... this is amazing... oh my god..."

Luka: Sighing, "Calm down Miku, you don't want to be too excited to say your 'I do.'"

Miku: "I can't help but be excited Luka. It's my freaking wedding day!"

Luka: "Yes, I know. That's all you've been talking about for the past week!"

Miku: "I know, but I still can't believe that by the end of this chapter I'll be a waifu!"

Luka: Sighing again, "I just can't wait until this is over... ah, we're here."

The car pull up in front of the building, and the pair step out, and walk up the steps, to where Kiyoteru is waiting for them.

Kiyoteru: "Remind me why I'm the one giving you away Miku."

Miku: "Er... think for a moment, who else would do it?"

Kiyoteru: "Well there's..." Thinks for a minute, "Okay... point."

Miku: "Now... we're ready to start..."


Wolfie: Standing at the end of the hall, awaiting the beginning of the ceremony, "Oh gods... we're starting soon... oh my god..."

Misty: "Wolfie, calm down."

Music begins to play.

Misty: "Ah, 16 lines, just as I predicted."

The doors open, and Wolfie gulps and looks back.

Wolfie: "So... beautiful."

Miku enters, in a long white dress. Her normal hair-ties have been replaced with ribbons, each with small pink flowers in them. She has earrings with little sapphires in them, and a necklace with a treble-clef pendant. A diamond-encrusted tiara on her head along with a veil complete the outfit.

Miku smiles at Wolfie, as she is lead up the aisle by Kiyoteru, with her bridesmaids following her.

Haku: Conducting the ceremony, "We are gathered here today..."


Haku: "...I now pronounce you man and wife. You may kiss the bride."

The couple turn to each other, and Wolfie lifts Miku's veil, before leaning forward and kissing her. The sound of d'awws rings throughout the hall, before the pair turn and walk arm-in-arm together down and out of the hall.

Wolfie: "Miku... I'm so glad..."

Miku: Holding Wolfie's arm tighter, "Me too Wolfie, me too."

The pair stands outside, with their friends, as Kiyoteru quickly readies a camera. The camera flashes, and everyone sighs in relief.

Miku: "Now... party time!"


Shortly thereafter...

Lumi: "Just watch them..."

Misty: "They're completely mad, even on days like these."

Chewy: "Waaagh!"

Lumi: "Yeah, I suppose you're right Chewy, we should let them off, just this once."

Misty: "It is their wedding day after all."

Wolfie and Miku are dancing in the middle of the hall, as 'World is Mine' plays loudly, while other couples dance around them. Meiko is looking over Kaito, where he lies unconscious from one of Miku's spring onions.

Misty: "Well, I suppose it's almost time for the highlight, the cake."

Chewy: "Wagh?"

Misty: "You'll see Chewy, you'll see."

Wolfie: Stopping dancing as the song ends, "And now, the cake!"

A huge wedding cake is brought out.

Wolfie: "First, my beloved waifu..." Cuts a slice for Miku from the second largest layer, "And now the rest of you," Cuts pieces from the bottom layer.

Everybody: "Cheers!" Takes a bite.

Everyone simultaneously blanches, apart from Miku, who eats contentedly.

Wolfie: Turning to his new Waifu, "Miku... darling... why does this layer taste like spring onions? It was only meant to be the second largest layer!"

Miku: "Oh, well after we *censored* the night after we chose the cake, I read Angel-Chan's review, and liked her idea, so I called Baker's after you were asleep and changed our order."

Wolfie: "So... how much of this thing is..."

Miku: "Oh, only all of it."

Wolfie: Looking round, as everybody runs for the bathroom, "What have you done?"

Miku: "I think it's nice." Eats the rest of her piece.

Wolfie: Seeing Lumi, on the ground, with negative hit points, "Lumi!"

Lumi: "I... I ate the whole thing at once... I don't think I'll make it..."

Wolfie: "NO! Lumi!" Starts muttering, "Heal! Greater Restoration!"

Lumi continues the descent into negative hit points.

Wolfie: "NO! Don't die! I didn't prepare resurrection this morning!"

Misty: Rushing back from the toilet, "I did! All I need is a diamond worth 10,000gp!"

Wolfie: "Where the heck are we gonna get one of those..."

Both Misty and Wolfie look at each other, then turn simultaneously to look at Miku, who is casually eating the cake, and their eyes fall on her diamond-encrusted tiara.

Miku: "Why are you guys looking at me like that?" Her eyes follow theirs, "No! Do you know how much this thing cost me?"

Wolfie: "I'd guess just over 10,000gp."

Miku: "NO!"

Misty grabs the tiara, and starts casting.

Miku: "No!"

Wolfie: "Who was it that changed the cake?"

Miku: "Um... me..."

Wolfie: "So who has to pay for the resurrection?"

Miku: "...me... I guess..."

Wolfie: "Good girl, now I'll buy you a new one, how much was it?"

Miku: "Um... 9,999gp."

Wolfie: "WHAT?"

Miku: "I'm kidding, it was 25,000 gp."

Wolfie: "I suddenly wish that cake had destroyed his body, that's enough for True Resurrection."

Miku: "Well wouldn't this mean that you'll have 15,000gp worth of it left?"

Wolfie: "I dunno any more..."


Present

Luka: "What are you doing Miku? It's time for the epic battle of finality and epicness."

Miku: "Oh, I was just thinking. I didn't realise until just now, but this is Wolfie's and my anniversary."

Luka: "Oh yeah... not the best way to be spending it I suppose."

Miku: "Well at least he and I are together."

Luka: "Yeah... I suppose that's a good thing."


Just two notes, first as it now says at the beginning of this story, if anybody wants to use Derrick, Wolfie or any original character, then just ask, and I'll probably say yes. The exceptions are Misty, Lumi and Chewy, who are representative of other people, so you'll have to ask them.

Second, we have given ourselves the metaphorical green light, and, at some point in the future (probably this summer) I, along with Mistman_X and Illuminati_47, are going to be working on Adventures of the Writer: The Not Quite Animated Series. Basically, this is going to be something like a picture drama, which will be drawn by Lumi. However, we need voice actors for all the 'loids, as I am not going to buy all the software, and then fight with it to make it sound like English, and then make them say all the lines. More details will be available on my profile in the near future.

And so, next chapter is the last, final, no more random continuation, genuine finished article. The final chapter looms, and don't worry about waiting, it'll be here by the end of the day.

So, I'll see you so very soon.

Bis Bald

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